Heard this joke today at work: What is the difference between

>>78710611
???

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>>78710611

LOOOOL

>>78710611
Heavily in what department?

Debt is spelled with a 'b', Hans. Nice effort though.

wtf I love germs now

>>78710781
>>78710795
>>78710827
Sharters detected

>>78710611
8 0 0 0 0 0

>>78710611
>German Humour

>>78710611
High quality shitpost brudi

>>78712308
SHART IN MART

>>78710611
>>78710795
Why are Germans so unfunny?

ahh yes

germany

>>78713341
POOJEET

>>78713565
>A wh*Te dares to reply to me without my permission

Disgusting.

>>78713638
He's american though

>>78713638
Indians are white.Stfu poo, the whole world is white.

>>78710611
That's really funny

>>78713431
>>78712308

Not that you are wrong but he's clearly being ironic

>german humor

>>78713691
No, I have pure Nubian ancestry.

>>78713758
Ze pen iz on ze table

>>78713807
>Italian humour

Ja

Sehr hilarious

Joke hast been completed

Proceed to engage in laughter for zee next 5 seconds or less

>>78713829
>No, I have pure Nubian ancestry.
more like Poobian

>>78713676
I'm %100 Polish American Shitalian scum.

>>78710611
What mean heavily in dept?

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>>78713873
my ancestors :)

>>78713874
Can you be my gf (bf)?

>>78713834
You got a problem?

>>78713951
No sir! Javoll! ACHTUNG!!!.DER AMERICANER IST EIN VERFLUCKTE HUND!

>it's another german unfunny thread

>>78713951
Hey Anhela, what mean heavily in dept?

>>78713990
That was the entire purpose of the thread.
Now OP can create a new "le screencap meme" pic.

>>78713990
You dont know, it's especial german humor.

>>78714027
I'm not OP

>>78713984
Mamma mia pasta burloni deste buncci mussolini

>>78714048
r*dditors should be rangebanned.

>>78710611
German humor man, it's no laughing matter.

Germans are pretty funny tbqh

>>78714079
So what? You are doiche too and must to know what mean heavily in dept.

>>78714167
It was probably a typo mistake

>>78714139
ha-ha it was funny.
o i can play this game too.
EBALAYTUNG DER JOBLISHE FUR NAHTEN POOZEN CRUTEN FRANKEN COPF! CRANCENHOUSE!

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This is now a german "humor" thread

I just came back from a trip to Germany. I had a lot of fun, but I now understand why people say German and American cultures are incompatible.

Americans drink to get drunk
>Germans don't
Americans use and understand sarcasm
>Germans don't
Germans care about organization and punctuality
>Americans don't
Germans like rules and bureocracy
>Americans don't

It's still a cool place though.

>>78710611
it really sounds funny in German

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sBfYLFLXNZ

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>>78714434
What the fuck is wrong with your voice?

>>78714477
please don't mention my voice

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>>78714434
...

>>78714394
t.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/08/13/world/europe/ap-eu-germany-nazi-salute.html

>>78714436
That's a pretty good joke though

>>78714333
i dont understand.
Centrifugal forces move them to the edges?

>>78714258
[bootleg russian]

>>78714560
Lol

>>78714501
I just mentioned it

>>78714394
>Germans care about organization and punctuality
stereotype. they can be very slow.

>>78710611

BASED

>>78714629
I think it's a meme post

>>78714394
>Germans care about organization and punctuality
50/50
>Germans like rules and bureocracy
bullshit, bureaucracy is after the wheather the second topic people here complain about

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>>78710611
>americans

>>78714434
some like rammstaine.

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>>78710611
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>78714585
what is mean? and i'm not russian.

>>78714701
Prove him wrong

>>78710611
That's great, that's probably the first time you'v e heard that joke...today.

It's really sad to know that foreigners take this stereotype so serious that they literally refuse to laugh about my jokes or think I'm serious when using irony.
Funny thing is when I meet foreigners I now always say I'm from Switzerland or something and all of a sudden my jokes are funny.

I think Americans have a similar problem where people just pretend that they are wrong and stupid even though they are right.

>>78714854
I never met a sane American though

>>78714774
ha, in ukraine and russia like said: Not that country was called Honduras.

>>78714333
>>78714436
Nothing wrong with these two, pretty funny desu

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as if yuropeans are any saner


the whiter your complexion the more fucked up in the head you are.

>>78714938
Here is an example

>I make a false statement
>some random dude corrects me

>American makes wrong statement
>entire board replies with ebin golden face pics and "American education xdD"

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>>78714982
delet

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>>78710611
unironically a good one
I've got one too:

A russian, a german and a american walk into a bar

the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"

The russian orders a vodka shot

the german orders a beer

the american says:"I am a dumb fat american son of a whore brainwashed kike puppet bitch i love BBC and watching my wife getting fucked by black cock."

the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shots the american in the face

>>78717704
Jesus, all this straight hate.
Lets meme this, in the right way.

>a Russian, a German and a American went into a bar.
>the Russian ask for a vodka
>the German ask for a beer
>the American ask for a gallon of coca cola© and 3 McDonald®
>the Russian get served and squat in his corner
>the German comply because the beer is not Czech, but drinks any way.
>The American did not understand why they don't serve McDonald in a bar. End up just clapping for 5 minutes for the 3 bottles of coca cola, and only tip 50% of the bill.

See? no need to be violent.

>>78719571
Joke needs to be 3 lines shorter

>>78714436
Damn....

>>78719571
the rowdiness and simplicity of that stupid joke IS the punchline
sorry m8, but your version is just a bunch of stupid memes.

>>78719940
At less is not simple butthurt.

>>78714278
>>78714333
>>78714436
but these are good though