Texan here: AMA

You think you're special because of a hurricane? What's the point of this dumb thread

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>>78739103
How do I tell the difference between CHIs and Tejanos, Texasbro?

How can Mexico destroy Texas?

>>78739118
true Texans go out of their way to mention how much they hate spics. Fake Texans show how much they love Mexicans which makes them CHI

>>78739169
Thanks.

Next question: How do I tell the difference between someone from Houston and a homosexual Texan?

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>>78739103
how do i get a texan gf

>>78739181
the homosexuals are from austin

>>78739202
I thought commies came from Austin?

>>78739131
It already has.

>>78739103
houston here, i may die from the hurricane, rip

>>78739229
Austin is literally the only good city in Texas

OP is a literal stereoptypical cousin fucking redneck

>>78739255
same here

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>>78739103
Be safe lad

>>78739103
Which one is the place to go and live? Dallas or Houston?

(Let's not think about Hurricane for now for that question)

>>78739367
Austin

Which area has all the Spics? Are they all in the hurricane areas?

>>78739894
Houston, so yes

>>78739181
only steers and queers come from texas

>>78739229
That's what he said.

>>78739103
Why do Texans insist that they're a western state despite bordering fucking Louisiana and Arkansas?

What parts of Texas are good? I've heard Dallas is full of blow-ins and has no culture, Austin is full of libshits and Mexicans, Houston full of nogs

why is texas so fucking retarded and worthless?

greetings from California

you get fucked over by the judicial system if you shoot someone for self-defense?

Houston here

>>78743278
no

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What did he mean by this?

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why is this such an appealing picture?

>>78739894
>Which area has all the Spics?
The area between Canada and Mexico.

I met a cute Costa Rican girl who lives in Houston. She was extremely hot.