why did the American cross the road?

To get choked on the other side.
Actually I had one not that long ago. I assumed they had been legalized for consumption by the Clapstani population

http://www.npr.org/2017/05/26/530257536/after-being-banned-kinder-eggs-are-coming-to-america

to fuk ur mum in the ass hole

>>78729326
>having to eat 20 chocolate eggs
yum

>>78729274
to end taxes

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>>78729326
>Actually I had one not that long ago

>>78729542
It was in some foreign foods market. Always very interesting stuff there

>>78729274
to put his shoes in the fridge?

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Why do Americans fear chocolate eggs?

>>78729615
The Vietnamese used them against us

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>>78729592
>foreign foods market
that's contraband

>>78729656
Theres probably some law that allows the typical clapistani to feign ignorance

>>78729707
so someone can bring all that without problem? 2bh the chocolate eggs ban is fucking retarded.

>>78729841
The fact I got them so easily leads me to believe it was a different type of kinder egg. Also yes, but burgers cannot be trusted with objects they might confuse as food. The burger is very easily confused

>>78729903
why kinder don't make egg without toys?

>>78729970
I dunno, maybe its their claim to fame. Also I thought they made chocolate bunnies

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>>78730034
you guys have it?

>>78730114
I have not seen this, but given our affinity for food, especially sweet food, we probably have it.