What's the most alpha thing you did today?

>>78739252
I peed without standing insanely close to the urinal, probably enough for the guy two urinals away from me to get a sneak peak of my dong. Alpha as fuck male here

Kind of danced with a girl
Fuck fellas how do I fucking dance everyone just seems to do what do do and I can't I just keep doing goofy shit

Made fun of a big dude at work.

>>78739252
i sped +5MPH over the speed limit

I ordered delivery pizza and delivery boy gets sweated while I'm in cranked up A/C room.

>>78739275
you mean like touching a girl? that's scary. what if you stomp on her feet

Opened windows and played pornhub full volume in this morning

I maintained eye contact with someone while speaking without having my voice go up in pitch.

ran 10km

>>78739252
I ate kiwi pie in the bathroom while I was half naked.

>>78739252
I drifted drunk at like 3 am and didn't crash

crushed the hearts of a few of my beta orbiters

>>78739252
i confidently sang caramelldansen while drunk over voicechat to my american transgirlfriend

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some beta omega at mcdickies told me I could take 1 ketchup packet.

I took 3