why is france sooooooo fucking weak?

Cause their cock is like this 8=D
While the rest of the world has THIS 8============D

>>78733902
You skipped a thousands years of greatness and only showed post Napoleonic jewed France.

>>78733935
French men have no problems with dick size. French men have no problem dating and flirting with either women, they lose their virginity pretty early.

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>>78733902
Why Japaneses are rabbits?

>>78737095
it doesn't count because napoleon was a muslim

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>tfw both surrender monkey and the european country with the most impressive military history

I wonder what it makes other countries into

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>>78733902
Can you send us more irradiated tourists to make France great again?

>>78739269
Yea and it's only because you got carried by Napoleon, now you got no good cards to play when he's dead.

>>78733902
>become socialist "empire"
>lose all the wars
French revolution, more like French passification

>>78740084
Yet we still dominate the world. Strange.

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>implying we military lost in algeria

>>78743980
That's the same strategy Americans use to ascertain "winning" the Vietnam war

>>78742134
????

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little dicked nippon was pretty much colonizes by us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France%E2%80%93Japan_relations

>>78744055
The Vietnam War and the Algerian War are very different

>>78744055
>implying vietnam war wasn't military won by the USA.
Political and public opinion matters too.

>>78744136
What there a McDonald's in Vietnam so we won?

>>78744098
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%95%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B9%E8%BB%8D%E4%BA%8B%E9%A1%A7%E5%95%8F%E5%9B%A3_(1867-1868)

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>>78733902
>france so weak that you need frenchmen to train your soldiers

>>78733902
Your mom is fucking weak.

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>>78744164
? wtf are you talking about. Are you a brainlet ?
Vietnam war was a military victory but a political defeat.

>>78744055
No you lost the war and fled.
We won, dominated, controled, and then freed them because we are kind.

>>78744270
I unironically agree with this.
Don't listen to muh 1.5 gorillion Algerians. We got de-colonized because of the Évian accords.

>>78744231
>>78744270
get your story straight first

>>78744270
Isn't that the SAME THING you did in Indochina?

>>78737124
delet this

>>78744319
>implying this the same anon
He is just larping

>>78744391
I don't want anyone to think Vietnam was a military victory when the objective of not letting the North takeover the South wasn't accomplished

>>78733902
>skipping ww1
hate this running joke. france did something in ww1 that not many other countries so far have even come close to.
its worse when someone from burgerstan does this joke. no country has failed more to show even the slightest hints of "heroism" than this craven country. and its also somehow the proudest of they lack of accomplishment.

>>78744358
This is true though Jean-Thomas
We lose virginity between 16 and 17 on average
And by the age of 30, most of french men have been with 10+ partners

>>78744270

you do not practice nuclear test in a country after a war you lost https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerboise_Bleue

>>78744444
>>skipping ww1
>hate this running joke
fuck off?
ww1 != ww2 you fucking moron

>>78744444
terrible quints and does not make a bit of sense

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>>78744461

>>78744541
He was talking about OP's picture that tries to convince that France did not perform any military achievement from 1870

>>78744558

lol do you know a little bit about ww1 the fact that all other country other than france have failled to repush german avance and that was made trought enormous sacrifice 2/10 of men dead for this and 2/10 were mutilated for life.

please tell me about american heroism ?

France surrendered to the nazis in a day while Greece managed to defend itself from the Italians and the Germans for a bit. The question is, how the fuck did my country do so much better than France??

>>78739193
mentally challenged . jpg

>>78744444
Thank you based German.

>>78744341
no they kicked our ass

>>78744734
I'm a bit worried anon, you are clearly showing a lack of intelligence and knowledge here. geography is important, distance is important, the resources used are important.