/brit/

anime and so on

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>>9345383
>Ed Miller: I was with a girl once. Wasn't a squaw, but she was purty. She had yellow hair, like uh... oh, like something.
>Dick Liddil: Like hair bobbed from a ray of sunlight?
>Ed Miller: Yeah, yeah. Like that. Boy, you talk good.
>Dick Liddil: You can hide things in vocabulary.
>Ed Miller: Maybe you and me could writer her a note, send it by post?
>Dick Liddil: See, all you gotta do, Ed, is predict her needs and beat her to the punch.
>Ed Miller: Well, this girl, she had a real specific job.
>Dick Liddil: Specific?
>Ed Miller: We's only together once. She's afraid of lightning. She came up into the wagon and just cuddled right up to me. She gave me a kind price, too.
>Dick Liddil: Well I'll be! That is specific.
>Ed Miller: Yeah, sure, she been with other people. But the kinds of things she said to me, people just don't say unless they really mean it.

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anime

love animals

wa
hey

kero kero bonito

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hullo

got the lung capacity of a 90 year old man
smoking unfiltered cigs has fucked me up

>>78718230
kill yourself pedo

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Rate the leg

>>78718237

>>>/board name/post number

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nth for the union of soviet socialist republics

ate 4 slices of pizza, if you call a half a slice...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaVWvcuy3Cg

sick of this band, I have the same camera as her and she's literally putting her eye to an LCD sceen that shines twice as bright as an iPhone screen, daft cunt

>>78718242
name 3 of their albums

Essential Ronald Bernard viewing (lengthy but very interesting):

hooktube.com/watch?v=VzoaxTudJks (part 1)
hooktube.com/watch?v=3C-KHt9vi5k (part 2)
hooktube.com/watch?v=Y0Fwe4YkMa4 (part 3)

>>78718261
hair

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choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO2n_Y4P-TA

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日本が大好き(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) (*∀) (｡・//ε//・｡)
(´ ω `) ( ◡‿◡ ) (‿)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIEVUrquLnQ

wouldn't mind going t' '本 and having a go of the planes

>>78718287
very grim

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>>78718287

>>78718294
nikka whisky is horrible shit

but then it's also half the price of everything else you'll find in the average conbini

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having dominos pizza tonight

>>78718276
it's a major tune though

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>>78718266
Didn't mean to include the link at all tbqh.

>>78718294
hahaha wtf this video is not available in AMERICA in 2017

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Phwoar you jealous lads?

M-E-T-H-O-D MAN!

>>78718337
how much did it cost

>>78718337
post freddo

>>78718323
someone photoshop kev

passed my driving test today lads

again I will have a pink licence

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BIG
FATTY
FUCKIN
BOOOOOOOM
BOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>78718328

>>78718298
same

>>78718335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EcY0CVMyRM

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Anybody else sad now that Rich Piana has left

like subway but its too expensive

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wagwan

offical /brit/ going out crew is taking over SW4 this weekend!!! Over 30 confirmed attendees hope to see you lads there xoyo

>>78718354
not a fatty
I weigh 70 kilograms

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>>78718365

redpill me on sue

There are literal chavs posting in this thread.

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>Londoners don't know normal citizens could have one of these
mental

Heading out to the Corbyn rally

You lads want anything?

>>78718366
he's shooting clen with the angles now

>>78718395
hello

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>>78718391

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>>78718382
>70 kg

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>>78718349
Alri

>>78718399
Fetch us a magic money tree lad x

>>78718396
doxxed

>>78718382
that's borderline obese

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>tfw no caveman facial aesthetic

>>78718421
what's inside, more chocolate

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>>78718391

>>78718238
do you like my music

DID THE MAN PUNCH THE OTHER MAN?

>>78718122
the bankers the bonuses

still hungry after two (2) freddo frogs

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>>78718352
don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

i have a putrid tiny chin, lads
i just shaved off my beard and i completely forgot how weak my chin is
i'm in a state off shock, why do i always look like shit when i shave?

I just don't understand this Tracey Emin art

>>78718366
I'd skip to the car vlog bits of his vids with Sara. So comfy.

>"babe, chipotle's closing...babe..."

>>78718520
i look like shit with a beard haha, prefer myself clean shaven

>>78718463
its alright

used to maintain a clear divide between my /brit/ and weeb personas until this sue poster came along

>>78718391
the face of a child, but the tits of an adult
makes the nonces go wild

and if the tories really cared they'd tax the jews to 10,000%

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The red undies

>>78718554
nonce

>>78718552
fuck off scrunt
>>78718554
:^}

>>78718506
lol

>>78718554
are you a fan of sue

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>>78718568
>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

>>>78718456
what if I hate both English and muzzies.

any phimo man in

>>78718522
Is this BBC London?

patty cake patty cake
HEY
the method man

>>78718557
she looks like a character from morph

imagine being a white adult and walking down a British street with her, you'd get arrested with seconds

>>78718612
prefer not to say

>>78718609
i'd question why you want to date an english woman

>eating mcdonalds
>get accosted by a black crackhead asking for my food

fuck off

My minds playing tricks on me lads

>>78718602
I am a fan of gumi

>>78718664
runts attract runts

fuckin' 'ungry I am

might go out to a pub to see mayweather heem mcgregor

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>get us a cheeky kit kat love xx

what do?

>>78718664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4nupAxvNw

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>>78718671
also nice

>>78718686
chin her

>>78718684
it's on at 5am you mug

>>78718575
i liked that japanese one with "150bpm" in the title you linked a while ago, but i havent got it in my history on this pc

>>78718698
ohhhhhh shiT my duDE
you just made a big mistAKe

>>78718705
yeah and

>>78718710
no

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Night lads

>>78718686
give her a freddo or cherry ripe because it's all i've got

LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DO

I DONT LIKE YOUR KINGDOM

>>78718686
I don't talk to British girls mate sorry.

>>78718719
pubs aren't open at 5am you fucking child
go to the 'sino

dude just dont be sad lmao

it doesn't seem to matter how much any other team spends or who they get, barcelona have a tendency to one up them all. Now neymar's a has been and it's all about dembele


howling
imaging being psg right now

>>78718709
rinashamu and nigamoq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1criFbeN9PA

>>78718721
you dont know one from the other

>>78718759
yes i do

>>78718762
chin

>>78718762
strange looking

>>78718654
They cute my guy

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>>78718698
dum yank

>>78718749
did the team buy the player?

>>78718774
post gumi again then

>>78718742
>the 'sino

the what now

>>78718762
what genetic disorder does the person in that picture have?

>>78718802
casino you fucking underage cunt just fuck off

>>78718762
get rid of that gay fringe you girl

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>>78718795
that's not what i was going for i just like chanmomo

>>78718722
night abby

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cop or not

>>78718759
really like the first 35 seconds

>>78718828
i have my eyes on you, two eyes, as often as i can spare them

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>he deleted it

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>>78718709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPN-T31OfYw

they have more members and a new name now although nicamoq left

>>78718835
not

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>>78718848

if you listen to kpop your brain is probably stunted from all the flouride you drank as a child

The pungent aroma of my gooch is fucking deadly

>>78718794
do not appreciate sardonic replies like this

>>78718903
listen to kpop and have masters degree what does that mean

I'm no communist!
I'll tell you that right now!
I believe a man should own car and house and cow
i like this private ownership and i wanna be left alone
let the government run its business and let me run my own

>>78718828
hate these soft light filters

wish I could turn back time
to the good old days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBI7XbqmXaI

>>78718903
true
this is a jpop general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76O3w4pt0CA
need an albino black gf

visigoth thermodynamics

wish i was a qt japanese girl in a pop band

>>78718914
emotionally stunted

>>78718970
what the fuck is that lol

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Anyone else here a proponent of bayesian thinking?

Just measured myself with a tape measure, 6'1. Thought I was 6'2 ffs feel sick

>>78718995
as long as you have a big dick it doesn't matter

just saw dunkirk. had to hold myself back from shouting rorke at the screen when the 'jack flying vessels arrived

why did that lad just post a pic of himself then delete it not 30 seconds later

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>>78718993
yup

>>78719016
autism

'ri

newtonians...

>>78718993
>bayesian thinking
familiar with bayesian theorem and inference la, does that qualify?

-----

for all /britizens/

https://youtu.be/ynNCyhtFJDo

>>78719014
had to keep myself from falling asleep, what an utter snoozefest

absolutely incredible album, RIP Miles Davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNLyYmbGLM0

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>>78719016
this man?

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>>78718835

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>>78719014
*Nimrod swells in the distance*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFZ75vKe3YY

>>78719055
FUCKING NERD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7pm_Sn4kl0

>>78719057
maybe geostorm is more your thing?

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>>78719084
well, thanks la

Rhodesians never die

been on the straight and narrow for quite some time now

>>78719065
so weird whent op lip bigger than bottom

>>78719111
don't know what that is

>>78719065
his heads shaped like a spud

>>78719124
don't recall asking

*dies*

Crystal Maze tonight lads

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no no no no no NO NO

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Who /drinking/? Name thy poison

Anyone else just cut off all contact with everyone and lock themselves in their room for like a month and then come out again til the cycle repeats?

going to be amongst the normans tomorrow

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Just experienced my first ever bad standup.
The guy used to have a successful CBBC show in 2006 and had converted it into an adults gig. This gimmick meant that he brought in crowds of nostalgiaseekers, but it also totally gimped his actual standup that was VERY grim and uncomfortable to witness. Example joke: his animated kid sidekick discovers a dildo in his room and appears onscreen with a random surprise dildo on his head. This kind of "lol random" humour was funny for CBBC but fell totally flat IRL.

The entire audience, me included was totally fucking dead the whole time and I just felt really bad for the poor fucking sod the whole time.

Good life experience to have had though, now i know what its like at least.

>>78719155
literal nonce sex offfender fuck off

>>78719157
water

>>78719157
water

>watching a film
>5 minutes in and its already the most obscene disgusting shit I've ever seen

ahh yes wonder whos behind this one
shant even be bothering to check wikipedia

We gonna rock down to electric avenue and then we take it higher

>>78719161
yeah
not really on purpose though nobody texts me. whenever I want to go out I have to ask everyone

>>78719182
the festival has some amount of shite

>>78719157
pepsi max

>>78719209
Film??

>>78719182
genius

>>78719155
what

>>78719157
pocari sweat

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>>78719157

>enrolled at college today (I'm 24, doing HNC)
>got looks from 3 girls whilst waiting
>flirted with girl who did my enrolment, she was laughing at my jokes etc but avoiding eye contact

Thought I'd become such a virgin I'd given up on women desu but this has given me hope.

Does avoiding eye contact mean she liked me or she didn't?

>>78719217
Going through the wanting to go out faze at the moment, mates are still pissed off I just stopped talking to them for 3 weeks lol

Normans just dont get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYdJT93YHl4

kino

>>78719260
Good lad

>>78719229
>>78719193
>>78719188
Hello literal children

and brit man in

>>78719065
is this seamus o'heems?

>>78719261
that's a good thing laddie :)

>>78719161
yeah, trying to break the cycle tomorrow for the fight

>>78719265
my friend literally always says to me every time we meet "why didn't you text me in ages??"
like what the fuck, text me if you're that bothered lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K13hH0pJx5s

Tomorrow is going to be a national holiday in Ireland

the party starts early with a big session at the pub, head back to a gaff with a few women and watch McGregor heem Mayweather, stay up all night, go out and get monged all of sunday and send a sick notice to work on Monday

yuzu

watching the state
why are people annoyed about this?

*posts about a film*
*Doesn't tell anyone what the film is*
This one is asking for a heeming

only thing that keeps me going is knowing hugh hefner was a virgin til 24

>>78719321
sorry, it was kidulthood

it's the 25th of august 2017 and poley still has posted his face

watched alien covenant last night
pure shite

sorry google is broken.

what time does the fight start tomorrow

>>78718415
JAV debut when

>>78718536
Same. I actually only started watching him like 3 days ago. His memes are the best but didn't like sara, sounded like a blonde bimbo, the new girl chanel at least has personality

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>>78719319
this

>>78719157
water and apple juice saving myself for /brit/ meet up at SW4 tomorrow

>>78719332
>only thing that keeps me going is knowing hugh hefner was a virgin til 24
ah yes, the ol' temporarily embarrassed sex god
absolute fucking STATE of yank brains

>>78719321
>>78719230
NOcturnal animals

should I start using hair gel?

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How does one watch the Mcgregor fight without paying?

>>78719371
is it 2005?
no
stop asking questions

rights for gays

i love fanies

>>78719378
streams on the 'dit

>>78719366
i don't want to be a sex god i just want a gf

>>78719366
underated post

>>78719378
go to the casino and don't buy any drinks or gamble

>>78719155
she is no longer a crowdsurfing virgin thanks to the DJ

(tlnote)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lncyvgKWt4
tchune

>>78719386
islamophobic post

>>78719378
you don't since that's stealing

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>/brit/ is going to be insufferable tomorrow due to manpunch

>>78719404
i still just dont like her using the word virgin whether or not

>>78719407
good choon

I am a temporarily embarrassed Chad, don't have any friends or a gf because I don't want them right now simple as actually not embarrassed either just a secret Chad

>>78719392
link

>>78719439
gonna be worse on sunday when i'm laughing at the wet flannels who thought maynigger would win

will the fight be on the radio?

I am what I am

>>78719455
That's something a nerd would say....

>>78719446
I wouldn't worry about it

Japanese people will literally ask you if you are S or M without any sexual connotation

>SW4
ah yes the overground is going to be packed, fuck off

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>>78719446
time to move on

>>78719439
hopefully they'll just fuck off to sp

>>78719439
its at prime NEET hours

>>78719458
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/

check here tomorrow

*a man gets time warped from the mid 20th century
*he enters the /brit/ thread*
*posts >>78719475*

>>78719475
Talksport 2 lad

>>78719469
This fight is like putting a synchronised swimmer up against a professional swimmer in 100m freestyle and wondering who will win

>>78719501
I'm going to push every post off that board once mcgregor heems the coon

back from work
time to ruin the general 8)

>>78719515
wanted to like this post but cant bring myself to

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>This fight is like putting a synchronised swimmer up against a professional swimmer in 100m freestyle and wondering who will win

>>78719493
>S or M
eh
dont no wot tht means

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

the fights at 5 in the morning.

fuck that

could not imagine being one of you pathetic posers who has to be seen watching this when you don't care for boxing or MMA. state of yourselves. fucking get a grip.

>>78719523
Exactly right. It's lion vs shark.

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>the lash

>>78719065
give me that fashy boy band cut

>>78719547
admittedly my execution was poor
apologies, you'll like my next one mate
>>78719570
yeah villa's on the telly, local boozer will be booming

>>78719591
Can I come?

>>78719560
sadist
masochist

sexual terms in the West but in Japan they also use the terms to describe personality and tendencies

>>78719591
>villa
What's it like living in a landfill?

>>78719584
Going to get in the way of your Minecraft marathon eh

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I made a meme

>>78719584
sleep schedule is fucked so I'll be up anyway

>>78719614
sorry my local pub has sold out, booked my table weeks ago

>>78719627
i'll be working , you child

matched with a legitimate 9/10 on tinder lads

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>yeah villa's on the telly, local boozer will be booming

>>78719617
ah is ee
tsundenere yandaro and all that

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>>78719644

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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503295893168.webm

Up for a bit of Dixie posting later.

>>78719667
literal paki post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57x6VT6YdwM

lamo

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>>78719644

>>78719658
I can stand

>>78719667
that's a yank bar not a pub you fucking americanised nonce
kys

>>78719701
Epic!

>>78719667
>i'm too good for pints and pubs and footy
Raised wrong.

>>78719668
do you like to bully girls? or do you like to be bullied by girls?

it's basically that

>tfw yanks can't lift a glass up with a handle

>>78719667
'd

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feeling well chuffed lads
walked into the shop and they were selling spraypaint for £4.90 a can

told the guy to fuck off and that he was a daylight robber and he sold me 3 cans of £3.50 instead

feel like a real local now tbqh

>>78719700
When u open ur GCSE results

>>78719756
both

>>78719756
yes and yes

anti communism normie memes are still normie memes

http://www.businessinsider.com/boxing-doctors-say-mayweather-mcgregor-fight-isnt-safe-2017-8

>But there's one group that thinks McGregor will be so overmatched that the fight should never have been sanctioned in the first place: the Association of Ringside Physicians.
LOL. Even the doctors are worried mcshittor will be KILLED in this fight.

>>78719700
fucking love this so much
watched it on loop about 1000 times on twitter last night
based thierry

i like to bully girls outside

i like to get bullied by girls in the bedroom

@78719778
spray your jugular

>>78719791
>>78719793
same

>>78719700
cheating scumbag

>>78719799
FUCK THE EXPERTS
SAME MONGS THOUGHT THERE'D BE AN APOCALYPSE AFTER BEXIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2sWv9XtTA

>>78719840
lol u mad bro?

this summers been shit
we've only 3 proper sunny days

vogels

>>78719867
>>78719867
>>78719867


new


>>78719867
>>78719867
>>78719867

>>78719700
https://youtu.be/WvuMQ4c7OUg?t=1m19s

>>78719875
I thought it was a good summer. Plenty of sun.

>>78719678
love dixieland but slavery was a big part of why thy rebelled