/brit/

/dixie/

I identify as a transaustralian

any of you lads watching that sporty thing with the little punchy men tonight?

>>78742544
fuck off we're full

>>78742561

yeah after the gaa though x

morning

I identify as a black American twitter user

NEED a pintman bf

SHOT YOURSELVES WORTHLESS SUBHUMANS

>RT news
bit gay that

any fat lonely mexican man in?

need Faith Goldy straddled on my cock til i've had my way with her x

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please can someone post that copypasta about "LOL YOU DONT SMOKE???" with the laughing slaphead image

janny...

never found Boxy attractive desu.

>>78742632
why

business idea: call Donald Trump a racist until people stop voting for him

>>78742573
hurling>GA(y)A

taking care of business

https://youtu.be/Yavx9yxTrsw

the perfect 10 gf

beto finally went to sleep

>>78742636
I'm gay.

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a n i m e

schkmonald schplumpf impeachment soon lads

>>78742650
do you like anime?

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>>78742644

no

thinking on your imaginary gf

>>78742652
they're just practicing for girls, right??

>>78742639
dont think that will work mate
he was already fined multiple times by a court of law for racial profiling as a landlord in the 70s and that didnt seem to stop any of his supporters

>>78742573
don't know what gaa is desu

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>>78742616

>>78742662
URGH BRO SIKHS ARE SO FUCKEN BASED BRO FUCKING HELL OURGHHH LITERALLY PALADINS BRO
MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW AT HOW FUCKING BASED THEY ARE

>>78742568
I shan't be spending my lash holiday weemend on here treing tro you ubt

>>78742659
somewhat. I'm more disappointed by anime than satisfied by it. Last show I enjoyed was March Comes in like a Lion which was written by the same person who did Honey and Clover. Really comfy sentimental dramas. I don't care much for the moe stuff.

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king is here, i can tell

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>WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE BONOULD PLUMPH SITUATION RIGHT NOW

>>78742678
not a fan of this gimmick

>>78742683
something on your mind lad?

>>78742667
think letting apartments is handled a little bit lower in the chain of command at his business lad

>hurling is not the superior sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdfRQjb5o9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gobeUViG2kw

>>78742702
I'm not a fan of your existence so please kill yourself

>>78742708
yes, I have a headache

business idea : lmoa instead of lmao

blumpfs imndrumfment soon

and ur eagle???

>>78742505
Shoe a SHIT

>>78742709
nowadays sure
not in the 70s

>>78742721
what is your favourite food big man?

Send Doddy over to me right now. I don't care about her acne. I'll treat her proper.

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>>78742723


do you love shoe's boobies

no eagle for me, I'm trying to lose some weight

laughing my organs amist

>>78742710
>BOOM! Tetris for Jeff.

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>>78742740

should I start learning kick boxing

https://youtu.be/BAXwt9vUny4

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who is the chimp here???

>>78742749
desu love how americans get superexcited for minor things

>>78742764
Stop posting this unfunny retarded shit.

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pretty drunk lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HkKN0cNUaU

>>78742775
hello nigger

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shoutings at the cowtitfags last thread

>>78742740
would dominate in bed if you know what i mean

Did a big poo and got an anal fissure or something

Aching pain in my bum

woah he used the n-word

>>78742783
hi

>>78742505
>>78742723
>>78742740
>>78742756

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502570672076.webm

love 'er

>>78742768
>5'8
>5'9
screeching

>>78742768
>wearing slag boxers

>>78742505
And why doesn't she ever come online?

>>78742778

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgI8bta-7aw

>>78742793
suuure that's what you did

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>>78742803

not a footfag, but I wouldn't turn down licking some piggly wigglies if you know what I mean.

haha did the girl really talk about people being retarded on the internet and politics how cute now this is a really hot girl unlike those starving models they're too thin and ignorant af the politics girls is smart

>>78742828
hello footfag

>>78742828
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502570672076.webm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a93_5AXZx18

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>>78742817
Very familiar. Comfy.

wouldn't mind shooting Zoella's brother with a gun purchased and licensed in America. What kind of twats are you growing over there?

Everyone who follows politics is secretly retarded pretending to be smart because they think politicians are smart but they are retarded too, just like the people who follow politics.

>>78742828

I do appreciate looking at a nice pair of feet, but could give or take actually licking them if you know what I mean.

want to watch the boxing but don't want to stay up til 4am. don't want to pay for it either. need a way to record a stream without having to be awake to press record. any ideas lads?

>>78742504
normal i.e hot

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just put £30 on McGregor

imagine I'll be shouting some VERY racist things at my TV tomorrow morning

sneed's seed and fed

>>78742863
set the VCR for 4am and put in a VHS

>>78742854
what is zoella?

>>78742863

just set your alarm for 4.45am

or torrent it first thing from TPB

i also like girls feet
am i okay?

>>78742877
I don't get it

>>78742856
>DUUUUUUH HUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUH *drools*

>>78742863
want to watch it but don't want to pay $90 :(

>>78742871
>£30 on the man who has never partaken in a professional boxing match versus the man widely regarded as the best boxer of the last 20 or so years

ah yes, the thinking man's bet

want to lick Zoella's acne ridden unmade up face.

Just imagine popping those pustules by hard pressing your tongue. Yummy.

>chicANO is a perv that likes feet
woah, who woulda guessed

>>78742900
yeah but he's white so there's that

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I'm tormund lads

>>78742897
I'm glad you agree with me, friend. You know, you guys aren't that bad.
I'm going to buy some Bundaberg beer and think about swallowing your spunk while I swallow that fizzy sweet taste of Australian ginger.

>>78742889
lewd pun from animated comedy show "The Simpsons"

>>78742898
stream it then fatlad

>>78742910
>>78742910
>Sweden makes an observation

too bad you couldn't observe the events leading up to the women in your family being raped.

>>78742913
>white bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-MFywrXxyQ

be serious haitiANO

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Italians are bro tier

Does being attracted to 18 year old girls make you a nonce?

>>78742930
>sweden has a rape problem
simply not true

>some Irish pikey that has never boxed in his life
>against a man that is one of the greatest boxers of all time and has boxed for 20+ years perfecting head movements, shoulder dips, movement, jabs and the entire craft of the sport

What an absolute fucking joke

*fucks white people*
am i doing it right

do you think beto has friends?

>>78742922
>Showtime successfully received a preliminary injunction against websites that planned to illegally stream the fight in violation of its copyrights, and all parties in active concert or participation with them
i don't speak legalese but doesn't that mean streams are going to be getting shut down constantly

>>78742952
better try one more time to make sure
*wiggles butt*

>>78742952
*rubs hands together*
yes, very good, taint that blood line

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This or this

crying in my sleep as we speak

>>78742918
oh dear. it appears our american friend knows about my onanistic forays amid horticultural crops in coastal Queensland

>>78742946
So glad a male can finally speak up about the female rape problem permeating throughout Sweden. So courageous of you.

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>>78742968

>>78742969
multitasking is a vital skill in today's fast paced society

>>78742959
fight's only going to last a couple of minutes though lad doubt they'll shut them all down in time

>>78742900
>the best boxer of the last 20 or so years
10 years tops and that's not saying much given that boxing is over

reckon he'll get utterly heemed and this will be the final nail in the coffin of the inferior fighting sport

>>78742914
>>78742968
>>78742987
you look like a lonely lumberjack who hands around in timmies all day

jews created climate change to force third world migration

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>>78742941

>>78742993
the only genuinely good yank post i've seen in the past month

>>78742983
>permeating
yank is dumbo

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>>78742987
Or this

Sweden doesn't have a rape problem, Sweden has a Swede problem.

>>78742968
>hmm yes i'd like to look like a guitarist in a nickelback tribute band please

>>78742914
19th century fanboy
>>78742968
Chubbier Jesus
>>78742987
Wears a tophat and is the head of the circus

>>78743007
I unironically go to smoke cigarettes and to meet up with my high school friends. I'm 25.

>>78743014
bit embarrassing for you, this comment is.

Reckon this bearded lad is the one that gets upset when we say Canadians aren't Anglo

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>>78743029
>>78743036
Neither of these buds

>>78743016
Not that bad.
>>78743014
>>

around blacks
never relax

>>78743041
how do you ironically do that?

I want this "tribute band" gimmick to end.

trotsky and hitler are my heroes

>>78743070
Gonna start a tribute band to failed tribute bands. You in?

>>78743012
can I get the gallery la'?

Canada is an America tribute band

>>78743067
Not sure. Point is, I'm not lonely. I'm just not willing to post my gf.

doing interesting thoughts

>>78743080
don't have it, got the picture from the slovak lad :(

anyone remember the cuckio meme

dont understand beards

>>78743079
yea, i can do keyboard/piano.

>>78743102
Weather and style you cuck

>le sargon sceptic look

how contrived

beards are for hipster ponces and pakis

PIRATES OF SHIT

>>78742568
that shıt’s about as legible to me as perso-arabic script, Majoud Esfahani.

i can play piano but not keyboard

>>78743102
They look cool as long as the person who has it doesn't wear collarless t-shirts.

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Do I look swarthier than other anglos?

>>78743143
>other anglos

you aren't anglo leaf

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>>78743130
arr

what if you have a beard, get a gf, then eventually shave it off and she doesn't like the shape of your face cos she's never seen your actual chin before?

>>78743143
you look kind of slavic to me

dumb pirate frogposter

>>78743146
Yes I am both my parents are brits gtfo

Beards are for men with weak chins and those too lazy to shave

jawlets use beards to hide their poor bone structure

>>78743164
Well you certainly don't look it

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dumb mexican

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>>78743158
Why does everyone say that I'm all anglo

>>78743164
your future isnt anglo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

Beards are for men who have enough testosterone to produce them.

lots of soft skinned hairlets ITT

>>78743187
is this really 4 years old

wtf man

>>78743179
Well shit bud

>Canadian "national" ""identity'"
>ummmmm.... well... we're anglos AND we're french

>>78743202
I'd assume as a Yank you'd know all about colonial identity

could grow a full beard at 16 me

am anti beard though

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Hurts my feelings now that I'm not counted as Anglo. I'm probably a nigger.

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this man calls you a soft skinned hairlet
what you do?

>>78743200
we'll become as old as the midget before we realise it

could grow a very shitty beard at 16

>>78743212
i just want to make fun of canada

sister thinks i'm a nazi-sympathiser because i don't like commies

>>78743240
hope she punches you

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big fan of infographics

Bit sad how easily you can wound a leaf rorke's pride by saying he doesn't like anglo.

They're lovely lads really.

>>78743240
she hot then?

>some people may die in the hurricane and it's trump's fault!

this is just getting silly at this point

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>"I once talked to an n.Irish laddy who was depressed about being Irish because he kept being discriminated against by people of his own country (the English, in particular) but he still wasn't actually Irish-Irish."

bears are for weak chins tbph

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>>78743260
pro-lifetugal

>>78743187
Holy shit. The audio was featured in some song I have but I can't remember the name lol

I look good with stubble but not a beard. I'm only attractive about once every three days because of it.

Gives me something to look forward to at least.

sorry but if you have hurricanes in your country you aren't white

>>78743264
my whole family is fairly attractive yeah, we've got good genes

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just went to asda and bought 6 punnets of strawberries, ate them all

>>78743283
get a beard trimmer lad. they're so fucking nice and it's way easier than shaving

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>>78743283
Mustache and long hair is top tier.

>>78743267
>quoting me from 10 threads ago
You're obsessed, Eric.

>>78743294
quite a lot of strawberries there, my friend

Something strangely comfy and nostalgic about having a cold

>>78743294
throw them up before it's too late and you absorb the calories

>>78743164
eyes are too close together

never cheated on a girl
would like to one day

>>78743294
Enjoy the beetus

>>78743283
just use clippers and trim the stubble down once it gets a little long

that's what i do

>>78743328
only ever cheated via online mediums like sexting on kik or omegle or skype

yanks are LITERALLY having their houses knocked down by a bit of wind

don't know why they insist on building them out of cardboard

>>78743299
cringing rn

>>78743337
not cheating

>>78743324
Fuck I can't change anything both my parents are brits. Mum is from London Area, Dad is from Monroe Scotland.

>>78743341
we like seeing things destroyed

>>78743309
autism

A fucking leaf

interesting video despite all the bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh8KWLAwnIs

>>78743349
>scotland
>london
you're basically not anglo then

>>78743349
Sorry Angus Campbell but you're not Anglo.

>>78743347
it's kinda unfaithful is it not

>>78743343
Heh I don't care I just want to look anglo

>>78743276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unx9er0sG6o at the end

>>78743347
how would you feel if you found out your gf has been sexting other men?

good thing I built my house out of lego blocks when i was younger. Impenetrable stuff.

>>78743359
YEEHAW MONSTER TRUCKS

Digimon is talking about gf's hahahaaha

>>78743377
It is but I like to assume that the other party is doing it as well so it's okay.

>>78743187
feel bad for the guy insulting him 2bh
imagine living your life as a hideous manlet

>>78743407
what's your favourite food big man?

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>>78743373
>>78743376
Hol up...My mum's last name before marriage is Kay, dad's last name is Campbell.

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reminder most of the brits ITT look something like this

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why is she so amazing?

>>78743341
helps the economy to build new ones

>>78743425
stop doxxing yourself

>>78743390
would bounce her head off the bathroom sink

>>78743426
literally me

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im growing a beard for the first time at 18 and it isnt too bad, the first few weeks made me want to kill myself though because it looked god awful, like when you don't shave for a few days and there's just random hair everywhere

>>78743429
she was mildly better than the other shit choices we had in June

>>78743437
so it is cheating then
stop doing that la

>>78743426
>not taping your nipples

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>>78743426
Need me a british gf (male)

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>>78743426
>full head of hair

>>78743433
Nigga, I'll give you my address and whatever. I have no money to order pizza. I don't care.

>>78743443
disregarded your post as soon as I saw your age you literal child

But the problem of the maintenance or loss of the purity of the racial blood will last as long man himself lasts. The orange haired Irish youth, lies in wait for hours on end, satanically glaring at, and spying on the unsuspicious girl who he plans to seduce. Adulterating her blood and removing her from the bossom of her own people. The Irish uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people, in his systematic efforts to ruin girls and women he STRIVES to break down the last barriers of discrimination between him and other peoples.

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wew

>>78743443
Nice beard but you look arab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJqb4fmFeXE
>not having criminal ancestors

>>78743426
too tall

McGregor has got this in the bag lads

>>78743476
bit gay

>>78743443
>at 18
what are you studying kid
leave before it's too late

Digimon giving advices about gf's hahahaaha

In less than 24 hours Ireland will own the world.

Would honestly do something that causes discomfort to myself if it meant mcregor would win

>>78743451
it's different

>>78743501
its just banter

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_imEx7tFRo

>>78743425
>dad's last name is Campbell

Typical scheming jock name mate

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>>78743482
not arab just need a haircut

shan't be posting any more unnecessary images so we can focus on british culture x

>>78743510
looking to do international security studies next year m8

>>78743527
bit sexist
what if she finds out

>>78743426
nah i'm in pretty good shape desu

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gonna dedicate today's gains to the Pianaman himself

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>>78743556
Bet you are

>>78743547
Reckon you are a person of Irish descent.

>>78743554
would bounce her head off the bathroom sink

>>78743541
I know for a matter of fact other Scots hate this surname and will literally refuse Campbells in restaurants.

>>78743567
haha cool man havent seen a post like that at all today

"""""bit sexist""""
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

>>78743569
consider myself a citizen of the world, we're all from africa anyway haha

>>78743426
looks slavic

>>78743594
You have confirmed my suspicions.

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>"""""bit sexist""""
>Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

>>78743568
what is that weird manlet thing you posted

>>78743547
Hello Ethan

digimon is a feminist marxist lol

>>78743594
>we're all from africa anyway haha
not true

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>>78743547
I'd pay for you one way to Canada (I'm not gay)

>>78743547
look slavic to me

>digimon is a feminist marxist lol
Don't be bad haahahha

>>78743594
i'm from surrey m8

what did he mean by this

beto is getting more unstable with every passing day

the man should be institutionalised as soon as possible

not a single engaging post, not a single one

>>78743625
Isn't there a theory that the scandinavians descended from sea humans and that the africans were the most powerful race on the planet before the scandinavians conquered the northern part of africa?

Xddd

>>78743662
it's because he's so lonely

>>78743663
Will artillery strike your capital city again if you don't apologize

>>78743622
>marxist
fake news
>>78743625
t. Alexander Obama Kinte

>>78743637
think I'm just an anglo-celtic mutt desu, no slavs in my family far as I'm aware

plum jam is quite nice actually

probably should eat it a bit more slowly, this has shitloads of sugar in it
hehe

>>78743662
who's beto

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>>78743699
This

>>78743663
hey netherlad you have an ugly bug on your flag

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>>78743586
maybe you should suck it up considering he just died

>>78743716
the deranged mexican. the loneliness has broken his mind.

thai king is a bender

Doing a poo x

>>78743749
reported to the thai government

>>78743749
sorry thailad but using proxies doesn't count

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Why do they all look like ill children out on a trip from the hospital?

>>78743789
>>78743789
>>78743789

New


>>78743789
>>78743789
>>78743789

>>78743774
you're insulting their culture you piece of shit

:-)

>>78743774
They're severely dissociated from nature and reality from birth

>>78743774
freaks me out when asian prossies do this because I suspect they're covering over the kaposi's sarcomas