/brit/

uk more like u gay

greetings I'm a Brit and I'm a faggot

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THE COLLAPSE OF THE USSR WAS A MISTAKE.....................

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anime

anime

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king of thailand (2017 decolourised.)

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>>78731780

*sobs*
the six million..

my willy caused the collapse of the ussr

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in love with the shape of poo

need a markiplier bf

hi
hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4a331RF29s

was this really zoeey the tripfag

BRITANNIA

RULE

THE

WAVES

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hahahaha

>>78731797
why are they all blond if they're brits

>Why do the young reject capitalism?

probably because the system is horribly broken, its extremely hard to get on the property ladder

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pk_C2CCOVo

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>rock bottom credit rating?
>up to your working class eyeballs in pay-day loans?
>addicted to FOBTs?

what better time to finance a brand new audi

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how many pints can you lads handle before you feel properly drunk? I've had 6 and i feel alright

anyone else love the smell of their own sweaty balls?

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>>78731797
i went searching for union jack animes so now i have 20

https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
OFFICIAL /brit/ ANTHEM
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph

kero kero bonito

>>78731861
4-5

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>>78731848
have you seen my minsky model

I'm telling you lads, cuckoldry is the way of the future

>>78731850
this is more my speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYV3d9fSW8

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Sad mates edition

>>78731887
good post

>>78731861
tipsy at 4
drunk at 8
smashed at 10-12

>>78731861
2 pints of cider legitimately fucks me

massive lightweight and I drink like once every 3 months

>>78731861
2 or 3 usually

need to improve my instagram ratio

>>78731854
seems like a good deal

Fucking hate beer. Do people actually drink it and think
>Yeah, that tastes good
?

>>78731835
1066 mate, most brits have scandi blood

watching the anime with the canadian lad

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>>78731861
been drunk once, had 3 pints and felt drunk

>>78731861
>>78731892
>>78731922
>>78731924
manlets
>>78731932
underage

>>78731865
prefer the aroma of my slimy unwashed bellend

>>78731819
>looks black
>white skin
ah yes, the future of europeans

post kpop

gt a mate who gets absolutely fucked on 1 and a half tinnies of strongbow

>>78731913
>>78731892
>>78731922
>>78731924
>>78731969
bloody lightweights

>>78731986
absolute madman, can barely get through the 1st

>>78731932
are you a wino then

>>78731980
they're called pakis you fucking spastic

>>78731932
it's honestly mad how much people spend drinking
thankfully teetotalism is rising

>>78731932
no mate nobody has different opinions to you

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>>78731982
k

>>78731932
Try Leffe and you'll realise that beer isn't all just shitty lagers like Carlsberg

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>>78731861
all of them

>>78731932
drink cider then

>>78732013
you mean british

why drink when you can take benzos?

>>78731861
properly drunk? probably like 8 or 9 but im losing count by then
much prefer to have about 6 to get me semi-drunk

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cans of carling taste like literal piss but he's fucking nice on tap

simple as

Got a really nice gf, she's almost perfect but her face is like 5/10 at best
10/10 body and really great personality, love me more than the world

ghost or keep?

reminder that being a lightweight is literally superior in every single way

>better for your liver
>better for you wallet
>better for your waistline

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>>78732034
>Try Leffe

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post virgin/chad

>>78732075
>better for your imam

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We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”

>>78732021
Handsome prince

>>78732072
sounds like youre looking for an excuse, what happened lad

>>78732070
carlings shite mate get a grip

>>78732072
keep

would kill for that

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>>78732075
>Tfw relatively lightweight in terms of getting drunk easily, but not lightweight in terms of still being able to walk home without being sick or pissing myself after drinking the sort of person who drinks a mug of vodka under the table

>>78732115
nah mate not having it

>>78732104
it's like 70 years lmao settle down rorke

>>78731998
Don't understand the poison drinking competition meme. If you drink loads of alcohol and are not incapacitated, am I supposed to be impressed somehow that you're fucking your body up?

got me pint of vimto at hand
*takes a sip*
*flutters my eyelashes*

mhm ahhh, that's lovely

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>>78732091
mate i've got quite a few

what should i learn: russian or hindi

>>78732140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmKtc

hate the fash

>>78732104
We shall sit on our island for 4 years, starve millions of Indians to death and only protect our colonial holdings while letting the Red Army destroy 90% of German forces.

78732139
una vela .. axaxajajaja

despise vodka
love whisky
simple as

fucking pumped lads

won a 7 day all expense paid vacation to Hull

Why yes, i am a European federalist. ;)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/uk-economy-growth-q2-2017-half-eurozone-eu-europe-second-quarter-a7909706.html
LONG
TERM
ECONOMIC
PLAN

>>78732142
yeah you're a fag
jk i'm not sure about this masculinity contest

>>78732114
Nothing
She's perfect in a lot of ways but her face isn't something I really like looking at

>>78731982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI

how to get rid of mexicans

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>>78732166
meta

>>78732166
that's a thinker

Where can I watch the fight tomorrow, lads?

*gets a whiff of curry and poo*
reckon there's an indian about
*looks at >>78732176*
>starve millions of Indians to death
ah ye found him lads

covfefe

DUDE AIDS LMAO

>>78732176
We shall defend our island...

Whatever the cost may be.

>>78732258
On a tv

>>78732258
las vegas

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new Taylor Swift tune is decent

>>78732258
vue cinemas are showing it

you cunts really know how to absolutely run a funny joke into the ground don't you

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more chad memes 2bh

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this will never be surpassed.

>>78732284
good aids or bad aids

heard any good albums recently?

>>78732305
>atking lame shots at yeezy

lmao nice try beanpole

might start commissioning soon lads x

Chewing some nicotine gum lads

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>commieboos
>naziboos

>>78732258
come to wakefield and you'll be in it lad

Anyone who dabs IRL is a massive autismo maximus

>>78732346
a few, yeah

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CHAD LIFE

>>78731879
callum cronin

>>78732346
Christian Scott-diaspora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TpsgQMV5L0

>>78732346
london zoo

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>>78732376

>>78732386
imagine the sadcase that made this

business idea: rightypol

CALLING AMERICA (can't get a message through)
CALLING AMERICA (that's what she said to do)

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>>78732386
>has never seen a diet soda in it's best by date

>>78732305
Weird to think she used to be a country singer

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>>78732346

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>>78732421
the state of the /ck/ poster that formulated this collection of pixels

>>78732139
Ah yes, fellow 'Europeans'

>>78732392
no

does anyone have that willy vocaroo

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Slavery all weekend

>>78732449
what an advanced form of this meme, bravo

income /cum/ raid
estimates: an autistic alt-right yank, a psudeo-intellectual Canadian and a schizophrenic mexican

easiest way to loose weight is stress
might stress myself out by throwing ally money away and quitting my job. Maybe bump into a few crackheads in an alley

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me

want a yank friend

on going r/grime raid
seems to be 1 london nigger and 1 middle class surrey lad

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>to loose weight

>>78732506
umm sweetie stress has the opposite effect on some people x

>>78732490
am I an altright faggot if I voted for drumpf

Live ten mins walk from houses of parliament

Might go for a walk along the river and smoke a cigar

ouch!

>>78732517
either a burn victim or a moron

>>78732529
dunno who he is but i reckon that lad on the right could heem ANYONE in /brit/

business idea: get high on hydrocodone

>>78732517
whores dressing like whores
my dick is rock hard

want a yank boy friend

>>78732529
scouse hairline

>>78732363
commissioning what?

>>78732584
watch it

>>78732548
I'm not your sweetie you sexist

half a litre of vodka does nothing to me
not going past that cos I don't want to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ExwOAjLNw
new prim tech lads

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>tfw you're an irl chad

she wants a man from brum

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i wonder what sort of cunt i'd be if imageboards hadn't already taught me to completely devalue myself.
wish i could at least work up the courage to be a kleptomaniac. don't want to offer companionship? fine. offer me your phone then, cunt.

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No more Rich Piana

>>78732568
Lol. I GUARANTEE the angle of this story is that buzzfeed is annoyed they are "bros"-ie white men doing the censoring and not women and minorities.

POST IT

ah yes, cheshire
*scribbles notes down in my black book*

I miss Dormers

still crease every time i see that picture of dormers

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my city is spoiled for ales 2bh

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I smell sex and candy

>>78732620
kek is that dormers

>>78732587
haven't decided yet

>>78732636
fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Okt_YrKPdw

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>>78732618

>>78732671
*Notices your post*
*strokes chin*
*Flips open my notepad and begins jotting, resting my pen on my chin in thought halfway through*

hmmm... yes yes

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starting to really dislike my friend

churchil was a saudi arabia lover

>>78732305
are the white supremacists nerds putting her as their twitter avatar again

someone post the faces of /brit/ image

>>78732713
we were never really friends

>>78732644
i know right, i feel like shite due to my 4chan browsings, imagine if i had never seen this shitehole

>>78732705
if normies did this it would be seen as "epic bantz"

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without a doubt my personal favourite collection of pixels

you know when you buy a pack of spuds and some of them are a bit misshapen and have little bits of mud on them and if you squint it almost looks like an ugly human face

that's what callum cronin looks like

>>78732713
school friends turned into a right bunch of insufferable normaloids

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>>78732326
love a comfy gondola

babestation

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... Walk picture ...

>>78732748
you're being a bit rude

SMOKING KILLS

you know when you're an ugly virgin so you critique blurry images of others to try and take your mind off the constant suicidal thoughts and self hate

>>78732692
are you some sort of artiste?

cheshire is a seething rorkesheed bender that hates grime

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>you know when you're an ugly virgin so you critique blurry images of others to try and take your mind off the constant suicidal thoughts and self hate

>>78732745
>indian pizza
fuming

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Leftypol uezs

drinking an ice cold can of irn bru

>>78732783
nah

>>78732648
did the man lift the weight

>>78732788
I'LL be commissioning, not the other way

>>78732797
you're being a bit rude

remember gangnam style

>>78732748
fuck off

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gf is being passive aggressive again

>>78732814
4 SCOOPS GODAMMIT

>>78732828
don't mind being rude to rude people

Dumb pirate frogposter

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Sammy been popped?

>>78732850
bop her on the nose

>>78732864
what makes you any better than them?

is kingdom hearts good

Mad to think Normans with gfs post here. Mind boggling.

Fuckinh facebook disabled my account for no reason at all, wtf

No cp or racist posts, i had too few "friends" tho, like 24

>>78732797
perhaps the first 2 points can be forgiven in light of the last one

>>78732824
alright alright calm down... jeez

was outside Buckingham palace today when that bloke went at the policemen with a sword

feel like I've witnessed my first terrorist attack. how British.

absolutely love it at the gym when I'm running on the treadmill on someone starts running on the one next to me and they think they can outrun me and they don't dare stop before me AHAHAHAHA dinnae think so hun. Every single time my superior highly conditioned body prevails and I leave them looking like a right mong

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>>78732852
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>78732908
gotta have at least 400 under zucky's new terms, sorry nerd

Do you drive?

All I ever did was tell everybody what a good kid Thailad was. And all he does is fucking hurt me.

>>78732887
didn't imply i had the moral high ground in that moment

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>>78732938
>going to the gym just to run on a treadmill

>>78732935
Did you see the man
Was he a paki?

>>78732949
I respect every single speed limit

>>78732908
>using kikebook or other normalfag shit
>any year

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New waifu is Anderson from the Dredd movie that came out a while back

>>78732935
how big was the sword?

>>78732949
I have a license but can't afford a car so no

Is it weird to go cinema alone, I'm dying to see Dunkirk

>>78732945
I dont see point of having people who wont speak to you, i like to keep my inner circle as friends and that's it

>>78732992
excellent post

>>78732949
My hands are a little dirty

Saw really fit girl in pub, kept smiling at me but was too autism to talk to her
hate myself

>>78731835
George Joestar isn't blonde.

>>78732949
yes thanks

>>78732955
and the cosmic ballet goes on

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>>78732949
i'm too scared to do it

>>78733009
nobody will notice you

>>78733017
Samuel?

>>78733008
get rekt alt left
one job

>>78732980
I need facebook because most people arrange shit through it

>>78732949
Rather not say

>>78732949
I do but I can't drive too far, it really stresses me out

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>>78732908
Zuck fucking LOATHES social autists like you

>>78732949
yes but my parents bought my car

>>78732949
Yeah, basically impossible not to here

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>>78733008

>>78733002
it was a machete

banger 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vykf4_A9owU

i find being negative very difficult

how do you do fellow britbongs

>>78733009
No. I eat out alone and everything.
Have no friends but don't want to sit in on my own all the time.

>>78733100
not interested mate

>>78733078
>tank top girl on the left
come to butthead

>>78732975
couldn't tell in the light

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>>78733078

>>78733110
cold out

>>78733016
Want a toothpick?

Preparing to leave this place forever.

Who the fuck goes to the gym to run on a fucking treadmill lol. You can literally just run OUTSIDE and it's better lmao

>>78733132
peng
love seeing breasts on the beach

so, you are the man, huh?
who takes 50 kilos, and make them disappear in one day

lads

is kingdom hearts good

>>78733150
outside there are dickhead cyclists

is the fat lad who is currently fasting here? x

Is it weird I'm only attracted to short really slim girls?

>>78733150
thats what theyre there for

>>78733212
Why the "x" you homogaybender

>>78733136
scottish weather

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How to approach and make conversations with people, not afraid to admit it that its for me

>>78732949
No, driving is for rural plebs

t. New Yorker

>>78733204
What? On the roads maybe.


>>78733248
Didn't answer my question

>>78733274
He doesn't drive, what a virgin lmao

>the virgin new yorker
>the chad southerner

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might abuse myself to kittens

Just wanked to big tit jav with stockings

>lefties are "terrified" (their own words) of a children's book featuring a frog that implies niqabs are oppressive

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>t. New Yorker

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I weight 125kg and have horrible stretch marks on my body

>>78733270
everything depends on context

>>78733319
don't feel like replying to irish flags anymore after reading this
last one

IRISH SUBHUMAN

>>78733319
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard
You ate all the pies

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>>78733297
>the chad southerner

>>78733257
post belly

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hey lads, remember me?

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>>78733338
What a hollow answer

>>78733307
Good lad
>>78733319
Average lad
>>78733353
VERY bad lad

just farted

any reddit approved youtubers

>>78733362
more chad than a new yorker, he probably gets more pussy than you ever will

>one of australia's longest serving PMs once held a beer drinking world record

what a country

>>78733409
stephen tries

>>78733422
yeah, his sister's

>>78733388
how can one man be so based

I once contemplated suicide, and woulda tried
But when I held that nine all I could see was my mama's eyes

PJW

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>>78733409
>any reddit approved youtubers

>>78733388

Think about you every night tony

>>78733461
>>78733461
>>78733461

>>78733442
>sister's pussy vs. no pussy
southern chad wins again, how will new york ever recover?

Stopped hating reddit me.

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>>78733469
the cat is judging you