/brit/

>>78757943
Fung hung cheng

>>78757943
Please kill yourself x

lads is it gay to read a book where the central protagonist is a man?

>>78757970
>>78757973
VERY rude

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legs

what did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

hello ladies

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anime

All i want is to be an MP for the new zealand labour party but i bet they won't let me because i'm a foreigner.
Bastards. we let Brian Gould be an MP.

>>78757985
only if your perspectives touch

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White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
>Will chop your son's dick off the moment he so much as looks in the general direction of anything pink
>Will coddle and baby your children, turning them into spoiled brats who are unfit for the real world
>Will wait until she's in her late 20's to marry
>Will wait until she's in her 30's to have a baby (which means your child will likely have a developmental disorder)
>Will probably only want one child
>Will likely not give a fuck about you or your children, will instead focus on her career
Latin American woman:
>Will instill family values and traditions into your children
>Will teach your son how to act like a proper man
>Will discipline and prepare your children for the real world
>Will want to marry before she reaches 25
>Will want kids before she reaches 25
>Will want multiple kids
>Will make your family her first priority and become a stay-at-home mom if you want her to be one
Remind me again, why are we so obsessed with "saving the white race" when white women are not worth saving in the first place? Especially when we can save the white race by having Castizo children?

anime is a debilitating disease should be banned

>>78758044
dumb gimmick but latinas are GOAT women

>>78758000
Don't take me seriously. I'm just very jealous of their dynasty.

>>78757985
arguably the gayest thing you can do short of getting bummed

i'd like you all to know that i'm doing a poo right now

what if chinese people just used the roman alphabet

how did rhiana found out chris brown was cheating on her?

she found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles

Chinks are subhuman rats

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Who /f1/ tomorrow?

Abandoning a poo

>>78758183
/sp/ threads make it fun.

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THINGS CAN ONLY GET
THINGS CAN ONLY GET
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER!

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>>78758166

>>78758137
have you seen Vietnamese cities? the layout is really east asian but they're horribly unaesthetic as a result of their adoption of the Roman alphabet

the ol yellow fever is flaring up again

>>78758183
did the car go vroom? did the man steer the wheel? did the men change the tyres really quick?

>2050
>the first mission to colonize the moon has landed safely and is underway
>meanwhile on /brit/
>wowwww did man colonize moon?

>>78757985
>lads is it gay to read
yes

not convinced as of yet that asians have souls

My friend has a girlfriend who's both attractive and really nice but I don't even have an ugly and mean girlfriend. It isn't fair.

>>78758307
souls dont exist

the man has yet to punch the other man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdYvN49eRU

Watch it or I'll send /aussiegrannie/ after you.

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>>78758213
nothing wrong with that laddie

tfw no brown gf

>>78758268
>1969 /brit/
>did the man step on the rock?

did the noun verb the action

>>78758307
"souls" are what hold western civilization back, muh ethics, muh morals!

>>78758142
left or right

A man is hiking across the moors, when a terrible storm hits. The driving rain and howling winds attack him for hours before he eventually stumbles across a tiny isolated hamlet and thankfully takes refuge in their pub.

Seated at the bar, the heat of the fireplace drying his socks, the man orders a pint from the barkeep. After he's been nursing his drink for a while one of the locals in the pub stands up and shouts "Forty-three!" Everyone in the pub starts chuckling and his mates clap him on the shoulder as he sits down.

Another halfhour later another local stands up and shouts "Twenty-two!" and again everyone in the pub laughs.

The traveller is very confused by now, so when a short while later yet another local stands up and shouts out a number to riotous laughter, her calls over the barkeep.
"Barman," the traveller asks, "Why is everyone laughing at these random numbers?"
"Well sir," the barman explains, "this is a very isolated village, and everybody here has heard everyone elses' jokes hundreds of times. So to save time instead of repeating the same jokes we all know repeatedly, we assigned each of the jokes a number and just say that instead."

"I see," says the man. "Alright, I'll have a go."

The traveller finishes his pint, stands up, and loudly shouts "Forty-one!" to the locals.

>For punchline A, please click here:
>>>/s4s/5730147

>For punchline B, please click here:
>>>/s4s/5730136

doing an action

>>78758397
1>2

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>"souls" are what hold western civilization back, muh ethics, muh morals!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_xgr5Rv-Q

why doesn't tim just get a new pc?

ah yes, nouns, verbs and actions. The big 3, if you will

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Need an Indian gf

celebrity chase is bottom of the fucking barrel absolute brainless drivel for the masses absolutely tragic dire

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>"souls" are what hold western civilization back, muh ethics, muh morals!

>>78758446
no

>>78758397
just the fact you think i could rate sue lower than another human or cat makes me hate you even more than usual

has mcgonnigel beat mortimer yet?

where my gerunds at?

What kind of takeaway should I get:
Paki
Pizza
Chinese

fucking landlord had like 4 people here this morning doing god knows what

woke me up at 9 with a leafblower by my window and his dog barking at it. wanted to enjoy a nice, quiet saturday while my roommates are out but no, him and his retard wife and friends are here doing ""renovations"" fuck off cunt reduce my rent by 100 if i have to deal with this shit

>>78758446
spat out my tea because of this

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Need to fill an Indian womb with my semen.

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>>78758477

why do men wearing fedora look silly?

fedora was a common headgear in early 20th century of the western society right?

subscribe to a non-dualistic doctrine and as such the question of the soul is largely irrelevant

Atman is Brahman you see

>>78758483
Kebab

High heels on my heart when you hold me

>>78758483
Paki

>>78758363
would shag

i spent like 10 minutes on that joke you queers, fucking respond to it

western morals are dead

my wisdom tooth came in and there's a fuckin canker sore between the gum and the inside of my mouth and every time i chew i bite down on it

i am a grumpy bitch today i need a good dickin

*goes forth and multiplies (by zero)*

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What's that? A millennia old irreplaceable and unique culture? Destroy it quick and replace it with thousands upon thousands of identical manufactured commie blocks.

need a white, asian, latina, black, indian, paki, muslim, abo, maori, native, or assorted other wog gf

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How do I get a Muslim girlfriend without being killed by her family?

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so get a load of tis la

>wake up, put on a pot of coffee, decide to microwave a plaintain and have toast with peanut butter
>all the kitchen appliances are connected to the same outlet
>never turned all of them at the same time
>hear a loud 'tttccchaak' and notice that I power is gone
>think that it just must be some planned outage by the company
>wait for like an hour and notice that the building wifi is still on
>strange
>realize that I just tripped the breaker all this time because of the extra load for me breakfast
having my coffee with plantain and PB toast finally.

WHAT AM I LIKE, EL EMM O AYE!

>>78758574
be muslim yourself

>>78758544
really now

>>78758514
>tfw attracted to indian and most middle eastern features
>tfw most middle eastern and indian women have gross looking vagins

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>>78758142

>>78758516
the pictures used in fedora meme are all ugly people wearing fedoras
good looking people wearing fedoras don't look silly

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>>78758586Maybe a Turk will wo

>vagins

It's baginas you fucking virgin

on a flight to vegas

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>the pictures used in fedora meme are all ugly people wearing fedoras
>good looking people wearing fedoras don't look silly

>>78758593
no m8, i would shag myself instead

i am a bit subconciously racist against indians but they do have a very interesting culture and do produce some attractive people

>>78758574
just say
>lā ʾilāha ʾillā llāh muḥammadun rasūlu llāh
3 times and you'll be fine, i think.

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>>78758629
Maybe a Turk will work*

>>78758407
Had a laugh at this despite reading the punchlines first

>>78758629
grim

Imdians are honorary whites

>>78758652
Indians are also racist against Indians so it's ok.

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Need to stick my kebab into a Turk

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>>78758693
no

>>78758407
creased

wish my fellow american here would go have a wank holy shit

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>>78758621
hmmmm

*tips kasa*

*looks around suspiciously*

>>78758693
Greater London

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Racemixing is the future. Find yourself a South Asian wife.

shagged a greek girl for two years which is basically like shagging a turk
was EXTREMELY good tbf

lesser london

>>78758738
Does Varg even consider Irish white?

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>>78758576

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asians dont have soul

*invites a large youtuber to a furry convention*

>>78758815
yes

>>78758815
Varg thinks France is the pinnacle of white civilisation. I wouldn't trust anything he says t.b.h.

made te

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>Asians have no Seoul

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>>78758860
enjoy

>>78758815
No one does

>>78758407
exemplary post

>>78758868
awful post

HAPPINESS IS EASY

>>78758407
first punchline was better imo

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>>78758910
great policies tho

>>78758923
Jus b urself

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ITT post beautiful and intelligent women

Really don't know whether to get curry or pizza please help first reply chooses

which one of you fucking runts stole my joke and posted it on tv

own up

subject, verb, object - like clockwork.

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>>78758951
been in love with this one for years

>>78758992
myself

>>78758982
chinky

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>>78758887

>>78758992
me

>>78759012
Not an option

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Imagine how depressing being a muslim must be

Wish I was immortal so wasting my time didn't feel so terrible

business idea: subject object verb

>>78758999
YOU DID IT MAN
YOU BROKE /BRIT/ DOWN TO ITS BARE ESSENTIALS

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>>78759009
right
thats it

look behind you

don't find Indians in any way offensive per se. its a massive shithole of a country as we all know, but it seems self-contained, remarkably so given theres a fucking BILLION of them, and the only ones who get out tend to be from the middle classes who don't instantly engage in crime and terrorism like muslims and africans

don't really like their food myself so thats irrelevant

please stay away from dog

10 hours until the fight lads getting impatient now

>>78758682
Shut up, Paddy Ó Róirc

ok odds is pizza
even is Indians

NEED a Labour government.

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Heading back to uni on Monday
Get to see normals hanging out with friends and their gfs/bfs again

>>78759050
theyre not all like that though these are just the extreme ones in the making

don't trust people who don't like dogs

Do you know who Elagabalus is?

He was the best Roman emperor

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_xgr5Rv-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_xgr5Rv-Q

if you aint no punk
holla we want prenup

don't trust people who like animals more than humans
species traitors

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>implying you wouldn't fill her Turkish womb full of your western baby batter

if i verb another action from you objects there'll be noun

>>78759060
saaaaaame :/ :/ :/ :/ :/

some cowardly clowny bastards hacked my screen because they're not as bright as me

need a green card lads

>>78759224
like dogs, don't like dog owners
simple as

>>78759209
i hate how he never says whats on tv.

>>78759224
only like pugs and chihuahas because theyre cute and small

>>78759269
this
except a good deal of dogs are absolute runts as well.

>>78759282
he says it nearly every video

Business Idea: Three (3) more runways at Heathrow

>>78759209
tim needs a kick up the bum

got no mates

haha

ordered an Indian anyway ahahaha

>>78759259
alri tim?

>>78759167
Get an Indian pizza la

*puffs out chest and yelps while pissing on everyone to establish dominance over the thread*

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*rolls eyes*

Gf is going out with her bull tonight so I'm watching the fight wbu?

>Mayflower enters the ring
>sees McGriffs tiger tattoo
>instant flashback to a past life on the African Savannah
>as soon as McGuffin sees the blank look on Maytag's face he knocks his lights out
guarantee this is how the fight goes

business idea: knock down london and build a giant airport

>>78759354
So brave

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>>78758407
I didn't laugh once, just left in a strange kind of fog.

First time ordering a Sri Lanka curry no idea what to expect
Any tips?

>>78759209
please stop messing with this man. He's clearly schizophrenic and needs help.

>>78759354
haha what an original idea

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM

>>78759310
no he doesnt

>>78759366
really wonder what it'd be like sometimes to watch the gf with a sexually-superior male.

it'd probably feel pretty shit and we'd probably break up though so shan't.

>Texas braces for massive flooding and WALLS OF WATER as 130mph Hurricane Harvey causes buildings to collapse and locals are warned to write their details on their arm so their bodies can be identified

Ahh yes the so-called greatest nation on earth.

>>78759231
Muslim men have really thick, big cocks. My average sized dick would not please her.

>>78759410
God is punishing the big Texan cities for refusing to deport illegals.

>>78759354
LOL
I hope they don't get in trouble for this ://

>>78759384
just have to say it but i am absolutely fucking IN LOVE w/ space ghost rn

>>78759410
>>78759423
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture

>>78759386
poo

>>78759410
holy fuck that's grim

glad I live at the tippy top of America, hurricanes can't reach us : )

AL
TO
GETHER

>>78759436
no

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>>78759436
What is British culture's opinion on pumping Turkish women full of western cum?

>>78759436
white people don't have culture

>>78759386
reckon they are like South Indian curries

>bank allows automatic renewal and has an option to accept policy renewal on the website but no option to reject it, instead requiring jumping through a billion hoops to do it

Spent TWO HOURSs trying to reach an employee over the phone today to cancel an automatic insurance renewal and failed to do so before office hours ran out.

Apparently my policy automatically renews at midnight.

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>>78759313

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bought this little legend earlier.

>>78759472
she's lovely looking

more like penislavania lmao

the london experience

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4825716/Pub-charges-drinkers-incredible-13-40-pint.html

>>78759472
would love to do it

kind of wish I got a pizza now

>>78759520
where from?

>>78759354
saw that yesterday
wasnt that good

t. touristlad

>>78759518
what about those roads

>>78759386
lemons and mustard seeds

watched a good video about london airports t'other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbAal7jIWQ4

need to stick my willy in a cute girl

>>78759573
fishmarket

>>78759472
would rather not taint my bloodline

stoned

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Opinion of Asiatic looking Anatolian Turks?

>>78759578
move them about
make some roads into tunnels like with manchester's airport

>>78759585
and ground coconut with red chillies

>>78759586
too lazy to click on the link but i presume its that informative one with the nice looking stubbly english lad

the one whos like tom scott but funny and not annoying

>>78759592
same

>>78759592
stick it in me first for some practice x

>>78759578
demolish them, and build tunnels under the runways

>>78759586
Fascinating

*walks away without watching*

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>watched a good video about london airports

>>78759632
yeah it's jay foreman, top bloke

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>>78759432
Here, have this in return, good citizen.

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>>78759607
Turks are great conquerors. If anything, she's tainting her bloodline with your mick blood.

I have seen turkey with my own eyes when I was in Greece but never set foot on Turkish land

doing a benzo withdrawal

>listening to bbc world news
>"A man has been arrested in Brussels on suspected terror charges"
>"A man wielding a knife in London was apprehended. Witnesses say he shouted "Allahu akbar"
>"Now, sports..."

Why are major EU cities so scary?

take the turtle pill

>>78759482
they did before goldberg replaced it with brown people and mcdonalds and sportball

can't tell if i'm white lads
legit having an identity crisis

Give me a quick rundown on Tim

willy randomly fills up with blood all the time x

wonder if I'm attracted to everything haha x

>>78759666
Part and parcel m8

>>78759663
yeah i went on a school trip to the bernard matthews factory too

>>78759624
some of the most beautiful women on earth

any of you lads off to the bbk takeover at the o2 tomorrow?

actions speak louder than verbs

>>78759696
he's lost it

>>78759698
let me fix that x

>>78759715
yeah mate

>>78759666
don't see many of these things happening in tallinn and budapest lad

>>78759666
>london
>major eu city
retard

>>78759666
>Witnesses say he shouted "Allahu akbar"

Confirmed for not BBC. Their standard line is that witnesses claim the attacker shouted "God is greatest" in Arabic

putting a cheeky £5k on mayweather win lads

easy money

>>78759721
mind if i print this on shirts and sell it on etsy?

Just sold off my BTC for less than I bought it for and took the small loss. Shan't be "investing" in crypto again.

>>78759740
ah yes the major european city of tallinn

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>Witnesses say he shouted "Allahu akbar"
>The motive of the attacker is still unknown

>>78759759
no you aren't

>>78759756
they said: "allahu akbar" which translates to "God is great".

>>78759778
apparently someone already made it a book title in 1993

>>78759759
added to the screencap you mug

>>78759752
britain's still in the EU you utter melt

How old were you when you had your first wank lads?

>>78759721
bit of an asinine statement
is that the joke?

>>78759841
Mayweather will win by decision.
Screencap this.

>>78759759
Is this that boxing thing

Nobody ever talks about Boxing, what's special about this match?

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>>78759806
>Britain's gayest buildings, tonight on Channel 4

>>78759759
fascinating post

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>buying something at all time highs

>>78759866
not adding yanks to the screencap

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>not adding yanks to the screencap

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>>78759888
Yes you are.
>>78759885

>tfw remember a weird meme video from 2006-7 but can't find it

it was called 'way of the way' or something.

it was a cartoon, that'd been dubbed over with some super heros and a man with a big head.
the 'thing' looking one talks about the 'way of the black man', the slender yellow superhero talks about 'the way of the yellow man' and the white guy at the end talks about 'the way of the brown man'

they're all singing and the man with the big head is hosting it as if it were a debate.

posting this here on the really off chance anyone knows what i'm on about and knows the link to it :(

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>>78759859
10 years, I could go for ages because I didn't ejaculate. got sweaty fiddling myself under table at primary school too.
Granny got a bit knocky with the b'room door.

>>78759862
yeah

>>78759913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zos3JQkasQ

>>78759859
9
i remember the age very clearly because i remember feeling very guilty and telling myself i should have waited until my age was in doubledigits

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>>78759885
Buy OMG

remember when I had my first wank
I thought I was going to ejaculate and I just ended up pissing everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1xnKYeMiGA

>>78759859
9 i think.
parents had some books with sex illustrations on their book shelf in their bedroom.

found some, looked through them and sort of dry humped the bed and came.
eventually i worked out you could also massage your erect penis
and later found that you could actually ejaculate from doing so.

>ackbar

the fuck kind of language purposefully follows a hard Khu sound with a B-starting syllable?

>>78759965
>>78759913
samefag looking for attention tbqh

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>got a headache because i'm so hungry
>don't feel like cooking because I have a headache

>all these lads wanking at 9

I didn't try it until I was 14/15 at least

*detonates bomb, blowing up /brit/*

>>78760049
no you didn't
be quiet

>>78759965
absolute legend

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im a silly girl ;p drank too much pop lol

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>>78760029
Nah, I just knew the video and wanted to be helpful

first wank was after i stubbed my toe
was lying on the settee in pain and for some reason started touching my winky

>>78759859
How old are you when you start Year 7?

That age

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>>78760000
those quads, bruð

wasted day AHHH

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>>78759965

got a very vivid memory of wanking over a picture of Freddie Ljungberg wearing underwear on my Wii browser when I was about 13.

>>78759985
>Omg
Looks good, thanks

>>78760135
bit gay

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>>78760135

first wank was in my bed aged 12 thinking about the fit girl from my french class

thought I pissed myself and sat in my bed with my bedroom light on at 2am trying to "clean" my piss ridden bed

been vigorously masturbating nearly every day since then haha

lads: what occupation has a payrate of $0.00 per hour?

remember when I first had sex at 13 with some slag in a park
had no idea what I was doing lmao

waiting for the next thread to unveil my latest gimmick

>>78760135
completely unable to relate to this post, and googling the name alienated me further

did Furrdie ware a red strip in his hare?

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>>78760135
>my Wii browser when I was about 13
>wii came out in 2006

>>78760171
retail sportswear

>>78760175
nonce

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>>78760171
the illegal occupation of the golan heights

>>78760135
liked freddie ljungberg but just as a footballer hahaha

>people make threads about dicks and BLACKED on here
>I get a warning for making a thread about races

>>78760175
nonce

off out now for drinks with mates then gona listen to some live funk, soul & jazz with some other mates

hard life being a normie haha

bye losers

i used to make a big pile of matresses and pillows on my bed, about 4ft high, and then jump on it fullyclothed and dryhump it until i came

i did this from ages 9-13 probably

>>78760230
>>78760216
we were both 13 at the time
nowt wrong with that

or is there?

>>78760171
J

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>>78760212
i'm 24

>>78760254
>fucking a 13 year old

nonce

>>78760254
turbo nonce

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>live funk, soul & jazz

>>78760246
>>78760246
>>78760246
>>78760246

>>78760252
what lol

>>78760049
Yeah does seem early. I was trying at 12 or so but to no avail, by 13-14 I think I was completing the job