Mortal Kombat edition
>>78709754
he was the best off us
RIP Rich
>>78709754
Was he natty?
fat man was a normie
bit nervous about being able to keep up with my course 2bh
enthusiasm for joining a political party is dropping again.
can't choose between it being the only meaningful thing a runt like me could do with my life if i play my cards right (and probably the only source of employment too.), and the fact that it means constantly policing myself so that no cunt from the sun can find out what strange things i've been buying on ebay or what gay bars i've wound up in by trusting strangers.
>>78709754
>>78709768
>>78709782
>>78709784
>>78709789
How safe is Australia?
>>78709754
2000 YEARS AGO
A MANBEAST WAS BORN
ON A DISTANT PLANET
>>78709805
skin cancer is very dangerous
>>78709789
what uni
The NHS should cull some old people.
>>78709828
göteborg
going out
>>78709789
Are you coming here?
>>78709805
Depends, what do you think of beer and meat pies?
>>78709805
dangerous and down right stupid
>>78709835
chalmers?
Will you stay in our lovers story?
wtf there are two Swedes?
>>78709861
If you stay, you won't be sorry.
>>78709862
nah im talking to myself x
>>78709851
am not aspie enough
Holy shit I thought the rip piana posts were joking fucking hell
>tfw no american mum
>get a sausage
>put some bread around it
>i-its not a sausage sandwich, it's a sausage sizzler
>look at our unique Australian invention
>>78709856
He seems fit and able.
>>78709921
>one slice of bread
>sandwich
state
It's happening, lads
Come to Whitby and try this shit I'll slash their fucking throats.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41020363
>>78709949
won't happen
>>78709949
>>>/reddit/
just LOVE when sniffer dogs single me out when I dont have drugs and dont take drugs but because i've been around people taking drugs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41045560
fucking based
>>78709949
Oh fucking hell. He "discovered it" for the civilised world, for Britain etc, why do these people need to lose their minds over semantics.
>>78709988
Make me
>carb addiction
is this actually a real thing?
I would do stuff to Sarah Palin
I really would
This fucking mental bastard
>>78709955
>>78709955
>>78709955
>>78709955
>>78709955
Post some nice bums
>>78710050
blistering
eating a succulent Chinese meal alone in the restaurant lads
>>78710082
*places you under arrest*
*grabs your penis*
>>78710082
Post pic x
like indecent things
>>78709949
what a load of rubbish.
America is taking the entire Western world into itself at a frightening rate.
>>78710082
did you succumb to it?
THIS IS BBC ONE
https://youtu.be/UVEU6n2eKtg?t=11m45s
my asshole is positively blown out lads
don't know how much longer i can take this "shitting my guts out constantly" meme
>>78710050
screaming and pissing
>>78709917
phwoar give us a sitrip
wish OP posted the mortal kombat theme tune.
seems rude not to
here we are then
>>78710170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tibx2MfBjKA
>>78710154
Go see a doctor.
just started watching beaut and the beast no spoilers please
>>78710188
crispy chilli beef?
good lad
>>78710188
call this a meal?
unpopular opinion: the world isn't flat
>>78710148
Haven't watched this particular one yet but there is one video with swinging chains and another with a weird voice going off in the distance
Really spooky videos. I love this channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2BxQ21GcrQ
corbyn is doomed
this lad is going to put an end to the fighting soon.
>>78710190
'no'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ7jJx9PJk
The walrus was Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>78710221
concave innit
>>78710194
i probably should but i feel like they're just going to say that it'll pass on it's own, which i already fucking know
>>78709754
i am sad piano is dead. he seemed like a lot of fun.
>>78710243
from the same album
after 2 weeks of <1000kcal per day im going to go a bit wild today
250ml can of coke, 2 waitrose croissants and ill buy a few little fried chicken wings and some chips later, should get me to 2000kcal easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_kVaENf6Q
love are duran
>>78710273
alri tubby
don't trust the Chinese who make my meals so I try and assert an air of strength when ordering so they will respect me and know if they mess with me there'll be trouble
>>78710273
why is everyone so SHIT at nutrition these days
>>78710276
>this video is not available
wanksockets.
not buying the chicken and chips after that comment
>>78710276
VIRUS
im sleepy
but im s'posed to meet friends at a bar in 1 hour
>>78710294
what would they do to an omega cuck who tried to order from them?
>>78710298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjcCQsRCHUs
good too
>>78710263
but it's not THE mortal combat tune is it? It's not even of the good characters. Sort your shit out mate.
>>78710296
im not trying to be nutritious im simply trying to not eat
>>78710314
yeah, was meant to go be a normalfag tonight but cant really be arsed x
also im out of beer so its gonna be a shit weekend
>>78710327
also not available
google are cunts
imagine replying to a yank
haha unreal
>>78710340
for what purpose?
if you say to lose weight then you just proved me right
I hate wake up early, simple as
going to go out and get drunk lads
hope a fat drunk girl talks to me x
ugly girls expect 6/10 men+ online dating
5/10 girls expect 7/10+
every girl 6/10+ expects men 8/10+
is this about accurate? seems that grindr is actually a good app because it isn't ruined by women. straight apps aren't much fun for 6-7/10 women either because there isn't enough of the men they will go for (8/10)to go around
Honestly scared of the dark.
Don't know how people go and venture into dark unlit places at night
Had to walk through a forest at night once and began running because of all the noises and movements
>>78710369
have you tried not being bent and/or actually being attractive?
>>78710369
once women get to 25 mate they settle for anything from 4 to 10
>nietzche
>>78710404
what in the FUCK did you order
>>78710404
ewww
>>78710404
cant believe peope like subway desu it's shit
systembolaget
>>78710404
Ayooo
yer hoagie just how ya like it
bada bing bada boom
hw do you pronounce Nietzsche
>>78710360
I don't enjoy eating, im already skeletal as it is, not really any need to lose weight
>>78710238
Yeah I've seen that one as well. Spooky as all hell.
Honestly the closest thing I've ever seen to anything "paranormal" caught on tape that isn't blatantly staged.
https://youtu.be/w869Avr_fXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qgadSvNyU
Banger
>>78709856
LETHAL
>>78710434
then you have a need to put on some weight, you skinnyfat fuck, but not the kind of weight you get from fried chicken and croissants
DYEL?
>>78710375
slept in my mother's bed until I was 12 because I was so terrified of the dark but then it vanished overnight
now I live in a rundown apartment block in redfern surrounded by deranged lebanese rasheeds and half of the streetlights within a kilometre of me are broken
funny how things work out
>>78710433
neet
>>78710433
similar to Niche
>>78710433
nee-che
>>78710404
it's like a dog vomited on an abortion
>>78710447
deano
>>78710447
hate this spotifywave music
Going to dedicate my workout to piana today lads. RIP
>>78710447
this song has been in my head all morning and I shit you not I was JUST about to post some lyrics, possibly with that apu with the headphones
bit weird
I'm English
>>78710433
Nitche
>>78710488
tone down the racism mate
>>78710460
that you Luca?
ahahaha you live in Redfern now?
Half Life 3 story leaked lads
HL3 confirmed never being made
>slept in my mother's bed until I was 12
PALM PILOT? SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE
>>78710499
yeah then he slept in your mum's bed lmao
>>78710460
Same to the first bit
Parents accused me of going feral again
>>78710492
nah my name is thomas
reckon I'll get it changed in a court of law, can't stand it
>>78710433
Proto fascist hack
>>78710460
>slept in my mother's bed until I was 12 because I was so terrified of the dark but then it vanished overnight
reckon you have some weird fetisches
>>78710524
L O U I S
job done
>my name is thomas
>>78710492
not me
living in Haberfield again
finally, sweet justice
imagine getting lost in one of those mines haha
id go insane
that nightscape video where he gets lost in the paris catacombs is also mental
same friend has said i'm ugly and said I look like Gaston at different times, what does this mean is he just retardeD?
>>78710499
same haha x
>>78710529
>tfw want to change my name but in scottish law you can only change it once and i might not like the one i pick
>>78710485
had in in my head yesterday and today
can't stop singing it
feel a bit bad for all the guys just tryna get their bit, she's kind of fucked it for everyone :^)
>>78710558
what a truly bizarre and obtuse "law"
my name's APRIL, i've got a box full of your tooooys
listening to chris cornell
voice of the century, simple as
if you're under him
you ain't gettin' over him
>>78710580
how? he's dead mate
>>78710543
It's the bloody ciggy shop boy back at it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2vBLd5Egnk
listening to rammstein
not a nazi, got a jewish friend
5 hours of toil down already
only 3 hours remain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks
>you will never there
glad I never fell for the gothninja meme
how do i invade the uk as german in hoi3?
brit/pol/, take your bowden shite to someone who cares
tell designated leftist using an ouija board or something.
ah yes, aussie shitposting hours
fucking state of these boring, unfunny cunts
>>78710646
no one likes a whinge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnajAdEIOtI
anyone /bambam/?
>>78710646
WILLIES!!!!
i mean
how transgressive and unusual is a bloke doing standup comedy in a dress when literally every single act does it?
>>78710619
rammstein is lefty tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph-CA_tu5KA
>>78710661
You on about Eddie Izzard?
>>78710619
Rammstein are left wing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Links_2-3-4
>>78710653
that original song always takes me to early 00s childhood for some reason
>>78710661
>how transgressive and unusual is a bloke doing standup comedy in a dress when literally every single act does it?
Eddie Izzard
Dame Edna Everage
Who are the rest?
>>78710686
Lily Savage is one.
Lads suggest me some British comedians. I reckon they're funny but I honestly don't know any. In terms of Anglo comedians the only one I know and find funny is Jim Jefferies.
>>78710694
oo good call forgot him, ok thats 3.
>>78710675
D R O P P E D
https://youtu.be/6_5D4y6x-oo
>>78710699
>Jim Jefferies
>funny
FFS waffleboy
>non-free software
LILY
MAY
MAC
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
>>78710699
Peter Kay, the list goes on...
>>78710699
kevin bridges has actually really impressed me recently i cant rmb the name of the live show but its been on tv a few times here and it's genuinely good
>half life 3 script
>Rich piana dead
Wew today has been a hell of a day already lads wonder what other surprises are in store??
>>78710699
Cromwell
>>78710736
The fire rises
>>78710736
gee, I dunno mate, could be anyth
*kegs you*
>>78710736
*posts my willy with a timestamp*
x
>>78710699
I don't know if Lee Mack does stand up but he's on tons of panel shows. He's pretty funny, brilliant at improv.
>>78710722
um yes love girls with bodies like 10 year old anorexic boys
>>78710699
forgetting the GOAT lad?
>>78710457
im not even skinnyfat you odious little cretin, i have a diet of water, black coffee, rice and plain chicken and fruit every day, today i decided on a change, tomorrow ill go back to starving myself
>>78710699
I this one where he talks about gun control in the us is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0
>>78710729
>>78710736
ty lads
Our most well known comedian (Alex Agnew) is a half Brit, half Belgian ha ha
>>78710764
he's much better on those than he is doing stand up
still decent though
>>78710779
youtube link was meant for >>78710720
>>78710774
oh yeah actually know him
>>78710774
not sure if you could really call him a comedian
he just acts in funny television shows
>>78710699
Theresa May
>>78710766
>>78710798
>>78710779
That's not funny at all.
>>78710774
Utterly hate him
>>78710699
Dylan Moran
Bill Bailey
Stewart Lee
Jimmy Carr
John Richardson
Jerry Sadowitz
And I also know Frankie Boyle forgot about him
>>78710774
overrated runt with an amusing face
>>78710819
>>78710822
>Dylan Moran
>British
he is brilliant though
If you even get a chance to see this guy live, do it.
>>78710699
Rory Bremner
leaf are you here
The abandoned mine video was good but I'm starting to get suspicious of his videos
How does it feel like to let forever be?
I miss club penguin
>>78710886
excellent choon
I've been doing a lot of shitposting lately... I'll see a thread about, you know, Tartakovskidinsky, or some perfect French intellectual, making his clever, sophisticated films about death and his rasberry jam...
*drags on cigarette*
...I'll see this thread and I go HA! IT'S SHIT! YOU'RE SHIT! Everything about you is so knee-stabbingly bad I hope you suffer from shingles.
*drinks wine*
And then I'll get banned. Because the person I was replying to is a mod. But I don't care. I HAVE A THOUSAND PROXIES, EACH MORE COMPLEX THAN THE LAST HAHAHAaaaaah... press submit. Submit times a million.
I wish I had a mouse with a hundred buttons on it so I could lie down on it and press them all simultaneously and submit a hundred posts, all in the same thread, every one of them about my waifu.
>>78710683
sister nancy. all her tunes ara amazing. quintessential original reggae. there's so many good remixes of that particular tune. i wanted to link another one but now i cant find it.
gay
Eddie is an alcoholic faggot.
>>78710897
h-how do you now me?
gf just faxed me this
>>78710920
>gf
ermmmm mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcCRo2b-ZE
>>78710892
I remember playing this as a kid, sad to hear it shut down
I was on the internet the other day, and there was this person on there, on your internet, on your world wide web... Called Anonymous.
And I don't know what this person does for a living, don't know what he looks like... I couldn't tell you ladies and gentlemen if he is a he or a she. But this person, this "Anonymous," this Anonymous sure does POST A LOT OF RUBBISH.
*produces piece of paper and reads from it*
"FOR YOU."
"YOU'RE A BIG GUY."
"I BET YOU ENJOY THE MOVIES OF WES ANDERSON."
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR QUEER PARTY FRIENDS?"
And this one's my favourite:
"BRAVO NOLAN."
It seems the new, technologically literate generation socialize exclusively by repeating, word for word, what they've seen on the internet and the more they've seen it repeated, the more acceptable it is to repeat it again...
BABBAGE, BERNERS-LEE, THEIR DREAMS REALISED... THE WORLD CONNECTED LIKE NEVER BEFORE... WONDROUS MACHINES TRANSMITTING TRILLIONS OF PIECES OF INFORMATION A SECOND...
*reads from piece of paper*
"THAT FEEL WHEN NO G F!"
>>78710909
I'm watching you, mate. That's how.
gf said Im not big enough for her
shes going to see a welshman to solve it
lads i dunno
>>78710894
I think this would be funnier with a lot of spelling mistakes
>>78710955
How???
>>78710958
he's too little for me
>>78710893
Surrender is a good record. Probably their best
>>78710936
i played with the /v/ mob during the final days
it was pretty fun
>>78710974
Fuckin' magic.
got called an idiot today
>>78710958
The age old question, should the glove fit the hand or the hand fit the glove?
It may well be impossible for people who have lived and prospered under a given social system to imagine the point of view of those who feel it offers them nothing, and who can contemplate its destruction without any particular dismay.
>>78709754
rip cmon man
>>78711007
What am I doing right now then?
my childhood was essentially adventure quest/dragon fable, runescape, club penguin, habbo hotel, darkorbit, bots acclaim and various other games
good memories
business idea : time in the decimal system
>The age old question, should the glove fit the hand or the hand fit the glove?
>another day of no matches/no replies on tinder
>another day of mind-numbing labour
>another day of returning to my shared accommodation that takes up 60% of my income despite being educated
>another day of I will NEVER, EVER afford to be able to raise a family
>will be another night of bad sleep due to flatshare mate snoring
what the fuck is the point of going on, I don't wanna play this game called life anymore
>>78711034
Fapping to traps, you dirty bastard.
>>78711046
fuck me, 8 years and its the first time i have been hatposted, though theres no hats. another tick off the old list, thanks mate.
>>78711048
Learn to play an instrument.
Take up busking.
Become a travelling minstrel.
>>78711050
He's not a trap!
violence is never the answer
unless someone's trying to eat you
I used to wander around the woods as a kid
found a cave once but I was always too scared to go all the way deep into it
These are NOT crisps. These are CHIPS
>>78711064
careful lad
you might get hatposted for this post
>>78711095
post google maps location
brother ordering a pizza for scran, nice fella
>>78711044
france actually did this after the revolution.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time
got into an argument with some runt about this in school because they didn't accept you could redefine how long a second was.
>>78711107
*dabs on you*
>fuck me, 8 years and its the first time i have been hatposted, though theres no hats. another tick off the old list, thanks mate.
>>78711121
always hope lad, i try my best.
>>78711124
as expected of france, te origin of culture
current time system is a disaster in programming
>>78711107
No. Those are crisps
Its logical you fucking idiot. They make a crisp noise, crunching. They are crisp, literally
Chips are chips of potato, CHIPS of potato, aka chunks
Idiot
>>78711124
>school
>>78711048
Real depression hours desu
>>78711148
the day just gets better and better, any chance you could doubt my brainpower with an appropriate image?
>>78711124
You can't redefine how long a second is.
this 18 year old iranian kid has given me the only haircut i've ever been happy with in my life, not sure what he's done but i wish he could cut it every time which won't be possible when i go back to uni fuck
hatposting is the most childish form of reply, you simply lack the intellect to refute my primary argument
took a bite of a potato, it audibly went "chip"
Why continue lads? Feel like an old man in a young man's body.
>the day just gets better and better, any chance you could doubt my brainpower with an appropriate image?
>>78711166
>he didn't go to school
me on the left
>>78710958
>>78711188
nonce
>>78711165
What do you call this flat and round thing then? Is it not a gambling CHIP??!?
Muahahah
*dabs on you*
*slices you with my katana*
Your move
may have to come back home for haircuts
>>78711165
you're correct but
>>>/reddit/
>hatposting is the most childish form of reply, you simply lack the intellect to refute my primary argument
>Muahahah
>*dabs on you*
>*slices you with my katana*
>Your move
squirrels in my backyard lads, think I need a furry trap
NEED A FLIP GF
>>78711197
>hatposting is the most childish form of reply, you simply lack the intellect to refute my primary argument
right, back at uni from the chinese restaurant
bought a chocolate bar now gunna get into this assignment
keep us company won't ya, /brit/?
Ah yes, the modern maths GSCE
>>78711268
fuck
Parents want me to go out walking with them
you arrive in india
jews
>>78711261
What uni
>>78711122
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Orillia,+ON,+Canada/@44.6029968,-79.5599169,40282m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x4d2aa93c483b6195:0xfc76a43d237f733c!8m2!3d44.6081904!4d-79.419651
>>78711268
C (willy)
>>78711296
Alice Springs Abo Uni
>>78711296
QUT innit haha
>>78711188
Me too
>>78711285
You have to circle the correct answer, so you failed, you utter melon
*lets out a silent fart*
*meows loudly at you*
>you will never ever hike the PCT with a couple of mates
>>78711330
*throws a snowball are you*
>>78711322
(C)
>>78711330
*picks you up and rubs your belly*
>>78711330
FAT COT
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I must be loyle to my capo
>>78711330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrlAfaBr7M8
>>78711339
That does look comfy
Only place in America I want to go to is the PNW
>>78711372
Lucas Brasi sleeps with the fishes
To find out who controls you, simply find out who you're not allowed to criticize
wank