/brit/

/brit/ is cancer

>>78727420
>>78727459
piss off pakis

agree

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anime

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>>78727420
>>78727459
You better not be fucking Shia

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/901173898057834496

they're at it again lads

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anime

>posting in a paki thread
Really not sure about this turn of events. Might create a different new

>>78727454
So 2000+ years ago our ancestors were Christian? Are you impaired? Christianity didn't originate here and it's an alien religion, just one that happens to have taken root.

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cute american boyz

>>78727522
bet its those bloody hindus again

I have never touched a breast.

>>78727526
Good image, u-pho > k-on

https://youtu.be/okzmGI-Paj8

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used to make tons of twitch donations with my mums debit card ~4 years ago when i was on suicide watch and not allowed to leave the house

spent £800 total and was one of the top donors on Forsens stream at the time

at the time i felt very guilty but nowadays i dont really. my parents are wealthy enough that £800 is nothing, and it did make me happy and maybe even helped me not an hero. Im pretty sure my mum wouldnt mind paying £800 to keep me alive so it was a fair trade.

never told anyone - not even my therapist - so it feels good to confess here.

>>78727420
got called racist in there

>>78727522
Ah yes this 1 second piece of blurry footage of flashing blue lights proves it beyond doubt. Deport all Muslims at once

Nigger apes across the road have once again spilled onto the street and are desperate to make as much noise as possible

>>78727564
NOT true but i like the euphos too

>>78727522
damn welsh separatists

Never been to Greggs before

never seen a good post from a nordic flag in /brit (apart from iceland)

so many little niglets screaming at the top of their lungs

there is something wrong with these creatures. they aren't human, they aren't capable of introspection, all they do is breed like fucking rabbits and expect me to pay for it

>>78727580
ah yes because this is the first time muslims have EVER attacked europe isn't it

>>78727571
I had a 1000 euro phone bill 4 years ago.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41054254
>fat-shaming

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>>78727580
good post

rorkes out

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>>78727626
*attacks you*

No wonder these fucking things go on to stab and throw acid in people's face when they are out of control at the age of 5

why do niggers make such bad parents?

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>>78727507

>>78727598
Yorkshire men go to Cooplands

>>78727580
>>78727658
german fucking RUNT and leftypol blown the FUCK out
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41055985

>>78727669
they're just shit people.

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Imagine being a brown Muslim who considers himself just as "British" as a white person whose family ancestry is from here. Praying to Mecca 5 times a day, believing in a religion totally alien to these shores, having your mum wrapped in a fucking towel, marrying your cousin and not eating pork or drinking beer. You literally couldn't be any LESS British. The cognitive dissonance is astounding

lefties are mentally ill

Reckon dogs hate niggers because they can instinctively tell how fucking shifty niggers really are. Thoughts?

>>78727655
i thought it was bullshit too at first from the headline.

but when i actually read the article... idk. I think this time the SJWs are right tbqh.

>>78727710
none of them believe that or want to be that

>>78727690
everyone knows the BBC is racist, any fucking excuse to make foreigners out to be bad and they'll report on it.

white guy kills people? nothing. foreigner does? reports for days.

>>78727571
absolute runt life mate

what fucking entertainment did you even get out of that shite?

you lot are playing fast and loose with the rules when Janny's not prowling

>>78727710
GOOD post. Muzzies and wogs OUT

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>I think this time the SJWs are right tbqh.

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I play both sides in the Rorke vs. Rasheed debate. Chaos is a ladder.

>>78727742
and where do they mention the race of the attacker in that article?

>>78727742
maybe foreigners shouldn't be living in the UK then?

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>>78727742
you nearly had me for a second there

>>78727571
how the fuck did she not know?

FOB

>>78727601
danebro

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>>78727764
chaosh ish a laddah

Not a coincidence that things incapable of bias like animals and AI loathe niggers too, is it?

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>I play both sides in the Rorke vs. Rasheed debate

>>78727786
fuck that kike cunt

>>78727653
I had a 10 peso faxing bill 4000 years ago

>>78727764
>gets BTFO
>hurrr I was only pretending to be a dumb leftie

Nigger babies screaming and screaming on the streets. One of them is called jeremiah. Why the fuck are these things so inhuman. It astounds me. Hate them so much, never had a single problem with any white neighbours and niggers move in and already after a year they are forcing other whites to move out. They are fucking cancer

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NEED a trad wife

any of you lads seen sean

>>78727790
an harrenhall? I shupposh that's aff the tayble ash weel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suttG1NrCqU

just seen sean

>>78727808
peso wasnt around you idiot

>>78727834
disgusting coalburner

>>78727829
y-you bloody racist!

Niggers were meant to be good white people but got left in the oven a bit too long and now they're all burnt and diseased

>>78727829
Time for white flight

Why is there so much racism itt? Usually it isn't this bad. Rorkes bitter they're home alone?

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>>78727843
THATSH OFF THA TABLE ASH WELL

wanking to videos of sean cody

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any china man in?

>>78727829
once again, no blemishes in white people whatsoever

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>>78727890
Read the posts commie

>>78727890
Just a bit tired of the nigger family across the street from me ruining everyone's evening. These people genuinely have no manners or morals. They are fucking animals

>>78727892
ONLEE THA LADDAH IS RAYAL

THA CLAYAMB IS ALL THAR EES

Sometimes I go to 9gag when I get bored

>>78727890
>>78727926
hello nigger

hate racists, what with their little heads, tiny beady eyes, brusted teeth, scrawny necks, small penises,...

just hate them

spotted a blemish in a white person; I am now outlawed from criticising black people or noticing trends among different racial groups

just found out ex has slept with a black lad, her dad must be fuming he was a right racist

greggs is just an aldi for poor people

hate racists and anti racists equally

Why are british pakis such niggers? Pakis here whiter than them

>>78727983
mates ex was sleeping with a paki so he beat the shit out of him LOL

get a life
bin that muslim

>>78728004
its not

>>78727983
her ex was her dad

>>78728019
Rasheed

What is the comfiest town in England or Wales?

>>78728004
yeah mate makes sense
plastic is just metal for blind people

>>78728058
exeter

>>78728058
>england
southampton

>wales
swansea

>>78728046
Do group us pashtuns with you niggers

>>78727839
nah, did you lose him at the night club

>>78727983
shame really she can't express her rebelliousness in any other way than committing bestiality

>>78728058
yoker

n-word

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any scots here? i'm gonna beat you up

never seen female genitalia

>>78728040
>>78728077
i meant the aldi bakery wing. not aldi all together

so hypothetically if i were not to receive some mary jew anna in the post tomorrow how can i buy some more... locally?

>>78728090
pakhto darzi?

>>78728058
castleton

>>78728058
Crickhowell

>>78728125
saw a fanny for a few seconds a long time ago

paki girls are cute

>>78728058
Hereford

>>78728143
Ao, lak razi mata. Mor sara izdakai

Why are you on 4chan on Friday night? Tell me where it all went wrong /brit/

really dont get racism lads i mean i get how people can say the slurs ironically but genuine racism, nah.

>>78728131
ask a dealer for some and then they will bring it to you

>>78728198
KITTIES X333333

unironically heard some posh people saying 'yah yah'

started violently frothing at the mouth

>>78728128
shut up you spanner
aldi don't do pasties

KOOOOOOT

>>78728107
AM NO FAE YOKER

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>>78728090
Pashtuns are white

>>78728125
They feel good but they're ugly and smell weird

>>78728217
but i have no friends...

>>78728171
Paki girls and mexican girls look no different

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need a charli xcx gf

>>78728192
don't hate races, hate cultures

might drink drive to the maccies lool xx

>>78727422
paganists literally showing their ignorance of history

>>78728226
i meant lidl not aldi

got pulled over by the filth today on my bicycle for running a "red" that was actually amber.

pretended i didn't speak italian so the boys had to struggle in english. still pretended i didn't know what they were on about. they were just on a power trip and wanted to break my balls.

>>78728248
hang around an 'ethnic' area smoking cigarettes

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>>78728143
>>78728190

Feel like I'm in Luton

>p word
>N word
cmon lads we can do better than this

>>78728167
>>78728236
no joking, what's down there?

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Greatly desire to replenish and invigorate the white race with Aryan children.

>>78728296
ok thanks x

>>78728285
lidl don't do pasties either
gonna batter you

>>78728273
If you do you are literally a scumbag. Either get some sense go fuck yourself

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>really dont get racism lads i mean i get how people can say the slurs ironically but genuine racism, nah.

don't really get this mentality, my guess is you've lived a sheltered lifestyle in a wealthy white suburb and your only encounter with blacks is watching BBC dramas or that one black kid you met at uni.

paki girls look like gods

>>78728058
seale

>>78728233
I love moeen ali

>>78728294
fair play

>>78728311
they look literally identical to albino africans

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>he fell for the drinking alone meme

>>78728321
hahahahaha fuck off goody two shoes

lads, anyone got that casey affleck edit from manchester by the sea where he's got two guns to his head?

Would happily replace all lower class brits with Indians

good integrated lads

i want a cat lads

>>78728350
YOU NEED GLASSES ANON

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>>78728319
>lidl dont do pasties

critical poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13787513/

got a massive steak from aldi lads

realised i don't know how to cook it tho so i'll probably never use it and throw it away

>>78728382
Literally just buy one
They look after themselves

did you lads know cats have spined willies? The male ones anyway

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>>78728358
best meme

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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF YANKLAND
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5n8kzpbCs

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>>78728233
Lmao no
>no pink nipple

>>78728367
Tony

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>>78728350

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>>78728382
pick me

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Problem?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

Where is he free us from the tyranny of early news lads?

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>like I dont get how you can dislike black people. racism really? uhh

>>78728431
That's fucking burger not pink

>>78728004
Aldi is Aldi for poor people

>>78728408
that's not a pastie
silly fucking foreign twat

to be honest wouldnt mind replacing a bunch of people i've never met with a bunch of people i'll never meet

>>78728430
kek, based kyle

>>78728443
Unironically got a First from Oxford. She will quickly discover she's not as intelligent as she first thought and muddle through to an unremarkable 2:1

>>78728443
Congratulating Oxford? What the fuck is the logic behind that?

>>78728409
WHY DONT YOU JUST TRY AND TEST IT INSTEAD
easier than posting about it

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>>78728382
same

Finland is a Finn
Scotland is a Scot
Sweden is a Swede
Poland is a Pole
Britain is a Brit
American is a Yank
Pakistani is a oh wait you're not allowed to say that.

>>78728443
Would be a laff is she came to UK and got acid thrown in her face

>>78728319
>>78728408
In the UK Aldi and Lidl don't typically have in store bakeries, but they usually do in other yurop countries

>>78728467
May I cum 2 uk

>>78728443
>Philosophy, Politics and Economics
what a waste

>>78728497
The correct comparison would be Pakistan is a Pakistani

>>78728309
A couple holes, some lips and a wee willy

>>78728413
>take steak out of packet
>cover both sides in rock salt and some cracked black pepper
>put some oil in a frying pan and put on med/high heat
>put in steak and cook until its done to your preference

it's not hard mate, I also like to put some white onion and mushrooms in with it

>>78728535
sorry but we are full

>>78728535
Yeah sure hun x

>>78728497
>inb4 historical racist contextual pejorative

yes i know, it was just a joke. a /brit/y joke.

anyone
got that edit
of Casey Affleck
from
Manchester by the Sea
where he's got
two guns to his head?

>>78728271
dirty slag

Sam Hyde has done some good stuff

>>78728609
he's a funny guy

>>78728610
BACK IN CONTROL

>>78728610
I'm moving to Argentina as a software developer

>>78728540
I dont even whats so offensive about calling pakistani a paki

>/brit/ rules

If there is a new thread on the catalog, make another one anyway

>>78728687
shut up you fucking skin cancer twat

>>78728609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os5GTxiETGc

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>>78728642
GET THE ISLANDS BACK

>>78728663
Literally self hatred
Stop falling for the internalised racism xxx

>>78728609
only dumb /pol/tards think he's funny

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>>78728642
>>78728645

>>78728701
alri janny

NAZI SCUMBAG

>/eire/ scrubbed from 4chan

absolutely based hope those neckbeard weebs all killed themselves

>>78728728
don't say another fucking word

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experiencing hacks on my /brit/

>>78728663
used as a blanket term during 70's by nationalists to marginalise and demonise any brown skinned immigrant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs

best sam skit

>>78728715
This. Literally just
>EDGY HAHAH XD

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WHILE PIRATES ARE ALL LOSERS, INDIA IS DOING SPACE EXPLORATIONS

marginalised and demonised a paki by paying for his free housing, healthcare and his children's schooling

>>78728711
white lefties hate themselves more than anyone else

>>78728775
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
MOON

20ml Night Nurse STRAIGHT down the gullet

See you on the astral plane lads

funniest joke ever told:

GARLIC BREAD

reddit-tier joke

/brit/ means /brit/

>>78728811
GARLIC?

AND BREAD?

need more pakis and niggers to hate themselves and reject their parent's barbaric cultural roots

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4GMb9A9hSE
for you alt-righters

>>78728811
GARLIC BREAD?!

>>78728811
its the future lad

I laugh at mainstream TV comedian's jokes

Not funny

Wait, what the FUCK?! Since when did Princess Diana die?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thyJOnasHVE
was it kino?

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let me be blunt, is there a rasheed crisis in /brit/ today?

AHH NO the trannie poster likes the coal burner of sinead mccarthy

>>78728853
since the globalists killed her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpx4ODP35VQ

mad world

>>78728775
Maybe they should focus on their bog infrastructure first

LADS
LADS
LADS

https://twitter.com/_dmacg/status/901115367719931907

>>78728855
singing bohemian rhapsody is part of british culture

>>78728893
runt culture*

>>78728867
Well that depends on what you mean by crisis...

saw this black comedian telling jokes about being black

it was SO hilarious

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>>78728868
Evening Jorge

>>78728811
CHEESE
CAKE?

of course the ameritard scum is mad with based indians

>>78728899
racist c*nt

can someone please give me a pat on the head for not smoking for 2 days
I only did it for the props

saw this woman comedian telling jokes about being a woman

it was SO hilarious

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>>78728811
HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR STEW

konijnendans

>>78728908
Saw this one where this female comedian was talking about getting her period

Was literally SCREAMING with laughter

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>>78728947

post trains

the mexicANO doesn't contribute to the (You) economy and should deported to /cum/

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>British nuclear submarine

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>>78728888
cor

look at that negative canthal tilt

post willys

saw this black woman comedian telling jokes about being a black woman

it was SO hilarious

alan titchmarsh

loved that amy schumer joke where she sharted and her sharts went up her vagina

>>78728908
white people be like *pouts*
black people be like *scowls*

just pulled a minuscule piece of turd stuck to me bumbum hair and smelled it xx

>>78728947
VERY good job, proud of ya son

are people snobby about queen in this general because I still think they;re really good

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>>78728981

saw this russell brand stand up on channel 4 where he was talking about different ways to give oral sex to a woman

literally fell off my chair laughing it was THAT hilarious

>>78728962
>>>/n/1100632

IRISH FAGGOT hahahahaah

>>78729017
they're shite

Why aren't you out with the lads?

>>78729027
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>78729037
need to get lads

>>78729015
>>78728961
thank you
I will be having a cigarette to celebrate

>>78729041
alright

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Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop, to 'fix' Emmett
you lads want anything?

>>78729017
very overproduced and all their songs sound the same

the unabomber did literally nothing wrong

>>78728677
>>78728677
>>78728677


new


>>78728677
>>78728677
>>78728677

>>78729037
just got home from toil

>>78729050
hope it's a rollie

>>78729037
don't have any friends

>>78729037
going out with them tomorrow night 2bh

>>78729037
all my lads live at least 80 miles away
sad state of affairs

Should i go to Hesburger?

>>78729060
really starting to piss me off m8

>>78728947
*offers you a cigerrette*
good job m8

>>78729037
Still toiling
Pints promptly at 5