canada is dead edition
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
you can avoid most cold sores and major pimples by applying a lil dab of neosporin over any irritating/itchy areas before they grow out
Denmark is a shit country
Rumors about my death are greatly exaggerated.
>>78722458
>can i send u a pic of some mea
>i'm sorry bout that forgive me
the duality of man
I like this thread
>>78722360
>>78722392
that wasent me
>>78722532
That doesn't answer my question. How many cats?
>>78722386
thoughts on my fencingfu?
>>78722613
*bullies you when you were younger and runs into you years later while I'm out with my hot wife and beautiful family and you're still just a lonely virgin loser*
heh
>>78722588
Couple hundred kitties.
>>78722651
*kills ur family*
now you know how i feels like when you used to call me poopy head
>>78722657
That is many felines. Colour me impressed.
>colour
>>78722806
well she's a girl. us girls like cute stuff. right fellow cat girl poster?
>>78722806
>"I'm gonna cum on your toes try and stop me"
I'm gonna scratch em
>>78722847
THAT'S HOW WE SPELL IT IN CANADA AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN... uh... go away or something. I dunno.
>>78722894
That isn't what I said at all.
>>78722984
weirdos on discord sorry.
Also thank you which one do you like?
>>78722764
>finally realizes the adverse effects of bullying. >goes around to schools telling my story and giving anti-bullying lectures
>decades later I'm walking through the grocery store
>see a familiar face but I can't quite place it
>realize it's you. The man who escaped after butchering the only people I loved
>I follow you home
>You pull into your garage
>I race down your driveway at 80 mph and slam into you, splattering your body like a watermelon, organs, flesh, and blood flying everywhere
When you create a monster, you have to destroy it.
Hola /cum/
>>78723096
>She uses the discord
Bad move, anon.
Also, I don't really have a favourite. I just kinda like your catposting shtick. It's expressive.
my ear hurts for no reason
here i go again
post a better anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsBaC3_S-As
you cant
>>78723232
*Yells loudly in it*
>>78723232
try yawning really wide with your mouth
usually makes your ears pop
the best thing abou no thaving classes on friday is sleeping
i swear i mus thave slept like 11 hours today, i woke up at 12
>>78723287
no the outer ear hurts
>>78723128
>you come out of the car
>bruises and blood on you but you can still walk
>you look at me lying on the floor with broken bones and a concussion
>i look at you and smile
>"heh... i guess you were right.... bullies do win *coughs blood*"
>"say hello to the wife and kid for me would ya? hahahahahAHAHAHAHA"
>i cough blood
>fucking die
>f*males
Gas yourself
>>78723223
I use this one a lot
I love his judgeful scorn lol
i like that we are ignoring cara
>>78723378
People literally avoid using threads made by you
kys
>tgirls
Remember to filter Cara.
/^Cara$/
>>78723377
Cats seem a lot more bitter than dogs for some reason. Like they're naturally more cynical and judgemental.
how did /biz/ become the best board?
i want a gf with big thighs to crush me
>moot
>>78723465
i kinda like /qa/
>>78723460
Because they are smarter.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13782427/r
I'm just gonna leave this here. Not because I'm responding to anybody or anything. Just kinda 'cause it seems appropriate.
>cara
Which one you chose
>>78723549
Finish gf > Trap gf > Asian gf > Wh*te gf
gonna grab something to eat so i will be afk
if you wanna talk to me hit me up on discord
cara delaverga#1647
>>78723569
what about a half mex mutt gf...
no one wants
>>78723674
you're half mexican and half what else?
we all have a natural attraction to our own kin
*enters thre-
>>78723786
*helps you get up*
ok cara you're filtered, until you get rid of that namefaggotry, i mean you could just use those flags whats the big deal with your name? or your old flag with only one flag so you dont mix with that other poster????
no one cares stupid chink
you are so tsundere
>>78723835
Here ya go
>>78723718
halfs uggs
/spoiler white and things
>>78722510
Yes pls, I was busy watching the new Death Note. Normie libshits BTFO
>>78723835
I care
>>78723879
imagine for paying for healthcare for these monsters
>>78723879
these beas have had mtore sex than all of us combined
think about htat for a sec
>be tex*n
>die because of some hurricane named after a tv host
lol
>watching DeathNote
http://www.back2stonewall.com/2017/08/blm-protesters-disrupt-montreal-pride-moment.html
>During the moment of silence to remember those in the LGBT community that have died ofHIV/AIDS, hate crimes, and transphobic laws at Montreal’s LGBT Pride parade on Sunday, about 30 members of Black Lives Matter Montreal and their allies set off smoke bombs and shouted Black Lives Matter demanding better representation and inclusive of QPOC in Pride Montreal disrupting the solemn event.
>“We know that Pride started as a protest; it’s important to be able to give political messages at events of Pride. We want to be a better voice to theLGBTcommunity, especially trans people, transmigrant, people of colorbut we feel that the moment Black Lives Matter chose to intervene at the parade on Sunday was inappropriate.”
>>78723613
trans nigger here
Dear america
that the rebels and r*sskies don't give away the radar data when MH17 happened, I can sort of understand.
but whY DONT YOU GIVE THE RADAR DATA TO US I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUR ALLY
>>78723879
I'd love for Trump to dump Melania and date some kpop star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBzYy8sEwPw
>>78724147
You gonna go fish them outta the sea anon?
>>78724091
Daily reminder that Black Lives Matter was responsible for the Stonewall riots
>>78724202
what the fuck, all you have to do is rewind to the time the plane was hit and show from where it was shot
why is this finn so annoying?
>I'd love for Trump to dump Melania and date some kpop star
Oh fuck
>>78724266
>>78724322
don't listen to him
>>78724266
The Fin is pretty cool
>>78724352
shut up girl!!
why did god mean by sending a hurricane to texas?
>>78724399
why am I the only one who has to shut up?
>>78724427
it was just banter
I ate 2 (TWO) raisins
>>78724446
The Finn and the Dane always fight. It makes me sad, but that's the way it is.
>>78724427
To punish all the CHIs that live in Texas illegally
When MH17 got hit with the missile, did passengers live long enough to know what was happening to them?
guys look that this new image i found
i have to poop lol
I will stop the hurricane.
>>78724546
lole
>>78724555
call pooman 420
>>78724511
why do californian chi's never get punished? is it because they vote democrat?
I will someday run for and win the office of governor on a platform of Chicano genocide
Non whites can't be American
>>78724603
california is running out of water
texas is finding new oil reserves
>>78724671
support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf4urgGANQ
the alt-right
quite amazing now that you think of it, pepe was a horrible meme and after finns got their hands on it and improved it, its really good meme now, i never had a pepe folder because meme was so bad
>>78724796
dreading going to work
>>78724713
>still spouting this meme
>>78724671
I would vote for you twice
>>78724796
Finns are meme kings. Spurdo is kind of my favourite thing ever.
>>78724824
looking forward to going home
>>78724795
cool song
>Muslims want to kill this dog
>>78724795
wow so cool
where do I sign up?
Reminder that the Right is right.
It's in the name, you fucking leftists.
>>78724795
>dude we alt right ain't nazis
>literally has a swastika
>>78724795
i was expecting it to be much worse, but it wasnt so bad t b h
>>78724491
aren't they both Scandinavians or w/e
they should be friends
>>78724907
Finns generally don't consider themselves Scandis IIRC. Either way, it's more of a personality thing. Dane is an anime cuteposter and Finn is more edgy and memey. Yin and Yang if you will.
bought a fred perry and now my arms look 400% better.
>>78724907
he started insulting me first. don't know why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdPUqcaizl8
>>78724898
The part with the lesbian feminist turning into a Christian waifu hit me in the feels, I can't help but think with some of these white traitors how different and probably happier their lives might have been if they were born before the cultural Marxist poison infected the west.
i need a gf to show me her body when ever i feel like.
cant remember het last time i wore a t-shirt
>>78725015
He probably got caught up in the Dane hate when he first got here and now he's too stubborn to give up.
the fuck is wrong with cara today?
>>78725013
>paying $150 for a fucking shirt
hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSGDPf96HXY
>>78725269
but it was $60
>>78725059
yeah the 'female market' is completely
>>78725265
Maybe seeing the strawpoll broke his spirit.
gonna fap
>>78725439
poor cara, he should cutepost instead
>>78725439
is photoshopped
i can tell by the pixels
>>78725383
Fucking Marxist regressive leftist Jews ruined society and my chance at having a perfect waifu and a perfect Christian family.
>>78725440
dont do it
@78725495
http://www.strawpoll.me/13782427/r
everybody is jealous of me
thats why the vote against me on the polls
Reminder: DO NOT reply to Cara.
Just filter.
>>78725547
fuck you clack
Cara on suicide watch
voted for cara
Bueno
if you guys dont want me ill just leave
bye
forever...
lost at wargame again lads.
>>78725659
me too, dane was the absolutely the worst
>>78725688
k bye
>>78725688
bye
>>78725688
Oh hey, Chavo! I forgot about that guy! Used to love watching that as a kid even though I don't speak Spanish.
>this will never be declassified
why even live?
am i the only one who has lost the feeling of hunger? i guess its a mixed blessing
>>78725688
that poll is rigged
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78725786
A FUCKING PIZZA SLICE
>giving cara (You)s
>>78725803
i know
>>78725803
Russian interference, right?
>>78725811
a hyper-sonic pizza slice
>>78725809
>tfw no comfy TWC hurricane stream
@78725688
k
>>78725816
Only because he posted Chavo. I have a weakness for Chavo.
>>78723917
>imagine for paying for healthcare for these monsters
Now you see why universal healthcare is such a touchy subject here.
>>78725809
hope they all drown desu
So i guess valve is going to die this year then
>>78725953
there should be some extra tax on fat people
>>78726020
I think Japan has a fat tax.
>>78726164
well its not really a 'tax' but yeah
>fat "people" still exist
>tfw Black curly hair and dark brown eyes
>>78726318
ok sit tight
YOUR'E A NIGGER
>>78726348
My skin is white though
the /cum/ irc is mean
kane did nothing wrong
>>78726318
>>78726348
>>78726358
Don't Mediterraneans have that too?
>>78726394
*Dane
>>78726376
a secret club full of abject losers is full of negativity?
shocking
>>78726435
*""Dane""
>>78726410
Yes I am Southern Italian
>tfw came on the crazy catgirl.
>>78726582
you're the one who shot the load on the pic?
>>78726582
Doubt it.
>>78726458
>>78726654
It's okay, friend. No need to get defensive. Us Canadians have to stick together.
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqGomWpZzyxv
based
>>78726791
i hate when volume control is either full on earrape or no audio
Stay safe Texans!!
That's a clean burnin' hurricane I tell you hwat.
I hope 1 million texans die in this hurricane.
wtf, my dad wants me to make a salad for when I visit his side of the family
come on canada, bring it! bring it!!
>>78726972
then do it? whats the problem?
>>78727048
I dont wanna
>>78727012
But I don't wanna fight you...
>>78722613
greacum est
>>78727064
lazy. just chop some shit and throw it in a bowl.
>>78727118
this
lettuce
ananas
mozzarella
cucumber
tomatotoes
how hard can it be
>>78727064
Fun fact: every part of the dandelion is edible and actually quite healthy. Put that in your salad.
>Fun fact: every part of the dandelion is edible and actually quite healthy. Put that in your salad.
>>78727237
It is tho. I've eaten it. The stem tastes like crap, but the flower, leaves and roots are quite good.
>>78727237
????
yeeesss goiym take those pillss? what you want to eat flower and Inonotus obliquus???? thats an tree mushroom LOL
speaking of shit countries
>>78727073
>>78727073
>>78727073
did my step five
bit underwhelming but I guess that's what happens when the most you've done wrong is shitpost on the chan
*Puts my face between your breasts*
>>78727276
>>78727270
Also, you can make a tea out of the roots if you cook them and grind them up into a coffee-like powder.
how do i become an american citizen legally?
i am tired of being a dirty yuropoo with no proper dentition, help lads
novocaine anon, how long did yours last? i'm 3 hours in.
>>78727405
immigrate to mexico and cross the border
>>78727449
8. it was only 6 yesterday though
in dallas for a week
whats fun here
>>78727476
that's illegal you silly
>Went to McDonalds earlier
>Live in London so naturally there were 19 nigs outside
>When I say 19 I'm not exaggerating I counted them
>All seemed aged from 14-24, weird fucking combination
>Amongst these 19 niggers was 1 fat white girl who looked about 4'10 yet you could tell she was in her 20s
>Wanted to get my burger but that would have required walking through these 19 nigs
>As I'm walking through one kisses his teeth but eventually I get in
>After I've gotten my burgers I turn around to leave but the niggers seem to be licking their lips hoping to get in on the action
>Quite scared because niggers tend to have a penchant for stealing and if one of them punches you the others will join in
>As soon as I start walking towards the door I see this fat middle-aged nigress arguing with one and suddenly ten leave at once with her
>Leave enough of an open door for me to get home with my burgers
Now if I told that story non-anoymously I'd be called a racist.
Why are niggers so subhuman?
Whenever I see Indians in the street I don't feel the slightest bit of irascibility but niggers drive me fucking insane. They act like baboons.
hope all texans die
>>78727524
well your only other option is apply for a greencard, and that backed up for months
>>78727530
Babi ko la budk uk. Isap terung ak dulu. Jilat pepek ak dulu b4 engko mengong melancau jitu jitu. Pek of betui le
>>78727405
It seams really easy for a european to get into an american college
maybe you could get some two year degree you like and find a job
>>78725319
>Multi-Culturalism is gr8 guize, just look at all these kewl fuds XD
>Pakis throwing acid on people
>Monkeys from Africa beheading soldiers
>rape gangs
Sure do love the multi-cult, it's so great.
HERE I AM
ROCKING LIKE A HURRICANE
>>78727585
Mmm yes okay
>>78727642
rock you*
sup guys?
>>78727656
I think he's threatening you. Or trying to seduce you.
>>78727666
mm
why is your mouth full of chocolate
>>78727684
Hmmm....
>>78727702
it isnt chocolate
>>78727684
not a coincidence
>>78727666
Sup apa do. Dri gmbar tu mcm sup taik je hahahah
Why?
>>78727759
You're up late
the main difference between and
good things bad things
I
indonesia way is way uch say a irdworld thay ountry cay way. i way ould way ave hay no alms quay iltering them fay
WILL
>>78727797
>>78727791
Ape up up ko. Mention latte pulk tu. Ingt nk minum kopi ke tgh siang ni
>>78727766
Diversity m8, part and parcel of living in a big cities.
>>78726582
Go away!
Very important.
Canadians please do not vote.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13787423
http://www.strawpoll.me/13787423
http://www.strawpoll.me/13787423
>>78727903
Is that actually the guy?
>>78727917
that's too simple a question, couldn't choose one without expanding on it
>>78727933
I said Canadians do NOT vote.
>>78727766
I'd rather get shot
europeans are backwards fucking savages
>women
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
>>78727917
Why do we get excluded ;_;
>>78727917
Chicanos are worse
>>78727965
because canadians are genetically inferior to americans tbqh
>>78727953
i didn't vote
>tfw CHICANOS on the internet
>but have a real connection with them IRL
SOMEBOOODY SAVEEEE ME
>>78727964
>female ""athletes""
wew
>>78727925
I'm not even sure...
>>78727965
I made fun of Pakis so he is mad
>>78728033
I am quite confused
I love cats so much. Thank you :)
i cant help but being mean to the people i like, somebody help me.
except niggers, i do dislike black people.
>>78728022
I'm gonna vote now. This is what you get for being mean to me.
the gf
>>78728033
Sports where women play and it isn't complete shite:
Beach Volleyball (wink wink)
Tennis
MMA
That is all.
IM SO BORED, HELP ME /CUM/
recommend me
an
animu
>>78728098
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE DOESN'T HAVE A PIC BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A GF
PATHETIC
A
T
H
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T
I
C
>>78728081
Pale pantat kau la. Cara buat seks aku tahu kau tahu. Sedap memang sedap. Ahh ahh memang ahh ahhh. Gimme sum tat tum tam timumu
>>78728069
>>78727917
i voted wrong
i voted muslims, but really it's blacks because they discriminate
>>78728129
Ima, Soko ni Iru Boku
>not watching womens soccer for the hilariously poor quality
rate my ex
Is wanting to have a cache of weapons buried in the woods a defect of character?
>>78728146
Diam babi. Fk eofff betoi la. Babi aku syg diri aku je takyah awek awek ape lancau ni kimak
>>78728187
it's cute
>>78728187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XJ_xp5-_Sk
and the qt's, of course
>>78728278
BEAN'D
Anyone else have a fetish for female MMA fighters?
>>78728129
Lain
>>78724795
>religious
>conservative
>political
>hypocritical
>lacking a sense of self awareness
>lacking a basic understanding of history
>lacking a basic understanding of human nature
Traditionalists really are genetic garbage.
I take you out to a nice dinner and you have a wonderful time. I walk you back to your apartment, holding an umbrella over us as rain drizzles down and we exchange stories about our professions. I make you laugh, I'm very good a that. we get to your porch and you fumble for your keys in your purse. You find them, but don't immediately insert them in the lock. You stand there for a moment, looking down at the ground, biting your bottom lip. You look up to me, your eyes pleading. you laugh nervously and inch your face closer to me. I place my palms on your shoulders, pushing you away. I tell you you're a lovely person, and I think we should just stay friends. I leave, and you head inside to cry.
sorry, but not sorry
Wtf, I love Canada
>>78728346
>ywn sniff her farts
bamp this thread to 300
i feel filthy for postan in a proxy thread
my outer ear still hurts and i dont know why
Stop posting Cats
>>78728525
start the next one please before a "canadane" does
>>78728404
not really
>>78728103
>no horse sports
>>78728561
yeah ill make one
>>78728525
Are you trying to steal catposter's gimmick? You can't do that.
>>78728463
Not shocking coming from the country with no history.
>I take you out to a nice dinner and you have a wonderful time. I walk you back to your apartment, holding an umbrella over us as rain drizzles down and we exchange stories about our professions. I make you laugh, I'm very good a that. we get to your porch and you fumble for your keys in your purse. You find them, but don't immediately insert them in the lock. You stand there for a moment, looking down at the ground, biting your bottom lip. You look up to me, your eyes pleading. you laugh nervously and inch your face closer to me. I place my palms on your shoulders, pushing you away. I tell you you're a lovely person, and I think we should just stay friends. I leave, and you head inside to cry.
>sorry, but not sorry
>>78728611
kot blini is a different matter than random pictures of cats
>>78728571
Horse sports are boring as fuck
I don't watch that shite
what does /cum/ think of this cat
>>78728661
too thick
>>78728661
A beautiful American kot
>>78728679
nonsense
gonna take a nap
ill brb
>>78728661
grafielf, you are ae fatt catt
15 (yous) and ill post my penis
https://youtu.be/4ZT7Xzgbq-M
no one wants to see your dick
>>78728900
that was racist
how many people will the hurricane kill?
>>78728968
not enough
>>78728968
not enough texans
>>78729033
>>78729033
>>78729033
>>78729033
gonna take a shit migrate at bamp limit
>>78728069
You're welcome
i hate when the toilet doesnt flush properly and the bowl is out of water
salu2
>>78729242
same