/brit/

>>78711386
DELET THIS

To find out who controls you, simply find out who you're not allowed to criticizee

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haha baby egg plane

third

Reckon the first year of uni was one the best years of my life. If any of you lads are going, just fucking let loose and have a good time.

>>78711424
hahaha wow *head explodes* thank WOW fuckin holy shit bro i was sitting here smokin weed and WHAM i read this ZoooooooooOOOOOOm fuckin blinded me MAn aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gf said I was too big for her
I'm like 5,5" at BEST

what the fuck
is she lying or what

"Reckon the first year of uni was one the best years of my life. If any of you lads are going, just fucking let loose and have a good time."

>>78711442
What did you do? Get pissed and chat shit? Sounds great

>>78711377
wy is it so angry

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Just got this absolute steal at 700pm in zone 1.
Well chuffed.

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>>78711415
She is the Queen of Brit

WHITE POWER

Peed the bed again

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A 2001 study found that the genetic affinity of Indians to Europeans is proportionate to caste rank, the upper castes being most similar to Europeans whereas lower castes are more like Asians.

>>78711442
i stayed in my room and levelled on LOTRO (unironically)

>>78711450
jewish controlled brainlet, not that i can blame you, the tap water shrivelled your brain before you even had a chance

>>78711487
WHITEY

>>78711487
Indians are obsessed with looking white

>>78711442
desu it was probably the worst year of mine.

discovered that adulthood is even more miserable than secondary. people just ignore you now, even when you're civil, even when people act friendly they have no actual interest. bastards all.

>>78711386
Fraud
http://www.wheninmanila.com/netizen-claims-australian-filipino-internet-sensation-lily-may-mac-is-not-natural/

>Libyan "people"

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/901005510421381120

>>78711533
boo fucking hoo
>wahh people stopped even pretending to like me
needy prick

hated uni
made me fat because there was this really nice and cheap pizza place near my halls and I'd just eat pizza every day

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>>78711489

hes here

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*surreptitiously watches you post*

>>78711550
heard that on the news hahaha
*pwarp*

>>78711561
i know what you mean

lost weight though

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>hmmm yes i'll go to university and stay in my room and not be social that will definitely work out

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>>78711386

>>78711558
Actually my complaint is more "people pretend to like me, but put near no effort into it."
If anything I'd rather just be actively disliked and get on with my life. It'd save everyone time.

"hated uni"
"made me fat because there was this really nice and cheap pizza place near my halls and I'd just eat pizza every day"

>>78711581
me right now

>>78711594
boo fucking hoo
>wahh other people have manners and it annoys me for some reason
needy prick

loved uni
became a vegan and had sex every day with my harem of vegan girls

>>78711611
You're a vegan?

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>he has a double phd in astrophysics and brain surgery
>he forgot to leave his room during uni, thus having no connections, thus being unemployed and on the dole

>>78711631
literally happened to my brother's friend's uncle's cousin

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i'm pretty i'm a retard lads

>>78711607
If I can have friends and enemies as a child, why the fuck does everyone have to be empty now?
It's not even neediness. I've more or less given up, I'm just irritated that I was ever lead to believe there was a point to it all.

>>78711658
well only a retard would think you're pretty so that checks out

lukewarm about uni, me

>>78711631
>connections
FONT

I read that China has more people with genius level IQ than the USA has people.

How likely is this?

didn't hate uni but found it really tedious and definitely not worth the amount of time and money spent. disliked most people there too, just loads of these faceless international-cosmopolitan clones
it was so dreary
I enjoy being free so much more, uni seems just like a stopgap so you don't need to become an adult

>>78711631
literally doing that right now

>>78711681
If it has so many eggheads then why is it so shit

Time for ANOTHER bath.

It never ends.

spent my younger year 18-27 in doors playing video games and avoiding people due to being shy and awkward
wish I could get those years back now
it's hard putting yourself in uncomfortable social situations, but it's better than the alternative of being alone all the time.

don't waste your younger years lads and gals

t. reformed normie

>>78711673
>wahhhhhhh

>>78711695
The number of eggheads is balanced out by the huge number of knobheads.

just looked around 'Orilla'
north america is so peng why do I live here

>>78711698
more a sort of groaning noise.

>>78711631
had a friend who had a really well paid prestigious job as an architect but lost everything to his world of warcraft addiction.
not even joking

>>78711681
China has 1.5 billion people
america has 350m

>>78711740
1,389,129,193

>>78711710
it might look nice but imagine actually having to live there
you couldn't have your own comfy little home like every Englishman desires, it'd have to be a cardboard shack with your next door neighbour knocking on you to come watch Game of Thrones
it's a bit like how Northerners brag about cheap housing

BISMILLAH

>>78711749
okay mate
no need to be pedantic

>>78711750
Some Yankee tries knocking on me I'll do time.

>>78711697
I'm 18 and doing uni next year, can't say I'm looking forward to it but it can't be that bad if every single person on the planet excluding 3 billion miscellaneous third world rasheeds tries it and at least half get out with a degree

29 and never went to college
if i could do it over again i still wouldn't

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haha imagine turning it on haha just as a joke haha

>>78711772
Tickle my ring

>>78711623
not anymore

>>78711586
she was far more attractive before

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>>78711819
utter shit cunt

fox and grapes
exhibit a
>>78711750

>>78711811
there's pictures of what you're describing
not posting them here though
the janitor wouldn't approve

>>78711843
fanny

>>78711780
ah yes, because a degree solves everything, mhm
must be worth it if all those people are doing it like you say, right, mhm

the only vegan i've ever known was my older brother who got 3 DUIs and live under house arrest, and so therefore all vegans are retarded miscreants

>>78711811
haha they'd be obliterated
guts and bits of bone and hair sprayed all over the runway
their families would never recover from such a tragedy haha

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>peng

white pride?
world wide m8

*downs my vimto*

Poo!

business idea: alcoholic 8% vimto

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>>78711811
>>78711843
who wants spaghetti hoops?

>>78711875
if it provides you with a decent income so you can do everything else then so be it

keep in mind I've got around 40 years left at the very least assuming I don't get hit by a car tomorrow or shot by a deranged paki, can't imagine what would happen to bona fide NEETs once their parents kick the bucket

>>78711896
years later...

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/brit/ in a nutshell

we watching the big fight sunday morn lads

Tried jelqing about 4 years ago

Willy didnt get longer but started having these really powerful cumshots where cum will literally continually shoot out my willy in hot streams punctuated by big shots that flew across the room.

Not had them since and its just been the ol' dribblers and odd shot since them

>>78711920
Just pour a bit of blackcurrant cordial into your special brew. Same thing.

the chemical brothers are overrated i reckon

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you arrive in Birmingham

hatposting is the most childish form of reply, you simply lack the intellect to refute my primary argument

>>78711932
Speak for yourself. I'm well 'ard.

>half pinoy tart with the lips of Jay-z, hair like a member of ABBA and the jawline of david gandy isn't natural

stop the bloody presses lads

>>78711920
>he's never had a cheeky vimto

>>78711949
>the south

dire

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>hatposting is the most childish form of reply, you simply lack the intellect to refute my primary argument

>>78711941
>willy

I fucking cringe whenever I read or hear this word. What sort of beta wimpish twat uses it?

I hope you get glassed in the face

>>78711926
ah yes, a piece of paper means you get income, mhm, that's how it works, yep

Sightly older than most people I know at uni and also wen't to a uni packed with uppity posh wankers. I get by but I really find it hard to put up with the antics sometimes

>>78711970
Birmingham's midlands.

>you will never save 50p for after primary school where you go to the corner shop and buy 50p worth of sweeties (fizzy coca cola bottles, sour strawberries etc..) ever again

might off meself

>>78711991
Willy lol

"hatposting is the most childish form of reply, you simply lack the intellect to refute my primary argument"

>>78711991
squoked

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>I fucking cringe whenever I read or hear this word. What sort of beta wimpish twat uses it?

>I hope you get glassed in the face

>>78711991
national of Pakistani origin

how come in every country the southern half is filled with dumb people whilst the north is filled with dignified intellectuals?

>>78711991
>>>/reddit/

>>78712004
>50p

Was only 20p for me ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71fOQnSfmc

detroit looks like urban exploration paradise

>>78711991
>perfectly valid words in the english dictionary should be banned because I don't agree with their use

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>>78712004
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

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>>78712004
>there will be no more wacadays
>only saturdays

"how come in every country the southern half is filled with dumb people whilst the north is filled with dignified intellectuals?"

I know you are the only star

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>when an aussie thinks you care about his opinion on anything

*pulls out today's copy of the daily star*
>ah yes interesting

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ngl I take a big flask of coffee into work with me every day and it's filled with whisky

reckon brits should formally adopt the use of lollies instead of sweets in everyday parlance

the fact is that it's become something of a yankism these days and will eventually be entirely replaced by candy unless drastic action is taken post-haste

>>78711472
ah yes, the Northern workstation

really must stop spending every day off drinking wine and shitposting until I fall asleep at my desk

going Glebe tomorrow
see you there boys

Any uni goers: networking is more important than the degree itself.

i repeat: networking is more important than the degree itself.

>>78712004
remember when you'd find a quid on the floor and be a big spender in the corner shop

good times

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It's Sneed! Gah! Don't you even know Sneed when you see him?

>>78712078
naaaa

>>78712070
a lolly is a specific kind of sweet, fuck are you on about

>>78712114
don't reply to them ffs

last time i went looking for sweet lolly candy i had to spend a weekend in the cells

didnt even go to uni, just went networking at one and look, now im CEO of a big bank

>>78712070
>>78712114
nonse

>>78712144
hello my jewish friend

didnt even go to uni and didnt even bother networking

now I'm a machine operator

>>78712148
go outside sometime

*takes a degree in networking*

networking is like flirting

didn't even complete the 4rth grade
now I DRIVE the school bus

went to the university of life myself, did me right in the end

didnt even go to uni and didnt even bother networking

now i make abortions x

>>78712174
That'll be £50k please

waiting on a colleague to return from the services with the free slice of cake I got through a work reward scheme

>>78712098
Once nicked a quid out of my Halifax piggy bank and spent it on little individual trifles and chocolate bars. Sat in a dirty corner of the shopping centre by myself, eating trifle with my fingers, shoppers walking past and laughing at me.

Went back and told mam I'd lost a quid out of my piggy bank and she got VERY irate and told me to go find it. Went to my mate's house and sold him a He-Man figure for a quid that he'd got that day for being brave at the dentist. Reckon he only agreed to the transaction because I was crying about the bollocking I'd get from me mam.

I was 23 lol.

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need a lily gf

knew a lad that got a 2:2 in media and ended up getting a 30k consulting job just because he made friends with someone on a night out.

>>78712189
>now I DRIVE the school bus
moving up in the world la

any crypto man in? need a hand

>>78712212
nary a character

went uni but didn't network

now i shitpost on 4chan

>>78712193
life isn't a university it's a polytechnic

>>78712232
crypto man here

>>78712241
no such thing in god's own land, the commonwealth of australia

not a fan of this lily tart

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi... duhhhhhhhhhhhhh me talking you
*gets 80k starting job*

>>78712232
yeah go on

>>78711991
willy

>>78712254
aussie?

>>78712232
what do you need to know?

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tights

>>78712289
ribena

hatposting is the most childish form of reply, you simply lack the intellect to refute my primary argument

>>78712253
THE LIGHT ON THE HILL, NOT HEWSON AND THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL

hope every brainless normie mong that uses the word networking gets cancer

>>78712243
>>78712270
proof or I won't waste our time

>>78712292
utterly grim that this sort of behaviour is allowed in the 21st century

want some boots but they cost a lot

was originally going to post "not a fan of this filipina tart" but didn't want to be misunderstood

>>78711991
wiener?

>>78712292
my primary question is "how"

have more success with women by not trying to get women, than actually trying to get women

don't get women

>>78712333
I got some Karrimor boots for about £25 quid. Excellent value.

i want an american friend

>>78712254
lillies are an odd thing to make tarts out of tbf
have you tried custard

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>>78712337
do noT

>>78712344
exactly, without disturbing those pipes too

>>78711999
maybe it's bc i'm a lil posh but uppity posh antics are the best

>>78712320
would memeing about knee pads prove that I'm a crypto man?

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would quite like this for my birthday

trying to buy train tickets nd cant figure out when peak time ends

is it 9 or 9.30

>>78712344
Same. I'm thinking either a digger machine, or some very obedient workers and a mischievous foreman (like they had in Germany in the 30s and 40s lol).

cannot stand interacting with normingtons on a daily basis

it's like observing some kind of inconsequential insect while reading the paper, occasionally you'll get the urge to squash it into the pavement with your shoe but you'll rarely act on it due to their utter worthlessness in the grand scheme of things

gives me the fear that these bizarre little creatures are so prevalent

>>78712389
is google broken?

wish I were a female so I could be naked in public and if caught just get maybe a slap on the wrist

>>78712220
i mean that's the real "intelligence" you need to get ahead. It sucks but fair play to the lad he has his priorities right

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>>78712356
>£25 quid

>>78712396
Im fine with it but there loads of well rounded, witty, quick thinking people out there who are amazing with words, booming voice, tall

really intimidating as a 5'8 spastic

>>78712414
how much money would I need to earn on a yearly basis to attract women like this?

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A friendly

>>78712419
haha oops

>>78712431
Just be yourself.

2ch DOT hk/b/src/159796620/15036649083250.webm

aesthetic

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>>78712373
okay sound, basically I've set up an account today on Coinbase but was told not to buy directly from there, instead deposit money (I have about £300 I want to invest) and then buy on GDAX because it has lower fees - does that sound right?

also I know /biz/ deals a lot in memecoins etc but since I'm a beginner I just want something that I can hold for a while and expect some reasonable returns, was thinking of splitting the £300 in thirds across BTC, LTC and ETH - does this sound viable? should I hold off a while or what? where would you recommend starting?

also why can't I deposit GBP yet? do they need to verify my bank account first?

>>78712414
imagine trying so hard to force jawline you wind up looking like ET

>>78712401
share this feeling

"thinking_grande"

>>78712431
not every girl is interested in money

quite like ale, whisky and rum lads
beer and cider are a bit overrated iah

still angry that dogecoin never took off.
i thought redditors would meme it to being something of value so i wanked away on faucets and mining for a while and didn't get a penny out of it

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just over a month until I'm in Japan lads!!!

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>>78712489

>>78712489
*does the incel screech*

>>78712401
this and for other reasons

>>78712493
still have 2000 i got for free

they're worth like £3 now

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>>78712489
>>78712445
>just be yourself
>not everyone woman is interested in money

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>>78712489

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>>78712489

hey uh I really don't appreciate these giant fish lips to be perfectly honest with you laddies

>>78712457
aren't you supposed to go through polonex or bittrex if you want to make money on crypto?

>>78712433
An enomè

need a hapa pinoy fish lipped gf

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>>78712489

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cryptoman here

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>>78712566
racist

pjwposting will be bigger than jesus in the year 2017

>>78712599
>botnetfolio

>>78712457
>thirds across BTC, LTC and ETH

we actually did simliar across these 3 coins at the start of the week and are down ~10% which is not to say it wont go up but not been a good week for our spread.

As to which is really the best exchange to buy on we're still trying to work it out. I'm kinda impressed with bitsquare though but you need bitcoin (to function as a deposit) to buy bitcoin which is annoying.

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>>78712599
>left my crypto alone while i was in asia for two months
>thought leaving it in ETC was a safe bet
>come back and it's literally halved in value

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>read this week's edition of the Economist
>go in to work and try to discuss such issues with my lefty and rorkey co-workers(being a radcen I annihilate them every time)
>Elections in kenya? Is that in asia?
>North korea? is that like japan?
>Bannon? oh he is trumps brother haha covfefe xDDDD
>check out this cat meme anon xDDD

what the FUCK is wrong with normies

>>78712539
ah yes, now here's a girl who is repulsed by money
bet she gets moist just thinking about lads on the dole or working part-time in mcdonalds

>>78712599
fancy giving me a hand then?

>>78712518
same

>>78712524
>>78712530
>>78712538
>>78712541
>>78712545
>>78712587
It's true if you're attractive and good in bed

>>78712629
prefer the business insider myself

>>78712518
youre just a silly looking turlte boy

>>78712457
With Coinbase you can buy with your debit card but the spread is huge (you end up paying more than the current price). To deposit directly from your bank you'll need to be verified.

>>78712551
These are for trading shitcoins. Buy on somewhere like Kraken or Coinbase/gdax and thenove them to bittrex or polo for shitcoins.

>>78712599
I turned 3k into 45k with ETH but rode down like aong to 20k and ended up selling at the bottom trying to time the market. Lesson learnt. I'm 80/20 OMG/PAY now.

>>78712629
>>78712663
I prefer to witness happenings myself.

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Women respect inteligence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHJNGdFll4o

>>78712633
why would that matter? you aren't on the dole or working part time in mcdonalds, are you anon?

>>78712679
cannot recomend kraken have had nothing but problems

>>78712629
go back to masturbating onto your keating daki /r/neoliberal

>he hasn't put all in life savings into bitcoin

how fucking stupid are you?

hate jolene by dolly parton, it's a very runtish tune

>>78712679
seconding this >>78712695 kraken is fucking shite. Also wouldnt go with polo, everytime they have a lot of traffic they fucking crash which makes quick moves in market volatility impossible

>>78712679
>With Coinbase you can buy with your debit card but the spread is huge

yeah that's why I was told on /biz/ to deposit into a wallet on CB then use that to buy BTC/whatever on GDAX

this lad is telling me I have to buy euros though? >>>/biz/3204259

>>78712700
bizarre proportions

>>78712700
>Born: 20 November 2002 (age 14)
'e

need the succ

>>78712717
you're very runtish

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>seconding this >>78712695 kraken is fucking shite. Also wouldnt go with polo, everytime they have a lot of traffic they fucking crash which makes quick moves in market volatility impossible

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hahaha it's evolving

not getting into crypto because I dont want to check my phone every 2 minutes and kill myself when shit crashes

Honestly considering a cheeky move to Portugal lads

>cheap
>latin culture
>latinas
>nice weather
>Close to the UK
>in the EU

honestly struggling to find a downside tbqh

how exactly do you cash out all the gains you make from crypto to fiat?

>>78712647
want to meet up

>>78712691
actually work in advertising and have a pretty fit gf
don't for a minute believe she'd stay with me if it weren't for the fact I earn a lot of money
women are shallow materialistic bitches you acquire with money

>>78712758
i'll fucking kick your head in you little cunt

>>78712774
spoiler: you don't

want to move a comfy quiet town in the american midwest and just have a chill life surrounded by friendly white yanks. is that too much to ask?

>>78712774
wouldn't bother mate, they're shit cars

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>how exactly do you cash out all the gains you make from crypto to fiat?

Doing a smelly poo

>>78712782
>women are shallow materialistic bitches you acquire with money
not true, i got your mum with half a pack of quavers and two camel blue cigarettes

>>78712774
why would you want to? keep holding it, the only way is up!

>>78712771
peng country

no jobs though

>>78712817
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>>78712817
>>78712817
>>78712817

>>78712774
You can't that's why its a fucking waste of time.

>>78712774
>cash out gains

no coiners everyone

>>78712778
nah I'm going with my fiancee, would be a bit weird

>>78712816
dad?
whyd you leave
you only went out for marshmellows and I never saw you again?

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>>78712629
The Spectator

>>78712628
>ETC
what he fuck were you thinking

>>78712719
>>78712695
Yeah I don't recommend Kraken for people that want to trade actively. But I bought with euros and Kraken was the best for that at the time.

>>78712736
GBP pairs are generally illiquid for some reason. I set up a bank account with Fidorbank.uk, transferred GBP to it, sent it to Kraken from there and it gets converted to EUR with an OK exchange rate and low fees.

>>78712774
Already cashed out 3k from Kraken to pay some debts for my dickhead brother who got involved with a loan shark. Just sold ETH for GBP and did a withdrawal to my bank.

>new at 268

...

>>78712828
>269
actually end your life

>>78712771
honestly was once considering the same, it's a low key and cheap part of western europe. people are proper nice too, used to go to a catholic church with loads of qts too

>>78712457
Yeah, coinbase has a 1.5% fee for all transactions either way so anyone serious immediately shuffles their funds over to GDAX every time.

I've heard of a lot of people having issues verifying British bank accounts. It might even be a month before you can do anything.

>£300 in thirds across BTC, LTC and ETH - does this sound viable?
If you can afford to lose it, just put it all in ETH. The sentiment behind ETH is great right now and if you only have £300 to invest you're better off putting it in the one with the biggest chance of mooning than diversifying your portfolio for really slight gains.

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>>78712854
you don't understand, he's got a REALLY funny gimmick OP that everyone needs to see!

The Ethiopian convenience stores sells herbal mixtures for $42.0. Pretty sure they know what they're doing.

I don't think I've ever been to an Ethiopian store that wasn't some sort of headship.

>>78712854
figures it's some lefty labour student, needing to be the op of the thread for his attention fix

>>78712778
turtle? are you going with parents

>>78712886
FUCK OFF

>>78712901
yes

>>78712882
>It might even be a month before you can do anything.

ah that's cack, but it definitely is possible yeah?

have you got an email I could contact you on mate? I really appreciate the help

>>78712917
cant tell if youre joking or not

>>78712917
grim
not really
wish i could go japan

>>78712941
why would I be joking

>>78712898
>le paki rape gang edition

nah it's defo rorke

>>78712964
because 4chan is 18+ yet you're claiming to be going on holiday with your parents in the near future

my gf has rejected millionaires wanting to 'sponsor' her, business owners and oxbridge econ students

saying that I am tall, VERY funny and have a big willy

>>78712982
they offered to pay for it

>>78712982
this
once you turn 18 you're supposed to stay at home and have a party while they're away

>going to japan with my fiancee

ah you're one of those weird weeb couples, I bet her hair is electric blue or some stupid colour

>>78712982
>>78713024
umm how am I going to afford 5 star hotels and shit if i go on holiday without my parents? LOL

Simply don't have 5k to spend on a month in australia but parents will pay that for me

>>78713073
she'd never heard of the word konnichiwa until I suggested going
I only want to go because my Dad lived there for 3 years with work, not a nonce

Just saw some Chinese tourist wondering around Cambridge with a headscarf on

She was probably confused and thought we were some Shariah law Muslim shithole or something lol

>>78713136
probably not
Asians wear full on flower print burkas to avoid any sun exposure

>>78713136
I call bullshit, if she was Chinese in Cambridge she was probably wondering how she took the busway from St Ives and wound up back in Shanghai

>>78713136
She could just be a light-skinned South East Asian Muslims.

Or a Chinese Muslim, which are a proportionally small caste in China.