Translation thread

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cmon now

>americans

>>78720325
What the fuck is he even trying to convey?

Why are translators still so fucking terrible in 2017?

>>78720325
"I'm lost as to which platform to buy Sonic Force for.
Because I was buying it for Xbox or PC, I thought "let's go with Xbox".
But even while lying down with Switch the game has charm."

It's the translator, m9

>>78720656
How the hell did you get that from that?

Stop LARPing as stupid murifat to get (you)s, faggot.

>>78720782
What do you mean?
I just translated the Japanese for you, that'll be $50.00 please.

>>78720325
Are you really this fucking stupid?

>>78720872
Using google? Or some other site?

>>78721113
if you were canadian, I would be certain that you're just trolling

but now I can't tell

just in case, kys

>>78721124
No I refuse to learn moon rune, make Japanese easier to learn, just use romaji

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>>78721113
Using my eyes and brains

>>78721184
Oh like you've never experienced a bad translation, fuck off you pompous ass.

>>78721185
we are fstudying english so you are ok we are all ok too be quite honestly

>>78721210
Japanese people don't exist in the Netherlands

>>78721113
by reading and translating

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>>78721259
Not only Japanese people have eyes and brains m9

What is proper Japanese sentence structure?

[Subject][noun][adjective][verb]?

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>>78721259
I will now try to provide you a simple explanation of what he's trying to say:
"I'm a Dutch weeb and I learnt Japanyas"

>>78721304
Watch Langfocus's video about Jap language.

>>78721326
He's lying, I don't beleive he's capable of learning Japanese. Its a meme. Not even the Japanese know the entire alphabet of their own language.

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>>78721304
adjective goes before the noun, i recall

>>78721185
>just use romaji
>fuckton of homophones written the same way
>"sheeeeeiiit. ok, we gonna put sumofdat squiggles on top of letters so we know which word is which"
do NOT make the same mistake as vietnamese

>>78721304
SOV.
but Japanese is relatively free from word order.
Basically Subject Indirect Object Direct Object Adverb Verb.
All cases except verbs are interchangeable.
It means, the order like ID DO AD Sub V is allowed.

Adjectives go before nouns.

>>78721304
It's not quite that easy.
Subject has が after it, object has を after it, the order is used to stress which one is most important.
Adjectives are placed before nouns, but can also be used to end a sentence in which case they mean "[subject] is [adjective]".
Verbs are usually placed at the end of a sentence, but can be placed before a noun to create a clause.

I don't even know why I'm explaining this because you're obviously trolling, but perhaps someone is actually interested.

>>78721326
I don't watch anime though, how can I be a weeb?

>>78721369
this is top quality bait

>>78721369
There's no alphabet in Japanese, there are two syllabaries and 2000 kanjis (I mean, 2000 are enough to read almost everything, there are more than tens of thousands probably).

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>>78720656

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>>78721538
> I don't watch anime though, how can I be a weeb?

t. Vincent Naruto Shinji Dijkstra

Then what are those 300 anime games on steam, 3d figurines of 2d moe animu girls on your shelves and that Naruto haircut, faggot?

>>78721538
>object has を after it
there's indirect object marking with に too

>>78721569
every kanji is a word (though some words make more sense when it's two kanji combination)
who doesn't know more than 3,000 words from their own vocabulary? and who knows more than 5,000? (usually only literary academics get to know that many)
in other words don't fear kanji, learn a word => learn its kanji

>>78721538
Sometimes I'm quite confused because japs use noun+adjective though mostly it's english in katakana.

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>>78721694
I was just giving a quick rundown
>>78721668
wow m9, that's some pretty sad projecting ya weeb
look at this fkn poindexter

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>>78721728
>though mostly it's english in katakana
you mean this as example?

ねとうようわたしわ
What does this say?

>>78721971
Don't know but it's katakana I think.
There's an "a" and a "ma"

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>>78721971
It says you don't know any Japanese

>>78722013
I wrote "Netouyou watashi wa"

>>78722051
i know you did
still doesn't make a lick of sense

>>78722051
No "ma" then. Strange, I thought よ character meant "ma"

ま is ma
よ is yo

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>people even have trouble learning 92 kana

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流石シーボルト先生
しかし書く、話すの方のお腕前は如何程であられようか。
某英語は読む方には些か心得あれど、話すとなると甚だ心許無し。

日本語の単語はばかです。

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>>78722401
wrong:ばかです
correct:くそです

>>78722446
Dumb?
Shitty?

>>78722366
I literally never tried to learn even a single bit of Japanese. It just gets to your brain thru anime, want it or not. Especially parasite words like "kawaii, sugoi, watashi wa, senpai, sensei, -dono, -sama, -san, -kun, -chan, NANI, K-k-kiSAMAAAAAAAAAA!!!111" etc.
All the kanji/kana characters I know are from anime too, never tried to learn em. In fact, I don't even like Japanese, kek

>>78721888
Yeah like that.

>>78722494
In that context, those word shall be translated
Dumb:クソったれ
Shitty:クソ
"バカ" sounds like maybe "idiot" of "retard" and generally used for human, so it is not appropriate in that context.

>>78720782
>American education

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>>78722388
>シーボルト先生
netherlands, i think it's for you
and i dunno, it's not impossible to learn and use properly if you practice a lot. the hard is to actually do it, and to have enduring motivation to do it

ソニック死んでいる
にほんご死んでいる

>>78722388
某武士の話す方はまた初心者で候。

おまえわもうしんでいる
あたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたた

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>>78722947
quality post

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>>78722828
いや御立派なお手並み感服致し申した。
更に些かの修練を経れば凡その日本人を凌がれる事は疑いなし。

まあサムライ語なんて学者でもなければ正確には知らないから。みんな適当に使ってる。
日本語お上手ですねぇ。

>>78722813
飯塚さんはばかだ

あなたはどうして分かりやすく話しますか?

ほとんどの日本人のスピーカーは、翻訳時に理解するのが難しいです。

>>78723382
Meant for
>>78723189

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>>78723382
俺に言っているのかな?
だとしたら、他の日本人は文法の型にはまらない喋り方でばかり書き込んでるんじゃないかな。
俺自身もそこまできっちりと文章作ってるつもりはないけど。

how do i type in japanese? i have the language pack unstallec bzt when u trz ti use ut u cabt reakkz tr zoe tg. i cant reakot teteo vert fast in tgus uet viarcubg bzca when 8 cant

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>>78723189
賛辞の言葉は感謝を申し上げます。

>>78723678
Your grammar closely resembles english grammar.

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>>78723660
I can't tell the difference between my ways of speaking and other Japanese posters.
But its maybe because other Japanese here tend to talk in relatively short sentence which is likely to be exemptions of grammar system. I think.

>>78723763
畏れ入ります。

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然らば御免。