/cum/ + /carib/ = /na/ - North America

fuck the dane

hello fatties!!!! hahaha!!

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Too many Europeans ITT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqlR4IEl_04

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i was supposed to make the thread....

>>78749870
i made it early specifically because i hate you

>>78749956
really?

>>78749994
what was your edition going to be? its a rhetorical question- the answer is cancer.

Leave us out of this.

t. /carib/

>>78750087
the edition was canada is great and should conquer the world

>>78750288
>>78750087
so yeah, i guess you were right :^)

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>>78750184
we have a common history, let us grow together

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> + /carib/

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why do yuros care about the US so much

even on other boards you'll see one shitpost about america for no reason

whats all this now?

got some serious back pain rn lads

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>>78750491
I hear that.

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A torrential downpour falling on upon a certain "lone star" state perhaps?

>>78750640
pray for texas

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im back from work you guys

>>78750640
God hates Texas

>>78750627
motrin+back massage+ liniment helps keep the pain away

>>78750698
i usually just go with ibuprofen and videogames.

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What's your work commute like?

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>Healthcare

>>78750944
23 minutes long, 90% highway

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>>Healthcare

>>78750944
5 mins
>>78750960
>>78751120
im jelly of any country of with any kind of public healthcare system. anything.

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misa

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>>78750944
I get on the bus. All the men stop and stare. The bus driver lets me on for free. I take my seat. I put my purse next to me so no one can sit beside me. I play my music on my Beats earbuds. I always sit at the back, I like a bumpy ride. Then after 10 minutes I'm at work. It's mostly city, because I'm a city girl you know?

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miso

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Roti is delicious~

Take Jimmy Johnson...take Tommy Thomson...take my best friend Bo....take anybody that you want...as long as she don't go...

I wear supreme but I don't skate
I'm a baller but don't need to flex my I8

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>>78751357
Inline eights haven't been in cars since the '50s or so.

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me on the right

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>>78751422
ummm not that i8 hun

>>78751577
Seems legit

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>>78751550
Literallys says it at the bottom in the table. I8.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight-eight_engine

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#BringHimBack
#Impeachtrump

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>>78751647
are you fucking thick mate? I didn't mention engines

I can't do it.
i can't visit /cum/ without filtering the most cancerous posters

Reminder that Mexicanas are the most beautiful women on the planet

My new neighbor is a shy qt girl from El Salvador and I'm determined to make her my wife. She's 21, and lives with her mom. No dad, no brothers or sisters. A prime target

>miscegenation

>>78751810
Is her mom hot

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>>78751832
What's the problem wh*te boi?

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>>78751727
You didn't mention BMWs either. Now get your plastic doorstopper out of here.

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Morning, guys. What are we doing today?

who here /mulatto/ master race

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>Having light blue ocean water

>he fucking removed his name when i said i filtered cancer
holy moly

>>78751936

She looks like she spent 45 years in one the poorest counties in the world

>>78750944
summer: 30 minute bike ride, 95% dedicated bike path

winter: walk 2 minute to train station, ride for 12 minutes, walk 5 minutes to work

>>78750944
12 minute walk

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>german cars besides volkswagen
enjoy your overpriced car that is still inferior to even american performance cars, much less japanese

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Why does everyone like german cars even though they're like the worst

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>>78752157
>american performance cars

someone recommend a good game to buy.

>>78752157
BMW is pretty good though, isn't it?

>>78752281
King's Field: Ancient City on the ps2.

>>78752281
Battlefield for the Xbox One

>>78752281
Earth Defense Force 4.1

I'd wait for it to be on sale though

>>78752237
The nigger of cars
The pitbull of cars

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>>78752010
I can't even imagine swimming in dark sewer shit filled waters.

How can other North Americans compete?

yeah sure go ahead canada ignore me... you got BTFO, bro.

>>78752405
actually thats space

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>>78752405
By not being third world

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>>78752302
For the power and quality of engine/transmission that you get with a BMW, you could afford its equal for quite a bit cheaper in the Japanese market, and a little bit cheaper on the American market assuming you are buying Ford, Chevy is cheaper but has essentially no full package good performance car right now, just engines

A lot of the price on BMW/Audi is just brand name and margin from interior products.

>>78752237
wtf is going on in this webm?

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>>78752528
Just American performance cars doing American performance car things at the hands of Americans.

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>>78752432
Satellite maps are satellite pictures are taken from space, yes.

>>78752441
Bahamas is First World.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_American_countries_by_GDP_per_capita

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really like this image I saved

>>78752612
>all of /cum/ is in the top 10 for NA

nice

>>78752528
teenager/early 20s/black muscle car "enthusiasts" driving like idiots

>>78752591
t. obsessed with trying to feel superior to americans
why don't you compare yourself to someone who is even an average driver

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I like BIG BLACK muscle cars

no salt potato chips are much better than salted

I'm still a total weaboo when it comes to cars. Japan makes good stuff, man.

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>>78752689
An average German driver or an average American driver?

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@78752684
Not a big fan of that mage

>>78752808
anyone really

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what am i missing?

>>78750443
they hate us cuz they ain't us

>>78752825
Okay, now what am I supposed to do exactly?

>>78752794
>Not salt and vinegar

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>>78752811
I'm a big fan of you...

>>78752832
/ira/ for iranic languages

>>78752914
>vinegar
I want the cryptobrits to leave.

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OKAY the best chips are Miss Vickies. Prove me wrong
>But you can't

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>>78752916
ur lewd, stop that

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>>78752832
Why do you claim tons of Latin American countries for /cum/ when Latin America technically starts at the Mexican border?

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I want to meet the Dane poster. I want to get to know him better. I'm curious about him.

>>78752914
Vinegar is food for times of poverty when you need to preserve stuff for months on end. Eating it voluntarily is stupid.

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This is why it's good to be canadian.

>mfw I drink a gallon of apple cider vinegar a day to keep the cold away

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Stop raising my appetite for chips or I'll have to walk an entire quarter mile to the shop to get some.

>>78753099
Go get some sauerkraut shit chips or whatever you eat there

had this really bizarre dream. I dreamt I was trying to save some people who were being dragged into an oven full of lava

>>78753099
>>78753023
>>78752988
how come this place is full of anime girls?

>>78753099
Chips are kinda gross anyways. I found some tortilla chips that are pretty amazing just plain though. Can't remember what brand.

>>78753099
>yurowalks

>>78753090
I'll take the sea salt one

>>78753140
My favorites are plain salted chips and sweet chili kettle chips.

>>78753153
you just pointed out our 3 most cancerous posters, fist of flames, proxymark and footkraut

>>78753174
I could drive, but opening the gate and garage and getting my car out and then having to do it all again afterwards just for those 400 metres is just too much of a bother. Also it's bad for some of the onboard equipment to frequently drive such short distances. Oil doesn't really get warm, catalytic converter doesn't get to operating temperature, and so on and so forth.

>>78753187
I would switch out proxymark with Cara honestly. At least """Dane""" is nice.

last 9 posts of this thread are filtered

is FK posting a lot today

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>>78753184
>sweet chili

Ever tried these? I hate all other Doritos, but these are GOAT

>>78753238
Don't be a loser and drive like an American, my neighbor does that all the time to the store 1/10 of a mile down the road. He isn't fat but his kids are.

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>ywn be a small town southern man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zwq9RCeISY

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>>78753295
Tortilla chips aren't very popular here, so Doritos can only be found in a few large stores and in basic flavors. Most stores, if they sell tortilla chips at all, carry a store brand.

>>78753099
>walking a quarter mile
Fuck
>walking another quarter mile back home
That

I'm getting meat sweats just imagining it...

>>78753344
>drive like an American
This is an impossibility to begin with because not only do I know how to drive manual, but my car is actually manual shift.

I almost miss lmm desu

>>78753426
My car is also a manual and so is my neighbor's with the fat kids.

>being proud of driving a poverty car

>>78753404
You should walk more. It's actually really relaxing in a way driving just isn't. Also, you might sweat off some of the meat you mentioned.

>>78753512
Banter aside I actually do. I don't even own a car
>because I'm too broke :(

>>78753481
Better control over the power band in a narrow peak torque range typical for small displacement.

But of course if you're willing to throw a boat anchor five liter engine in your car and spend double as much money for fuel just so you can avoid shifting then more power to you.

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motorsport kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkeVY6N4T0w&

>>78753549
Oh crap. Now I feel bad for getting on your case. Do you at least own a bike?

>>78753566
>making up a fantasy scenario to make me look silly
i can drive stick. it's easy. it's also burdensome as i've only lived in hilly areas and cities.
>better control over the power band
don't care, bud. this has never been an issue in my life

>>78753575
Here's some as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQirRe48S-E

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>tfw selling my car and NADA subtracts $250 for being a manual
It's really because I'm black, isn't it?

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>>78753581
I do, but I rarely use it. I have a naturally fast walking speed (around 3mph) and most of what I need is within 1-2mi so I get around fine on my feet and the local busses. I used to have a car. Brand new, paid off, worked for it for years...

...then I got wasted one night and wrapped it around a tree. And here I am.

>>78753694
>wrapped it around a tree
don't do that

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>>78753667
>i'm sorry bout that forgive me, u turn me on

what a gent

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gonna meet up with my sponsor today cum
wish I could just be a nonalcohol nomrie

>>78753768
what do those two things have to do with one another?

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>>78753715
Oh it gets even fucking better. Had full insurance so they gave me $18,000. Bought another new car.

GUESS WHAT I DID WITH THAT ONE?

So yeah I don't drink anymore.

>>78753667
Blacks can drive manual?

>>78753798
jesus christ, dude.
i hate to say you deserve your situation, but you haven't seemed to work against it

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>>78753798
>mfw American econoboxes are just as dreadful as European econoboxes, only with a sedan trunk instead of a hatch
My car by the way. At least it's got metallic paint and temperature set A/C.

>>78753798
>So yeah I don't drink anymore.
Good lad

>>78753856
Oh I totally deserved every ounce of what happened to me.

>>78753873
Not bad, dude

broke an egg and it spilled in the egg carton.
wondering if this is a potential health hazard to just put that carton back in the fridge instead of throwing it away

>>78753901
Er, why not just rinse the carton out? Takes like 15 seconds.

>>78753901
Put the loose egg in an air-tight container in the fridge and you should be fine.

>>78753873
But sedan looks better than hatch.

>>78753881
I used to have it bad. 12-16x16oz per night, cost me a few jobs, a few girlfriends, multiple places of living, and obviously two cars.

I can't afford to. If I have one sip I lose control.

>>78753901
once when I was going to fry a couple of eggs for brekky I got the idea to try to juggle them and subsequently dropped both on the floor. Feels bad man.

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>>78753901
Dont you have something like this in your house?

>>78753991
I kinda like the hatch look, personally.

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>>78751357

>>78753991
Hatch is more useful than sedan though.

who /pitifully low alcohol tolerance/ here?
i start getting drowsy at 4 pints, and am usually completely out of it by 7

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>>78753873
>>78753798
thats a hot little car

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>he doesn't own a traditional American road boat

>>78753992
Are you working a program m8?

>>78754102
Well in the case of the black one it's currently scrap metal. :(

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>>78754114
>not a ute
opinion discarded

>>78753015
I ask myself this every day

that's why /can/ threads are so much comfier than /cum/

>>78754126
Actually no. I just one day looked back at all the devastation alcohol had brought to my life, put down the bottle, and never looked back. But I know that doesn't work for the vast majority of people.

Conversely, my cigarette intake shot through the roof.

>>78754159
Really wish that style caught on in the States. Ironic considering it originated here in the El Camino and Ranchero...

>>78754034
no

>>78754176
Well probably better than drinking yourself to death
t. tried to do that

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>>78754114
I pretty much drive the opposite of that

Happy to move, and still hate the kraut. It's a beautiful day, anons.

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>>78753991
Debatable. In some cases yes, in other cases no. The practicality always trumps though.

>>78754225
You can find the odd Subaru Baja over here, but that's about it. Utes seem to be a lot better as a 2-door anyways.

>>78754019
:(

my car is better than yours

buying bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORVwRnw4bKE

>>78754304
It's ok anon no one died
Except the animals heh

>>78754225
>Ironic considering it originated here in the El Camino and Ranchero...
WRONG

"This was the result of a 1932 letter from the unnamed wife of a farmer in Victoria, Australia asking for 'a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays'.[4] In response, Ford designer Lew Bandt developed the ute and the model called a 'coupe utility' at the time was released in 1934.[4] When the Australian version was displayed in the US, Henry Ford nicknamed it the 'Kangaroo Chaser'."

>>78754251
Kawaii, Anon-kun!

>>78754361
Well TIL. Appreciate it, Fritz!

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>When everyone in this general is so cancerous

>>78754354
unfertilized eggs cannot become an animal

it's more like you're eating chicken periods

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>>78754114
Muh F150

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The goal

Also you can blame Detroit and your gubmint for utes and wagons dying in the US. Foreign brands started dominating the passenger car market, and in order for Detroit to stay "competitive" and continue raking in money the feds started applying less strict standards in safety, emissions and fuel economy to pickup trucks and SUVs to make them cheaper to produce and more competitive to sell. Now everyone's driving huge barges that drink worse than cars, smoke worse than cars and crumple worse than cars.

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>>78754430
Looks practical

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>>78754427
>fleet spec but with a suburbia sized bed

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>when fist of flames mentions my name

wish this country wasn't 70% desert

>>78754427
I'm liking the 2020 Bronco.

>>78753389
>you never learn a lot about livin and a little bout love down yonder on the chattahochee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdYvN49eRU

is this /ourgranny/?

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>>78754609
>we want the Wrangler audience

>>78754634
Is this one of those gay cowboy things?

>>78753393
where the fuck do you buy your chips?
literally every regular supermarket chain carries doritos
only in nacho cheese and some chili or whatever flavor tho

>>78754665
no she's racist and vile

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>>78754694

>>78754694
you constantly insult blacks and mexicans?

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>>78754684
That thing is horrendous.

The JK-8 on the other hand...

>>78754687
You can find me in my wigwam, beatin on my tomtom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqlR4IEl_04

>>78754598
shoulda asked the abs not to have burnt it all down

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Bout to diddly lift 280 buds

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>>78754729

>>78754803
>not posting the gif

>>78754798
find it hard to believe that abos could have burnt it all down

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>>78754803
>>78754818
>insult him for not posting the gif
>proceed to not post the gif

what an idiot i'am

>>78754841
did abos even have fire?

>>78754841
They hunted all the megafauna to extinction. Wouldn't be too much of a stretch to assume some nature-destruction as well.

>>78754872
umm stop making me angry thanks
xoxo

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>>78754886
Okay am sorry

>>78754855
Thought it was a gif
That's what I get for phone posting
Did five reps tho :)

>>78754769
Inferior country Indian song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOBNYmtFHGo

>>78754927
actually i should probably be happy because we'd have fuckin car sized rats running around

>>78754841
didn't happen overnight, bud
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire-stick_farming
>who found evidence in his pollen cores from Lake George indicating that Aborigines began burning in the lake catchment around 120,000 years ago

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>>78754936
Not bad. I'm fucking scarecrow-tier, doubt I could do half of one.

just corrected the name of a building on Open Street Map. Feels great to give something back to the community

>>78754956
johnny cash sucks ass

>>78754969
Yeah, but they're the ones that ate your koala-sized spiders and fire-hose-sized snakes.

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canada, stop apologizing

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>>78755050

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>>78755019
That's...not what I meant to post...

>>78755051
sorry

>johnny cash sucks ass
time to jihad the fk

>>78755051
But it's their national pasttime?

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@78755031
Objectively abhorrent post.

>>78755031
Rude. And incorrect.

>johnny cash omg love him so much i was totally born in the wrong generation fuck this guy justin bieber! how can he have 1 billion views and this only has 250k?? this is real music!!

>>78755070
vagueethnicitylad

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>>78755131
>@

>i am silly

to: 78755179
:^)

>>78755179
It's a way to reply to somebody without giving them a (you). People who don't like Johnny don't deserve (you)s.

>>78755070
Everyone starts somewhere anon I use to be like you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yOPMgpijNo

Just in case we needed more reason to hate the kraut, he has to say the dumbest fucking thing possible. Then he strawmans everyone for pointing out his dumb post.
Dumb fuck... So dumb...

>seven eight seven five five one seven nine
umm are you new here swetiee? xx

>>78755217
Fair enough, fair enough.

>>78753015
Because Mexico and Central America are more closely aligned with North America than with South America. Most of the retarded memes that come out of /lat/ are South American.

>>78755258
ye :(

On a semi-related note, here's an actual Indian playing 'Drums'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM-3et-4iFY

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unironically want a strong independent gf lads

>>78755346
i unironically want a strong independent woman with tattoos

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>tfw married to strong, independent, successful jewess

>>78749550
Where's Russia in that map?

>>78755296
Welcome, newfriend. First things first: the kraut and the Dane are the worst, and it is right to hate them.

>We appreciate hard work, innovative ideas and unending passion

UNENDING FUCKING PASSION. it's a truck loading job. piss right the fuck off, holy shit.

>>78755346
She's so independent she's not even your gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU

very powerful moment

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>>78755501
Doesn't moving boxes just bring a tear to your eye tho?

Thinking about taking LSD after lunch.

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>>78755504

I'm now in college (or have been for a week)

How the fuck do I get laid?

>>78755633
Like bags of sand

>>78755633
be attractive both physically and socially

>>78755633
I'm now a sophomore in college for a week

Still no idea

>>78755633
are you monsieur T?

>>78755633
Buzz buzz

>>78755633
just be confident bro

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>age of empires 4 was announced

>>78755762
isn't that where alberto barbosa is from

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>>78755802
yes

>>78750184
ur our bitch now

NEED more guns, buds

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*dabs hard in front of your waifu, gf and mom*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xchaB_JcAY

>>78755433
Proof

>go to sleep
>wake up and >>78756025 and >>78755994 are still here

so tired of hearing about Princess Diana.

I love penis (people encouraging niceness in society)

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the mom bought me a 2 pound bag of sour patch kids

>>78755633
download tinder

its literally the prostitution app near colleges

>>78755633
Go to a party
Get Tinder

>>78756331
>>78756317
Do I have to be Chad for Tinder to work?

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>>78755633
Realize that dating is fucking exhausting and difficult and keep trying anyway. Shake all the /r9k/-tier beliefs out of your head; they're just excuses to remain in the stagnant comfort of not trying

I don't know if I should defoo my parents or not.
they have a positive financial impact on my life, but that's it

>>78756317
I thought people are looking for sexual partners who do not demand money there on Tinder.

>>78756390
yes

>>78756390
Just get Tinder Plus and swipe right until your finger bleeds. And learn how to tell what's a bot and what isn't.

>>78756428
Do you use Japanese proxies sometimes?

>>78756187

>>78756454
no
german flag is actually my proxy i am native japanese

how did you know

>>78756457
Next time it might work.

>>78756390
no there are ugly girls on tinder too

and asian girls will usually fuck anything

>>78756425
they just charge personal affirmations that their parents never gave them

>>78755433
Will she demand to snib your firstborn son's penis off?

>>78756492
I was seeing if I could add custom town names on redditflags because it let me do one I didn't think it had

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>>78755433
Wouldn't mind a Jewess wife meself

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pizza for dinner tonight who wants to grab a slice

>>78756477
I saw a Japanese OP and thought the posting style looked similar to yours.
>>78756494
>they just charge personal affirmations that their parents never gave them
How does this work? Do thex want to hear "You are such a good fuck"?

>>78756602
They want you to make them feel useful

>>78756569
Now I see.
>>78756675
Hm. Poor fellows.

i like feet
but i dislike the online "community"
bunch of fucking retards i swear to god

>>78756266
literally who

how ironic

>>78756735
I had the same thought

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I like cheese too

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Snore weed erryday

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>>78756771

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Eat poop and fart like a madman

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>>78756915
Body like a fucking fridge

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>>78756944
That doesn't make sense

I'm 35, seeing all these youngsters in their first week of college makes me jealous

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>>78757013
HER BODY IS A RECTANGLE AND NOT CURVY LIKE A WOMAN'S BODY SHOULD BE
ABSOLUTELY CHLO AND CARA TIER

>>78757037
why?

>>78755633
attend college before 2008

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I'm 87 seeing all these youngsters smoke dank kids with three 20th and the yo

>>78757092
me on the let

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>>78757092
What?

I'm 53 and I'd kill myself if I woke up tomorrow and it was the first week of college again

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good morning cum

>>78757037
>>78757103
i mean, i know a guy who's like 32 and he's a complete chad in uni. But i guess it depends on how old you look

>>78757167
It's 1 pm kill yourself useless coast

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>>78756136
I smashed a lightbulb at our wedding. A lightbulb? Why not an actual glass?
Lightbulbs are cheaper. No bullshit.

Pic is a Jewish star my mother got for my wife on her trip to Ireland.

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>>78757187
morning is relative
I went to bed late and slept in sorry

>>78757194
Is that a bar of soap?

>>78757249
>>78757249
>>78757249
>>78757249

>>78757234
It's marble

>>78757264
you're marble

>>78757177
I really am 35 and while I had a good time when I was there I wouldn't want to be back.

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>>78757194
How do I get a Jewish wife?

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>>78757264
>>78757287
You've lost your marbles

I'll support a non-Dane thread if someone makes it.

>>78751790
Are you blind, entenados?

I

>>78757332
FUcK

non danish proxy edition

>>78757365

>>78757365

>>78757365

BSc here. Could a Canadian friends give me advices to apply to a MSc in Canada?

>>78755633

Aggressively sexually proposition a girl and get her number, then text her about hooking up, also be alot more attractive than she is, however attractive you might be.

>>78757471
Pick a Uni and send your application

>>78757317
Why can't you militarize civilians, only civilianize the military.

Fetch the ARCHIVES