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sophie

anime

just got raped by a slag ama

recon i haev strong claim on whitest poster in /brit/ not that i'm bragging or anything i'm just really fucking pasty and pale

fourth

plymouth is actually an alright place

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbKns25X96A

Do you tip the pizza deliver person?

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was joking with the mum about yuppies and then she joked about the being called Tarquin

hehe

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>when people say white people have no culture

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> I am black

>>78723107
It's okay Brit, we can go listen to Blur and XTC albums together.

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>96+ hours (4 days)
>0 calories
i can do this!!!

>>78723168
>romans
literally the most disgusting human beings on our planet

>>78723191
dark hands typed this post

pork and fennel is a well good combination.

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>>78723203

>>78723205
thort porco dio was veneziano

Kero kero bonito

Dio cano

>>78723203
for what purpose

>>78723107
HAHAHA NORMIE

>>78723242
desu his accent is clearly roman or from Lazio in general, same same

really, never go to Rome, don't support roman shops, avoid Romans at all costs. They will actively do anything they can to ruin your day and possibly your life

>>78723267
Ancient meme

>>78723270
trying to put on weight

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FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>78723285
always forget other countries have different accents

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>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eN0CIyF2ok

>>78723285
i cant tell the accents apart unless its very obviously dialect

>fascist
>fas cis t
>cis
hmm

ladhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP_thHzKcIA

>>78723294
reported this post to GCHQ for inciting racial hatred.

>>78723314
>When you find a puddle in Walmart without a sign

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501302597970.webm

are there any moral reasons to not work for the intelligencr services?

>>78723354
literal virus do not click

>>78723360
lesbica

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Reminder

>>78723314
honestly cannot stand looking at the kike witch
her face is fucking repulsive

still waiting for spiders to realise they can catch a lot of insects if they stay near lamps

>>78723314
hate these kikes

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>>78723270
lose some weight (i know a big part is water weight, but every 3 days i should lose 1 true kg of fat anyway)

>>78723386
>>78723391
idiots

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anime!

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/09/student-19-stabbed-to-death-over-a-dirty-look-6840607/

>A student was murdered by three men outside his university halls over a ‘dirty look’. Djojo Nsaka, 19, and two of his friends were returning to their halls at Middlesex University in Wembley, north London, when they were attacked in the early hours of the morning.

>Mr Nsaka tried to calm the situation but was stabbed in the chest and collapsed in a pool of blood as his friends ran off.

>The driver, Tas, shouted out: ‘Wat gwan senpai! Humble who, humble whom, what you saying?’

>He punched Mr Bonda in the face and Kawa produced a large knife from the waistband of his trousers and tried to stab him with it, the court heard.

>Mr Bonda saw a third man, matching the description of Davies, also produce a knife.
The victim shouted out to them to stop what they were doing, saying ‘allow it’, but Kawa continued saying ‘humble who, wha gwan?’

remember having an argument with a leftymonger who once tried to tell me white people in london are more culturally similar to black people in london than whites in the north of the country lol

>>78723404
Me on the bottom

>>78723375
yeah, apart from the whole referendum thing

>>78723404
literal benders do not click

>>78723404
bit gay this

Eating smoked salmon lads

>>78723316
>they sound like fags
northern italians

>they shout and sound like savages
romans

>they shout and sound like monkeys who slur every single word they utter
southern italians

desu british accents are much more fun

>>78723314
she is so fucking shit.

>>78723403
fuck off kike

>>78723427
upper class briths accent is unironically the best accent in the world

>>78723441
flagged this post to the attention of the relevant authorities

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bought a Yuri! On Ice! poster

too embarassed to put it on my wall though

>>78723464
Nonce

A wild nigger steps out of the darkness and produces a hunting knife. His next words are

>"Humble who, humble whom, what you saying?"

What the FUCK do you do?

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>upper class briths accent is unironically the best accent in the world

>>78723445
wrong

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>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

the absolute STATE of Britain

>>78723392
So you are literally not eating anything? Losing 1kg every 3 days does not sound healthy at all

>>78723464
pics

buying tren tickets

>>78723314
stupid fucking kikes

>>78723403
don't mind looking at ethan that much but her face and nose are something else
you can see the evil in her eyes

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>>78723404
hey you stole this from me and gave it a similar filename!

ATTN: LADS
I AM EATING SMOKED SALMON

Can't wait to see that disgusting mick bastard get BLACKED

*smacks lips*
wha gwan white boy humble humble gimme dat phone

>>78723464
yaoi on ice more like

>>78723392
You're not weighing yourself properly

>>78723479
tell him to allow it

>>78723445
I really love girls with a cockney accent don't know why, I get rock hard within seconds

is the man going to hit the other man?

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>>78723486
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

state of this country

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>>78723486
http://www.pidginbible.org

This is funnier t.b.h.

>Mark 12:17An he tell um, “Kay den. Give um to Cesar, wat his, an give to God, wat his!” Wen dey hear dat, wen blow dea minds.

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anime

don't mind animeposters
don't mind chinkposters
don't mind rorke
don't mind leftypol

but HATE benders

Eating smoked salmon lads oi oi

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>>78723489
its in a sealed tube
but its this image

>>78723474
all the cute characters are like 25+

gained 6 lbs then lost 8 lbs this week no idea what happened

>>78723314
who is this and why should i care?

>>78723392
not gonna work and you'll put it back on afterwards

>>78723487
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/
>A 27-year-old male patient fasted under supervision for 382 days and has subsequently maintained his normal weight.
the only things i am 'eating' are electrolytes pills (sodium, potassium, calcium, magnesium, chloride) + a multivit (for those vits solluble in water)

>>78723203
Umm you're going to die if you don't eat sweaty

>>78723574
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-41043209

>>78723588
not true

>>78723573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2sWv9XtTA

>>78723559
rasheed

>>78723541
working class accents are dire mate instant turn off on a girl

Any one miss sucking their dad's dick when they were 10 and that intense feeling of warm spunk sliding down your throat?

Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet
2
BBC don launch Pidgin service
3
E be like say Angola president don set
4
No monitor social media, Nigerians tell military
5
5 Ways You Fit Get President Trump to Sack you
6
People wey dey enter UK don reduce
7
Why Ghana dey launch satellite for space
8
BBC Pidgin don land for Africa
9
UK wan study foreign students
10
Nigeria: How Rats chase President Buhari from office

>>78723559
leftypol are the same posters spamming the bender stuff

...leftists controlling what I think...

>>78723578
How is it so far? You must be feeling incredibly tired and all-around shitty

>>78723617
pleb
unironically find scouser girls incredibly hot

>>78723621
So it's basically the same as when people from Glasgow write like they speak?

>>78723578
thats just one person.

>>78723577
>not gonna work
absolutely not true, you need a certain minimum of calories for your body to function, and about ~2500 is what's needed for me
1 kg of fat is about 7500 calories
>and you'll put it back on afterwards
that's true, easy to put on weight afterwards if you eat above maintenance

>>78723628
globalists*

>>78723622
bullshit
i love white aryan dick and hate faggy commies

>>78723573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-DUG9Vl_io

>>78723611
going now bye

just walked in from work racking up some fat montanas of the old 'caine right now. just ate a curry. chances of hurling when i start to come up : 8/10

>>78723622
what they're doing is offensive to muslims so i think they should stop.

>>78723644
it is you who is the pleb, people are attracted to their own

>>78723617
maybe I like them because I'm not British

love benders
love pints
hate leftypol

Simple as

>>78722751
they're autists who play chess too much. of course they're better than you

...leftypol raiding my board and messing me about...

>>78723621
good to see bbc are creating job opportunities for black and minority ethnic (bame) groups

Rorke here in my rented thread in 4chan's /int/

Janny's got the swiper

leftypol are hacking me AGAIN, cowardly hacks on my PC because they're not as bright as me

can someone from /cum/ get me a green card ASAP, i need to leave this general and never return, I am SICK of leftypol messing me about

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love chinese mens' bodies and faces

but their dicks always look weird. Not small, but sort of misproportioned.
Hmm.

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How much you putting on the fight?

cheeky tenner on the potato for me.

>>78723617
idiot twat moron

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Tie reis vas kuut

>>78723690
almost certainly

>>78723641
first two days were hard, but i've done fasting before for 5 days at the most i think
at the end of 48 hours i was really euphoric
then okay for the rest of the rest of 48
i do feel a bit more tired than usual but what's bothering me most is being bored - you have no idea how boring it is not to eat for days

PHWOAR

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4823298/UK-weather-Warming-big-weekend.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4823298/UK-weather-Warming-big-weekend.html

>>78723724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjt-AeJkzf0

kekkonen?

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>>78723201
>XTC

>>78723675
what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTXxhLiuvAw

>>78723712
>Rorke here
stopped reading

reminder to support LGBT and feminist islamic movements
make them fight amongst themselves and make the social conservatives show their true colours

>>78723724
Vittu Saatana Perkele :DDDDDDDD

>>78723360
We can show this

>>78723758
true. also support black separatist movements

>>78723530
umm why? i weight myself at the same time every day
tomorrow i expect the loss to be in the .2-.4kg as the beginning of a fast (or any calorie deficient diet really) you just lose 'water weight'

same race couples need to be fucking banned on TV I honestly can't believe they are still getting away with it

>>78723742
are all british women that thick?

>>78723747
state of yank cats

hi lads this is an excerpt from my book, please give opinions
"Sarah, we cannot go on like this. Your husband knows about the Feeding and he won't try to stop it. Billy is hungry and his stomach needs to be filled" Edward said
Sarah replied "I don't care what you say he is anorexic and cannot go on like this"
Edward stormed out of the room and entered his car, where he put the key in the ignition and started the radio. BBC 1 was on so he left it on

>>78723746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Sx4GJWtUQ

very underappreciated band

>>78723758
>>78723782
smart

just ate 2 whole pizzas

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

why do chinks make such good music lads?

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gf's been in the bath a while, brb going to check on her

>>78723829
shit

>>78723833
He has a future in British steel

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>>78723747
utter behemoth

>>78723799
what jews?

they get away with what they want

>>78723855
too soon

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>hes staying in on a friday night

>>78723833
sounds very indian

how do you talk a girl into fingering her bumhole?

>the australian teenager is here

Hate being enlightened, honestly wish I lived in a democracy with the wool over my eyes and being told what to think

would make my life MUCH simpler

>>78723833
Happy Mondays are very underappreciated as well

>>78723882
who are you quoting?

>the junkie nonce is here

>>78723859
ok but what criticisms

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>There could be people in this thread who don't remember watching the death of Princess Diana on television

>>78723833
Shame really because they're actually also the best band

>>78723882
only because i partied so hard yesterday im exhausted now

thats like extranormie

I am here

>>78723943
jog on granddad

>>78723902
no communist party, no new china

simple as really

>>78723962
go to sleep chang

i'm upsetting the teenagers

just made plum jam

Hate not living in China, honestly wish I lived in the greatest democracy with a pure Chinese wife and being free to work 20h a day for the greater good of the most wonderful country.

would make life MUCH simpler

Love pickle rick
Simple as

>>78723943
*pulls your false teeth out*

>>78723943
You mean her funeral right anon?

Right?

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sneeeeeeeeed

>>78723943
literally wasn't born

>>78724008
alright kiddo

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>>78723991
VERY good post, your loyalty to the party has been noted

>>78723943
I was in florida
it was big news on american TV

remember watching raul moat shoot himself on sky news

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Is he going to defeat drumpf?

>>78723354
love this video

hello could people give me opinions on my novel excerpt?

any brown girls in?

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ANIME
N
I
M
E

>>78724049
alri

AH YES

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4823030/York-Races-revellers-flash-legs-flirty-frocks.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4823030/York-Races-revellers-flash-legs-flirty-frocks.html

>>78724004
Well I meant the subsequent media frenzy. But that as well. Although to be fair I remember the miners strike being on telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPTz4VAOMA

>>78724044
its rubbish give up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ibYAyxScM

Remember watching the moon landing live

i dont even remember the 7/7 bombings, only found out about them like 4 years later

which is weird cause i lived in london and was 8/9 at the time
i think my parents might have just kept it from me

>>78724078
but why specifically?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTop_vVC_E

china?

>diana

did woman die in car crash? wowwww

literally don't give a shit about diana

wow did the thing happen that you remember?

>>78724037
he will
FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK KKK
FUCK FASCIST USA

>>78724136
>>78724115
Watch it.

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what's that smell
smells like....... kebab....

>>78724108
dont even know what extract you're talking about just felt like being mean

>>78724069
love how people get their """news""" from this state of a website

wow did something happen that i can oversimplify?

communism is just fascism without the food

>>78724037
What the fuck is his problem?

>>78724174
rorkes don't want news, just opinion confirmation

im a high iq mega-gamer

>>78724169

>>78723829

mad that she was a schoolgirl in 2003

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4821254/Coleen-Rooney-represents-best-Liverpool-spirit.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4821254/Coleen-Rooney-represents-best-Liverpool-spirit.html

>>78724194
preferably from a 7/10 gril on youtube

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>im a high iq mega-gamer

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

ARISE ye who refuse to be slaves!

>>78724181
how dare you RORKE

*eats food*

>>78724085
Why do Scottish people feel the need to type in their accent? Do they know how to read and write at a basic level?

Star Trek episodes always have really interesting premises but the eventual solution in the end is always shitty Deus Ex Machina techbabble nonsense

is it noncey to fuck a 14 year old when she's 21?

gamers are the most oppressed race

>>78724159
duuuuuuuuuuuuude I'm like CRAVING chipotle now brah aha like #basicwhitegirl eh? *hits the nae nae* haha lets take your hundai to the one on i95

getting annoyed that the lads are taking so long to respond to my texts

they started it

>>78724237
you're a perv. you're a nonce. you're a slot badger. you're a shrub rocketeer. you're the crazy world of arthur brown. you're a unabummer

need a healthy balance of welfare state capitalism and personal liberty desu

the niggers across the road are parading their kids on the street and slamming car doors for no reason again

>>78724247
gamers are the niggers of subculture

>>78724269
you're a big guy

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>>78724248

>>78724237
MODS

>>78724237
you're a bent ref

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proud of my transformation lads

>>78724237
how can she be 14 and 21 at the same time?

>>78724270
no you dont

>>78724237
this doesnt even make sense

ah yes I'm sure lefties hate conformation bias and try to get to the truth every time

the best part of a woman is her feet

>>78724085
Not scots but sounds like John Pirie is getting battered and fair enough

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me on the left

what's he doing with all those guns anyway

>>78724305
prefer the face personally

>>78724290
It just doesn't make sense does it

just saw rich piana died

found a way to embiggen my screen
just move a bit closer

>>78724304
hate facts have no place in politics!

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>>78724319
good response

>>78724285
ah yes, from black beetlejuice to ethiopian AIDs victim very impressive

the general rule I go by is half my age then half it again

>>78724314
compensating

>>78724314
all the better to shoot u with

shoulders > thighs > neck > face > arse > tits > fanny > feet

>>78724300
>>78724290
it's a perfectly cromulent concept

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>embiggen

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>>78724367

>>78724367
excellent post

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love Tay Tay and hope mcregor wins

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>*wins the argument AGAIN*

>hahaha are rorkes even trying???

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>Da time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world. 2Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

muslim taxi driver got me to my destination safely without running anyone over, rorkes will choose to not talk about this though

>>78724394

I'll embiggen my cock in your arsehole you little queer

>>78724425
>Dindu West

Who? What did they have to do with Taylor Swift?

>>78724314
one shoots bullets, the other, gas canisters

feet > face > arse > tits > gash > thighs > arms > belly >>>>>> shoulders/neck/other irrelevant part

god i fucking LOVE cocaine

bog fart nigger nonce shart poo cunt is not my president

can guarantee that there some actual proper nonces ITT right now

you know who you are

they're usually the first ones to speak up to denounce noncery

>>78724449
was going to post something similar to this

there's a taxi driver in my area who's chinese and he talks with this proper thick mancunian accent
love him

>>78724425
>black twitter is not pleased

Fuck them, stupid whingey bastards

god i fucking LOVE science

>>78724444
RIGHT????

rorkes are mysteriously quiet about the muslim who did NOT kill or rape anyone.

>>78724444
Of course, he needs to make money to donate to terrorism at the local mosque.

*announces noncery*

Is black twitter a separate thing to regular twitter?

>>78723951
where were u lad?

tits > arse

always

>>78724425
>Donda West
Literally Who?

drove a pasty little virgin to his destination of choice earlier, then radicalised my son at the local mosque and raped a white girl on my way home. all in all a bog standard day

>>78724475
they are low IQ they just follow the flock mentality

>>78724489
yea its full of blacks

>>78723107
we are all just an experience or two away from realizing our true Chad Potentials, innit la?

should i watch peep show or luther?

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Posting on my own in /cric/ again

>>78724521
yes

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>>78724314

Going to dedicate part of my usual prayer for alex Jones and infowars tonight for Connor mcregor

>>78724514
>>78724514
>>78724514
NEW, MARCH ON!

>>78724514
>>78724514
>>78724514
NEW, MARCH ON!

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>>78724499
It's the definition of civilisation vs. barbarism

>>78724425
>black twitter

because we all know black people can't form coherent sentences and the character limit is more than convenient for them

>>78724521

What you really need right now is a good long hard look at another mans bollocks

>>78724509
DAFUQ? EYO WHO DIS NIGGA

>>78724529
cancerla?!!!? thought you died tbqh ngl

>>78724521
Peep show was funny when I watched it but probably a bit cringe

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just found out the qt thicc actor who plays in a few gay movies isnt actually gay :(

>>78724425
>Donda west
Donde esta?

>>78724498
The Travel Shack, a club in southwest Vienna

>>78724827
what the FUCK is this
got a semi though ngl