how do i immigrate to finland?

>>78720395
You shouldn't, neither should I

>>78720446
WTF I love pakis now

>>78720395
I moved here just today. Pretty easy. Just packed all my shit in a truck and took the ferry. Then I Went to the local magistrate office and filled in a form to have my adress changed. Simple as that. They even gave me a finnish personal ID-number. Pretty nifty, that.

>>78720489
Finland is boring and frozen subhuman land. No one should have to suffer by going there. Atleast in pakistan you could experiance what joy feels like when wait for the electricity to arrive after the daily power outtages

>>78720540
Varför flyttade du till Finland?

>>78720628
WTF I love pakis now
spread the word around pakistan

>>78720395
Me too

>>78720628
EXCELLENT post

>>78720639
För att studera vid Åbo akademi. Börjar på måndag. Väldigt stressad och nervös, favhä.

>>78720750
Ah, lycka till. Vad kommer att vara ditt ämne?

>>78720395
Sara is 6'1" I don't think you can handle her.

>>78720991
Kulturanalys, etnologi, och folkloristik.

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>>78721146

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>>78721146

>>78721146

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy wasting three years of your life if a bleak shithole to get a useless degree

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>>78721146

>>78721339
How rude.

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>>78720750
Go to riverside, there is pretty good atmosphere since it's warm and friday evening

>>78721470

Swedes get beat up there daily

>>78721470
I'll do that, if I have time after I finish unpacking.

>>78720540
Estonian mushroom seller?

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>>78721146

>>78720750
>Åbo akademi

muh nigga!

>>78721534
We can share a beer tomorrow if you have time, i've not talked swedish since high school

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>>78721146
You blew it, Sven.

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>>78721547
Swedish loner w/ Asperger's

>>78721642

This guy is a notorious assrapist. Avoid.

>>78721642
Sounds fun (>>78721689 even MORE fun) although I don't drink alkohol.

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>>78721689
Im just tiny boy

>>78721522
What about Norwegians?

>>78721747
Buddhist monk -tier

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The Pakistani is right. Finland is very cold and depressing, there are ugly commie blocks everywhere, most of the year is a cold wet lightness winter and all men have to serve in the military doing shitty things or do civil service which is considered shameful. Finns are also extremely racist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yveA_vO22ys

>>78721774

You can find out yourself

>>78721774
there are no norwegians in finland, other than in northern parts of lapland

>>78720395
peng ting

I'm ready to get out of this shithole where I was born.
I want to get out before the identity politics civil war.
Finland is on my list of possible destinations but I still need to research. What are some things I should know as an American?
Also how qt does an American speaking Finnish sound? Has such a thing ever even been heard?

>>78720639
>>78720750
>>78720991
>>78721146

ty very much for this gift, google translate. sides completely obliterated to outer space.

>>78721929

Estonia is waiting for you

Estonian girls loooooooooooooooove American guys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrLx27Wo9t0&t=

>>78722008
Så har det inte sett ut här, såvitt jag har sett.

>>78721989

I will go there if you don't want me in Finland but all of the original questions I asked still apply now for Estonia.

>>78722059

Tartu>>>Tallinn

Everyone will love you don't worry.

>>78720628
wtf i love pakis and pakistan now

>>78720628
This
Don't move here

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>>78721654
>loner w/ Asperger's
Sorry to hear that.

>>78722488
It's been a big hinderance. I doubt that will change now that I'm here, where I've heard people are even less social and openly friendly to begin with.

>>78720628
based pakibro

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>>78721784
>The Pakistani is right. Finland is very cold and depressing, there are ugly commie blocks everywhere, most of the year is a cold wet lightness winter and all men have to serve in the military doing shitty things or do civil service which is considered shameful. Finns are also extremely racist.
You've convinced me, despite my northern European ancestry I have no desire to visit Finland. My black friend Tyrone still wants to go though.

>>78722610
Concrete hellhole where no one sets eyes upon you, and you wont befriend anyone.

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>>78722008


calle encina

>>78722549
You still need some interaction.

>>78722669
I said Tyrone still wants to go. I'll be heading to Norway where they have mountains and salmon.

>>78722725
Lol I went through that class. The video also has people complaining about how her food smells and she's stinking up the break room.

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>>78720395
how common are finn qts like this

>>78722775
Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I just hope the people I meet make it easy for me. Start up conversations, don't have the same troubles of not beng able to keep a conversation going as I do. Stuff like that.

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>>78724122
1 in 1000000
average finnish ""girl"" looks like a man

>>78724122

0/100

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>>78721784

>>78720395
You don't. You invade it and colonize it.

>>78724122

She's half Swedish.

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>>78720395

en tiedä

>>78720750
studied 2 years at Abo Akademi. i had a great time in turku

>>78724496
I hope I will, as well. Much of my worries have to do with starting at a university in general. Moving abroad, living in Finland, and living alone, I Think I am handling ok. But when it comes to the intense preassure that I expect to be under when my first term starts, next week, I get really fucking unnerved and intimidated. But as far as ÅA goes, I doubt I could have picked Another one and felt better about it. Even if it had been one back in Sweden. ÅA seems pretty impressive.

I must gather data about how easy to get residence in Finland for Russian now.

Marry a Finn.

>>78724966
do you really want to get stabbed?
finland is not very civilized country yet so we are allowed to carry knives everywhere. sometimes we get mad and we start to kill people

>>78725024
Yeah sure everyone stab each other in Finland.
I don't care. I want to leave Russia and Finland is not really far.

>>78724966
I walked by the "Russia Visum Office" in Turku today. Thought it was strange that russia had their own.

>>78725207
How is it strange if our countries are neighbors

>>78724782
dont be nervous at all, there are a lot of foreign students over there. aboad studies are usually easier.
where do you live in turku? have any flatmates?

>>78725601
Yo-Kylö, western Student Village. No flatmates.

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>>78720628

>>78720628
Please say this about America.

>>78725654
Alright, i hope you'll enjoy yourself there. i miss it a lot

>>78724966

Make a pamphlet with gay propaganda and start spreading it in Russia. Next step is to come to the Finnish border and say the police are looking for you for spreading gay propaganda.

Gay rights is enough to get you asylum.

>>78725908
Thanks, man! I'll try my hardest to.

>>78720395
Finns don't look like that. Finns are the only people on this planet who are even uglier than Brits and Germans.

>>78726188
true. even refugees fear our women

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How 2 get pink nipple?

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>>78720628
>>78720654
>>78720710
>>78722322
>>78722355
It's a chance.
I need to immigrate to Finlan

>>78720628
>>78726188
Both 100% correct.

Never come to Finland. It's hell on earth.

>>78726188
True, imagine a frozen shithole with no contact to humans, but subhuman f*nns instead.

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>>78726532
Pakistan is hell on earth you subhuman. Finland is russia without any soul

Pic related: my front lawn

>>78725024
Actually knives are not officially allowed in public places. And Russia is much more violent than Finland.

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>>78726771
yes, thanks for correcting me.

>>78726631
Finland can't even reach hell on earth status :(

We truly suck at everything.

>>78726806
What would happen experianced 40°C environment?

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>>78721784
>Finland is very cold and depressing

>>78721929
Suomalaiset rakastavat amerikkalaisia autoja

>>78722236
>Tartu>>>Tallinn
>Everyone will love you don't worry.
But not Estonian Russians

fuck off we are full

>>78721080
The bigger her cock, the better.

>>78725011
>Marry a Finn.
You is very cruel

>>78720446
can I?

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Miss Helsinki on the left

>>78727782
Bullshit. Where I come from it's full. Here I can drive hours without meeting a single car.

I get you don't want people to come to your wonderful country. But don't give bullshit reasons

>>78721929
>Also how qt does an American speaking Finnish sound?

I talked with my neighbour last summer who was half British half Swedish and his native languages were both english and swedish. His accent sounded very nice to my ear.

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>>78729089

>>78724155
What city do you live? I live in Helsinki.

>>78729089
F U C K O F F
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>>78727782
>>78729262
Гoнитe чepнoжoпых, бpaт.

>>78726313
open pant, show vagene

>>78729262
I'm already here and have right of residence(EU)
And I work for a living so I'm no profiteer

If you think Finland is full you should try visiting The Netherlands

>>78730461
Now tell me. How do you like it here in Finland? Any differences compared to Sweden?

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Finns can't be depressed since their country is perfect. They're just pretending.

I will cum to Finland and impregnate your women!

>>78720628
LMAO

BINLAND ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>78730793
Sweden was nice to drive through to get here and will go there for holiday after I have seen more of Finland.

And I really like it here obviously, otherwise I wouldn't have come

But I'm not Swedish if that's what you are implying. I'm from The Netherlands

>>78730461
>If you think Finland is full you should try...

They/He owe you nothing.

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>>78730827
According to haplogroups this is what we actually need. So please do us a favor and impregnate our women with your Anglo-Saxon sperm. Plant the seed on our soil!

>>78730894
How different Finland is compared to Netherlands then? And are you going to stay here for the rest of your life?

>>78730827
Pro-Finnish propaganda.

>>78731077

I really love nature and the Netherlands doesn't have a lot of it. Finland does. I also like winter which the Netherlands doesn't really have. And I like the people I have met so far.

Currently I'm living at the beginning of Lapland and If I survive the winter I plan on living here for quite a while. At least till I have Finnish citizenship and I can say "Olen Suomalainen"

Maybe when I'm older I want to migrate to Canada. But I don't want to go back to live in the Netherlands.

>>78730827
based switzerland

>>78731337
Lapland is shit desu, come to Helsinki you love it here.

if you killed all finns nothing would change

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>>78731745
>helsinki

>>78731745
please come to helsinki i am lonely

>>78731880
What's wrong with Helsinki?

>>78732076
I didn't write that.

>>78721784
what about for muricans who want to start plumbing or trucking companies, and not have to compete with illegals?

>>78726631
reminds me of reno nevada area

>>78726467
Yeah, you have to immigrate because of how
shit your country is