/brit/

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kots

>>78729071
feliz navidad

saw this middle aged female comedian talking about how she's fat and her husband is shit in bed

was rolling around on the floor in hysterics

got a case of the 'tism

the unabomber literally did NOTHING wrong

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ゆず

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me browsing brit

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reminder that pashtuns are based and white

OI MISTAH PROIME MINISTA

...

ANNNDDAAAAY

Should i go to Hesburger

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poo

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woolies lads

>>78729115
had a gay brother

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anime

>>78729123
yeh they definitely look white

alri lads what's the good word

>>78729092
whats a hesburger

>>78729123
ahh yes, the Irish

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>>78729120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf4urgGANQ&app=desktop

aesthetic

>>78729125
>Japanese banter

>British banter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War

CHINESE MONKEYS

>>78729134
I have already drinkin botle of sparkling wine and 2 beers

Always makes me chuckle when people portray Christianity as somehow inherently British or western. 2000 years ago we had druids and tons of god's not some bender on a cross.

>>78729138
DELET THIS

my chinese profs have a deep set dislike of black people. it's funny to witness now that i've noticed it

mexicANO

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>>78729087

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BjFLqCIZCg

>>78729123
Those aren't natural ginger

THey dye it ginger, its some sort of tradition

>>78729188
they have a personal attachment to christianity and don't want to give it up

>>78729141
the unabummer haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11UWMsowL8I

>>78729103
mexicans are perpetually stuck in the 90s i swear

>>78729208
bender

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there should be more /cric/ in /brit/
it is a quintessentially british past-time

eet was an emergency call from the drainage commission

>>78729188
lucky jesus came along to save us then, innit?

So, Brexit going well?

>>78729161
wonder what the people who made this look like
>>78729188
probably like this guy

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>>78729208

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>>78729208
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

trannie poster calling someone else bender LOL

>>78729228
NINE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

cat got put down last year. miss him desu

>>78729222
did the man hit the ball with the bat?

>>78729237
1 . 0 8 €
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0
8
€

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>>78729251
THICC

ur all a bunch of cute people

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>>78729208
ah..

>>78729156
Hesburger (colloquially known in Finland as Hese and in Estonia as Hess) is a fast-food chain based in Turku, Finland. Today, it is the largest hamburger restaurant chain in Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, with a larger presence in these markets than U.S. rival McDonald's.

>>78729240
>wonder what the people who made this look like
probably like me

swole and sexy

>>78729277
wow who could have saw that coming lmao

>>78729251
cat... lay off the tuna...

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>>78729229
good post

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>>78729251
BIG KOT

>>78729156
its vile

hmm

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503689716720.webm

>>78729277
what happened to the Sterling? wasn't it supposed to grow in worth?

>>78729237
well remain campaigners thought we would have sunken into the sea by now so i'd say its going fine

Mate humiliated me in front of the group and I just sat there and smiled.

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>>78728677

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>probably like me

>swole and sexy

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Hessen mentioned

>>78729301
How does it feel to have joined terrorism, Finland?

>>78729330
>/gif/
fuck off

I want to stick my willy into a brit fanny.
how do I achieve this mission?

>>78729222
LOL

>>78729338
But you haven't left yet have you?
when will you actually leave so we can see what really happens?
Also, thanks for the companies.

>>78729365
drop the proxy or i will drop you

>>78729357
How do people like this fucking live with themselves? This is concentrated autism.

>>78729222
What are the rules?

>>78729240
Of course a yank has to fit my post into some specific box, there he goes putting it in as an alt right post because his atrophied little mind can't comprehend it otherwise. Very good.

>>78729330
the end of the clip had me on the edge of my seat. he pulled his penis out, but i just can't guess if he's going to put it back in again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYmuIwsnZ8

just had an aneurysm

>>78729401
score runs don't get out
or if you're bowling, get them out and try not to concede runs

>>78729301
Can one order in Hesburger in english?

hate corbynites, hate theresa may, love red toryism and pints, simple as

>>78729338
Well brexit campaigners said everything would be better yet our currency has completely tanked as a result so I'd say it's going shite

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what's wrong jorge

>>78729330
which celebrity is this??

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>there are kids ITT right now who don't know about the marlow saga

Literally stfu about brexit
It doesn't effect anybody
Nobody cares
It's literally nothing

>>78729414
are you a pagan, or are you an atheist LARPing as a viking?

>>78729237

massive decrease in immigration which is all i care about so yes.

is eastern europe worse than southern? I think yes

>>78729432
definitely the peak of the series i think

>>78729432
Tim has never been a funny gimmick

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>>78729432

>>78729426
You do understand that currency devaluation is good for some people and bad for others?

>>78729417
that went rather hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4StAFB4eqU

>>78729433
Sorry, I don't know much about the things that happen. The EU commisions will do it for us.

>>78729388
Just filter him.

He's a shit Thailad rip-off anyway and dumb af

>brexit happens
>earn in USD

it's a good time to be yankophile lads

Reckon Tim is the worst gimmick of /brit/

I automatically filter all the posts
Any that get through I just ignore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QerfOOlTA3U

>>78729433
this desu

>>78729451
Ah yes, thanks to you we get a lot more international students this year

>>78729500
only brainlets don't like the tim gimmick

>>78729450
I'm not a pagan, nor am I LARPING about anything, I'm simply pointing out how moronic the idea of Christianity somehow belonging here is. It's a poor argument to begin with, but worse still it doesn't even make any sense or follow through to the logical conclusion.

>>78729120
good post

>how could ANYONE except oxford health and DPD know my address?

>So it's Timothy James Byrne here in my rented flat in High Wycombe...

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>>78729359
French power

>>78729521

good for you i guess

i want somewhere for my great grandchildren to live.

>>78729519
creasing

might do a gay shag with a ladyboy tonight

>>78729569
wtf is this real?1

>>78729500
Agree. It's mainly pakis and sex offenders that peddle it though

>>78729423
Yes

>>78729557
hes retarded leave him alone knobhead

>>78729473
yeah is a bit of a shame you have little control one of the reasons we left I suppose

>>78729569
Very uplifting

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>>78729333
you're asking the wrong person, not a rorke

me

>>78729569
>/gif/
fuck off

>>78729251
massive

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Anyone seen the news lately?

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

>>78729567
where can they live?

My grandchildren will be able to live in 27 different countries without any visa or anything complicated

>>78729565
the fucking longbows are the wrong way round

Whats happening with Timmy?

Still think it's mad that not long ago the US dropped two nuclear bombs on Japan

Mental

how do I filter the tim posts?

>>78729632
who speaks pidgin?

>>78729633
Your grandchildren will be slaves of the caliph Inshallah.

>>78729593
Well, we can just veto afterwards on anything major that concerns our country directly.

>>78729622
this gimmick has expired.

get with the times, you dumb shitskin

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>>78729633

there might be a slight complication in 50 or so years, just a hunch.

>The Japanese

Disgusting insect creatures. Little better than ants in my estimation. Should have been exterminated if you ask me.

Leave Tim alone.
No need to make fun of him, he clearly has mental health problems and very lonely.

>>78729622
good post

good night human rights

>>78729679
do not respond to me you waste of space tardigrade

>>78729632
wtf this is actually real

>>78729632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfC-azNWorA
DE ONE WE DEM
DE READ WELL WELL
DE ONE WE DEM
DEM A BUSS MI HEAD

>>78729717
part and parcel m7

POST TOOT

Actually had plans to go out tonight for first time in a while but just couldn't be arsed

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>>78729635
Choccy Bear watching mom show

>>78729682
No, the amount of refugees is slowing down and we already sent around 25% back that didn't actually come from Syria.

Also we already have a new deal with some northern-african countries

>>78729674
hopefully it doesn't slow things down too much the EU has that problem some times

>>78729711
alri' theresa

>>78729717
dey gon set

something very weird with gay

they give off a creepy noncey vibe

don't trust any of them

Night in with the gf then?

pon mi cocky

>The absolute fucking state of Sterling
Ahhh ya can't put a price on freedom fellas

*toot*

>>78729759
Shut up swamp Deutschland.

wonder if sex is like in peep show

>>78729801
kittens?

>>78729780
haha... yeah.
Night in, with the gf...

>>78729759

huh, i'm sure that'll hold off.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/23/66m-migrants-waiting-cross-europe-africa-report/

enjoy this every year til death.

>>78729780
nah tomorrow

>>78729801
what's the best strip club in bratislava?

>>78729760
Doesn't matter the EU does it. If there isn't a deal it will be annoying for some traders but it's not like our Economy is going to depend on it.

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>>78729809
si

>>78729682
Ah yes the rorke fear peddling. These people are a different colour to you ohhh nooooo!!!!!!
You might get simpletons with that rubbish, not me. In 50 years I expect they'll be drinking tea and settling down for some EastEnders.

>>78729818
Embarrassing

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>>78729837

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>OY VEY MY INVESTMENTS ARE GOING DOWN THE DRAIN

>>78728738
faggots are all posting on /bant/

>>78729834
banging

>>78729813
Lol same

gentle reminder antifa are a confirmed false flag operation

>>78729815
>66m-migrants-waiting
And all of them who aren't refugees will just be sent back.

wish i'd gotten 4-aco-met instead of 4-aco-dmt

>gf has gone out for the night
>have to pick her up at 1

what do for 2.3hrs?

>>78729759
you poor fool
Syria was nothing. Climate refugees are coming. Not a matter of if but when.
Spoiler alert: it's soon

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>>78729837
siscoe soest

any phantom typers in tonight

POST IT

>>78729871
its funny that you believe this

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>>78729869

>>78729830
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>78729862
init

>>78729871

that'll definitely happen after risking their lives to get here

>>78729883
don't know what that means mate

Lost loads of weight and got a haircut now I get women looking at me all the time
Shallow bitches aye

>>78729837
woahhh....powerful

>>78729875
climate refugees aren't reconignsed by the UN

>>78729883
are you he?

>>78729883
ancient gimmick

>>78729818
Reckon there might be something in this whole gimmick of pretending to be Antifa to get laid, any man experienced in this in?

https://youtu.be/x5sIvkS_kps

>>78729856
really not happy how /eire/ have a /bant/ thread but not us

she has a boyfriend though

>>78729920
They will be soon

>>78729889
dont speak foreign mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUFggsxDo-U

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dropped

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pjw is kinda cute
bit old though now

The message is now out for the entire continent of Africa

Jump off the coast of Libya and the Europeans will save you. They'll take you in and give you a passport. Just get to Libya

This will not stop

>>78729873
whose dick is she sucking for 2 1/2 hours then

>>78729920
yet

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>dont speak foreign mate

>>78729920
it's a done deal

>>78729943
no point splitting the thread across 2 boards

*types phantomly*

>>78729856
>>78729943
what is the point of bant

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>It's all coming true

why doesn't he post it???????????

>>78729947
so?

holy shit u lads watching naked attraction

this munter keeps going on about hwo she doesn't want a cocky player so picks a cocky player
then she complains on daet about picking cocky player
then off camera she invites him to her hotel room and they fuck LOL

women, I swear

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*appears in the channel 4 programme you are watching*

>>78729955
but you're literally typing in english, a foreign language to ireland ???

>>78728677
HE'LL BAT
HE'LL BOWL
HE'LL HAVE YOU DAUGHTER SOLD
BROTHER MO, BROTHER MO

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anime

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ahh those were the days

love my barbers. its non-stop banter and laughs. its a proper locals barber too so everyone knows each other. they do a really good cut as well.

>>78730032
jog on abdul

>>78729971

especially with more wars on the way

>>78730047
nice haha

>>78730000
>splitting the thread across 2 boards
there are active british threads on over 10 boards
>>78730016
nothing, just to relieve some of the shitposters from /pol/

>>78729974
nah shes with her mates

>>78730026
haha I know
It's like they're attracted to dominant alpha males and not beta manlets
Weire

>>78729900
well, 10% will probably die on sea
60% will be sent back to africa without ever reaching land
15% will be sent back after the procedure in a EU country
5% will be sent back after failing to follow the correct procedure
8% will remain illegal for a very long time and go back
1,5% will remain illegal forever in a EU country
0,5% will be able to stay

>>78730030
Based actor. Like a discount Tim Roth but better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv36IZWLL84

>>78729971
>They'll take you in and give you a passport.

proofs???

>>78729955
antifa has been around since 1920s germany and italy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=javrU2r8_AU

Tired of living in Africa? Just get to the coast of Libya. The Europeans will take you in, free money, free passport

>>78730077
alri, whose dick are they sucking?

>>78730100
every area except europe, russia, argentina and new zealand will be uninhabitable

>>78730100
all of those rescued are given a passport and residence. stop spreading lies

>>78730026

Wow lad, it's almost as if women don't know what they want

Haven't had my dick sicked since last week
Absolutely dying over heeeah

>>78730105
ah yes they are definitely the same group

>>78730139
No, maybe in Britistan?

>>78730100
which are nonsense figures pulled out your arse

your entire country will make 2017 Rotterdam look Dutch in comparison to a couple generations away

>>78729928
Thought the same thing la, maybe join an antifa/lefty society at Uni if you have one, only feasible way tbqh

you are literally shit

The rorkes are losing the plot lads. Worried they're off their meds tonight.

>>78730067
yeah 10 different british topics, with the general-general being in /int/. what gap could /bant/ possibly fill that isn't already done in /brit/?

gabagool

where are the phantom typers of today?
when was the last time you seen a good emerging personality or gimmick? it's all boring politics shite

>>78730139
>all of those rescued are given a passport and residence
>stop spreading lies

howl

Ongoing rorke raid
Estimated 3-4 bitter youths

>>78729965
Good lad

>>78729928
There's nothing in it because those women are disgusting and hate men

Any anarcho-capitalist man in

really liking the dutch lads confidence. when he uses statistics you know he's not just making it up as he goes along and instead has done the necessary research. also it's nice that he never let's a conversation die and will always reply to you

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41004878


£289m of taypayers money for it

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gonna go shower and wash my bum lads haha

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FUCK A BITCH WHAT

there isn't a refugee crisis, there's a crisis of tens of millions of economic migrants, sub-saharan africans all rushing to Libya to flee to Europe

>>78730216
I remember cancerlad from a few months back

ongoing r/thedonald invasion
approximately 3-4 neet virgins, please approach with caution

>>78730233
Capitalism is simply the greatest system, if only there weren't jews, then we'd have capitalism without sex in media, political correctness, immigration, and women workers.

dumb frogposters

>>78730214
good post well done

>>78730239
see shit like this is why i stopped paying my license fee

>>78730231
The girl in that picture

>>78729818
Looks fit though

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Can we start Dixieposting now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDkQ4FeooLA

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>>78730258

>>78730239
>taypayers money
wrong

>>78730262
chesslad too
they've both either died or just permanently fucked off

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>>78730239

i-it's real?

>>78729966
PJW is handsome af

>>78730312
>>78730312
>>78730312
NEW MARCH ON!

>>78730312
>>78730312
>>78730312
NEW MARCH ON!

>>78730294
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture

>>78730214
uhmmm racist? :0

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Need a Jewish gf, lads...

dom joly

>>78730296
>b-but he was a dictator!!!!! HITLER

>>78730296
>good thing and it's puppets
>it's
dropped

>>78730307

right actually.

@ 78730322
shan't
won't
not physically able to

there's a mental lefty 19 year old where I work, proper into me. Been considering banging the shit out of her fartbox then telling her I'm a white supremacist

Based janny

>>78730343
its not a tax

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based

howling at the rorkes seething over the pidgin bbc

>>78730397
would be rude if you didnt

>>78730322
commie blown the fuck out

Thank you custodian. Hope he got a ban for that one

NEED to shag an Antifa lass

>>78730332
You NEED to kill yourself

>>78730415

As it is classified in law as a tax, evasion of license fees is a criminal offence.

https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld200506/ldselect/ldbbc/128/128i.pdf

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>>78730322

thank fuck janny is here to sort this shite out

>>78730448
>>78730448
>>78730448
>>78730448
>>78730448

Estimated 2-3 Brodies raiding

>>78730451
>>78730451
>>78730451
NEW MARCH ON!

>>78730451
>>78730451
>>78730451
NEW MARCH ON!

>>78730433
need to watch the scene again now

>>78730296
Propaganda rubbish

>>78730415
>In January 2006, the Office of National Statistics classified the licence fee as a tax for the first time.

>>78730468
>>78730468
>>78730468

>>78730322
Hahahah getting fucking rekt you pathetic aussie sack of shit

shall be staying here until bump limit

>>78730522
this