Life if I robbed the Kwik E Mart edition
Thailad? Bye lad
usa
*bursts through the front door*
LIMEYS!!!!!!! *strangles the nearest runts I see*
put your arms all around it
take it all now that you've found it
it don't need to be no deeper
it's finders keepers
Awake people, let's kill ourselves :)
OP is a fag
babestation
really hate how many unintelligent people are on /g/. multiple people on /dpt/ think that referencing counting isn't garbage collection because it's an imperfect algorithm when there's cyclical references. i said that's like saying a scooter isn't a scooter because it doesn't work on gravel roads, and some brainlet makes a completely incoherent reply that makes no argument whatsoever talking about polygons and squares. hate them all so much
post slags
>>78737024
Got it on in the background lad?
*ahem*
>>78736998
>>78737001
>>78737009
snap
how did these septic twats get past jeeves at the front door?
There might be a fight but let's remember that I'm above it all.
That what's important here.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE ARE THE MOOOODS
>>78737036
do yanks have babestation?
>>78737037
NEED to shove a tube up her ass and inflate her until she fucking dies xx
Posting McGregor memes
>really hate how many unintelligent people are on /g/. multiple people on /dpt/ think that referencing counting isn't garbage collection because it's an imperfect algorithm when there's cyclical references. i said that's like saying a scooter isn't a scooter because it doesn't work on gravel roads, and some brainlet makes a completely incoherent reply that makes no argument whatsoever talking about polygons and squares. hate them all so much
>>78737036
yeah, currently ashley
>>78737025
yes, I browsed /g/ last year but it's even shittier now
>>78737055
Don't forget that I'm above it.
I'm above this. Gotta make sure you know that.
shove a gerbil in your ass through for a tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDa5G0czkTY
>one will protect you
>the others will try to kill you
Choose wisely
>>78737069
Noted
>beto steps outside
>>78737009
Why do yanks use limey like its an insult?
>haha those british sailors put lime juice in their water so they didnt get scurvy
early 30's slag council estate single mums with flowery foot tattoos gravelly voices from smoking are my fetish
i don-t live in manila
One more for the craic
>>78737078
It's the worst insult they can use.
Says a lot.
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g37wAypmg6M
>>78737078
real men wear wooden teeth
He is here
>>78737049
No but a britlad posted a link to stream it and I was into it for a while
It was probably >>78737067
>>78737085
one of these works at my uni as a cleaner, talk to her sometimes, her life sounds utterly grim
>>78737078
What's really confusing is they fuck on about our teeth even though scurvy causes them to fall out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsW4FoRzhQw
WITH A TOW ROW ROW ROW ROW
>>78737101
that's the parisian skelly, am the southerner
Can someone explain betting to me
I saw that both mayweather and mcgregor had 25/1 odds
So if i bet a quid on one of them i win 25 quid ? Can't be right. I'm such a brainlet please explain it to me like you would a child
saw a limey yesterday, made me a bit sick
did your parents let you listen to naughty music when you were young lads?
can remember one of the first CDs I owned was pic related when I was just 8 years old
recall reading the lyrics book in awe at all of the swear words and bringing it into junior school to show the lads
>>78737121
reddit: the post
for me, you are all toot posters
woah...
>>78737120
i knew americans had bad diets but i didn't realise they are literally repulsed by the sight of fruit
>>78737121
hello actual child
>>78737102
is there not any equivalent though? I know on yank cable packages you get a million channels and loads are bizzare random shite, surely you have something like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
>>78737119
yeah that's how it works
>>78737121
Yeah occasionally they would try to crack down on it but mostly they didn't care. Plus by the time I was 12 we had the internet (yes I'm an oldfag) so realistically there was fuck all they could do to prevent me from getting to anything
>>78737140
alri grandad hows the hairline
>>78737132
more of a mature feet man desu
Post toot man
>>78737143
Cinemax aka Skinemax has softcore porn
I think it's a yank right of passage to watch at least one movie with your homies and awkwardly laugh about it
>>78737164
post toot
eating an apple snack pie lads
>>78737153
So whats to stop me betting a quid each way and making a guaranteed profit
Makes no sense
fry the brain - the art of urban sniping
>>78737126
foy
>>78737140
I'm 23 which is already too old to be wasting my time on this website
if you think that's young you should have already necked yourself by now
>>78737157
we used to play the eminem CD in my nan's car too haha
can recall some very funny journies
business idea: britcoin
im 25 and still with my parents and i started smoking in my room at night a few years ago and my mum got super pissed off but i just kept doing it and now she empties my ashtray while im at work and says nothing. does she think i don't notice my room has been cleaned from top to bottom when i get home? it's pretty hard to miss all the fag burns all over the carpet and bed sheets and she literally hasn't said a word
Can't decide if I prefer Mayweather or McGregor's hype videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTdqV8XkYNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw&t=807s
>>78737183
because they don't both have 25-1 odds
Shalom niggers
>>78737104
they always look tied of life but whats hot about them is that they also look like they love to get the cunt shagged off of them
>>78737178
is it just softcore porn though
is there anything you can call in on and speak to the girl on the tv
>>78737211
mayweather looks like a literal chimp in that thumbnail
>>78737214
pfm
(((he))) is here, and it is a fucking racist
>>78737143
yanks used to come here to do it
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?fid=332
>>78737219
Not that I know of
I was too poor to have Skinemax anyway but there are phone sex lines if you're desperate and those had naughty commercials
of course trannie poster talks with the israeli parasite
SUPRISE SURPRISE!!
>>78737212
Betfair has 20/1 for mayweather to win and 40/1 for mcgregor to win
Guranteed profit of you bet a few quid each way
What am i missing
>>78737202
do your parents smoke?
>James Cameron accused of mansplaining for criticising wonder woman
ah yes, this is what I turn on the news to hear about
inheriting guns and about one million dollars worth of land in a few months lads
>>78737229
This is website and probably the lad I was talking about earlier
>>78737253
new customer offer
cucked a disabled lad
>>78737248
>full psychosis mode activated
>>78737253
???
>>78737229
state of your life that you actually provided this info and this link
>>78737119
i'm assuming what you've seen are start up offers, bookies offer boosted odds as one time offer to entice people into creating accounts, they know they'll lose money on the one point but they'll make it back from the other bets with the new accounts
pic related is the current odds william hill are offering for the fight
>>78737183
>>78737253
it's possible to make guaranteed profit from sign up offers at different bookies
but there's only a limited amount of bookies you can sign up for so the profit is limited
there are other conditions like you have to bet 4x the amount of your original deposit to make a withdrawal
>>78737282
What do you mean la
>>78737140
nonce
can we please stop promoting gambling? this is a christian general
watching evangelion
heard it's a good beginner anime
I would not even use these flags as toilet papers
>>78737259
my dads 69 and has been a heavy smoker for 54 years but he has to smoke in the conservatory these days since every where he sits is just a pile of ash and cigar ends
>>78737294
>>78737298
>Draw
Can they do that? Even on judge's decision it's best out of 3 right?
alright Trump what the FUCK
this is why womyn and people of color are living in fear under this presidency. the guy won't even supply the local supermarkets in texas with BREAD!
>>78737307
literally what i said you idiot
>>78737323
don't think you lot use anything as toilet paper mate
>>78737313
agreed
>>78737331
if 2 judges go each way and the other goes for a draw
or all 3 judges go for a draw
it's rare as why the odds are so high but possible
>>78737331
yeah but it's unlikely, hence the high odds
what's that about eh
i thought we were only getting doctors and shit
>>78737294
That makes more sense
>>78737322
imo it's pretty much the only good anime
then again i hate anime
a pirate defending his (((masters)))
shocking!!
>>78737332
>trump
it took bush like 3 months even acknowledge katrina happened aid wise lmao
>>78737332
lmao
i feel like a decade of trolling via ironic shitposting has led to an entire generation of fucking retards who have taken satire as gospel
>>78737346
>>78737353
Thanks m80s
>>78737332
DRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WE
WANT
BREAD
thoughts on the state on c4 lads?
Why is /brit/ always infested with Yanks and JF?
>>78737374
believe it or not, that's a genuine tweet. had to google it myself
>>78737397
fuck yourself, tim horton
>>78737397
you tell me, foul yank rodent
>>78737354
Thats all the brits moving here
>>78737397
The lads are out on the lash right now
>>78737397
Real yank hours
Cant even imagine what kind of fucked up frankenstein bread yanks eat
>>78737409
>>78737411
>>78737414
Don't reply to me Y*nk and y*nk lovers
>>78737281
didn't know you could stream babestation from that site, I thought it was just for pics/videos of the girls
>>78737425
tortillas
>>78737425
the bread kind you dumb twat
don't reply to leaves either
>>78737425
their bread has like sugar in it and is really sweet, like cake
am at uni studying lads
How do I get crazy /fit/ street performer Jock bf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSg5KqxeEVM
Canada should be nuked and its lands salted.
>>78737467
You already tried that, and failed.
>>78737453
*gets uncomfortably close to you*
what yo-
*cough cough*
what you studying lad?
reminder:
fuck regular yanks
fuck snow yanks
fuck desert yanks
fuck continentals
fuck the rest
simple as
>>78737453
just got back from the library myself hehe
Daily reminder we are all yanks.
>>78737437
And Studio 66
78737454
first you commit suicide and go to the faggot afterlife
>>78737479
dixie yanks are welcome
>>78737486
haha bit of a fucking nerd aren't you
*gives you a wedgie and wraps your boxers over your head*
>>78737496
Literally nothing wrong with love between a Scottish and Canadian man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNT6Kr8c83k
me and the boys
>>78737493
Are we yanks?
>>78737501
but they're obese and have low iq
>>78737510
>an atomic wedgie
Brutal
>>78737501
nah they're not
purposely left out fuck the irish but you're making me reconsider
Not a trumpeter but he is the natural consequence of East coast smug daily show watching intelligentsia.
>>78737526
No. You're Mongolians
>>78737521
potato yank.
>>78737526
sauna yanks
>>78737521
cringe
>>78737527
not the coons ofc
>>78737531
shut up brit nobody cares what you want
>>78737542
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture
>>78737478
*shoves you away*
sod off you filthy fucking mick before i call the cops
Daily reminder that if you are a proponent of any form of immigration restriction, you are automatically a member of the SS.
>>78737564
Aha it's that same autistic cunt
>>78737549
how big is your nose?
Who owns the apartments at the London skyscaraper Shard
crucial poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13789639
http://www.strawpoll.me/13789639
http://www.strawpoll.me/13789639
and yes, there is a right answer
>hurr did the british man drink the tea
>did he wait in the queue patiently
>did he act overly polite to make the situation awkward
xDDDDD
literally american tv show tier shit stereotypes and you need to neck yourself if you play up to them
>>78737542
>the "liberals said mean things" argument
THE SS WAS A FASCIST SHIT THOUGH
>>78737589
we do
>>78737603
calm down
Is the welsh/English or the Scottish/English border protected by guards and that? Or can you just drive across
>>78737603
it's just a prank, bro
>>78737589
i'm assuming that by asking this question you already know the cancer
>did the british city get le cucked by oil arab men
much btfo! so cuck! hehe epic finland you little fucking scrote
>>78737604
>implying you wouldn't vote for donny just to see the talkshow lefties squirm
>hurr did the american man eat the burger
>did he shart in the mart
>did he act overly obnoxious to make the situation annoying
xDDDDD
literally british tv show tier shit stereotypes and you need to neck yourself if you play up to them
If your father didn't teach you how to hunt can you even be considered a man?
choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxCPvzmZK-A
always make sure I listen to every choon posted in /brit/
lexi belle said she always has a wank before she goes out to clubs so she doesn't cum too fast if she meets someone
xDDDDDD
>>78737649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xwy5h0hQmk
putene
>>78737633
I don't care what talk show lefties think
time to cook dinner
>>78737660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
took a selfie with the krew
PJW is here
>>78737634
fuck off and chew a bullet sharter
What accent does this nigga have?
https://youtu.be/xsenGnrkoPQ
>>78737649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qmwsg2pyEc
>>78737615
tiny jock men can't get over the wall
earned £700 tonight
>Joe Arpaio pardoned
howling
>>78737693
fuck you abdullah. don't ever reply to me again
>>78737695
english
>>78737678
not listening to it until you've finished listening to mine
>>78737692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY9Ca_0hxXg
>>78737714
>t. 56%
absolutely HATE the irish
>>78737710
would love to see the madness that would happen if he could do everything he wanted
>>78737649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>>78737710
pardoning that criminal ought to trigger the lefties lmao
>>78737683
state of the 70s
>>78737719
it was terrible. and i've never seen a black british person before
>>78737734
t. mohammed
>>78737738
THIS
>>78737707
made $2400 in a day selling xanax a few years ago
>>78737718
Thought it was Ozzy
stara huerta
>>78737678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSbB2Eau74
might grow a moustache lads
>>78737734
It's lower than 56%
>>78737750
rorke
new gimmick: post your captchas at the end of your post atenca nissan
>>78737738
*sticks my tongue out at you*
i am not the only one who hates the irish
>>78737773
rasheed. good luck in those no-go zones
>>78737780
yes you fucking are
irish>m*xicans
>>78737782
nigger
alri railway hinckley
>>78737374
it's an unironic tweet
>>78737782
there are no "no-go zones" in the UK
>>78737798
nah mate surely fox news know better than the people who live in birmingham
>>78737734
>You arrive in Tower Hamlets, Anno Domini Two-Thousand and Seventeen
SCREECHING
>>78737816
Tower Hamlets has a white mayor and is one of the wealthiest parts of the UK
>>78737766
Do it
the poster behind all the >56% posts
>>78737812
pot calling the kettle black
>>78737787
>irish>m*xicans
Literally the same people except some are brown and some are orange
Imagine being that much of a reject that you have to post in another country's general.
>>78737822
stayed in an air bnb in tower hamlets this summer and didn't see a single white person except for the people we were staying with
what's that? tower hamlets?
oh, you mean the financial centre of the world
Imagine being passive aggressive on a Taiwanese basket-weaving forum
Imagine posting on 4chan
based mods should block him from posting here
>>78737833
you're not better
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
imagine being a yank, at all, ever
>what's that? Tower hamlets?
As Tower Hamlets is considered one of the world's most racially diverse zones, it holds various places of worship. According to the 2011 census, 34.5% of the population was Muslim, 27.1% Christian, 1.7% Hindu, 1.1% Buddhist, 1.1% followed another religions, 19.1% were not affiliated to a religion and 15.4% did not state their religion.[49]
>>78737853
>>78737862
hahahah too easy mate.
See >>78737875
>>78737867
Ireland is literally 95+% European
>>78737846
sure mate, you didn't see any white people in an area that is 50% white
constantly sucking staff dick won't get me banned btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuOGb0CHjcg
Jesus fuck I hate spiders so much damn near emptied a can of rentokill on this cunt
I don't bloody think sharia allows it
Another /brit/ thread derailed: []
I don't bloody think seattle allows it
moving to London soon
>>78737896
hahhaha what a fucking woman u are. pathetic
I'm the whitest person in this thread
>>78737942
luckily based Norks will take care of that place
off to heathrow (3hr journey), you lads want owt?
>>78737883
Fake news
irish people > british people
simple as
>mexico
>having a relevant opinion
making pasta
>>78737833
based ireland
>>78737962
there's literally nothing wrong with that statement, fuck off back to pakistan betosheed
>>78737990
based anglo brother
>>78737990
that post was against the rules wink wink nudge nudge
Chaddy Daddy makes me maddy
I want to kick his ass so baddy
Mommy only buys me nugs
So Chaddy can afford his drugs
But scream and struggle as I might
I cannot beat him in a fight
So one day I take a jug
I fill it with digested nugs
I throw the poop jug at his head
While mommy is asleep in bed
Alas I find I did not know
That Chaddy had just snorted blow
He points a pistol at my head
He says he'll fill me up with lead
Lucky me the drugs kick in
Chaddy's face is looking grim
Chaddy falls down on the floor
Now's my chance I wait no more
I pick his gun up off the grass
I bust a cap right in his ass
And in his open wound I pour
My jugs of shit and piss galore
the paddy potato tears will be delicious when mcgaygor gets knocked the fuck out tomorrow
>>78737964
>White Irish 84.5%
>Other White: 9.1% (total White: 94.3%)
>Asian: 1.9%
>Black: 1.4%
>Irish Traveler: 0.7%
>Other: 0.9%
>>78738005
>>78737944
Grow up
>>78738017
BASED ireland
>>78738005
white people are going to be eternally btfo lol
leftychad
hmm
>>78738042
tear it all down. hate it
>>78738040
you ever been to berlin lad?
>>78737943
Need a roomie..? :3
lefties are mentally ill
example>>78738048
>>78738042
only like about half of those buildings tbqh
>>78738030
irish aren't really white or people though
>>78738069
Are you sure..? :3
>>78738042
literally none of this is the accomplishment of modern europe
>>78738017
Literally fake news
>>78738071
Agreed. We're on another plane of existence. Think the maiar in lord of the rings
JIDF is shitposting here again
just blew a tire doing this
>>78738087
it's not mohammed
>>78738079
Those are elements of the civilization that modern europe is based upon-though many are intent upon tearing it all down
Queen of Brit
>>78738098
yeah same
The queen of /brit/ will always be Barb.
>>78738099
ok DeShawn
>>78738121
If I was at my computer I'd post a barb webm to this post
>>78738130
>>78738116
bloody hell lad
>>78738130
cry more rasheed, you're america tier at this point
>>78738150
Remind me why the Irish exist again
>>78738173
Good lad
Remind me why Cromwell was deposed again.
>>78738101
ahhh yes tearing down millennia-old monuments would be a great way to signify the ushering in of the new EU socialist dictatorship
cromwell should've finished the job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
wtf how is it already 4 am
>>78738166
nowhere near that bad Jamal
>>78738223
early mong
>>78738225
compared to ireland you are the america