/brit/

hello

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>china is po-

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Puttin on me bets

None of them will come in but just makes it more fun to put money on the person I support

>>78763540
may i suck your peen?

>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270

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Faust lads

>>78764283
>>78764290
>Paddy gets BTFO

Is this a prophecy?

hate myself lads

>>78764360
cuck

>>78764327
is this paddy power?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


sorry lads just remembered a funny story

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>irish men

>>78764381
forty one!

>>78764403
Desire a threesome

>>78764403
Why do you keep posting this you autistic spacker

>>78764403
both of them look ridiculous

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>>78764429
Because you're not white.

IN HERE

>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270

>>78764429
don't respond to him

>>78764478
imagine being so sad you spam a thread based around a dick on a saturday night

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Need a single mom gf

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anime

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>oh hey anon! Glad you could make it tonight!

who's gonna win the fight lads

mayweather or mcgregor?

>>78764547
>Need a single mom gf

So basically any black female?

>>78764515
cry more da'shawn

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need a smoker gf

>>78764598
no you don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1wzBI6EKxk


who /pavement/ here?

>>78764570
said before not to post this annoying bitch

>>78764598
quite suggestive

need a gentle femdom gf

>>78764598
grim

>>78764645
tsukihi is a good girl

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<3

got called a cuck on /adv/

>>78764733
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

https://twitter.com/omracer/status/901501989116416001

>>78764733
dumb thotposter

>>78764733
why does she bleach her hair
is it to look less jewy?

>>78764767
That you?

>>78764733
VAPID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_xgr5Rv-Q

.......the cowards are hacking Tim's PC again.......
.....he needs to leave this country.....
........if someone in the US can help........
...please do...

>>78764373
Aye

>>78764847
*sends him a greencard*

>>78764847
Would love to see Tim in the USA without socialised medicine.

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Well lads?

>>78764802
THIS WAS NICE

>>78764888
would love to see him just go through customs

>>78764888
hmmmm yes socialized medicine doesn't exist here. retard

Matty mate you in here? we've been waiting at the pub for the last 20 mins but they won't let us in without the tickets you prick! hurry up and don't forget your pint glass this time

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caras arse desu

>>78764908
shan't

>socialized

Complete this sentence: F__

>>78764802
^w^
>>78764908
70

>>78764934
Matty Lutton confirmed

>>78764908
70 or 25

>>78764767
dont understand this individual or the food he eats

>>78764956
Fuck socialised medicine; taxation is theft

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>>78764934
Ol Ludders doesn't drink

>>78764733
dont like her as a person or as a girl

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>>78764908
>Jewish mathematics

>>78764908
-3

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>70 or 25

>>78764956
didn't think you had an argument either

Call me king of the niggas I need a crown made of thorns

>>78765005
he still about? can't say I've seen much kpop apart from Su but think that's another virgin

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>>78764940
>"arse"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im5CIpMFo4Q

LOTRposting lads

>>78765112
way too much arse

ching chong bing bong

>>78764908
17

>>78765112
*sweats profusely*

>>78765107
He hasn't posted kshits since he got doxxed and Janny came down on the kshitters

He might still post here but he doesn't mention the call center or throwing out resumes anymore

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this is a perfect arse

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>that sort of weird mental nirvana you go to just before you're about to spaff in a lass

>>78765215
Utterly hideous. Do not post this again

Waiting for a btc confirmation (>60 minutes without a single confirmation), waiting to buy some omg

>>78765107
>>78765185
pretty sure he still spams the yuzu gook

panicing about acestream for tonight

>>78765231
>smiling wojak
FONT

rolling a cheeky spliff

>>78765231
Is she telling you to cum in her?

>>78765234
Not great but hideous? Hello bender

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To be truthful with you Irish Anglos are the most POWERFUL race on earth

>not going to bed and watching highlights when you wake up

silly twats

>>78765301
I'll race you lad

>>78765302
yep

don't see the appeal of cumming in a lass, rather cover her chebs tbqh

>>78765243
Good lad

I sold ETH for my OMG. Much faster and cheaper transactions. Bittrex has OMG/ETH

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>>78765271
>acestream

I think you mean are you ready for tomorrow.

does maisie have a hairy snatch? y/n

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>>78765348

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Get hype niggas

>>78765362
bender

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how come coconut rice doesn't taste like coconut water?

>>78765362
Prefer their face desu

>>78765362
>>78765396
stop watching porn

>>78765362
insemination is the GOAT fetish

>>78765348
*tags Deano*

>>78765387
because of the kikes, lefties, pakis and niggers

>>78765348
i get it

>>78765387
I don't understand why waste coconuts on coconut rice at all.

>>78765396
lmao fucking gaybo

>>78765366
k ta, la. on bitfinex here

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>>78765348

>>78765340
Nice

>>78765328
Going for a late night out with a couple of mates and some girls they know then watching the fight afterwards

Want to start drinking now but I'll probably start at half 12ish

>>78765416
doubt stopping will change my fetishes at this point

test

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z265BuKCQrc

>>78765421
Fail to see how insemination could be considered a "fetish," it's literally the default ending to normal sexual activity

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when does fight coverage begin
i've got sky sports on and they're showing some tennis with lots of grunting

>>78765450
really don't care

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has anyone seen this BBC Pidgin shit?

>>78765466
porn

>>78765425
>>78765431
uh nevermind
i hate whites

>>78765489
holy fuck dude im dying right now

>>78765465
Read this as "The Furrys"

>>78765466
inseminating MILFs past expiration date is a legitimate fetish and it should be recognised as such

ok?

neighbours are playing shitty dadrock ffs

>>78765466
The virgin fetish

>tfw you will never stuff a 90 year old lady so full of cum, the wrinkles on her stomach go away

what about the alt left, who came charging at, as you call them, "the alt-right"?

>>78765554
would love to smack those chebs around

>>78765489
>here goes the british tv license money
Astonishing.

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big if true

>>78765555
Dare I say, best post ever?

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>>78765508

just the tip

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NEED a pornstar gf lads

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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503295893168.webm

Dixieposting when?

>>78765416
>>78765432
She prefers it, calls it 'my pet name'moisturizer and doesn't wash it off

can't wait for mcgregor to heem mayweather into atoms

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>>78765489
>>78765603
wagwan brudda man

Big Gulps huh?
....
Alright well see ya later!

>>78765624
that doesnt sound very appealing

>>78765624
absolutely LOVE her

>>78765626
despise lefties
and yes liberals are lefties

>>78765626
>the civil war was because of slavery
hate this meme

>>78765626
wrong flag and we're supposed to have silver fringes not white

IIIIIIIIII have become comfortably BUM

LMAOAOOOOO

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>>78765639

>>78765489
tbf pidgin is like a completely different language. My nigerian mate was speaking to his family in pidgin and i had no clue what they were on about. Still funny though
>im don bring plenty heavy wind with am

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>>78765626
>You can see his eyes glaze over

>>78765554
need a girl(male)friend

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>>78764908
15

i really love porn lads

i did the whole "stop watching porn" thing for a while but then i realised that being very ugly means women won't ever be interested in me so may as well just watch porn and wank and enjoy it

>>78765708
holy fuck dude im dying right now

made a curry and dropped the bowl before taking a bite
am fucking starving want to cry

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Slavery in 2 hours

>>78765710
dis infwamation b mighty powaful 2 my brudda thailad

G'won forwad di message foh me bin dem ye?

anyone been in the army reserves?
thinking about joining

>>78765760
You work in a hospital la?

reckon i have the worst job out of anyone here desu

>>78765775
u g'wan to fight in de white devils wars bruddaman?

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>>78765764

>>78765775
yea

>>78765809
>implying any of the alt right marchers had good optics

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>when you come in a lass that has a bf

>>78765806
what is it? worked as a kitchen porter once

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>>78765809
Ah yes

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>>78765809
i wear khakis
that must be why i get winked at by buff guys all the time

The penis is used to urine an ejaculate (make babies by propulsion sperm). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.
Pintle erect afore the sexual act ("luve makkin").

>>78765765
wen gon tell em wen e get ere

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>>78765856
Ah yes

2 tabs of acid down the gullet

>>78765855
work at a factory that finishes metal parts for heavy equipment

reckon i'd make a fantastic homosexual lads

>>78765626
I've managed to subtly redpill a few people because I have the unique position of living in America
I told them that the Civil War was mainly about state rights and the ability to govern themselves, and it just so happened that slavery was practices in the Confederacy

Paddy shut the fuck off.

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>The Virgin Reserves
>vs.
>The Chad Navy

>>78765850
cummed in the ex once and was later told by one of her friends that she went home to her new bf and he ate her out

true story

>>78765844
god imagine that an inaccurate meme

>>78765870
ho! ah weh eem tink eem ah guh duh?

born in bradford
made in the Royal Navy

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>>78765902
Good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

>>78765873
>if the left's optics were bad this somehow excuses the bad optics on the right

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This guy might be alright after all lads

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>>78765951

>>78765925
spaffed on a girls face and literally 1 hour later i see her and her bfing kissing at uni

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>>78765956
>Insists his personal staff call him Jupiter

Fucking love him.

>>78765925
did he taste it?

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>>78765951
dont cry lad

>tfw i can speak patois and scots

Accidentally posted in /balt/ instead of /brit/ with the lads lmao

Top banter

>>78765980
yeah mate i dont think you are understanding me
everyone at the recent marches in the states has given their side a bad public image
christ you're a bit thick arent you

wah gwan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMGd3mAfl-0

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>>78766027

>>78765956
sounds like a good lad

>>78766014
im literally on the right mate you colossal kekistani sperg

>>78766015
rarted bumbaclarted wee daft prick

>>78765956
leftoid runtlings must be absolutely livid at recent happenings

>>78765626
>>78765722
>tfw dixie is no longer

I would love to go on a roadtrip but the US is cucked to hell these days

>>78765956
>pro-monarchy
will anything come of this? the bonaparte family still exists

just had the worst speed comedown ever

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http://play.afreecatv.com/loveme2615/195535627

Korean slags desu

>>78766054
nazis watchout!

>>78766081
shan't

>>78766066
>I would love to go on a roadtrip but the US

Was unironically thinking of doing the same thing visiting the main sites of the Civil War before Round 2 starts. No homo.

>>78765956
>that entire image

citation needed

sunny d is a bit over rated imo
tastes really watered down, all in all shit drink

>>78766143
didn't know they still made it

>>78766143
yeah its wank

tropicana is the one

*quotes Hitchens/Cobain/Sagan/Rotten/Morrissey *

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>>78762132

>>78766135
Macron is a fucking lunatic m8. You can literally confirm this with a quick google.

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>>78766061

>>78766110
we can be like the euro /pol/ version of brokeback mountain

https://youtu.be/ZilNNQUtEvM

thoughts on chocolate raisins?

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good selection, this

>>78765956
want to hate him but he's just so likeable

>>78766202
top sweet

>>78765554
christ

>>78766110
>before Round 2 starts
slavery and race issues were only a small part of what lead to the civil war
we're no where near another civil war. our quality of life is way too good to be giving it all up to fight a war
i'd argue european countries are far closer to civil war than we are

>>78766202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

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Germany, France, Japan, Spain and Italy should all be rearming and building up their military might

>>78766220
would love to run a cheeky electromagnet across your shelf

>>78766220
>no gladiator
>no NGE
trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccbIjnfWT7A

ah yes, the state of my country

Where are you watching Mayweather-McGregor lads?

some of these comments aren't helping with my woman trust issues

>>78766200
did they just take the doorbell off?
not really sure what they were trying to accomplish

>>78766190
Would actually love this. Would be like Oswald Mosley touring in North Africa. Pure banter.

>>78766269
gladiator is right there
top righr

>>78766288
I might, but not sure if I can stay up for it

>>78766200
greek antifa are hardcore
they do drive-bys on golden dawn

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>>78766263
for what purpose?

>>78766305
missed it, still pretty lacking

HEY MAMA DON'T STRESS YO MIND

WE COMIN HOME TONIGHT

>>78766263
hope so desu

they need to start paying their fair share and stop relying on america to provide security for them

ungrateful cunts
(except for japan which is based)

>>78765791
Yes

tfw no levelling effect of a female example in your life to temper the pure unbridled testosterone that makes you make pointless shitposts on 4chan such as the one im typing now

>>78766275
I really enjoy Swedish music but I hate ever other aspect of Sweden.

>>78766289
why do you have woman trust issues? did you get bullied by women? by hot women? did you feel emasculated? tell me more

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>>78766305
Watch Gladiator you nigger. Fucking GOAT film.

>tfw you will never witness the glory of the Pax Romana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYnPrarCqQ

need a new nut in my life
sick of macadamias and almonds

Greece is the epitome of what a country in radical transition looks like: a crippled economy paired with petty political violence

>>78766288
My friend's place

>>78766321
NEED A BLACK NAZI GF

>>78766344
there's several, actually.

>>78766288
in the highlights tomorrow morning

>>78766382
man

>>78766269
I have both of those tapes on the shelf you tard
Gladiator is topright
NGE is top middle

???

unironically support the police and hate leftists me

>>78766321
Europe shouldnt rely on the US world police and the UN can fuck off with their military restrictions

>>78766288
bedroom or downstairs havent decided yet

>>78765489
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world->40997001

>To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

can't believe they're still making GTA 5 updates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI1ukKxPsGc

why can't we have rorkes and antifa beating each other with blunt objects on the streets of britain? i'd like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-zWZ7OL_DY

the yanks are at it again lads

>>78766429
there's no way you could catch up to us anyway

Maw called a Muslim "Mohammad" the other day when his name was Abrahim

>>78766451
would rather they worked on gta 6 london instead

>>78766461
notorious alt-right hotbed San Francisco

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When do they kiss

>>78766455
would be funny to see the two sides of the lumpenproletariat coin go at it desu

>>78766482
but
DUDE
GUNS ARE ILLEGAL
LMAO

only brainlets add "unironically" to flavour up their speech, even though it doesn't make any sense

>>78766493
4 AM

>>78766493
lol :P

>>78766394
im talking about an actual feminine example not some slags deano

>>78766517
i unironically disagree with this

>>78766275
I mean... It's hardly any surprise the migrants think the native women are open season when they are handed information like that.

>>78766517
I generally think people on here are being ironic most of the time

>>78766517
it's a meme you inept twat, learn how language works before you ever post in this thread again

>>78766482
>London
Yea right nigga it's gonna be Vice City

@17
Fully aware this was directed at me. Unironically don't care.

>>78766517
makes perfect sense. english is a living language you dullard.

>>78766482
i think it's time for a return to Liberty City

>>78766527
maybe you just dont know many girls.

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>it's a meme you inept twat, learn how language works before you ever post in this thread again

>>78766523
hehe :)

>>78766482
>>78766568
>wanting a gta game after the shitfest that 5 is
plebs

Post Nikki Minaj pics

Heard GTA 6 will be set in Scunthorpe

>>78766596
i think that's the point
that he doesn't have one
rather than there literally not being any in the world

GTA 6 should be set in Cheadle

>>78766601
XDDDDD LMFAOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
FUCKING HELL PSML FUCKING CREASING HAHAHAHAHAA XDDDD
;)

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>>78766493
lets skip the kiss and get straight to brass tax

>>78766596
post makes no sense as a response to what I said just shut up you brainlet

a little birdy told me gta 6 will be set in glasgow

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the intellectual gf

>>78766609
well it's hard to follow IV, the best game in the series

straight to brass tacks, count stacks like NASDAQ

GTA 6 was going to be set in Preston but it was banned for excessive graphic violence

>>78766600
reckon this guy is actually a leftie false-flagging

>>78766694
*wanks*

>>78766694
bizarre face and head shape

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>>78766694
yea right, literally braindead

>>78766694
name please

brit is much better without canadians

>>78766558
>>78766564
>>78766592
>>78766546
snap

>>78766609
5 is so much fun... when you have friends
i dont expect you to understand that.

>>78766736
Charlotte Chebs

>>78766736
Lana Rhoades, phD.

>>78766617
>>78766617
>>78766617
>>78766617

>>78766694
looks like a tranny

>>78766736
Margaret Thucks.

>>78766736
lana rhoades

>>78766754
>i-it's fun with friends!!

you can literally say this about every game

>>78766806
yeah but gta has quite a lot do actually do with friends online. more than most games

>>78766694
best slovenian

>>78766831
gta5's online is hardly a paragon of a good online experience

>>78766918
its banter mate dont expect you to understand fucking NEEK

>>78766937
okay sweetie whatever you say xx

>>78766974
;)