Labour edition
>muslim rape gangs
this is just plain bullshit
might have made a big mistake at work
hope i've fixed it but if not i'm not sure if i should sweep it under the carpet or come clean to the so-called manager
did brown man do the rape again? wowwwww
Reminder that cryptocurrencies are a complete scam.
>>78712865
haitiANO
is rorke banging on about his list again?
>>78712892
fuck off racist
by the end of next year i'll speak five languages
>>78712883
>only a child
>time for Labour
seems more like a Tory policy
>>78712869
better to come clean and explain the situation early doors than have it blow up in your face and get bollocked for not telling them
beat up the postman for coming round with this runtbox
>England 1st Innings: 71/4
>>78712946
which ones?
i sure hope you dont count the scandinavian languages as separate ones
I BE YELLING FUCK TWELVE
can someone please bump my /tv/ thread thanks >>>/tv/86852462
>>78712968
He was right about public shows of emotion
>>78712961
love it when i see the runtbox it's quite rare
always have an urge to run off with it
>>78712957
>seems more like a Tory policy
exactly
*kills all landlords*
*bans property as an asset, limits houses to 1 per person*
*builds 1.6m houses on the green belt*
*watches as families can get cheap, high quality housing, create more taxpayers, and have more money than ever to aid the economy*
woah, I just solved literally all our country's problems lads
>>78712969
by the end of next year ill speak 2 languages
are girls really impressed by money though if you're otherwise ugly etc. I was lucky enough to be born into a fortunate family and have never had a gf or sex at 28 and live in 2bedroom flat (alone) in kensington
>>78713046
would be fine if there were only decent English people living here
music for plants and the people who love them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A
>>78713049
kek what are you learning
>>78713053
>live in 2bedroom flat (alone) in kensington
can i move in with you? live in Isleworth atm
>>78712968
desu Mogg is a carpetbagging party loyalist.
Still, May manages to combine the two worst possible things in a Tory: Non-aristocratic upbringing and a vagina.
Plus the death knell of any politician: Aspergers syndrome.
>>78713046
bet you're the runt who creates those chink edition
>>78712969
english
german
spanish
danish
swedish
>>78713105
>spanish
jajajajaja, el haitiANO
>all expenses paid trip to Japan with your parents
>stay home and wage for 3 weeks
which one?
>>78713081
no sorry it's used by family when they need to do shit in london but most of the time just me
>>78713085
>Plus the death knell of any politician: Aspergers syndrome.
ah you noticed may's aspergers too
German is the most useful language in continental europe
prove me wrong
https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/900459882989600768
howling at the state of yanks
>>78713131
>3 weeks following mummy and daddy around a strange land, trying to subtly encourage them to try a maid cafe, citing "it won't be that weird", and trying not to get caught staring at all the anime posters dotted around
>>78713177
>the mongrel language
nah not a fan
>>78713139
maybe if you weren't such a cunt you'd get a gf
>>78713131
japan any day
>>78713085
>carpetbagging
Fuck off yank
>>78713053
Depends if you made it yourself or not in my experience, and if you're confident with it. Girls are, understandably, drawn to men that are ambitious and earn a good amount of money, because it bodes well for their future living conditions, status, and a good upbringing for any potential children. Money won't make you attractive but it's a big part of the picture.
The rest of ya'll know when I Sneed to yah
F
>>78713140
>gif
fuck off
>>78713177
Alright, you're wrong 'cause it's English
why is strongbow dark fruits so popular?
Last threads not even hit 300 yet you fucking bellend
>>78713131
can you peel off from your parents for at least some of it
>>78713053
you need to flex that cash money innit
>>78713180
>Dicky Spence retweeted it
howling
>>78713247
tastes nice
>>78713247
doesnt taste like literal piss
>>78713229
fuck is he actually dead?
kino
>>78713205
what do you mean by confident. I don't flash cash as not brought up that way as people try to take advantage but like I just don't talk about money really there is no need to. Certainly haven't made myself, more drawn to the arts than earning big money.
>>78713188
my dad would have a riot at one of those maid cafe's until my mum bitched at him lol
he told me he would like to try one of the massage parlours here and I had a god laugh at him since I'm sure he knows what the "massage" entails
>>78713247
normies don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>78713318
t. Thailadson, son of Thailad
so high terror threat in london this weekend bc of SW4 and notting hill carnival, tfw when going to both
that feel when when
>>78713251
nah mate they're keeping me on a leash
do you cunts just not get on with your parents or what?
rip rich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_g8P9elQM
>gosh anon i love you so much!
post the arse pic, you know the one
>>78713334
>>78713346
>both 19:37
hmm
haven't seen that hairy cornhole in months
nothing to eat except a microwave chalupa lads
>>78713349
kek nah i get on great with my parents just love exploring a new place on my own as well, just me and my backpack and that
>>78713353
very sad that rip piano died. /fit/ wont be the same without him
>>78713373
edit nvm haha someone make a new thread
>>78713373
coincidence imo opinion
do people actually eat the skins of jacket potatoes?
>>78713286
Yes m8
>>78713356
vile plastic mentally ill gook cunt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4479074/Sydney-model-slammed-Twitter-posts.html
>>78713403
you mean the best bit? yeah they do, mate
bass and strong kicks innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUiWORIL6wk
>>78713416
>liking white people is mentally ill
what did he mean by this?
>>78713403
>eating shitty stodge at all
The Ethiopian convenience stores sells herbal mixtures for $42.0. Pretty sure they know what they're doing.
I don't think I've ever been to an Ethiopian store that wasn't some sort of head shop.
>>78713416
don't be nasty anon
>>78713349
dont want to get into the details but mother and I had a scotch egg incident
>>78713416
>she wants a white guy
>this is a bad thing
t. paki
>oh herro, you are whitu austrarian? sugoi! how manry, compared to wimpy japanese boy who stirr rives wiv his paren-
>...who arr dese ord peopre you arr wiv?
>>78713389
been to Japan with the lads before
would prefer to go on my own but don't have that option
at least with mum and dad I can stay in a nice apartment and eat well
>tfw its a torrential downpour outside and I want to go out in half an hour
Looks like the courts blocked some more torrent sites in Australia tonight. Can't get onto rarbg
>>78713413
didnt even know he was in a coma. well fuck.
you can tell who the less fortunate people are in /brit/ because they talk as if going on expensive holidays with your parents is a weird thing to do. 5 star hotels are filled with families with old kids
>>78713302
I don't necessarily mean being a knob about it but dressing well, not being stingy with yourself, being generous, etc. Otherwise how will the girl know you have money and you're willing to spend it in the first place? I'd say the confidence is more linked to ambition too. Girls will often say they like a man who's passionate and ambitious.
>>78713484
https://unblocked.bid/
I unironically carry around a 19th.c gorget with me regularly
>>78713495
you can tell who is underage because you still go on holiday with your fucking parents mate, jog on
>>78713478
comfy image
also just get an umbrella
>rich piana dies
>boogie somehow still alive
how does this world work
>>78713484
literal criminal scum
>>78713523
jump scare dont click
>>78713428
>>78713452
Self-hating your own race and fetishising another is deranged, unpleasant behaviour, simple as
>not going on holiday with your parents
wtf? its like a free trip where you can just fuck about and take it easy without worry about planning or money or anything.
>>78713536
turns out there are worse things to pump your body full of than mountain dew
Listening to Sam Harris on iq differences and getting redpilled
>>78713536
steroid abuse kills you faster than being obese does
>>78713523
qt staring at you for 58 seconds do not click
>>78713498
I dress decent but I dislike logos. If you don't know about shoes you probably wouldn't know they cost 200 quid or whatever. I'm not stingy but I wont be taken advantage of, If i order 1 drink and they order 4 drinks with a meal i will not be splitting the bill evenly. Have no issues buying drinks for mates though or just random girls on a night out if we have having a good time. I am passionate about a lot of stuff but I mean if we're in a bar or club i'm not gona give you a lecture on how great Wim Wenders is or whatever.
I am amibitous but haven't got anywhere in my life yet really so I guess hard to tell. I don't walk around saying i'm gona write a man booker winning novel or some shit though.
>>78713536
If you looked at Rich Piana and didn't immediately see there were many things physically and mentally seriously wrong with him then you're a fucking idiot
>>78713573
>Listening to Sam Harris
stopped reading
>>78713573
>getting redpilled
stopped reading there
>what do you mean I'm not grown up or independent enough for you? I went to fucking Japan last year
>well of course they were, I obviously can't afford to do it on my own
i'm gona write a man booker winning novel or some shit
>>78713524
>just get an umbrella
got one
don't think you understand how heavy the rain is here, and i cant use an umbrella while riding my bike, I just wear a vinyl poncho which keeps me dry
its actually pretty comfy because the roads are empty in rain like this and the air smells nice like thick ozone and trees
>>78713573
to paraphrase zizek: why do I support the death penalty? because people like sam harris exist
>>78713625
did u give up on elysium?
>>78713549
>being a capitalist cuck
do not understand why i sleep for just under 12 hours every day, VERY annoying
update: fixed the thing i messed up at work
>>78713649
yea, I can never play MMOs for a long period, and my internet is too shit for online games
>teens and millennials think listening to pseudo-intellectual internet polemicists is a good substitute for actually reading books
lmao
>>78713659
cant even imagine losing that much of the day to sleep
>>78713628
>>78713608
>>78713621
Hello Peterson cucks
Baldrics are actually very useful for carrying a torch with you, doesnt take up space in your pockets and make you uncomfortable that way
Why do you people still refuse to use Euro as currency and get rid of the pounds?
>>78713556
she's half white you thick twat
>>78713679
wouldn't recommend it's actually quite depressing
>>78713705
>euro
hello my jewish friend
>>78713599
Same here, don't have anything with logos and my dress shoes (that I wear every day) are all north of £400.
Sounds like you're doing fine desu. Do you exercise?
>>78713673
Sam Harris isn't a pseudo though, he's a neuroscientist
>>78713705
idiot
>>78713708
>half white
So, another way of saying shitskin?
no idea what this webm is
>>78713705
because we had an empire once upon a time and we're too stubborn to move on
*tips*
>>78713673
how is sam harris controversial?
How is Gazza still alive?
can't believe someone would turn down a free holiday
>>78713781
no idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbzynfI41AI
lol
>>78713737
yeah but he talks about many other subjects than neuroscience, subjects about which he knows little and which he keeps misinterpreting
>>78713728
i used to jog a bit and still do evrey now and then but not much really, i'm pretty thin/low muscle.
I remember a few years ago I put my body mesasurements into some bbc quiz where it matched you up with what athlete your build is simliar to, i got table tennis lol
Problem is i'm just a bit ugly I think, the "joke" among friends if I do pull at a club it is because I told her I live in Kensington lol
>>78713742
oy m8 desist with yer tomfoolery, I say
>>78713797
oooooooooh fuck
>>78713781
Lots of medication i guess
>>78713755
haha, epic. shadilay brother
>>78713805
such as?
>>78713793
I would rather stay at home than get a long haul economy class flight to some Deano shithole resort to lie on a beach with thousands of fat ugly drunk people
still lying in bed
haha what am i like
>>78713825
philosophy, statistics, that sort of thing
he really shouldn't be taken seriously, he's a pretentious twat and a charlatan
>>78713850
definitely, guess lucky my parents like museums good food good hotels etc
>>78713805
Give examples.
>>78713759
appears to be a corgi getting heemed by a cat
>>78713781
remember when that guy was going around with a shotgun slaying coppers, and gazza phoned up BBC radio and went live on air putting out a message pleading with the guy to calm down, have a couple of beers and go fishing with him?
>>78713876
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskPhilosophyFAQ/comments/4i89pc/whats_wrong_with_sam_harris_why_do_philosophers/
>inb4 omg le reddit!!!!!!!
>>78713859
going to need more details than that mate. im more willing to take him seriously than i am you.
>>78713894
that post is dripping with bias mate. do better.
Lads, do your parents have a favorite old person radio station ? Hahaha.
>>78713890
Raul Moat?
it's friday lads
>>78713946
yeah
The most diverse city in the world.
>>78713894
>the first issue is that Sam Harris is racist
HOWLING
>>78713924
"why do philosophers not take Sam harris seriously?"
>link to page answering this
"but that's biased they are philosophers"
20 minutes til toil begins
>>78713966
yeah that part should be ignored, it's reddit after all, but the rest is worth reading
couldnt fathom the idea of flying for hours just to lie on the beach for a week
pretty sure the most remote place I've ever been to is Reykjavik
>>78713953
https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
love how russia just full of semiferal cats
28 mins till Saturday lads. I will do nothing fun as always.
juzg imagine having a vagina lel
>>78713894
>1st criticism
>Harris is Racist
the absolute fucking state of reddit
Didn't Sam Harris say we should nuke the middle east
double A's for the summer la, gpa still a solid 4.0 with five more classes to go for graduation!
Toronto is 49.9% foreign born. A large portion of the other 50.1% are 2nd and 3rd generation sons and daughters of recent immigrants.
>>78714035
disgusting
>>78713053
I imagine property prices in Kensington have dropped a bit now they moved the Grenfell survivors in lol.
Also notified Kensington district labour council that you're keeping an emtpy room
>>78714040
classic paki
The Chad Drunk -The Virgin Drunk
>>78714040
IT'S A PRANK BRO!!!!!!!!!
business idea: build good high quality tower blocks with good amounts of soundproofing
>>78713894
>Harris is racist - specifically, he's an Islamophobe
>Racist
>Islamophobe (Intense dislike or fear of Islam)
sounds like a great philosopher. stopped reading there.
>>78714035
amazing
truly a globalist city
>>78713811
Maybe start weightlifting or something. I know everyone says it but it's probably the only reason I manage to pull 50% of the girls I pull. I'm not as good looking as a lot of the people I go out with and I usually have really shit 'chat'. But being muscular opens up a lot of opportunities for me. Last time I was out I was with two mates and bumped into two girls I've been introduced to before at a bar. Few hours into the night when we were all quite pissed they described me as like 'the leader of the group' and were treating my mates like 'lads', despite the fact they're both older and better looking than I am. Everyone came back to mine and one of the girls stayed with me. I'm certain things like this wouldn't happen to me if I were skinny. Weightlifting also gave me a big confidence boost and pulled me out of a three year long depression.
>>78714040
love to see ethan and hila do one on him
>>78714062
>crooked ciggy hanging from his mouth
patrician
>>78714040
its a social experiment
need a chad vs virgin college student meme
>>78714029
wonder what would happen if you nuked an oil field
>>78714098
need this as well
Just bet on Mayweather to win in the 12th and
McGregor to win in the 3rd
How did I do?
>>78714035
Is there anything that truly sets apart Canadian culture as having more limey influences than yanks do?
(Not the Queen)
>>78714046
>Also notified Kensington district labour council that you're keeping an emtpy room
omg don't that's not true it's occupied some of the time
>>78714077
I just lose motivation when I see myself in the mirror and know i can't fix my height (i'm 5'4) or my face. Sometimes I think I should just get plastic surgery but its a downward spiral wher ei'll never be satisfied unles i have someone elses face.
>The most common reported ethnic origins[3] of Toronto residents are those from England (12.9%), China (12.0%), Canada (11.3%), Ireland (9.7%), Scotland (9.5%), India (7.6%), Italy (6.9%), the Philippines (5.5%), Germany (4.6%), France (4.5%), Poland (3.8%), Portugal (3.6%), and Jamaica (3.2%), or are of Jewish ethnic origin (3.1%). There is also a significant population of Ukrainians (2.5%), Russians (2.4%), Sri Lankans (2.3%), Spaniards (2.2%), Greeks (2.2%), Koreans (1.5%), Dutch (1.5%), Iranians (1.4%), Vietnamese (1.4%), Pakistanis (1.2%), Hungarians (1.2%), Guyanese (1.1%), and Welsh (1.0%). Communities of Afghans, Albanians, Arabs, Barbadians, Bangladeshis, Bulgarians, Colombians, Croats, Ecuadorians, Ethiopians, Grenadians, Macedonians, Mexicans, Nepalis, Romanians, Salvadorans, Serbs, Somalis, Tibetans, Trinidadians, and Vincentians are also recognized. Established ethnic neighbourhoods such as Chinatown, Corso Italia, Little Italy, Little India, Greektown, Koreatown, Little Jamaica, Little Portugal and Roncesvalles celebrate the city's multiculturalism.[4]
>>78714108
i am the prototypical chad when it comes to acing courses
Kraken Rum of Glenfiddich Whiskey?
might do something mischievous in the near future lads
>>78714128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm1CV960vTE
The londoners are very confusing. the long haired lad is the one who went interrailing, has property in kensington and seale, and also goes to gay bars every day?
>>78714143
dont believe you x
>>78714156
Lose some weight first
My ancestor :^)
>>78714113
Mayweather will win in probably the 2nd or 3rd, unless he's trying to drag it out for the crowd/attention.
It's like a fight between a tiger and a shark. Depends on whether it's on land or in water. In this case, Mayweather is the shark and the fight is in the water.
>>78714154
Both pleb AF
kraken for the mem bottle, glenny for the taste
>>78714128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUPsI941j-w
listening to this right now as chance would have it
>>78714154
Glenfiddich.
>>78714175
i'm not fat
>>78714178
Nice nipple your ancertor have, faggot
>>78714186
So what is not pleb in your estimation?
Would hendrick's gin make the cut?
>>78714186
*meme
can't type today soz xoxo
need to go to the gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDa5G0czkTY
>one is charged with protecting you
>the others will try to kill you
Well, /brit/?
>>78714154
Glenfiddich seems alri to me but ive only ever had that and jack daniels
wasnt a fan of kraken
>>78714174
>score on my final
do notice the class average and median
went to the gym this morning
Might import one of these
>>78714209
i can see your flag?
>>78714184
>Mayweather winning that early
Hello 1990s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikSIwrJQj0A
Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.
>>78714203
alrai
>>78714239
I get told kraken is very good with coke but i am generally adverse to rum & coke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LypjOTTH6E
why do normblobs hate poo metal lads
i unironically like this song
if you drink whisky produced outside Islay you're a stupid shit fuck and I fuckin ghate you
Tunage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAo4svd7IR4
>>78714246
philip?
>>78714225
that's really good, depending on the cocktail Gunpowder gin is pretty good (and not too expensive)
ah yes, the girl next door who moved out years ago has moved back in with her own noisy and obnoxious hellspawn
>>78714135
don't care
>>78714295
no, chad xx
>>78714252
if you don't stop calling me fat i'll post a pic of myself to prove you wrong
>>78714284
haha, problem?
islay whisky is pig disgusting
>>78714235
wheelchair kid at the front probably has mind powers like xavier
>>78714283
I quite like that song but I have the good sense to be a little embarrassed about it
>While English is the predominant language spoken by Torontonians, Statistics Canada reports that other language groups are significant, including Chinese varieties (particularly Cantonese and Mandarin), Italian, Punjabi, Spanish, Tagalog, Urdu, Tamil, Portuguese, Persian, Arabic, Russian, Polish, Gujarati, Korean, Vietnamese, and Greek. Canada's other official language, French, is spoken by 1.2% of the population.
>Of the 25 City of Toronto MPs, 14 are of non-British/non-French origin, and in particular: Chinese (6), Jewish (2), East Indian (1), Iranian (1), Italian (1), Pakistani (1), Polish (1), Somali (1).
>Taking into account the whole of GTA: East Indian (10), Chinese (4), Jewish (3), German (2), Iranian (2), Italian (2), Danish (1), Grenadian (1), Pakistani (1), Polish (1), Portuguese (1), Somali (1), Syrian (1).
>>78714283
>disturbed
what a normie lol
>>78714301
sorry it's a rum I fucked up, even your usual anejo with the net is a lot better imo, best rum&coke ever
>>78714308
is it black?
>>78714253
I'd be surprised if Mayweather couldn't make it a three punch fight, knocking him out in the first ten seconds. No amount of MMA training makes your chin invincible, or prepares you to fight a boxing legend in a boxing ring with boxing rules.
>>78714356
two white kids
>>78714336
I am greek.
>when you're so fat the only way you can get people to stop calling you fat is to threaten them with having to look at your flabby body
dont care about toronto
>>78714270
it ain't me
>Toronto sucks
woah, this is the first I'm hearing about this!
>>78714284
Drinking pic related right now, with coke and ice.
I bet that really pisses you off.
>toronto
prefer london (ontario)
got some glasses and they make me look like a nonce
NOT happy
>>78714441
pics
>>78714336
That city looks like such a dump
>>78714441
nonce
>>78714336
>Jewish
why is a religion in a list of nationalities?
>>78714455
you're just taking the piss now mate
>>78714441
WAHEEEY SPECCY FOUR EYES
>254
>>78714455
way too early
I made this edition for linking at 300 and some twat has linked it early
>>78714455
oh new thread?
*migrates*
could you even imagine being so desperate for attention that you're actually competitively making early threads
>>78714498
i did. i was the one who linked it
dont make threads at 250 posts you autistic fucking cunt
>>78714529
many such cases. SAD!
>>78714545
you are calling ME autistic yet YOURE the one who links at 250 you little twat
>>78714583
>>78714545
both raging autists with obsessive compulsive disorders
>>78714172
almost as if there's more than one londoner or something crazy liek that
Anyone else move their cursor around the edges of these post boxes when they're bored? Just tracing the edges, as though the posts are buildings on their side, like a skyline, and the cursor is Mario or Batman running and jumping along? I get bored waiting for more posts.
>>78714638
>>78714638
>>78714638
real new
need a yuzu GF
>>78714644
oh you've really fucked me off now
>>78714623
are you the guy on /tv/ who posts webms of him tracing the curves of Alexandra Daddario?
we're going to get shut down by the janny if you autistic retards keep making new threads
>>78714645
I remember when we wouldn't make new threads unless we were well past 300. Now new threads are poster almost immediately after 250. What happened in the last 3 months that's made you guys such faggots.
>>78714638
>>78714638
>>78714638
new
>>78714638
>>78714638
>>78714638
>>78714684
Certainly not.
I would a Daddario though.
>when there are more posts linking your thread than posts in your thread
>>78714717
>>>/reddit/
>>78714739
>4chan memes are reddit
knowyourmeme.com
argh what threead are we using!!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>78714757
that's not the reason
The blood was pumping through my engorged veins. Would I be able to make my new thread before anybody else could make theirs. I moved my cursor over to the "start new thread" button and my heart was really pumping now. I typed /brit/ into the subject field and felt the sweat cascading down my brow as I uploaded the picture. True panic set in as a wrote my edition and and pressed the submit button. With hasty trepidation I copied the link to my thread and scurried back to the 250 post /brit/ thead and submitted my masterpiece. But then the thread updated and there it was, I was devastated, distraught, somebody had submitted a new thread before mine. All my minutes of effort wasted. This is my life now, forever battling and jostling with my fellow /brit/ posters to create earlier and earlier new threads.
New Rule: The REAL New only comes after 300 posts. As soon as we hit 300, It's free game. Before 300, get fucked.
>>78714764
>>78714638
>>78714638
>>78714638
I for one will not be posting in any new thread posted before 300 posts
like the old days when things were simple
he linked it at 250 Janny, don't roll over
do your fucking job janny
I don't pay you to sit on your fat arse eating hot pockets all day
Got called a mong at Safeway.
>>78714787
Used to be like that, back in the day. New threads would be ignored until the current thread was over 300. When they stopped ignoring them, and started migrating earlier and earlier, I warned them what would happen. They laughed when I said that. They're not laughing now.
>>78714960
nobody cares
>>78714960
/brit/'s lost its way. Much like the human race in general.
bane