pizza bismarck edition
erm... erm... no
:thinking:
reckon i have never had a positive interaction with an overweight woman in a floral-pattern dress
was queuing in Costa just now for a sarnie and asked the chap in front of to me save my spot while i walked to the bin to throw an empty bottle away. got back and a fat romanian woman in a pink floral pattern dress tried to stop me from getting back into the queue by standing in my way. me and the guy had to explain to her that i was still in the queue like 3 times (she kept sayong "noooo, no speak english") until she begrudgingly let me in. After i got my sarnie she ordered her coffee with perfect english to the cashier.
afterwards the guy said "i hope you realise us locals arent like that" and we had a good laugh about foreigners
prob'ly the most racist thing ive ever done but was good fun nonetheless
anime
https://youtu.be/ywS8OY128uU?t=184
howIing at the absolute state of leftypol
might play with my willy while watching women abuse one another
jersey shore was kino
i want a brit boyfriend
>>78756260
could go a breakfast pizza
>newfag making a new issue
at least he did it NOT BEFORE 310 posts
>>78756262
dont what?
>>78756323
>‘You imagine what it’s like to have your head stuck inside a fucking light bulb, then you tell me how I’m supposed to feel,’ Kinnock raged at Blair’s press secretary, Alastair Campbell.
How does it feel to have your head stuck inside a lightbulb?
>>78756307
EXCELLENT post
know sweet fuckall about either boxing or ufc, but logically speaking shouldn't Mayweather clean the floor with McGregor considering its a strictly boxing bout? just as McGregor would clean the floor with Mayweather in a strictly ufc bout?
>>78756299
>KIDS Company
bonce
(change "b" to "n")
>>78737963
back
had a couple of £5 pints
saw a couple of cops carrying ARs
and a bloke sat down near us spilled his golden pint so he decided to suck it up from his tray with a straw
>>78756347
they're actually young enough to get me accused of noncery ngl
>>78756420
look kid, our racial pride is on the line here
shut the fuck up and don't ever doubt mcgregor again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBISXD_ufI0
would i become a millionaire if i could solve this problem?
To think i was accusing ribena of fingering his cat for all these years when the true culprit was right before my eyes the whole time
Astonishing lads, truly mindboggling
Soon as I've stomped this shit down the plughole I've a mind to get the five naughts on the line and rumble this whole sordid operation
>>78756434
think theyre 12-16
>>78756312
le white people don't have culture meme
I'm far left but holy fuck when will this end? Yeah we've done some bad shit but Europe is literally the bastion of modern culture. It's seriously disheartening seeing people who share some of my views be so vehemently ignorant and obnoxious desu
>>78756323
names son i need names
fact : look is kool in backward
>>78756449
Put 50 on mayweather McGregor's a tinker
>>78756364
would suck a runny shit out of her saggy arsehole
any ambient lads in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrqAnpo3nqQ
>>78756299
>prob'ly the most racist thing ive ever done but was good fun nonetheless
asking a foreigner to move when she took your place is racist?
>>78756459
>>78756465
>I'm far left
absolute state of leftyyanks
>he's a fucking 40 year old grandad
>hasn't fought in with years
>is a fucking yank
>is a wog, coon etc
>is a manlet that wore high heels to press conferences
simple as
newfag here how do i fuck off
>>78756463
you're not far off
13~19
>>78756489
i love this album
here's a great ambient group from Ohio I believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj5qcqOObOo
I'm a celt
feeling a bit bad right now lads
Never heard of Pizza Bismarck.
>>78756299
OP YEWTREE'D when?
whats /brit/s band?
>>78756539
more of a gaelo-norman myself
>>78756522
Nonce
>>78756501
Nonce
>>78756483
Nonce
>>78756463
Nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLFYQMUWOXQ
>>78756491
no i meant the bit where i laughed with a stranger about immigrants being cunts in public and in front of one
>>78756539
I'm an Anglo-Gael myself
>>78756522
is that unironically a nonsehow
its the same stage from that dance that was posted in the thread a while back
>>78756566
now youve heard
thank me later
>>78756566
it's a pizza invented by Bismarck
was getting my hair cut today and some neeky portrait of a numale kicked up a fuss because I took his spot at the barbers
met Conor McGregor at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you don't mind, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal” My sister and ma were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the cunt a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere McGregor shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Conor McGregor fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Conor was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later.
After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Conor McGregor and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
>>78756459
the secret shame of the lancs flag
>>78756312
do none of them have the slightest tinge of self-awareness
Is it worth buying the ppv for £20
are you lads still mates with your wanking mates from when you were younger? is it awkward or is it never spoken about?
>>78756532
Quite nice so far, thanks for sharing
>tfw you have no-one to share your ambient love with except on 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA
I'm a cet
>>78756668
not gay so i dont have a wanking mate
>>78756668
yeah we just dont bring it up
>>78756687
A noncet
>>78756668
>your wanking mates from when you were younger
This is probably still my favourite political photograph.
This is the face of a man who knows he has fucked up.
(Edward Heath leaving Downing Street for the last time after calling a snap election and losing.)
>>78756604
it's from an idol stage at this: https://www.jnto.go.jp/eng/spot/festival/hakatadontaku.html
>>78756709
you know what man?
I don't give a fuck
>>78756670
It's a really great album. Ambient is probably my favourite genre desu, nothing else compares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F5MvQl4mEA
>>78756740
you're just angry he called your bluff and held a referendum on reunification
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland_border_poll_1973
>>78756733
>go.jp
oh for real
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o
>>78756733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BbOnb2gNY4
why do brits wank off with their friends
>>78756804
you didn't?
>>78756778
I'll be back there in a few weeks if you want to do an offkai, ALT lad
>>78756789
don't care for kpop, not one bit
>>78756789
is this what kpop sounds like? this is fucking terrible
>>78756603
all me
>>78756822
no mate
>>78756420
Mayweather is the greatest defensive boxer(and arguably greatest boxer) of all time
Mcgregor is some bum who dehydrates down to 145lbs, then hyperhydrates back up to 170 and beats up manlets in MMA
take your pic
Feel utterly empty
>>78756804
i envy them all british have friends
want a cheeky game of soggy biscuits myself also
if i wanted to buy some weed in liverpool or manchester how would i do it
never bought before... :-S
>>78756833
who in your family is irish?
cause i'm as free as a bird now
>>78756825
that was a reference to the aforementioned video perhaps youre mind isnt as nonce-centric as mine
>>78756772
It was boycotted
>>78756837
just part of exploring growing up mate, it's only weird if you're still doing it after 17
>tfw when your Middle Eastern boss is racist to your Nigerian co-worker during meetings
My man Ayodele was THIS close to chimping out at the Friday meeting. It's like having a front row seats for animal fights.
I wonder how upper management will handle this once it finally comes to blows.
>>78756868
no I've seen it too come to think of it
I don't think it was from the same thing though
doing the hardys crest wine drink
>>78756858
just ask your mates if they know a guy
everyone knows a guy
y-you do have mates right?
>>78756878
More than 50% of the entire electorate voted to stay. Even if every single person who stayed home or die had voted for unification they'd have lost.
>Yanky had no friends
Sad
>>78756844
don't kid yourself
mcgregor is a fucking beast in MMA. Its just a question of will the skills transfer over. There have been unorthodox boxers in the past that did very well like prinze naseem
*throws the book at you*
>>78756891
why don't you send HR an anonymous complaint and get either/both fired
>>78756825
>offkai
are you normie
akiba hub would be the place tho
>>78756898
casillero del diablo
honestly I think I've found the cheap red wine for me
>>78756878
Isn't this the "I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANY MORE" of politics?
Need to take a break from mdma
boggles the nog how many people just wander out into the road without looking
everyone sat next to their mate and wanked off to porn when you were young whippersnappers
nowt bent about it, just a part of growing up
felt a bid bad for bullying people about boxing :(
need to get back on the mdma
>>78756919
I don't like to intervene with the wild. I want to see it play out naturally like David Attenborough.
>>78756932
Kill yourself autistic german shite youre not welcome in these threads
never wanked off with mates
i am gay though, maybe thats why.
mayweather will get heemed
screencap this post
need to do the same amount of mdma as currently
>>78756932
if the games rigged why play?
>>78756938
nah
>>78756902
had one mate, he said he cant help me as he's moved away
>>78756922
hub? you mean that chain of gaijin bars? fuck's sake lad you have no right calling anyone a normie
would you be interested in waving glowsticks at teenage girls in a dingy Shinjuku basement instead?
>>78756968
this
totally indifferent to an outcome of game that shows silly fistfighting between two men with silly gloves
>>78756895
>>78756929
ill get next timo im in tescos
>>78756968
Should we have a vote on it or will you just boycott that one as well?
i'm not saying i want to bang a cat, but...
>>78756912
>mcgregor is a beast
*gets submitted by gatekeeper diaz*
*is exhausted after 2 rounds, and barely beats gatekeeper diaz again*
face it, mcmeme is a bum
Hemsworth looked like the left having never touched a weight in his life. Then he accomplished the body on the right in only a number of months of lifting. Wtf is the point lads.
>>78756999
an example of your autistic german humour
fuck off kraut, dresden best day of my life
>>78756343
I need the full speech of big bad Major John's “Back to Basics”. J*wTube only has snippets from AP with poor sonic quality.
G'luck getting Labour to release a full archive of video from that conference, considering the Conservative victory which followed.
>“We’re ALLRIGHT!”
What sort of naff juice was Kinnock drinking that morn?
>>78756982
you're a bit fucked without mates
only other options are the darknet or going into the city centre and strategically asking rasta or hippy looking blokes
>>78757015
me on the right
>>78757015
actors use steroids, it's no secret lad
The gf (male).
>>78757015
Women objectively prefer the left.
>>78757060
t. male
http://www.strawpoll.me/13792886
http://www.strawpoll.me/13792886
http://www.strawpoll.me/13792886
crucial pol
http://www.strawpoll.me/13792886
http://www.strawpoll.me/13792886
http://www.strawpoll.me/13792886
>>78757015
i'm sure a millionaire getting paid millions to get ripped in a few months wouldn't roid
>>78756983
>basement
n, no thanks
>>78757072
Accidentally voted against myself can we have a recount?
>>78757060
women prefer him over you no matter which body he has
There's so much more to it than your body lad
>>78757060
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
skins was fucking shit
why do so many people I know love it?
Fuck wh*te people
sexism has no place in /brit/
so kindly shut the fuck up :)
went to a few different hub bars thats where i did my chatting up and hug of the milf
>>78757060
Hello dyel
>>78757110
pleb, it was fucking kino
>>78756934
very nearly smashed into some fucking bint who decided to do a last second 3-point turn in a tailback ON A SHARP BEND earlier
still can't believe elliot roger was a real human
he speaks like a satirical character, it's unreal.
>>78756772
Remain part of the United Kingdom
98.9%
Join with the Republic of Ireland
1.1%
Invalid votes
0.99%
Voter turnout: 58.66%
>>78757116
hello noseberg
>>78757041
thanks yeah
needed it nowish but if
>going into the city centre and strategically asking rasta or hippy looking blokes
this is the option then... yeah... i'll have to pass
>>78756997
oh my heavens
>>78757130
he was a yank shitskin, not a real human
>>78756844
mcgregor is a manlet himself
>>78757129
do NOT understand how people can drive, become a nervous wreck if a journey is longer than 20 minutes
>>78757053
But look at him before that without ever having lifted
big milky chebs anyone?
elliot rodger was literally a jewish plant invented to stop white people from mixing with asians thereby creating the most powerful race of humans to ever exist
willies?
>>78757157
wat
>>78757151
i just got some dropped to my front door but i have mates
doubt you'll be obtaining any greenery tonight i'm afraid
>>78757127
its aimed at middle class teenagers
nothing kino about it
>>78757072
boycotted that poll, mo chara.
don't do well in high test environments
nooooOOOOoo
>>78757207
you've expanded into 3D noncery
>>78757207
likkle batty bwoy
>>78757130
eric harris was way crazier
internet isn't fast enough to watch the boxing stream
>>78756861
old man was born in Cork
>>78757267
Why would you want to watch boxing?
i smell like beef
>>78757166
its risky, but gotta get around lad
>>78757245
nobody beats Andrew Blaze desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbOSwXqd9mM
absolute MONSTER tune
>>78757243
naa
Look at what bale managed to achieve. Meanwhile I've been lifting 2 years with fuck all to show.
what planet do you lads live on?
>>78757331
the planet of life
>>78757331
england
>>78757307
It does help that he has basically unlimited time and money and is followed day and night by an army of personal trainers. Not diminishing his achievement, this is dedication, but you shouldn't hold yourself to the same standard.
>>78757091
don't be a riajuu all your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IctjmMsLsqU
>>>/pol/139109021
whats hotpockets problem?
It's the 26th August 2017 and poley still hasn't posted pictures
was eating a sandwich in a park in london
an old guy in a beanie with a grey beard came up to me and said in slightly broken english that he didnt like my hair (which is shoulderlength and fully covers my face)
he said that the reason women grow out their hair is that they cannot grow a beard, and that as a man if i grow out my hair then i am boasting about privilege and its very disrespectful. he told me "your hair.... it is too long. and your beard... it is too short. you are insulting to men and women both."
he also said that his son had long hair too, but he was in the Pacific Ocean so he couldnt talk to his son "about many lots of things"
everytime he paused for a second i started to speak and he cut me off every time, keeping up a consistent monologue for almost 5 minutes about my hair and about his son and how bald people are very bad people and whether i had been in the Army.
then he patted me on the shoulder and walked off
>>78757331
not earth anymore that's for sure, the cognitive dissonance has gotten so bad I know it exists, I know I'm a 27 year old NEET KHV loser, but i somehow still see myself as successful
>>78757307
Steroids m8
>>78756332
yes it was
the reunion will be shit
>>78757295
suppose those two are a different category to elliot
elliot just snapped, those two were psychopaths
>I know I'm a 27 year old NEET KHV loser, but i somehow still see myself as successful
>>78757382
you're a sick cunt if you wanna be brah
>>78757212
i was really disappointed because i WAS expecting something today (from wed) but with the bank holiday it will be at least tue...
well
hope you enjoy
>>78757379
runt
utter fucking runt
if someone's chatting shit to you, just tell them to fuck off
nearly finished diner
>>78757414
zyzz was the bud we all needed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNYXt-nDIdI
love stephen
post more sad cats eating piza
how on earth can someone be a virgin past the age of 25
what the fuck is wrong with you
>make a change to my appearance
>someone makes fun of me
>immediately change it back
>>78757423
maybe if youre an insecure rudeboy
he was harmless and i didnt feel threatened or anything so i just let him say his little piece and continue on his way. like a responsible adult, la'.
>>78757015
>in only a number of months of lifting
firstly, you're a fucking idiot
secondly, hollywood actors use roids you mug
>>78757431
yes lad
>>78757468
*makes fun of you for looking the same*
>>78756260
how to get paddy gf? are paddie women hot??
>>78757474
don't fucking la' me you twat
>>78757482
>>78757379
This man was clearly mentally ill
tights
>>78757468
what did you try hun?x
>>78757379
beta runt with a shit barnet and some of the worst garms I've ever seen
just end your life
>>78757488
fresh potatoes mate
>>78757499
eww
>>78757468
>start growing beard
>dad immediately makes fun of me
>wear some new clothes
>mam says i'm dressing weird
new shirt))
>>78757441
the zyzz ideology lives in
vote labor
>>78757527
>tfw you will never be british opressor invading ireland for the glory of the queen and railing paddie pussy for every potato nigger village you take
>>78757307
he's not a normal guy. he's a complete sociopath and abnormie. and being able to yoyo diet that extremely should not be a prerequisite for being a great actor as it has now become
>>78757573
foy
>>78757534
>mam
Wtf is that?
>>78757480
No they're just chads with godly genes you spastic. Very jealous I think.
>>78757362
this looks more normie than i do tho
>>78757183
yes please
>>78757576
Kill yourself mohammad
>>78757549
just remembered my phase of wearing j!nx t-shirts and cringed
whats the best kung fu vegetable?
broccoli
oi cunt vote for the fucken labor party I don't fucken like that julia cunt gibbon lady
>>78757576
its probably the brits fault theres no gingers left
fucking brown haired cunts raping everyone
what do you call an asian man who always has correct change?
exact lee
>>78757588
why would acting correlate with... is this bait?
>>78757606
Bruce Lee-ks
>>78757603
t. Paddie Brughyu
Here we are........
The same 55 lads like every other day.........
>>78757528
oh fuck off stupid spastic
was in the park today talking shite to some runt about his girl hair
pussyole didn't do anything
I know at least one more Irishman who's going to get raped today
quite dislike the irish
>>78757622
how? i thought the british peoples were white? btw im just memeing i have nothing against ireland
>>78757665
your aul lads bull coming over?
once had a gf who was in ISIS
she was the bomb
take a seat
Not natty:
The rock
Chris hemsworth
Stallone
Hugh Jackman
Christian bale
Maybe natty
Chris Evans
Ryan Reynolds
Jake gyllenhaal
Natty
Ryan gosling
>>78757659
Oooo you're hard..
Ni hao lads
>>78757673
english people are swarthy like the french
irish and scots are pale
hardys crest is very nise
>>78757691
fuck off to reddit please
>>78757595
don't think you know what that word means at this point
>>78757729
imagine even ironically saving that image
neck thyself
think communism would be good for us
>>78757710
ah ok, but did they really rape you ? and how do the irish see bongs nowdays? is there neutrality or do you get along
ALTOGETHER NOW
ALTOGETHER NOW
ALTOGETHER NOW
He's right you know
>neck thyself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFQx_Ly3pA
Ego sum audīre dūrum sonōs.
>>78757364
explain how either of them are politicly relevant.
have met plenty of lads from commonwealth in uni
a british, a hong konger, an australian, and an icelander
honestly can't stand the sort of foreigners who congregate at Hub bars, barely learn a word of Japanese, and don't have a single Japanese friend
consider this invite to the underground idol scene retracted, runt
>>78757755
I don't think they really raped us that much. They just drove us off the land (and then ended up letting us back on because they had nobody to work the farms)
Irishmen see brits as the eternal enemy and work day and night to hasten the downfall of the british empire
whats the difference between a joke and 3 dicks
ur mum cant take a joke
>>78757788
>hong kong
>commonwealth
uhh sweety? xxx
>the right isn't dangero-
>>78757767
>artificially conceived borders.
strongly dislike this pseud
White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
>Will chop your son's dick off the moment he so much as looks in the general direction of anything pink
>Will coddle and baby your children, turning them into spoiled brats who are unfit for the real world
>Will wait until she's in her late 20's to marry
>Will wait until she's in her 30's to have a baby (which means your child will likely have a developmental disorder)
>Will probably only want one child
>Will likely not give a fuck about you or your children, will instead focus on her career
Latin American woman:
>Will instill family values and traditions into your children
>Will teach your son how to act like a proper man
>Will discipline and prepare your children for the real world
>Will want to marry before she reaches 25
>Will want kids before she reaches 25
>Will want multiple kids
>Will make your family her first priority and become a stay-at-home mom if you want her to be
Remind me again, why are we so obsessed with "saving the white race" when white women are not worth saving in the first place? Especially when we can save the white race by having Castizo children?
In 1990 the comedian David Baddiel went to a screening of John McNaughton’s harrowing, low-budget film Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, which had been made in 1986 but still hadn’t been passed for general release. During a panel discussion that followed the showing, an audience member began railing against the extreme violence in the movie, about which, she said, she had received no warning. At which point another member of the audience interrupted her: ‘For fuck’s sake, what did you expect?’ he called out. ‘It’s not called Henry the Elephant, is it?’ Baddiel was convulsed with fits of laughter.
>>78757784
Kill yourself leftist animefaggot shitstain
Youre that nigger anime cunt from Dublin aren't you? Look down at your shitskin hands and tie yourself a rope
>>78757758
ALL TO GETHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Listening to the Cars lads.
>>78757835
quintessentially american post
not gay but would let ryan gosling slip his willy up my anus
>>78757804
please no
:(
whats the difference between a priest and a spot
a spot doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager
>>78757864
vroom vroom
>>78757835
>White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
um no sweetie x.
>>78757835
You forgot the bit where your kid is a manlet if you have one with a Latina
>>78757835
If you're a blonde haired, blue eyed proud European such as myself then you don't want to waste your powerful seed on a south american mongrel
listening to cars by gary numan
>>78757827
just a response to middle eastern theocratic imperialism mate. if muslims didnt bomb our countries then that wouldn't happen.
watching cars 2
>>78757920
tune
listening to cars drive by outside my house
getting sleepy
yet another saturday that done fucking nothing
>>78757943
>>78757943
>>78757943
NEW MARCH ON!
>>78757943
>>78757943
>>78757943
NEW MARCH ON!
carring a watch
>>78757906
Instead you'll waste it on a leftist white European woman who will make your sons into daughters (male) and will tell your natural born female daughters to breed with Muhammad and Jamal.
>>78757888
feel like you wouldn't consider Oyasumi Hologram cosplaying as Bed In "normie" and as such you are still invited
never go into a Hub though
>>78758035
i thought you were viciously assaulting me after yours truly making >>78757122 and fitting all the other descriptors as aforementioned in the above post
>>78758104
didn't see that post and I am actually a bit disappointed in you
hate those places, hate foreigners who don't integrate at all, hate Roppongi slags
>>78757804
theres nothing wrong with those things. sometimes you just like to observe things from afar rather than immerse yourself
>>78758217
if you're visiting, sure
but not if you're living there
>>78758158
>>78758267
im onyl ever a vistoer
>>78758311
I'll let it pass this time........