/brit/

maisie

bit early

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love singapore

would never live there though

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anime

What do you live for, lads?

Dawning on my I only live for times when I get blackout drunk in dingy clubs now.

gona smuggle drugs into saudi arabia

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Chinkyman has a pass

Sorry I couldn't save you

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China lads

Europe for white people only! All others fuck off!

>>78762197
baffles me why you think you're any better than the chinkyman you cretin

genuinely believe there are PRC shills on /int/ at this very moment

>>78762259
Fuck off Paddy

might start drinking now
9 hours left until the fight though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9bmkTltx5s

Are West Ham too big to go down?

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am slightly drunk, watching VHS tapes in my hostels TV room on a comfy sofa

im having the most wonderful time lads, wish you were here

diced-potato establishment

This is life on $7.50 an hour

post timo

slavery is the only reason any of us are posting here haha

>unless you're able or willing to spend more than you'll ever even earn on a product that
would not have been made in the first place

thank god for chinks haha!

>>78762301
Been drinking for 4 hours already. Will be absolutely blinkered by the time it rolls around.

>American fights fans will have to pay £69.85 ($89.99) to watch in standard definition and £77.60 ($99.99) for HD.

>But in the UK the fight will cost viewers £19.95 or €24.95 for Republic of Ireland customers.

From Dublin to Cork
And from Kilkenny to Armagh
Diddly doo
Diddly dee

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just got a cheeky tax rebate lads

love vintage japan

>>78762352
grim

>>78762382
No bully :'(

up ra

>>78762382
subsidized because you have to pay a tv license

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>paying to watch something that will be streamed by hundreds of people for free

Going to buy some shoes

hundreds

Manpunch on later lads.

thousands

Got a haircut today

>>78762343
Where? Love hostels

*serves as thread stunt double*

how many fantasy points you lads got this gw?

24 here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ5zYDrhDGM

>paying for something that will be streamed by dozens of people for free

>>78762444
streams will go down during the fight
can't be arsed to miss the KO

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>but they'll take one of the millions of streams up down, uhhhhhhhhhhhh duhhhhhh *drools*

the man is going to punch the other man and I'm going to make £200 off it

stop talking about the fight, it's going to be shit just like the paquiao fight

>>78762534
that cat is fat :<

>>78762575
*punches you*

>>78762601
*breaks your hand with my jaw*

>>78762601
Ouch, that was my bumhole

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Have decided on Apocalypse Now in the end lads. Think the VHS artefacts might add to the 60s aesthetic.

>>78762496
Edinburgh, just by the station

its only £20 because its on at 5am. if it was prime time like in america it would be £100 easily.

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>>78762534
cute

tipped an escort $12 once, not joking

>>78762524
23 so far

>>78762625
Good choice. Looks comfy. Anybody else around?

>>78762625
Haymarket? I'm literally 15 minutes from you lad

>>78762640
mental!

>>78762640
state of yanks

watching neon genesis evangelion

no I'm NOT a weeb thank you very much

>>78762676
thought brits would find that funny

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feel like pure shit, just want him back

>>78762667
dont do it. he's an autistic bender. theres a reason he's watching films in a hostel by himself.

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>>78762625
>VHS
>60s aesthetic

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>>78762711

https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/901452734645194753
love how these types still piss their pants over lenin a century later

>>78762690
Rei or Asuka though?

contrarian third girl answers will be disregarded btw

made a vlog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHv8B6piTxo

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Tsukasa lads

>>78762739
asuka

>>78762719
on a saturday night no less

>>78762722
i didnt say the VHS was 60s
im just saying the crackliness and screenjitters helps the FILM's 60s aesthetic

>>78762739
rei is best girl

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>>78762711

>>78762765
Good Lad

>>78762534
thanks

leaving the left lads

getting red pilled: a conversation

>>78762667
meet me at the meadows

red pilled my dog

>>78762667
im on Princes Street

>>78762719
the comedy show i wanted to see was full up so i didnt make any plans
im not autistic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVNhiME3Qk

>>78762765
wrong

>>78762790
good lad

>>78762711
*destroys various irreplaceable and unique cultures*

Whoops

Lads should I stay up to watch mcshittor or not???

wow really great thread

*logs off the internet*

dad wants me to wake him up when the fights on

>globalisation is great!

ah yes I'm sat here as a qualified professional in my fucking shared apartment only DREAMING of being able to buy property(something people did with ease only 2 decades ago), globalisation has really helped me!

>>78762838
he thinks he's vogels

buying property is highly overrated in my opinion

>>78762837
Go for a walk and take pics for the lads

I wanna see the city

Does anyone know where can I see the fight McGregor vs Mayweather in live stream?

>>78762905
Globalisation isn't to blame.

>>78762905
>this game is too hard
>lower the difficulty for me

Just end yourself

>>78762922
How's your thread going?

I'm a deano AMA

>>78762992
bit early

kero kero bonito

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losing my hair at 24

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what Polish time is the fight?

>>78763005
Did you go to the footy today?

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>>78762952
its unbelievably peng and surprisingly nice
i always thought scotland was grim but i was dead wrong

this is literally an average street in the city centre

>>78762956
yeah this seems like a god place to ask 8 hours before the fight
fuck ff

>>78762857
its only till like 4am starting then i can just get up and head to starbucks for a drink

>>78763016
Sep 1st 1939

never heard a spider make noise before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNHK565cVe8

>>78763016
why the fuck would we know

>>78762968
dumb boomer apologist

>>78763035
I've always wanted to go there it looks dope af
Have you made it to the castle yet?

>>78763057
dont talk to me or my wifes spider ever again

>>78763040
Not sure how you've answered my question fucker

>>78763040
consumerist turborunt
make your own coffee

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>it's my fault if the train company is to pikey to install ticket barriers and the conductor is too lazy to come through the train
I regularly do journeys where I can enter one station and exit another without having my ticket checked at all, but I'm a good boy and buy it on my phone beforehand

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any tights man in

>>78763095
If your journey end-to-end has no ticket barriers you are morally obliged not to purchase a ticket.

>>78763057
wonder what would happen if you stamped on it? does it have a hard shell?

>>78763039

Fuck off you, scum.

*drinks 500ml "coffee" with a kilo of sugar in it and cream and toffee*
AHH yes this is surely worth the money

>>78763137
All stations have ticj=ket barriers

>>78763019
No I moved away from the city of my team.

But I watched two matches on TV.

public transport should be funded by taxpayers and should be free at point of use

>>78763155
Check out this absolute MELT lads he replied to the wrong post hahaha

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>>78763010
this t bh

>>78763155
thanks

>>78763148
mong

jontron finally uploaded again

>>78763016
5am

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>>78763155
>all stations have ticket barriers
*blocks your path*

>>78763189
hate that racist cunt

>all stations have ticket barriers
no they fucking don't

Leeds Fest tomorrow lads!

>>78763161
Why don't you support your local?

>cokes all gone
woops haha

any lads wanna tuck me in?

>>78763057
>having to chase it around the room for half an hour before it sits on your hand for 2 seconds
wow spiders make great pets

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My thread has been pruned or deleted

playing video games like a proper manchild

haha alri

>>78763035
Chambers street, outside the museum

>>78763211
>>78763222
Oh yeah

York never had any either, I forgot that

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>>78763221

>>78763233
why does he have a pair of socks in his underwear

don't get why people like watching football
seems a bit boring

>>78763126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBnGRLu0yXM

here

>>78763252
How drunk are you exactly?

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>>78763196
thanks

>>78762808
it's getting dark lad

>>78762837
ah right, near Waverley then

>>78763267
Not drunk, just live in London

4am? Wtf and how long does a fight take?? Also why is it on so late.

>>78763261
stfu dicklet

>>78763265
great channel

>>78763057
didn't like this video one bit

much prefer the cat

>>78763292
why does he have a pair of socks in his underwear

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>>78763241
correct
theres a CRACKING exhibition about a polar expedition btw in the central library
its free so theres no excuse not to have a look

>>78763271
i would advocate weed killer for kissless hugless virgins

>>78763291
>how long does a fight take??

about 45 seconds for mayweather to wipe out mcshitor

you can't even exit at birmingham new street without going through barriers

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>>78763271
Can this charity help me lose it?

>live next door to nfl stadium
>there's a game tonight
kill me

not even a goodnight?

kill yourselves scumbags

>>78763291
It's in Nevada, they are on PST unless I'm mistaken, so it's like 8 PM local time

>>78763334
Oh, didn't know that, haven't been this year, I will check it out

>yanks unironically pay $80 to see boxing on TV

>>78763339
>kissless hugless

*kissless handholdless virgins, paddy

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Why is the Miners Strike so A E S T H E T I C?

>>78762124
Now I feel like watching the Beijing opening again. Why was our Olympics opening so shite lads?

did the man jab the other man?

>>78763398
9pm

>>78763367
Atlanta Falcons

>>78763417
didnt know it was THAT bad

>>78763367
>having to listen to 3 hours of adverts

Awful

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>>78763430
The UK is inferior to china in practically every way

any kpop man in

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>>78763430
First 30 minutes was literally GOAT. Rest was shite.

>>78763367
Stay up and watch the spectacle of a century

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhJjbimL5E

>>78763488
t. oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

>>78763211
they always have people checking tickets on the overpass on Platform 1 and 2, and sometimes people near the shop checking tickets at 3 and 4
saying that, they almost never have people at the side entrance so you can get off at platform one, go through the subway and come up at platform 7 and no one will check your ticket

dad just blackmailed me for £20 to buy some crack

any Lei Feng's good example following man in

any nonce man in?

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>>78763450
God's country

>>78763583
alri

>>78763546
Yeah. I've never been ticket checked in the morning, but I normally get done on the train. It's always Saturday when they're out in force, which is understandable.

wow great thread

*logs off the internet*

>>78763583
yeah the slovak poster is here

tell me something good /brit/

i don't feel so well right now

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Autistic man being bullied

did the man punch the other man?

(practising my gimmick for tonight)

>tfw you could have walked past a /brit/poster irl and never even known it

wow great thread

*logs on the internet*

>>78763346
well it is one of the biggest stations in the UK and newest so I would expect it to have barriers

WEE PITS AE MISERY

flat earth is real

>>78763494
https://youtu.be/4As0e4de-rI?t=295

>Nimrod swells in the distance

How can Brazilians even compete?

"mom: (insert stream complaints here)"
"dad: don't worry so much, life isn't as bad as you make it out to be"
>repeat for decades

>>78763612
my laptops left click is broke and I only bought this like a month ago :(

>>78763612
More than half of the world’s population growth will be in Africa by 2050

>>78763691
laptops are shit
just get a desktop

>>78763627
what kind of degenerate must you be to actually find that funny?

>>78763601
There was one Wednesday lunchtime where they had "revenue enforcement officers" at the side entrance and I've never seen them at rush hour

>>78763627
why is connor taller here but at the weigh in he is shorter?

>>78763688
>mom

Fuck off yank

>>78763652
prove it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_erDweRp9c

>>78763755
He isnt, Mayweather wears that cap to compensate the height gap

>>78763755
heels

>>78763688
Dad is right of course

>>78763752
>"revenue enforcement officers"

Lmao fucking hi vis warriors.

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Woah

listening to in the flowers on repeat drinking my mum's gin on the verge of crying

>>78763748
*licks her buttcheek*

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MENTIONED

>>78763804
'ce

>>78763804
why is her tongue so long
why are her ears so small and weird
why is her nose so ugly

>>78762124
I think you all are a person who higly thinks every single persons life revolves around going outside and hanging with friends and "getting" a life.Who are you,who is anbody to determine what makes someones life worth living?What makes you think that having hundreds of friends is better than playing video games,browsing memes or doing something else?Another thing is that you said you dont give a single shit about what im writing still you care enough to write a reply.But i get that,nobody likes losing an verbal fight.You think calling someone a Mongol is an insult?I suppose you mean mongol as a dumb person or warmonger or something.But hey,you are a Chav,and i guess from Britan(And i am from Britain too),there is one thing certain about Britain people,ignorant bunch,not in person but over the internet they are(And i got a lot of experience).If you are a Paki its even worse.

in a boxing match if someone gets knocked out and the ref doesn't bother counting is that a KO or a TKO?

If I had just bought $100 of bitcoin in 2010 and forgot about it, I'd never have to work a day in my life again

Really makes me think

>>78763824
You the lad that cried and then went for a bike ride?

>>78763824
why ruin a great song by overindulging

mom just called me an asshole

>>78763804
'e

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Hmm

>>78763866
what did you do to deserve it

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>>78763835
Big ears are my fetish. I wish I had them or knew someone who would date me with them.
Not the Jews though.

>>78763836
send gf

>>78763233
>chicken legs
disgusting

>>78763793
I was doing the virgin walk trying to not catch the attention of anyone and specifically didn't look at them
One of them was about about 230 pounds and ran up to me and got in my way and said "need to see your ticket mate"
He was VERY disappointed when I whipped my ticket out

>>78763861
shut up I do what I want

>>78763522
Thanks for the nostalgia anon.

>>78763884
look at those...

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>>78763869
>those nips

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Shit

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Reminder: The Irish are not true whites.

>>78763892
drank 3 tallboys with breakfast

>when you make a sly dig about yourself to a normie about your smartphone being a £300 alarm clock/paperweight and they do that laugh where they aren't sure if you're telling the truth or not

>>78763926
'e

>>78763926
faust loving nonce

>>78763954
muh tallboys brahhh

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>“God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva."

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>78763909
>>78763909
genuinely grim

>>78763958
Why on earth would you make an in joke about yourself to someone not in on it

jalfrezi

>>78763958
yeah mate aha spot on aha
*walks away and talks to someone else*

anyman remember the cuck memeo

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LOVE coleslaw

>>78764021
i invented this meme

So THIS is the power of skysports

https://twitter.com/afcSharky/status/901451541273616384

emem oikcuc eht rebmemer enoyan

>>78764044
Fucking hate this stuff. Vile stuff for the lowest of runts. That and mayo. Total shite.

drinking white wine listening to we dance by pavement on repeat on the verge of crying

mention faust and he slinks back into his hole

>>78764072
lol

>>78764076
you fucked it up moran

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just published the thesis

>>78764089
same

>>78764096
What?

post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhEMPN7y1I

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>>78764084
you sound like the runt here mate
Coleslaw is the patrician side dish

>>78764140
none of your business proto yank

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>>78764133

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have gotten to the Ride of the Valkyries bit

giving me tingles

>>78764159
grim

>>78763824
nice

>>78764196
literally fuck off
you're probably one of those runts who ONLY has chips

>>78764133
>being queer or transgendered means you're a different specie
What utter bull.

>>78764188
*gently tingles your japs eye with the tip of my tongue*

>>78764159
>patrician
>anything that's served in fucking fast food chains like kfc
does not compute, try not having a shit-taste senpai.

kapusta z grochem is the best side dish

>>78764133
imagine writing drivel like this for a living

>>78764239
genuine retard

>>78762132
>>78762132
>>78762132
>>78762132
>>78762132

>>78764169
You're the proto yank now fuck off back to your tiny hole.

>>78764229
that feels horrible though. you should have said frenulum. that feels nice when licked. bent twat.

>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270
>>78764270

>>78764278
>aussie opinion
lmao

>>78764290
Fucked it AGAIN

>>78764283
>>78764290
what is wrong with you people

JANNY!!

JANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!