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IRgAy edition
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dad's watching rick and morty again
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dad's slapping my bum again
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rewatching the classics
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>>78753606
you look like a turbobatty
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>tim thinks the nhs are trying to throw him in the nut house

gee tim I wonder why
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need a gentle femdom gf
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toil tomorrow
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>>78753661
do NOT talk bad about my bottom bf
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>>78753683
rasheed
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>>78753673
had one
would recommend
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slags
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me and my bf
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Does anyone actually think McGregor even has a shot at winning? He's not a boxer. He's facing a professional boxer. He's doing this for the payday not because he thinks he can win..
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>>78753721
why do you care
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>>78753710
how do i get one?
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so fucking confused
people are acting like it's sunday but it's still saturday
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i'm bisexual. would fuck a fanny or a bumhole or a suck willy or lick a fanny
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Any unionists in here? I wanna kick your ass.
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>>78753721
Lmao where have you been
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makign sitrfry
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JUST A BAD PENNY
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>>78753720
try hitting the gym lmao
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>>78753721
the fight was last night
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>>78753721
he won you idiot
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anime
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>>78753747
nice, saved
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>>78753786
come
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>>78753732
met mine in the smoking area of a rock nightclub
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done fuck all but play minecraft today.
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mental to think that we all slave away for our wages and closely monitor our personal and business expenses when bill gates would be able to take it over or wipe it out without even noticing a change to his bank balance

kinda makes everything we do feel a bit pointless
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bum is awfully pooey today
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>>78753747
there is literally nothing wrong with unionism
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would know everything i know from uni if i'd just read textbooks and never actually gone

it really is just paying £27,000 for a piece of paper
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bstGMEGt4g

Tune,lads
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>anime
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>>78753820
computer, copy and paste this post but replace 'minecraft' with 'Mount & Blade: Warband'
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>>78753829
i feel the same way except replace bill gates with the government and you've got the reason why socialist is our past present and future
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>>78753766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmdkvenBLIE

having a bit of existential angst
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Why do people think this stupid time gimmick is funny?
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Watching Louis theroux autism documentary, its fucking terrifying. Imaging wanting a child your whole life and it ends up severely autistic, Christ.
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>>78753805
its sweat
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>>78753858
non parlami prima le cofe
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>>78753829
he could try but I'd fucking wipe him out with a single slap without even noticing his entire existence being atomised on my palm
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>>78753852
t. shit uni
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law is the best degree
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>>78753820
what'd you build lad? i used to play minecraft a lot on a vanilla survival/pvp server. it was fun hiding from the local gang of kids who wanted so badly to kill me and destroy my base, but i hid my base so well they never found me haha, and i'd spend weeks preparing to build something massive and then build it in one night right near spawn for everyone to see. it was fun outsmarting the little shits. minecraft is a good game
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>>78753897
>tfw drank just one coffee today
might make one now
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only got 3 gb storage left on my computer

wat do
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>>78753884
fucks me off when people get all bleeding heart about disabled kids, easy to snipe from the sidelines when you're not raising them yourself
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eating aigs
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>>78753877
only the one with its hair tied up is fit
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>>78753961
you got any cilantro on those aigs?
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>>78753974
don't know what that is
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Tonight is the dawn of the Gaelic age
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>>78754009
BRUH
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the phantom, exterior like fish eggs
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*just does it*
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>>78753904
went to the university of sheffield

it's not the best but it's not shit
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quite like hearthstone

good game to play whilst doing a poo
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https://youtu.be/1nDsnJH30fs
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>>78753971
I like them all but Nao is the best one yes
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blimey tim's latest vid claims his dad used to sexually abuse him
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>>78754066
I can exercise you, this can be your phys ed
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>>78754078
would prefer it if you got real animations of characters fighting instead . instead it's just really lazy on the part of the developer
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>>78754110
link
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how do you watch the "fight" do you need to pay
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remembering that one time a few seconds ago when I began typing this post
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>>78754075
nah that's a fucking shit uni
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>>78754067
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fuck the mcgregors
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>>78754189
yes, just watch a stream - someone on /sp/ will post one
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>>78754189
£20 on sky box office or just find a stream on https://www.reddit.com/r/BoxingStreams/
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>>78754189
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoxingStreams/comments/6w2fwg/your_guide_to_mayweather_vs_mcgregor/
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>>78754189
you watch an illegal stream of it on firstrowsports of course
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Letting the meat rest lads
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the northwest is fucked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPps8QfoxCw
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Was in town. LOTS of teenage arses on show lads
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>>78753923
pretty much a small hovel and a wall to surround it in. i build a tunnel shaft going into the ocean that leads to cave which is just above the obsidian layer. not really interested in playing online, used to do it with a few irl mates but we'd get bored and someone would end up pouring lava over our houses.
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"You have to be perfect at all times, if I'm caught not smiling…oh God, I can't wait to see the memes," Janira tells Newsbeat.
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DON'T CALL ME STUPID THAT AIN'T THE WAY MY NAME PRONOUNCED

DON'T CALL ME CUPID I GOT TOO MANY HOES RIGHT NAAAAAOOOOOO
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why is his willy hard?
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>>78754312
nce nce nce nce nce nce nce nce nce
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>>78754334
why is he in his pants?
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>>78754334
asserting his dominance
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>>78754315
>not even using a texture pack

state of you
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>>78754334
look at that little runt on the right
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Can't believe rich piana is dead
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>>78754315
build a big willy
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>>78754263
if it's free what's the point in it being a vending machine and not just a cupboard?
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>>78754390
So people don't take handfuls
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reminder most girls don't adequately wash their fannies and bums properly
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>>78753747
Yeah, I am.
>>78753748
he didn’t lose his penile virginity, but he did lose his anal virginity.
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>>78754390
so people can't puncture the condoms with a needle
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>redit
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I hate that the word "cuck" has become a meme now, because some of us have spent YEARS masturbating to actual cuckold porn and want to explore this fantasy with our future girlfriends/wives, and now the damn thing has been turned into a political joke. Now I'll never be able to jerk off in the corner while watching my pale, blonde girlfriend fuck a black guy with a dick twice as big as mine. :( Thanks, assholes.
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>>78754419
Alabama N*****
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communism > fascism

simple as
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>>78754435
it's strange how it reached mainstream meme level after shedding the true racist connotations from /pol/
almost as if the normans don't like to acknowledge the race issue
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>>78754435
fuck :( I suppose I never realised that my words online would impact real people? geez I'm so sorry my dude, I need to take a long look at myself u_u
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>>78754460
communism is fascism without the food
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can't seem to get Tim out of my youtube recommendations
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https://youtu.be/-2D4iX0NH1Q
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would fuck an under 16 yo if it was legal. how is that wrong
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>>78754435
Amazing post
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>>78754525
Shalam, the black humans left here on this earth. Since it's more of you black tribe's than any other race, then it's not really a debate... the reason why you're hated so much around the world it's not it's nothing to do with color it's your blood... I don't think that you need your enemies to tell you who you are... If you black human would wake up from this spell that has been cast upon on you and come together. Then a lot of your tribe's might survive to the end... Shalam
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Communists = Win world wars
Fascists = Lose world wars

Simple as
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cats asleep next to me :3
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>>78754599
this tbf that's how we won teo world wars
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>>78754563
'
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Brexiters care about nothing but seeing less foreigners, that's all. Our economy is doomed because a bunch of racist old white people saw a brown person on television and got scared. Pathetic.
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>>78754572
>>>78754582
>>>78754525
Shalam
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>>78754601
*boots it out of the way*
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>>78754601
make it fatter
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>>78754623
two
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>>78754626
wouldn't be a nonce if it was legal, thicko
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Ah I see leftypol is here
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>>78754601
cute cat
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>>78754435
cumeating cuckolds > cuckold sessions

SIMPLE AS
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girls don't wipe their fannies properly when they piss all over it so technically everyone who wants to lick one has a pee fetish
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pakis out

simple as
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>>78754647
wtf is wrong with black people?
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>>78754661
>he thinks being a nonce is a legal and not a moral thing
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cheeky bit of lily

simple as
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>>78754652
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>>78754722
no such thing as morals
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all brits are pasty babies

simple as
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>>78754647
Isn't that in Jamaica?
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>>78754720
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41035571
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it's pasty bairn not pasty baby
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We must preserve a future for white children

simple as
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>>78754751
being pasty is a sign of an enlightened being
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computer says i have 7gb storage now. had 3 a minute ago. haven't deleted anything. what's going on here
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>kicks on the 2-nd tackle with only 5' remaining
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>>78754738
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>>78754762
There is going to be a billion of these people

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/41054401
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why do referees always blow the final whistle on a goal kick
everyone knows the whistle is coming while the ball is in the air so why wait for the goalie to set up the kick?
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>>78754751
mad that you don't have the pale skin and red hair of a descendant of the Tuath Dé?
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>>78754775
only if you play hurling and disregard GAA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN8tgDVgxdw
flipping choon lads
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>>78754762
what fucking language is this

am i having a stroke
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*virgin stanky legs into /brit/*
Morning lads. Morning lanc.
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>>78754847

? it's in english
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>>78754817
oh but I do not need red hair my friend I am in fact part of the celtic masterrace
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got to admire his bollocks
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went to the fishmarket.
got one parrotfish, 8 seabass fillets, 4 red snapper fillets, a cornfed fowl and a bunch of prawns.
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MERE INCHES AWAY FROM LEVELLING.
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applied to appear on naked attraction lads
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*punches a nazi*
heh nothin personnel rorke
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*waiving any kind of communication*
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>>78754865
it's hardly simpler english if it's just adding dey or dem where they're not actually needed
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>>78754871
what game is that?
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I'm am way more strongest than you'll and could easily beat yourself in a fights
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Forward pass
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did someone just say nazi?
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If the Nazis had won we'd be on Mars by now. Paying for Saquanda to have 6 kids out of wedlock and Tyrone's 30 to life or Mars, it's a hard decision...
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>>78754968
wat
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>>78754932
*pretends not to hear telepathic signals*
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>>78754968
seems borderline racist kek
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>>78754944
Mount and Blade: Warband
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Just put a cheeky grand on mayweather to win by UD
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enjoyed this viddy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAsICMPwGPY
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doin a poo lads
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Gonna do a matched bet on the mayweather/mcgregor fight

anyone know anyone know is offering good free-bet deals?
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*sends telepathy to you to get me a happy meal for me*
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>>78754968
>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet
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ireland is an island
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>>78754968
>de one we dem de read well well
wat
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>>78755028
turned it off the moment that creature opened its mouth
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>>78755060
>>78755088
mayweather/mcgregor predictions takeshi?
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>Mayor tells residents not evacuating for Hurricane Harvey to write name and social security numbers on their arms
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says i've got 12 gb storage left now. wtf is my computer deleting things at random
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Mao's Cultural Revolution involved mobs of leftists tearing down of statues, monuments and almost all cultural heritage in China.
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>colonize a continent
>teach your language
>citizens mix it with their own language
>BBC make a service catering for their dialect of english

>WTF!!!!! FORENERS OUR REEE!

Oh deary me rorke
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>>78755109
pakiao
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>>78755119
i forgive him
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>>78754853
makign diner
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>>78755088
yes. yes it is
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>>78754869
colour on your flag's a bit off la'
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>>78755119
hmmmmmmmmm
anyone want an almond?
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>>78755004
thanks, might pirate and play tonight
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>>78755119
the chinese are barbaric subhumans
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computer now has 10 gb. i've done nothing. what the hell
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any new Tim videos about?
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>>78755184
>pirate it

mate, it's like 2 quid - fucking great game. They're also bringing out a new game (hopefully) which looks to improve on everything
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>>78755209
probably
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>>78755166
Bit early for that. One shudders to imagine what your neighbours think.
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>>78888888
hello
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are antifa maoists?
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>>78755243
got any links?
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dad is trying to gain access to my room by taking the door off its hinges again lads
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smoked too much weed last night
things got pretty crazy
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>>78755271
no they're nazis
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>>78755244
r u abot tonit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-DxHWCOCq0
Choon
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>>78755211
Ah. Might buy it then, if it's that cheap.
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gonna make a me a samie

btw replying to myself>>78755316
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>>78755254
Youre so fey and unpredictable!

>>78755304
No got church then got shoping then got mission to seaside
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find the sound of ice creams vans quite spooky ngl
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Remember when people went mental about the DUP Tory coalition?

It just sort of dropped out of the news didn't it
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>>78755369
oh jus
fuk
of
di
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>>78755401
left wing people are hysterical as fuck
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>>78755292
>Verizon 3G
Like hell thou did'st that, liar.
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>>78755401
turns out politics is boring even in northern ireland
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will hold my breath until this post gets three (You)s
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>>78755401
Our lefties are better than American ones, for the most part.
Make your point and then move on to the next one, don't just keep screeching about drumpf.

Hate when we import BLM or Statue shit from the yanks.
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>>78755466
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>>78755466
please be safe
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>>78755422
Whats princess di got to do with it? You didnt kill her did you
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>>78755466
hello
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What's a game on Steam I should play/purchase?
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>>78755401
I think we were all just shocked that neanderthals like the DUP still exist. They need to be told that its the 21st century, not the stone age
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>>78755466
alri
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bed smells like her lads
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>>78755401
normies are idiots
tories are unironically on the edge of losing their majority
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>>78755141
The amusing part is that you don't seem to realise the motivations behind that channel.
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>>78755510
stinky?
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>>78755528
what are the motivations?
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can feel some disturbances in the old bowels, reckon this might be a type 5 or 6
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phew
couldve died in a moment
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HAHA Dr. Pavel is in ep13 of Twin Peaks as a delivery guy!!

>this literally made my saturday
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>>78755553
turn the frogs gay
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google is evil
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hans zimmer soundtracks are all interchangable

as are max tichter scores
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i have made diner
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I'm still blinded with rage at the Tory-Lib-Dem coalition.
It's not a political rage. My outrage isn't that a notionally centre-left party did a deal with a centre right party. Sure, the messaging is a bit off - but you can get through that. It's the political incompetence of the deal that gets me. It's the decision to throw away 50 seats, just like that, for a taste of power. It's the refusal to hold out for AMS elections without a referendum, or with a referendum which the government will campaign for a "yes" vote in. They knew they'd be wiped out for doing the deal.

And what do they say? "Oh, the country needed stability" - well, point 1: that's bullshit, and point 2, fuck the country, you're a political party and you should be doing what plays well politically. Even abstaining and letting Cameron dangle in the wind would've been better.

Tory policies I can abide. Selling out, I can abide, but I cannot abide political ineptness.
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use duckduckgo
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Flushing my gf's dearest pet toad down the boghole if i dont get 3 (you)s lads
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>doin a brew, how many teabags you want?
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>>78755650
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>>78755650
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>tfw Donald Trump will die in prison
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>>78755669
she wouldn't speak like that
youre breaking the immersion
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>>78755669
2 teas, 6 sugars, 12 milks please
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@78755650
free him
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>>78755650
fuck t*ads
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Toad gets to live another day.

Its not fair
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>>78755715
this really is a fantastic cat
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>>78755503
NI's irrelevance as a nation and the pointlessness of its govt has allowed such parties to linger on basically unmolested cause literally no-one outside cares or wants to know
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>>78755757
its so hot
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browsin' the ol' 'ftypol
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fucking this tiny fly just dived into my cola glass fuck

*drinks it anyway*
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去你妈逼的 滚
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listening to some choons
doing a drink of apple juice
feeling my willy
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>>78755632
you made an entire yank train car restaurant ?
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Would you shag a cat if only your mum would ever find out
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>>78755773
wrongun
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wish I was dead desu
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JOSIE
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>>78755825
what'd you mean
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>>78755809
teen
toddler
adult
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>>78755825
depends on the cat
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You lads sure a stream will be up to standard, I tried streaming Mayweather Vs Pacquiao and it was constantly losing server and even when it was on the quality was a bit naff
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>>78755825
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Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpJKfvh4i74
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wish I was a rock
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You lads watching the footy?
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>>78755885
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is it gay to borrow another mans laptop?
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fingered my cat once 2bh

it sat on my lap, presented itself so i just tickled its bum and then my finger slipped in, it squealed like a bitch and ran off
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>>78755773
https://youtu.be/9J-iT3AG2KE?t=41
me on the left
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>>78755868
download acestream, it's like a torrent stream rather than a DDL stream, so every chucklefuck joining the stream makes it faster rather than slowing it down
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>>78755888
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Let me share a suspenseful family story.

>granddad is the only son of a lower middle class family
>his parents are very strict so he fucks off to work on the other side of the country as soon as possible
>he's a 1950s Chad, partying hard and fucking lots of women

>grandma is one of three daughters of an upper middle class family
>eldest daughter (born 1928) is absolutely brilliant and great at everything she does, studies at Oxford, is very straight-laced and religious
>middle daughter (born 1929) is nowhere near as smart and is always frustrated by being compared to older sister
>middle daughter becomes a giant party girl and slut
>eldest daughter is appalled at middle daughter's behaviour and takes it upon herself to protect youngest daughter from her influence
>youngest daughter (born 1936) grows up absolutely sheltered under eldest daughter's auspices, never gets to meet any boys at all

>middle daughter sluts it up and meets my granddad at some party
>they get on and essentially become fuck buddies
>a few months in middle daughter decides they're dating and invites him to a family dinner
>he accepts because why the fuck not
>chaos erupts as eldest daughter tells my granddad that the middle daughter is "a waste of his time" at the dinner table
>middle daughter goes absolutely mental, flips table etc., brandishes a knife, huge embarrassment
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>>78755906
freakazoid
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Genuinely just pissed myself at this thread. Thank god i was already in the tub
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anime lads
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>>78755942
Shut up
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unironically live on memory lane
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alri
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>>78755958
did you find that pic
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pls dont make long posts
i am having a real hard time to comprehend all english in them
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>>78755921
>grandma's father calls granddad the next day after the disaster dinner to apologise for her daughter's behaviour
>granddad somehow ends up a sort-of friend of the family by getting on well with the old man
>he also befriends the eldest daughter over time
>grows more distant with middle daughter who, bizarrely, continues to claim they are together
>half a year later granddad proposes to youngest sister out of nowhere
>she accepts (never even dated anyone before)
>they get married (he's 24, she's 19)
>middle sister hangs herself a few months after the wedding
>eldest sister becomes a nun (according to granddad the marriage was her idea)
>grandma and granddad end up inheriting most of grandma's parents' money a few decades later
>live long and happy lives, have seven successful children together

Might write a novel once everyone involved is dead (grandad and grandma are still healthy and around, nun great-aunt died a couple years ago).
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>>78755825
depends
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not reading any post longer than two words
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official REGRET posting that cat
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>tfw in exactly 12 hours maynigger will be lying on the canvas
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>>78755969
Don't care zipperhead
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>>78755967
not telling you nothing
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>>78755971
A semi-autobiographical novel perhaps? About a lonely guy who falls in love over the internet?

End notes: didnt read either post
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>>78755553
It's under the World Service m8. It's propaganda to secure a positive British image in West Africa.
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>>78755985
(:<
>>78756003
just search her full name on google images followed by the word "nude"
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>>78755971
Ah yes, healthy family dynamics. I'm sad for hte middle daughter, desu.
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>>78755985
did he ruin another picture with his horny posting
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>>78756034
I'm not looking for nude anime my man
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>>78756023
Never fell in love tbqh.

I guess that's where the semi comes from haha.
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>>78756013
glad to see someone reposting the meme I made
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>>78756061
gay bent fukigcn cnt
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hund ist besser
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ah yes, the evolution of the common slag
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503661746624.gif

Wish to be the bloke on the right
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cant wait to niggerpost when mcgregor wins
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>>78756137
Wow gay
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>>78756139
added to the screencap
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>>78756089
>thats where the semi comes from
Steady on tiger

>>78756101
Do you honestly want to bang a cat
Strong words will be had whither next we meet, I can assure you of that
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https://youtu.be/ywS8OY128uU?t=184

howling at the absolute state of leftypol
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>>78756139
same

boxing is over after this
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>>78756178
added to the collage
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>>78756178
include me
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>>78756191
see
>>78755715
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>>78756209
seekers of attention never get in.
>>78755310
the 4 nations' flags were the only good thing about that conference. good song, but it reminds me of when the Football League went from Nationwide to Coca Cola and the gimmicky re-brand.
can't find the intro but this was the music theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVhh7TKgcA
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mum's threatening to drive to my apartment cause i'm depressed and haven't see n her in months hahaha
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>>78756233
thats my seal image
dont
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>>78756262
idolchoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyWCjvkpFIE
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>>78756260
>>78756260
new
>>78756260
>>78756260
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>>78756222
Baffling path for your libido to take
Need to 9/11 you ASAP sunshine
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>>78756233
I wish there was a full video of the Sheffield Rally desu. I'm fascinated by it.
It seems like a perfect piece of tragic theatre.
THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM, NEIL KINNOCK!
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>>78756276
scotch flag
this is a band of babas
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>>78756283
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Since britain is full on drugs when it comes to party and clubbing I have a question

I'm getting some coke soon. A) did anyone here try it? B) how is the sex when on coke? How does it compare to ecstasy ?

I'm used to Molly and it usually makes me horny as shit and I can fuck for hours on it but I don't know about coke.
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