You need to have all these qualities to be considered white

>>78725927
fuck wh*tes

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>173cm
>no beard
i fit all the other criterias though

>>78725927
>Pale skin
√
>Blue or Green eyes
.............
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
LIGHT BROWN MASTER RACE √
>Be at least 180cm tall
177 COUNTS FUCK YOU
>Pink nipples
√
>Blonde, brown or red beard
............
>lactose tolerant
..............
>Non black body hair
................
>Not a slav
√

I'm missing four of these, can I still be wh*te?

>>78725927
I'm afraid redheads are not even human, let alone white, anon.
t. redhead

>>78725993
>>78726067
You have to have ALL these qualities to be white my friends

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>>78726156

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>>78725927
x to all, except
>Non black body hair

feelsbadman

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>>78725927
>Pale skin
naturally it is pale, even though I work out in the sun, so check
>Blue or Green eyes
check
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
check
>Be at least 180cm tall
check
>Pink nipples
check
>Blonde, brown or red beard
check
>lactose tolerant
check
>Non black body hair
check
>Not a slav
check

>>78726219
Same. I wonder where mine comes from

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>Pale skin
Yes
>Blue or Green eyes
Yea
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Yes
>Be at least 180cm tall
Yes
>Pink nipples
Yes?
>Blonde, brown or red beard
Yes
>lactose tolerant
Yes
>Non black body hair
Yes
>Not a slav
YES

>>78725927
>Pale skin
Check
>Blue or Green eyes
Hazel but closer to green, still not gonna check that one
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Check
>Be at least 180cm tall
Check
>Pink nipples
Check
>Blonde, brown or red beard
No check
>lactose tolerant
Check
>Non black body hair
Check
>Not a slav
No check

Feels good not to be wh*Te

>Blue or Green eyes
check
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
check
>Be at least 180cm tall
check
>Pink nipples
check
>Blonde, brown or red beard
check
>lactose tolerant
check
>Non black body hair
check
>Pale skin
>Not a slav
fuck

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got it all covered

>>78725927
You forgot
>pink asshole

>>78726227
If you can tan, you aren't white

yessir

>>78725927
>tfw only 165cm tall

>>78730143
are you a leprechaun

>>78730143
Saaaame

>Pale skin
yep
>Blue or Green eyes
blue
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
red
>Be at least 180cm tall
nope
>Pink nipples
yep
>Blonde, brown or red beard
could if i wanted to
>lactose tolerant
nope
>Non black body hair
yep
>Not a slav
thank god

oh well

>>78725927
No

>>78730172
the worst part is that I am the tallest of 8 children

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>>78725927
Yes, yes I am.
Beard is currently growing, it's blond/red for some reason.

>Be at least 180cm tall
>Blonde, brown or red beard
>lactose tolerant
>Not a slav
I'm not wh*Te thankfully

shieeeeeeeet

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>>78725927
I may have all those qualities but i'm not white

>>78730017
that's not what OP said

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Feels good man

>>78726219
Literally the same, it's the only italian trait I got from my parents

>>78725927
Why don't you list the characteristics of women? Do you think there are no girls here?

>Pale skin
yus
>Blue or Green eyes
gren
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
light brown
>Be at least 180cm tall
195
>Pink nipples
yus
>Blonde, brown or red beard
brown
>lactose tolerant
yus
>Non black body hair
black chest hair
>Not a slav
yes

>pale skin
>brown eyes
>red hair
>under 180cm
>pink nipples
>red beard
>lactose tolerant
>red body hair except for black eyebrows
>1/8 russian

Am I white?

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>tfw met all the criteria except I'm 177cm
d-do I have to live with the brown heathens?

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>>78725927
>Pale skin
Yes
>Blue or Green eyes
Green
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Light brown now
>Be at least 180cm tall
191 cm
>Pink nipples
yep
>Blonde, brown or red beard
reddish brown, some blonde hairs too
>lactose tolerant
yes
>Non black body hair
most body hair is black
>Not a slav
have a small % of ukraine and polen DNA

I guess I'm just a fucking nigger

>>78725927
Yes

>Pale skin
>Blue or Green eyes
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
>Be at least 180cm tall
>Pink nipples
>Blonde, brown or red beard
>lactose tolerant
>Non black body hair
>Not a slav

I'm all of these except hazel eyes.

>>78732768
tell me if im white already you fags

>>78733068
no you are not dumb mongol

>>78725927
>>Pale skin
Check
>>Blue or Green eyes
Blue
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Light brown
>>Be at least 180cm tall
186
>>Pink nipples
Check
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
Brown/red
>>lactose tolerant
Check
>>Non black body hair
Black chest hair the rest is blonde
>>Not a slav
Check
>>So /int/, are you white?
I'm pretty aryan if i do say so myself

>>78733089
>speaks about finns like a foreigner would
get out

The eyes got me

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Am i white?

>>78733162
dumb mongol

>>78733373
no u

>>78732278
Same characteristics
White women have a thick white beard difficult to see

>>78725927
>Pale skin
yes, except my arms and legs during the summer
>Blue or Green eyes
green/brown (hazel)
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
dark brown/black
>Be at least 180cm tall
176cm
>Pink nipples
yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
I shave, though when I don't it's dark brown/black
>lactose tolerant
yes
>Non black body hair
dark brown/black
>Not a slav
caucasian

So tell me /int/, am I white?

>>78726139
us redheads are the master race, we transcend beyond being merely human

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>>78725927

>Pale skin
check
>Blue or Green eyes
check
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Brown hair so... No
>Be at least 180cm tall
169 cm...I want to kill myself
>Pink nipples
Check
>Blonde, brown or red beard
blonde & brown beard. Check
>lactose tolerant
Check
>Non black body hair
Check
>Not a slav
Check

>>78730143

Mah brother...

>Pale skin
yes
>Blue or Green eyes
no
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
no
>Be at least 180cm tall
no
>Pink nipples
yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
no
>lactose tolerant
yes
>Non black body hair
no
>Not a slav
yes

thank god i'm spanish, not wh*te

>>78725927
All of that

>>78725927
Ah yes these arbitrary criteria make sense

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this girl is whiter than your average eastern and southern european

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>>78725927
>Pale skin
check
>Blue or Green eyes
check
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
check
>Be at least 180cm tall
check
>Pink nipples
check
>Blonde, brown or red beard
check (dark brown)
>lactose tolerant
check
>Non black body hair
check (dark brown)
>Not a slav
~semi slav (?)

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>>78725927
>>Pale skin
yes
>>Blue or Green eyes
blue
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
dark blonde
>>Be at least 180cm tall
178cm
>>Pink nipples
yes
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
brown but i stay clean shaven
>>lactose tolerant
yes
>>Non black body hair
yes
>>Not a slav
yes

close

>>78737629
I thought you guys took pride in not being white?

>>78737471
Delusional

>>78725927
>Pale skin
no
>Blue or Green eyes
yes
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
no
>Be at least 180cm tall
yes
>Pink nipples
yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
no
>lactose tolerant
yes
>Non black body hair
no
>Not a slav
yes

>>78737768
I'm not a j*w

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>>78737811
Muslim?

>>78725927
Top kek, I fit virtually none of this, but I'm still considered white. Have fun with your pointless criteria

>>78725927
>Be at least 180cm tall
Soooo close fuck!!!

>>78737827
no

>>78737931
Russian immigrant

>>78737931
druze?

>>78737955
>russian
no
>immigrant
yes, leaving soon

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>>78725927
I'm of italian, german, polish and dutch heritage. Am I cute

>>78725927
>implying I want to be associated with the cuckiest race on the planet

>>78738018
Do you have any Jewish ancestry?

>>78738142
1/8 ashkenazi