/brit/

>>78760246
friend of mine from saddleworth always boasts how part of that film was filmed in his village

bomber harris

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the virgin chase

tried doing that thing when you shag the sofa cushions but didn't rate it

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anime

can't stand pakis

>>78760327
howling at this

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any slag lads in?

>>78760360
yeh i'm a slag

Why do people on boats feel the need to wave at people on land?

Does my head in when I'm walking my dog down the canal and every pompous cunt that passes on their boat waves at me

>>78760344
havent done it since i was 13
sort of feel like maybe trying it again now as a nostalgia thing hahaha

Got Rock Band on PS3 one Christmas with the drums and I put the drumsticks up my bum all the time.

>>78760360
i'm the son of one

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>Anything in this country labelled as 'spicy'
>It's very mildly paprika flavoured

One day I'm just going to fucking snap.

*takes your life*

>>78760390
You carry your own blend hot sauce right?

waved at some dogwalking twat from my canal boat lads

>>78760390
the 'sheed tastebuds

when i was 15 i put coconut body batter on a clotheshook that a builder had left in the bathroom corner and put it up my bum

>>78760434
And how did that make you feel?

just been to morrisons to stock up for the impending race war following tonights fight

>>78760390
concerning post

>>78760460
how many cornettos did you get

put a banana up my bum once and it split while it was up there

when i was young i was the king of carrot fuckers

got called racist in morrisons

can't tell if student politics is a good way to get into real politics, or a death-spiral for wonks.

hate dutch lads

cunts

>>78760485
call it a banana split

doing a speed comedown

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bogpill me on birmingham
why is the architecture so shit?

>>78760494
t. 5'4"

>>78760485
was the banana okay? x

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once had a hot cross bun on a day other than good friday

>>78760485
that's one way to make banana split i guess

>>78760460
>mfw i realise morrisons is named after Jim Morrison

>>78760494
same but russians

>>78760513
that's not shit you flyover mong

>>78760492
Henri

>>78760492
Knowing people in actual politics is the ONLY way into politics

>>78760456
didnt really like it much
kept doing it every week or so though so idk what i was thinking

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>>78760537
forgot pic

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>that's not shit you flyover mong

>>78760513
>try praying
don't you dare tell me what to do you disgusting fundies

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>>78760494
>tattoos of a sword on each arm
[looks towards the camera]
>>78760383

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>that's not shit you flyover mong

what was the first thing you fapped to? For me, it was this girl in my class, Samantha. She had a really great, round butt and long blonde hair. I didn't know how to masturbate so I used both my hands and rubbed it really fast like how you use a stick to start a fire. It did not feel good.

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this is unironically what the average street in Edinburgh looks like

crazy peng city, shame theres nowt to do outside of festival season aha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro
choon

>>78760622
freddie ljungberg

>Dutch

Not familiar with the concept. Unless you're referring to Western Swamp Saxony?

>>78760623
>statue of a white person
[urge to tear down intensifies]

>>78760623
Henri

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playing normiewatch right now.

Dubs decide which hero I main for the next few games

>>78760623
t. Unilad

see you on freshers week ;)

Why the fuck is this country so joined at the hip to America?
I don't understand it

Should I go and see Logan Lucky tonight?

>>78760632
good lad
prefer world party tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHh0V7UjVXI

*sucks Unicorn blood*

>>78760632
terrible song, suitable for students and the less of mind.

>>78760669
when I played I mained Ana. Also Mercy and Mei

>>78760663
dont know this meme
whats a Henri like

>>78760711
lansbury

>>78760687
Considering going to see Dunkirk in 70mm Imax

>>78760687

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>tfw you remember /qst/ exists

>>78760697
why dont you fuck off huh?

how do i know when i've made a real life friend

>>78760669
Don't understand that game

Looks so generic and safe to me. Boring.

>>78760669
lucio

>>78760740
when you hang out for a second time

just cringed at this post >>78760730

>>78760669
dubs for bunnies

>>78760246
cs_italy

>>78760728
great film, saw it a few weeks ago

HES HERE

>>78759684
>>78759684

>>78760767
terrible map

ah yes more skyscrapers and overly dense inner city suburbs for manchester
just what it needs

>>78760677
turn on the telly

>>78760779
Objectively not the janny

fucking state of google

https://www.youtube.com/verify_controversy?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3D6SJNVb0GnPI

>>78760779
show some respect

imagine if 4chan had a board like websleuth

It would be so fun and 4chan has a history of detective work

>>78760779
is that.. it's... oh my god.

>>78760746
oh it is. but it's fun with a good lobby sometimes

My life is so empty and shit. Don't know what I did to deserve this

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Vocaroo for islamophobes:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s12LuwSLMq0r

>>78760792
yeah

>>78760740
your social level must be above 64

thinking of getting a tattoo

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>>78760808
Not a chance

>>78760811
/x/ is the closest thing we have

>Carolina Murder tapes

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>>78760808
>h'whites

HATE German editions

Why do you lads let him get away with it?

how to pronounce "data"

>>78760849
didnt understand a single fucking word

>>78760901
Better than Chinkstralian ones posted at 270

>>78760879
>>Carolina Murder tapes
fill me in

The virgin tipping point
the virgin pointless
the chad chase

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when the FUCK is she dropping the new album????

>>78760883
h'white supremacy

Sister just saw what am i doing here and called me pathetic

>>78760902
Dar-tear

>>78760779
he got promoted?

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>thinking of getting a tattoo

>>78760901
dont care, got flags turned off unless hovering over the post header.

did a post
>>>/pol/139140487

>>78760902
date-a

google are currently censoring all youtube videos that don't comply to their lefty agenda

you can't even search for them any more

>>78757897
labour's your left wing party, yes? then that image is saying they vote labour more than men

>>78760937
>vulnicura was 2 years ago
damn

>>78760972
dude we're all the same remove the borders xD

thinking of getting a motorbike

>>78760980
boo hoo

>>78760925
Basically someone found weird VHS tapes hidden in a gazebo in a public park in North Carolina (or maybe Georgia I forget) which may or may not have depicted the murder/torture of various women after being led there by cryptic posts on /x/.

Let me tell you something about TPS reports

>>78760980
more censorship from fascists.

>>78760901
rude post.
But I do hate it when he makes an anti-irish OP

>>78760980
does this mean I'll see less x DESTROYS y in my sidebar?

Do you miss Ed Miliband?

>>78761030
was just watching this literal clip

>>78760901
I am your shield against the Yellow Menace.

Decided not to go to the cinema to see Dunkirk. £18.50 for one ticket and I'll have to be in a packed cinema.

u
f
o

thinking of getting a motorbike tattoo

>>78760976
rasheed

>>78761112
On your butt cheek?

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>>78760989
2015 is an opinion poll and Labour moved rapidly to the right following 1997. (It moved left again after 2010, but as I say, 2015 is just a poll and the Lib-Dem vote [centrist] collapsed.)
Meanwhile in 1974 they endorsed paedo heath. In 1979 and 1983 they endorsed Thatcher. In 1992 they endorsed John Major when the crunch came and a Labour government looked possible.

Labour from 1997-2010 was the party that introduced private-sector operated testing for disability welfare, private finance to the health service, the Iraq war, and swathes of authoritarian anti-terror measures. Even then, only in 2005 did they finally switch. Labour's campaigning at the time was also clearly targeted at the well-to-do upper middle class, constantly banging on about mortgages in the midst of the housing bubble.

Bale?

>>78761154
he's a big gareth

creasing

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=035_1503677738

>>78761057
It's my all time favourite film, watch it at least once a month, the first half is 10/10 kino

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too fucked up to care anymore

put your pork in my bean hole

>>78761188
drop a lit match in the casket

>>78761188
let me not click this

office space is awful

Think Trump needs to buy some of Pinochet's old helicopters tbqh.

KERSPLATTT!!

>>78761188
so much culture :)

>>78761188
need a quick rundown

>>78761251
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture

shall not be responding to you, yes you know who you are

>>78761029
is there an actual thing or just on /x/? any newspaper report on this?

I'm worthless and will never find love

>>78761243
soon you will learn

something truly wonderful about songs that fade in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14b_yqIVeLg

>>78761299
plenty of fish in the sea

just found out im gay lads

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>too fucked up to care anymore

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You heading out on the lash tonight lads?

>>78761188
>death is absolut
those comments aren't too bad

>>78761341
was planning to but the lads have gone quiet

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need some new states in the world, getting bored of all the regular flags on /int/

>>78761327
love fade in songs

>>78761307
Have a look in the archive if you like, the threads were pretty fun.

>>78761354
>Wales

lol

>>78761354
Brittany is not going anywhere

>>78761353
>united ireland
fuck off mick

>>78761188
grim

>>78761397
silly boy

>>78761354
this triggers the globalist neoliberal

>>78761341
ye

>>78761408
grim

don't care if its immature, periods are fucking disgusting and women should feel ashamed for daring mention them

>>78761354
>Not shown: Nova Austro-Hungarian Empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc

>>78761354
business idea: independent Galicia and Catalonia

>>78761408
grim

>>78761378
find it and link it to me, slave

Make Rhodesia great again!

>>78761416
as long as they're part of a supernational free-trade union :')

neolibs and lefties are the unwitting pawns of global corporations seeking to expand their power and undermine sovereign states.

>>78761449
grim

balkanise yankland

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

>>78761408
mirg

>>78761408

Baby shit and rice impressive

>>78761489
grim

>>78761489
this. hopefully a comfy and prosperous white ethnostate will appear so i can move there.

>>>/x/19486828
doing a poo myself in this thread

>>78761354
ummm sweaty kosovo, kurdistan, and artsakh are already independent x

>>78761512
its called ireland

>>78761512
>white ethnostate
shakaron fellow neonazi

>>78761534
have a walk around dublin sometime mate

>>78761473
LOVE global corporations
hate so-called nation states

simple as

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>hopefully a comfy and prosperous white ethnostate will appear so i can move there.

>>78759097
>“theres a fucking BILLION of them,”
1000 × 1,000,000 = a billion
East Yank

>>78761534
proxy off mboko

>>78761457
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19404823/#19404823

One of the threads in the middle of the shitstorm. Was also Georgia not Carolina.

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m a i s i e

>>78761525
grim

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Just installed pale moon lads

>>78761491
oh shit fellow durham lad i may see you there

>>78761540
not a nazi. just prefer white people. nothing wrong with that.

>>78761529
>american puppet state
>armenian puppet state
>non state
not very independent are they xx

>>78761567
what's pale moon

>>78761529
>kosovo
it fucking well isn't, leaf. It's a NATO dependency.

>>78761582
rorkesheed

>>78761491
>>78761491
my brainlet sister had to go to Durham after failing her Oxford application ahaha

Business idea: Galicia and the Balearic Islands join the UK just to piss off Spain

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>not a nazi. just prefer white people. nothing wrong with that.

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>>78761445

>>78761341
The homie is hosting the fight

Tell me a good British band that I can listen to evrtiem.

>>78761656
the dubliners

>>78761086
Don't you have a comfy small cheap cinema? Mine was empty and tickets were like £6

>>78761564
grim

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would get the horse on the left tattoo'd

>>78761638
BBC has a different meaning there

>>78761680
animal cruelty m8

>>78761667
I already listen to them. Thanks though.

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>>78761656

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>>78761630
business idea: united kingdom of great britain and spain
(we've already colonized their coastal towns)

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drinking daddies cummies from my sippy mug

>>78761693
something wrong with yank brains

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>>78761680

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>>78761697
funny fella

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This is how Africans speak?

Why do we pretend they're human?

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Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow?

My normal trainers ripped and these are all I have, I think basic white with jeans is a good combo 2bh.

>>78761757
shut your bloodclart mouth

>>78761777
ancient /brit/ gimmick

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>>78761721
disturbing

>>78761777
>gola

Prepare to get absolute ripped on the playground m8

>>78761757
if you impersonated them you'd be called racist
amazing

Europe is the homeland of white people.

>>78761555
encounter any fucking woolly mammoths while back there?

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>>78761086

>£18.50

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getting bullied at uni lads

>>78761757
http://www.pidginbible.org/conc/01GEN-hwc-1.htm
This is art. (Hawaii Pidgin rather than African.)

>>78761656
Death in June

christ this sri lanka curry is fucking HOT. is it normal to feel light headed when eating spicy food?

>>78760622
I found a porn vhs from my fathers home office.

>>78761086
the london experience?

>>78761851
If it's that hot, yes. Blood rushing causes light-headedness

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>>78761789
>How Tanzania dey kill mosquito

I've seen nigs speak like this on Youtube and I presumed they were retarded.
Turns out it's an actual language.

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>>78761819
you know what to do

>>78761851
normal if you're a pussy

>>78761851
call an ambulance mate

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>>78761086
Go see it lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUpvEgJEn94

>>78761489
no

>>78761852
Before i knew how to masturbate i tried to fuck a big snowball i made.

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>"HAVIN A TRICKY SHIT"

>>78761757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP5ILgKxapI

>>78761851
absolute state of whitey

How do people actually enjoy festivals

Everything and everyone is just grim

>>78761656
Feeder
Editors

so who's hosting the /brit/ livestream of the fight tonight then?

>>78761851
>non-Americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpqqBX-Myw

CHOOOOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpqqBX-Myw

mad how there are snakes in Britain

>went round a friend's at 12.30 for the early kick off
>assumed it'd be an all dayer so took beers, Dark Fruits and voddy
>palms me off at five to have dinner with his missus
>half-cut so go to watch the United game at a pub by myself
>only one there alone
>get a chippy on the way home
>eat too much, bloated but still surviving
>not sure what to do with the rest of the night now the food is starting to sober me up

Help

>>78761986
We call them Jews but yeah

>>78761846
I listen to that guy too.

>>78761958
Will check them out now, thanks.

can't decide whether to sleep now and get up at 4am for the fight or just work my way through a tray of Pro Plus while knocking back glasses of wine

>>78761919
how is that the best scene?

>>78761986
None in Ireland though thanks to St. Patrick.

>>78762000
the deano experience

>>78761955
Sounds like you're the only one that's grim desu senpai

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>>78761814
>only browsing /brit/ and not multitasking

dont like the phrase 'chippy'

>>78762022
is that true?

>>78761986
Greater London

>>78762000
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron

>>78762034
it's chipper

>>78762010
you're alright for a Turk

if you really are into neofolk and you're open to something more upbeat I can actually give you a recommendation that you probably haven't heard of

Ostara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxGlzBn2Ieo

>>78762000
Did you leave your beers at your friend's?

you're both wrong
it's chip shop

>>78762040
no

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exciting day lads
the fight and texas is being heemed by a hurricane

>>78762040
Just a legend.

>>78762034
>>78762054
It's always been chippy you northern monkeys

The United Snakes of America

Chip Palace you dummies

>>78761986
don't think ms may likes being called that

>>78762095
fuck off faggot

>>78762000
>chippy
its chipter you cunt

Hallo is this the Chip Depot?

>>78762095
manchild nu male

>>78762072
No, brought them home.

Wat do?

want to cuddle with a lad under a blanket and watch a film

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>>78761885
don't validate it.

Utterly neck yourself.

>>78762040

We have no snakes but mostly likely because they didn't get a chance to slither here because we broke away from the continent.

>>78762059
Thanks. I'm going to check it out right now.

>>78761958
I don't like Feeder cause it fucks my head, I mean it's so noisy but Editors - Papillon is breddy noice.

>>78762135
Good lad

Chug em and sing us a sea shanty

>>78762059
The music of it seems really happy for me, which I don't like ;_; Sorry, I'd prefer Rome.

>>78762201
>>78762356
rec me oud music

>>78762356
the music is upbeat but the lyrics generally aren't all that happy though I know what you mean

I lean more toward the neofolk than industrial side of such music

you probably know Sol Invictus already? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxvdMmsrKFo

>>78762514
Yeah, I know them but as I said, I don't like upbeat music in neofolk. You can like it, but I want to get lost in the lyrics when I listen to neofolk and that upbeat music distract me from getting that feel.

test

>>78762860
>>78762860
>>78762860
>>78762860

>>78762875
monumentally fucked it

>>78760246
I think you all are a person who higly thinks every single persons life revolves around going outside and hanging with friends and "getting" a life.Who are you,who is anbody to determine what makes someones life worth living?What makes you think that having hundreds of friends is better than playing video games,browsing memes or doing something else?Another thing is that you said you dont give a single shit about what im writing still you care enough to write a reply.But i get that,nobody likes losing an verbal fight.You think calling someone a Mongol is an insult?I suppose you mean mongol as a dumb person or warmonger or something.But hey,you are a Chav,and i guess from Britan(And i am from Britain too),there is one thing certain about Britain people,ignorant bunch,not in person but over the internet they are(And i got a lot of experience).If you are a Paki its even worse.