im white
>over 16
>listens to music
grow up
can i post here if im not /cum/?
>>78729132
yea
this would be fun
Cutting your finger nails: before or after you take a shower?
>>78729253
after.
oh well people cant wait for the bamb limit
>>78729253
during obv
>>78729116
WELL AS I WENT HOME ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
AS DRUNK AS DRUNK COULD BE
I SAW A COAT BEHIND THE DOOR
WHERE MY OLD COAT SHOULD BE
WELL I CALLED ME WIFE AND I SAID TO HER
"WILL YOU KINDLY TELL TO ME
WHO OWNS THAT COAT BEHIND THE DOOR
WHERE MY OLD COAT SHOULD BE?"
>hates me for doing a early thread
>proceeds in making one
hmmmm
>>78729294
here's mine
What is this, highschool?
>>78729341
>hating the red sox
alright lads i still haven't found any way of legally immigrating to the us, however the suggestion regarding signing up for an american college sounds appealing to me, how do i do that? how much money do i need in order to qualify? i am into IT, mostly web development and java programming
Asian food, county music, shitposting, car, my room, hangs out with nobody, quote: "niggers"
>>78729431
That'll cost you about $60,000 without scholarships
>>78729431
lol
how do we destroy california
>>78729392
>>78729514
>>78729431
just get a visa and stay over at my house. 'pretend' you've been kidnapped, create a new identity, live with me and my my roommate (forever)
>>78729502
It's all so tiresome
>>78729431
You'll need to marry someone for your papers.
:3
>>78729638
ahmed
How can I be Chad /int/?
>>78729659
the one and only
>>78729033
How many versions of this thing exist?
>>78729686
by acting like one
>>78729686
learn to dance
develop male dancer butt and calves
now women can't take their eyes off you
>>78729709
too many with too much autism involved
>>78729709
>Neo medieval
>>78729804
It sounds good ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj6ffHGDW5c
t. store front identifier
>>78729709
>leaf
>thinks sexuality isn't real
>looks like a dirty hippy
>wears cargo pants
>doesn't wear shoes
Day of the rake fucking when?
Rate my waifus
>>78729876
Be honest tho. Defining yourself based on where you put your genitals is pretty dumb.
>>78729890
asian/10
though I'd blow my load in iCarly's face even after the ENTIRE USC football team did it
>grandma just left me a nasty text after I let her stay here for a few weeks last month and single handedly moved all her furniture to her new apartment
I'm beyond caring at this point
>>78730041
what did she say?
ill just stick to europe then thanks lads
enjoy your mexicans
>>78730076
I forgot to call her back when she asked me to watch her dog in 2 weeks so she sent me some message saying how I don't do anything and calling her back would be too difficult for me
I've literally been busy doing shit for people non-stop this week too.
>>78730167
we're all michigan.
Ok, I'll let it go
>>78730167
Michigan power! Great Lakes nationalism now!
>>78730167
Only one of those is Michigan, anon.
>>78729890
>waifu(s)
>>78730167
>>78730293
Based
How many girls have you had sex with?
>>78730293
Why Virginia?
>>78730344
it's an utter shithole
>>78730333
kek
>>78730344
virginia is a horrible place.
>>78730344
hes an extra flag user who regularly loses arguments to a poster from virginia
he is bitter :DDD
>When John gives you a (You)
This wouldn't happen today
I can't believe half life 3 is dead. Half life has literally been the most important game of my life. It got me into gaming. I met most of my internet friends from HL2 mods
>>78730333
lol
>>78730333
all of htem
>>78730410
>half life 3
i hope you're just pretending to be a retard
>>78730399
Are you that poster?
>>78730410
wow no one cares nerd. grow up
>>78730462
yes and i constantly make him look like a bitch
The Mexicans are the reason why hl3 got cancelled
Wetbacks Shold be shot
>>78730553
Outback blooming onions are good
>>78730457
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>78730467
I care, and I'm a vastly more important person than you
>>78730167
desu
Really cute doctor woman had to ask if I was sexually active and also touched my peepee
I think I passed the exam
>>78730575
they were planning on making episode 3, not half life 3, reddit tier
>>78730621
stop using my template unless you're going to color michigan black
>>78730625
did you get her number
>>78730410
Honestly don't have a reason to live anymore desu
this took like 3 hours so i hope someone looks at it
>>78730650
Can you make one of Canada?
>>78730650
You talking to me?
I said, you talking to me?
Well there isn't anybody else here.
So you must be talking to me.
>>78730672
ok looked at it, how did you manage to use more than 5 minutes making this? just drag and drop onto photoshop from google
>>78730672
looked at it
>>78730674
All of Canada is exactly the same except for Quebec.
never played half life
>>78730715
t. never been to Canada
Italians are white. Mexicans aren't
>>78730732
most overrated game i ever played, it's alright but not groundbreaking
>>78730674
this work? You'll have to add stuff
If you don't have blue eyes, you aren't white. Green eyes are honorary whites tho.
>>78730653
Her office number was on the discharge sheet she gave me, probably wants to smash professionally
>tfw the white man is taking over Hawaii
How do we stop this?
>>78730757
Oh yeah, I guess I could've just googled it. Thanks, brah.
how do I get out of the matrix?
>>78730753
You're either 17 or played it for the first time 10 years after it came out to honestly think this
>>78730808
Pee in an electrical outlet
>>78730816
I'm 48 years old.
>>78730785
>has been decreasing since the 70s
what are you on about?
>>78730816
You're wrong bud
I played entirely when the orange box came out, because when I played it at release I got motion sickness.
or maybe not a friend of mine has just said that he could fix me a job in texas
what do you guys think
>>78730832
do you have a son
>>78730852
it went up recently
reconquista now!
>>78730865
many negros
>>78730832
reevaluated your life choices
>>78730853
sure you did
>>78730852
>Has been increasing since 2000
FOOL
ADS
lads
l
adsl
la
sdl
adlals
>>78730865
texas is about to disappear
>>78730924
>Brownsville
That should be Texas's new name
I've had sex with 47 women, don't ask me anything
>>78730924
that's my luck i guess
fuck me (not literally)
IDGAF
>>78730959
We could get married for papers actually.
>>78730976
>I hurt myself today
>>78730954
Brownsville is literally all brown
>>78730987
is gay marriage legal in your state?
>>78730976
at least you're white haha
>>78731022
It is. After you get accepted we'll get a divorce. It's a very popular scam in Miami or so they tell me.
Mom is drunk again
>>78731060
white trash/10
>>78730333
Lol
>>78731089
good for her I hope she's having a good time
>>78731097
how i'am i white trash? i'm just a norma dude, man calm down
im back
>>78731089
move out already
>>78731060
Put on some pants/10
>>78731060
you have to be black
im back
>>78731022
It's legal in every state
>>78731089
it's a Friday night.
>>78731106
Why do you dislike Alberta more than Saskatchewan?
>>78731125
I have no where else to go
>>78731125
that costs money
>>78731168
i'm not, grandpa was half italian
>>78731060
Privileged white cunt
>>78731207
Helo pisan
My friends called me chicken nbecause i dont watch anabelle 2
>/cum/ is too young to remember katrina
I hope you like dead niggers
>>78731265
It happened when I was 8
>>78731187
you can stay on my couch anon. how cute are you?
>>78731222
that's not even a new bmw
my piss poor dad has a bmw
>>78731286
Me
>>78731312
ugh sorry actually my couch is booked right now.
>>78731119
you wouldn't let a nigger live at your place why do you let him enter your head through listening trash nigger music?
>>78731181
seems like pooland is very backwards again then, sad!
>>78731248
fuck off spic
>>78731312
handsome new haircut bud
>>78731265
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc03poGNz0o
average /cum/ kid
>>78731328
>you wouldn't let a nigger live at your place why do you let him enter your head through listening trash nigger music?
show me a single polish rapper/singer who has better flow than pac and better rhyme than BIG, you won't, now fuck off back to /pol/ you're the definition of white trash
I think a BMWF couple with a kid just moved in a few houses down. This neighbourhood is going to shit
>>78731323
>>78731360
Well at least he didn't ban lolis
>show me a single polish rapper/singer who has better flow than pac and better rhyme than BIG, you won't, now fuck off back to /pol/ you're the definition of white trash
>>78731388
rap is degenerated and so are you
>>78731330
>>78731328
Your xenophobia is the reason why your shithole will remain a shithole, you poles racist as fuck and as soon as you move to western countries you whine about racism
>>78731406
that was probably just the bull. The husband's out back in the shed.
>>78731329
Thank you, I'm still ugly though
pls acknowledge my special snowflakeness
>>78731388
Eminem is polish Tbh
>>78731457
regardless of your tastes you are autistic for filling this out
>>78731457
acknowledged
>>78731462
>comparing eminem to BIG or pac
he's not, only like 15%
even prodigy shits over him anyway, all eminem does is whine about his mom and all those times his wife cucked him
>>78731444
*throws acid in your face*
>>78731444
Fuck niggers and fuck Pooland
in 15 minutes i will go to the bathroom, eat dinner, and then lay in bed until monday
https://youtu.be/C-n3AMxdgsY
no rugrats
>>78731523
hello
>tfw french descent but people in highschool told me I look swedish
>fucking faggots nicknamed me "swedish guy" because of my blonde hair, tall physique, and green eyes
>get irritated and tell them I'm not actually ethnically swedish
>"haha swedish guy, swedish guy, swedish guy!"
>boil with rage and distance myself from said faggots
I hate Sweden
SOMETIMES I HATE THAT YOU KNOW ME SO WELL SOME DAYS I WISH THAT I WASN'T MYSELF
having a single can of seltzer water for dinner
in 15 minutes i am going to do exactly the same thing i am doing right now
its the sinister sundown! everyone, prepare thineselves!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB25ZcTuXaM
>>78731578
not drinking?
>>78731514
2pac and Biggie aren't even as good as the Armenian guy in Dilated Peoples
I will not evacuate. This is my home, and I will fight to keep it my home. What is some wind and water? It is nothing compared to the blood that runs through my veins.
Fuck you, Harvey.
>>78731554
>>78731593
my higher power has removed the compulsion the drink from me
>>78731604
>2pac and Biggie aren't even as good as the Armenian guy in Dilated Peoples
what if we threatened the hurricane with lawsuit if it damaged texas
>>78731611
godspeed
>>78731646
unfunny faggot
>>78731646
but how do you take it to court?
>>78731646
even the hurricane wouldnt manage to lift your fatass
cut my hair for the first time in a month or two and shaved
feelin' pretty good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JPecqm1VZQ
>>78731426
OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
https://youtu.be/VeSyyu5JrLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gK_KeEIM
Best French rap ever, kys Fred Durst
holy fuck this is downright disgusting
i hate canada now
>>78729033
BACK DA FUCK UP
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHA
I took the decision of playing a videogame instead of posting in this thread.
Bye
>>78731749
Canada was a mistake
IM STANDING IN THE COLD AIR, TRYIN TO GET MY SELF TOGETHER, LOOKING LIKE EVERYBODY, KNOWING EVERYBODY LOST SOMEBODY
>>78731708
>Haven't had a haircut since I was 13
>mfw
>>78731738
>anime is for loser-
The meal
>calling kick ball "soccer baseball"
literally what
foothandegg
>>78731749
rake leaves
Zionism is bad
>>78731852
it's tradition. please respect it
>>78731554
don't post pictures of me without my permission you dumb smelly frog
Isn't it just beautiful
>>78731852
is called futbeis aka footbase
>>78731921
>>78731837
what is it?
my obese gamer roommate is talking about memes with his internet friends and the nogs upstairs ate making noise
i am leaving now three minutes early
>>78731921
good
>that kid that always kicked the ball over the fence
>that teacher that made you knock over cones to get someone out
>that time you found a used condom wrapper in the garbage can behind the backstop
good times
Rate
>>78731947
sweet and sour chicken with asian vegetable mix and couscous
>>78731921
>>78731996
you insinuating something about burgers?
>>78731993
I'm going to bite you fin
>>78732032
post a cuter video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Syd_BUbl5A
you cant
>>78732026
Yes.
>>78729033
Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjF1rmSV1dM
I don't know much about metal, some guy on fb said this was "pure. fucking. metal. I think I'm in love." Is this true?
>>78732050
what?
why is applying for jobs so hard
why can't they just hire me
>>78732132
because you have alcoholism
>>78732032
ahah wtf
>>78732129
the text says what the heck
>>78732113
You're supposed to draw yourself, genius.
>>78732113
El anglANO SaxANUS seniors
>>78732169
I have a thing for biting
dont mind me
>>78732128
babbis first metal band and crush
>>78731523
this
Why are slow lorises co cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w89bFK3PvBA
>>78732147
dont see what that has to do with anything
>tfw so comfy that you get an erection
>>78732245
because you're a slow mexican
>>78732132
you'll get one eventually. i believe in you
Stop posting Cats
>>78732179
Yes, I'm aware, but this was easier
>>78732189
What?
>>78731444
since when is the us at the very same level of being mentally ill as france and other "non-shithole" "western" countries you fucking sandnigger?
>>78732260
gay
>>78732307
Your a Anglo Saxon subhuman
the fugging madman
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1OyKAroWmkoGb?
https://youtu.be/xnZ7pry3SZs
>>78732197
Stop posting cats and start posting your feet NOW!!!!
>>78732276
im hungry /cum/
dubs decides which fast food chain gets to ruin my intestines tonight
>>78732382
poison
>>78732382
Taco bell
>>78732382
Tim Horton's
>>78732382
arbies
>>78732382
arbys
>>78730865
Texas is a pretty based state, be prepared to face idiots though. You need a car to get anywhere at all as public transporation is probably full of shitskins that will beat you up (this is all just from what I heard) and people use the term nigger like it's nothing in public
but if you have a car and you're white with decent english you'll probably like/love it
>>78732382
subway you fat fguck
>>78732442
who are the best finnish metal artists
>>78732422
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE9L3BDRWrk
Is he /our guy/?
>>78732422
nice
will return with proofs soon
>>78732128
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>78732488
godspeed anon
stop fighting over me. I ain't gonna be your gf
>>78732457
finnish metal scene is long gone and dead
good bands were
children of bodom
amorphis
before the dawn
stam1na
wintersun
>>78732486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn8avGozM80
pleb version of Joey
>Arbys
need big and strong American to conquer my cunt right now
My local Arby's closed
>>78732570
Alrighty
never had Arby's.
Haven't seen an Arby's in nearly a decade.
>>78732570
are you a girl(female)?
>>78732578
Good.
>>78732382
McDonald's
>>78732541
what went wrong
Why are monkeys such bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc
saw this earlier
grim
>>78732382
McDonald'ss
craving an arby's beef n chedda classicr now
>>78732541
What happened to WIntersun? I only passively listen to metal, but the Finns definitely made my favourites.
>>78732662
>monkey
Dummy
>>78732693
same desu
>Moolie replies to me as if he's my equal
wintersun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eJZGTedU6o
amorphis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI8hFPLas-k
before the dawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evtzwPLvv3s
stam1na
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bk7EjFDsIY
children of bodom
https://youtu.be/AOBpBOZD8gg?t=1030
>>78732650
well metal is no longer 'cool' and profitable, the old metal fans are getting too old
>>78732700
dont know did not listen to them much, but i think its the same as to almost every band lose of interest and lack of new interesting songs, i mean look at modern in flames
>2017
>yet not invaded by America
>yet your girlpussy isn't devastated by big black NATO soldier's cock
WHY DON'T U WANT TO INVADE US AS U PROMISED
REEEEEEEEE
>>78732700
new album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcj-lWz3oSs
>>78732746
(you) (you) (you)
formerly Chuck's
>>78732780
I dont get it
>>78732746
post tittays
>I listen to metal
>>78732751
Gross.
>>78732787
me neither...
>>78732796
Yeah. WATCHU GONNA DO 'BOUT IT, PANSY MAN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ_YZRvHeGI
>I listen to nog tunes and hate metal
>>78732796
>why yes i do love electric music the drops just make a spazz out BRAAAAAAAAAAAMHH BPRAAAAAAAAAAFTTT ah yes this is what good music is
RAC or NSMB?
for me its RAC, the best white power music
i want an slav gf
>I enjoy metal
>if you dont like metal, you must enjoy dubstep
>>78732872
nsmb made by virginians and an argie
This is the best soong ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exYtrok73jo
>>78732890
my puss is only reserved for big americock sorry
>>78732790
(.)(.)
https://youtu.be/MCj4URYQJw8
dont use gay proxy thread
>>78733034
>>78733034
>>78733034
>>78733034
real threada here
>>78730229
>his waifu is a smelly hobo slut
two new threads and neither are actually /cum/ hmm