/brit/

miss 90s television

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my business?

looking forward to ribena's new photos. bet he looks awful.

honestly don't know how anyone who isn't born rich can preach the benefits of right wing economics such as the free market.

>>78708046
>bet

no bookie would give odds on that mate, it's a sure thing

>>78708046
I've seen him IRL
he looks odd

>>78708045
You got no business questioning a thing

lads, what's the best thing to order at mcdonalds?

So shouldn't I put £5 on a draw for £255 return?

What's the best thing to buy from a Tesco

Hahahahahaha the white nationalist who rapes ladybois in thailand

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the Fiance's just asked if I'd take her name cause her dad doesn't have any sons.....

>>78708084
Wrap of the day is oeng and is only £1.99

>>78708091
twix

>>78708108
fuck off billionaire

Tesco or Lidl?

>>78708107
state

>>78708091
Monster energy ultra is £1 from the fridge

>>78708091
lasagne sandwich

>>78708091
scotch eggs

Hi Poleaboo

Thank you for taking part in the assessment earlier this week

I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that there will be a delay in a decision being made on the next steps of our recruitment process.

We expect to have a decision after the bank holiday weekend.

Kind regards

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Arrrghhhhh

>>78708087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyxxE1AcUSM

Never stepped foot in a Waitrose

>>78708091

3 quid meal deal consisting of southern friend chicken pasta, O'Donnells salt & vinegar and any bottle of Naked

>>78708107
time to neck the stellas and get the phonebooks out lad

>>78708163
speak of the devil and he shall appear.

>>78708166
McGregor looking great for the fight

>>78708126
ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION

>>78708051
honestly never seen anyone who wasn't a middle-class socialist brat from a suburban family preach the benefits of left-wing economics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcXjholnGk

so this....is the power of the Irish man.....

Never stepped foot in a Foodland

>>78708188
lidl ffs

im not a socialist because i dont want share everything with bloody pakis who think benders should be hanged and apostates should be killed. fuck them.

>>78708046
>>78708058
You're going to eat your words...then my bp

I don't think corporations would want to automate everything
if works aren't paid then there's nobody to buy goods

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dont know what to do in edinburgh
it feels like the kind of city youre supposed to visit with mates tbqh

made friends with teo american girls who are taking me to a cabaret show today, but theyre flying back to Florida straight after so then ill be on my own again

>>78708209
You're that fat?!

>>78708214
put your money where your mouth is then you swarthy cunt.

>>78708235
why is it all red

businesses need to raise the wages of their employees so they buy stuff from them

>>78708235
>those little brown berries
Jfc, wipe.

need to stick my willy in monica's poochie

>>78708213
I'm not a socialist because I don't want to share everything with bloody pakis, benders, and apostates

we're half on the same page at least

Who here never had a girl in their bed ?

is monica a bummer?

>>78708249
post a pic of your arsehole right now

Why is he always posting his anus, that's gross :s

>>78708220
Went there at Christmas last year and it was cute

>>78708258
does it count if it's a lad dressed as a girl?

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picking on campus accommodation ended up choosing the spare room with 5 post grad students

>>78708264
sorry im not gay

>>78708219
Better off just to automate everything and kill all the poor people so the rich can live eternity in a utopia

>>78708276
t. guy with a dirty bum

Got a cold

>>78708283
that's not a viable solution

Got AIDS

>>78708300
it might work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mku-rUTG3eg

>>78708219
luxury goods will exist.
because some elite jobs will exist

i.e. rich people watching real actors while the rest of us can only watch computer drawn ones


so the luxury end of the market will function as per
and poor people will probably be used as workers there because rich people will find it more prestiguous to have a real servant boy than a machine

Got super aids

>>78708299
>>78708313
>>78708322
dont care

what do you think about tay tay's new song lads?

had diarrhea for a week now. reckon my anus looks like a piece of ground beef

>>78708275
why'd you do that?
gunna be exciting

Fags

Got an errection.

if there is nobody to buy any goods and production costs are so negligible prices for those goods will remain the same

>>78708336
pics x

business idea: buy a car, make it look really nice then charge people extra for giving them a lift because it looks so nice

bsnss d: fck vwls

>>78708333
pretty big fan desu nothing revolutionary but fun electropop song and I like the attitude, surprised it's getting quite such a negative response desu

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waheyy

>>78708333
didnt know she released one

can you tell me how I am meant to know someone I have no interest in beyond fapping to pictures on 4chan did something work related? what a strange little man you are

>>78708220
Edinburgh makes me feel so lonely

granted that's because i had no friends at napier

Anyone having pizza tonight ?

love mixing hot chocolate powder with coffee

>>78708333
pineal gland status: blackened

>>78708300
It will be fun. It'll be like the movie wall-e. Everything turned to shit so the rich left earth for the poor people to die off and will come back to live paradise

>>78708339
Accident

I think there might be 1 female as well

What have I done?

listening to music seems a bit boring to me, never had an interest in it

hated uni
my parents gave me shitloads of money so I just got lazy and would eat fast food, have sex and get drunk every day

really takes a toll on your body when you do that constantly

having sex with women seems a bit boring to me, never had an interest in it

do djs actually do anything live since things went digital?
you could just prerecord stuff on traktor and pretend
push the odd button now and then

>>78708454
twat

how do straight girls react when you show them a picture of another girl's vagina/anus from behind?

>>78708492
>straight
>girls

no such thing

university gave me cancer

>>78708486
twat

muslim neighbour is speaking to my cockney neighbours. think this multiculturalism thing might be working

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The burger?

>>78708518
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78708518
>he's always in his hus, never leaves
>might be disabled, you never know...

cor fackin' 'ell lads, some cheeky paki prick's just gone an' troid ta sell me 'is daught'a
*clicks heels*

>>78708502
does kinda feel that way sometimes

women belong in the kitchen

cannot stand stupid bints intruding in professional environments

>>78708486
I know a """DJ""", Literally just plays mixes from her laptop. Might splice a few together but that's literally it.

>>78708560
>her

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Lads

>>78708553
twat

>>78708509
Bindi Irwin is a munter

>>78708567
yeh shes a grill

>>78708543
underrated

would really like to be intimate with a woman. id install tinder if it wasnt filled with stupid slags

>>78708576
le grill

baby shake that arse for me

>>78708572
got a female friend mate, perfectly valid opinion

>>78708585
>would really like to be intimate with a woman
no you wouldn't
stop talking

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>>78708569
>I'm American

>>78708590
noice

>>78708599
arse

>>78708569
shag her my man

reckon if youve got nothing nice to say you shouldnt say it all

>>78708599
>>78708569
FONT

hate speech is not free speech

>>78708602
yes i would, i miss it

loved the undergraduate years
was th epinnacle of my life

>>78708622
suck my dick gay cunt

>>78708622
fucking shithead Bruce twat

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>HOWDY PARDNER MY NAMES LIME, THIS HERE'S MAH WIFE MAYGUN
>WE'RE PROUD AMERICANS

loved the undergraduate years
was th epinnacle of my life
Anonymous 08/25/17(Fri)19:33:04 No.78708651
>>78708622
suck my dick gay cunt

cute cats

https://vimeo.com/190112958

>>78708622
Great flamin Galah
t. Alf

>>78708658
they pronounce liam leem not lime

>>78708663
grim

>>78708686
>leem
I thought that was an american drink?

>>78708658
yo hunner dude, on a real tho I could care less what math homework you have to do, me and tanner need to borrow your neesan

DUDE IT'S NOT FUNNY WE NEED TO GET HIS VYETEMINS

>>78708690

suck my dick gay cunt

morn'

got no tasty cheese at home and im too tired to go to the store so im still in bed

>>78708705
dim

>>78708692
that's lean you stupid cunt

>>78708699
DUDE! FUCK. THAT. NOISE.

>>78708686
we say leeum

Why does McGregor act like a nigger?

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>>78708720
o-oh
sorry I can't read too good

>>78708710
Morning Swede

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>tfw no pastry chef gf with a pet eel

>>78708730
BRO. OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAD DUDE I AM NOT JOKING BRO

AYO EVER SINCE YOU MADE VARSITY LACROSSE YOU'VE TURNED INTO SUCH AN ASS DUDE, NO FOR REAL THO

>>78708744
talk me through graham and craig becoming gram and creg

>>78708761
bender

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>>78708757
>>78708761
NOOOOOOOOO!

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb4_1503616300

Why did they swarm his car?
Why did the attack his car?
Why did he get charged with any crime at all?

why do female yanks all sound the same

business idea: cute gf

>>78708787
no culture

now then lads

>>78708534
dude, bacon AND avocado?

too much epic

>>78708534
how are you even supposed to eat that?

>>78708767
just the way we sound I suppose. I can vocaroo liam, graham and craig if you all want a laugh

now then lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BSRYU-6RRY

Live in constant fear lads.
Ive told so many petty lies in life and im worried one day ill see my comeuppance.

I fear everyday that one of my lies will be unravelled and the entire life ive made for myself will come tumbling down. It feels like im in north korea, where i constantly have to look over my shoulder in case some higher power wants to fuck my life up

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>>78708774

>>78708831
fair enough

now lads, then...

>finding the hole that literal shit comes out of attractive

>>78708786
Cars are symbols of THE PATRIARCHY and must be challenged by peaceful protest (including violence). If the driver was on the right side of history then xe would've been protesting with the brave activists instead of selfishly going about their personal business.

>>78708854
more like crogaytia

now then

*serves you smashed avacado on some toasted brown bread*
*demands 10 great British pounds in exchange*
ah yes, the London experience

Rosbifs need to go back to UK immediately

France for the French

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gf sucking me off

>>78708870
>add scrambled eggs for only £2
what a bargain!

Brit is a highly sexually charged community when you think about it

>>78708831
I tell so many lies to everyone I know that I occasionally forget what's real

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>can't access any TPB mirrors

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>>78708883
>>78708843
just got sacked for opening these

>>78708875
london is overrun with frenchmen. i bumped into someone, and forgetting i wasnt in quebec said "je m'excuse" and the person replied in french. this was in hyde park

>>78708856
feels nice when she flexes it around your dick I've been told

>>78708901
>implying you can hold down meaningful employment

>>78708904
yeh having poo massaged into your bellend is great

>>78708898
pirateproxy dot cam
mong

>>
lads

>>78708914
yeah but you like men

>>78708903
get out of MY thread

hate it when people post porn on /brit/ because my dad might walk in and go "OOOH YOU LOOKING AT PORN OOO SHE LOOKS NICE"

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>>78708898
Just use this

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>>78708898

>>78708937
im not a frog, im just from quebec

>>78708901
it's fine you get better jobs. Spaced was great btw
don't dump Frost he's a lad

>>78708897
My lies are stuff like getting companies to refund stuff beyond the date or fudging up details about my address at certain periods (these arent things ive actually lied about just examples on the same scale)

I feel like if someone were to doublecheck this stuff i could be in trouble further down the line.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s07PmGOtRFve

>>78708945
GIGGLING

will never be in debt

>>78708937

>Implying /brit/ belongs to British

Brit is a multicultural thread, it reflects the actualities of your country. Rosbifs need to go home, brexit when?

>>78708942
thanks TL

>>78708930
bit rude

>>78708952
10x worse than an authentic frog
neck thyself

>>78708942
qbittorrent doesnt work for me. torrents refuse to start and I cant fix it at all

and unless qbit is running the searches through a VPN then they'll get no results from TPB

>>78708952
you're all The Eternal Frog to me

>>78708942
Do the plugins come installed with it?

If you grind on a girl at a nightclub and she isnt happy about it can you get done if she wanted to pursue it legally?

This happened to me once or twice as a 17 year old and i always worry feeling like i could have fucked my entire life up

>>78708942
woah

what did u study in uni, thailad?

https://youtu.be/UPenM_3VWcY?t=81
kemp getting bullied by a yank

was shagging this bird and as she orgasmed she let out this massive fart. was rank. and highly embarrassing for both of us.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s07PmGOtRFve (embed)

thailad do you feel like you'll get mugged in thairand?

>>78709017
yes, that is sexual harassment and it is NOT ok

>>78709017
As in i grinded on unhappy girls

Not as in i got legally pursued for it

>>78709025
haha you've got a shit voice mate

>>78708997
>>78709007
im not a francophone you utter mongs. my name is literally scottish and i speak english to my friends and family

>>78709005
iirc you can run the search through a proxy in the settings, but I have no need for it so can't say how well it works.
>>78709015
some do (the best ones), the rest you can get from the link at the bottom of the plugin window.
>>78709021
ICT

>>78709034
Yeah i feel really bad about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

kate bush's babooshka, what's the song all about then?

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>canada
ah yes

>>78708985
>lingua fr
>>78709017
In theory, yes. Practically not a chance on fucking earth

>>78709033
no, never.

>>78709049
im not a xylophone you utter mong

>>78709061

>Anglo quebecer

Degueulasse

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>>78709081
wouldn't work

sexpats will be the first in the gas chambers

>>78709092
i... what?

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>>78709099
simultaneous anglo and franco butthurt?

>>78709118
wouldn't work

>>78709118
renew your VPN subscription?

GIMME A HELL
GIMME A YEAH

>>78708942
don't want to go through the hassle of installing qt though

Whitby mentioned

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>>78709135
dumb kiwi

>>78709165
not really that much hassle though is it

there's two swedes and two thailads

woah

Wish I could install a qt (in my bed)

>>78709190
i'm seeing double here!

>>78709151

GIMME FOO GIMME FIRE GIMME DAT WHICH I DESIRE

>>78709133

Not even french m8 just trawling

yanks are qt (quite terrible)

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>tfw you will NEVER lead an early 20th century expedition for the British Empire to go where no man has gone before
the WORST feel

>>78709061
alri scottish

Playing no man's sky

>>78709215

Yanks >>>>>>>>>> brits tbq h

Name one thing Britain is relevant for today?

How do i find out if there is a warrant out for me

Feel like a wanted man

missed the NZ lads tonight/this morning

>>78709267
the best damn general in town

>>78709250
imagine being a naturalist
just going on a ship and learning about the world

reckon the new dental nurse fancies me a bit

What's the difference between Britain, Ireland and Jamaica? All look the same to me.

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mum can't stop crying about me leaving home next month and it's killing me desu

she just burst into tears in the middle of a bowl of porridge

disgusting frog muncher, lick the snail shell from your moustache and leave

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT-zzI15Bts&feature=youtu.be&t=10

>>78709267
we make good engines and some other hightech aerospace stuff

we have the top university in the world

we have a fairly big army

iunno

>>78709299
Must've been a big bowl.

>>78709299
opposite for me

>>78709299

Where you going to?

>>78709305

Im from USA dude check your privilege you australian convict buttfucker

>>78709267
grime

>>78709299
God love her and you

>>78709299
mum kicked me out at 17

>>78709299
she wants the d

put onion in some dumb bitch's porridge haha

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>chap hop
nuke scotland

>>78709328
for you

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waiting for a train

>>78709339
uni

>>78709319

What's that.

>walking down a london street with small victorian terraces originally intended for working classes
>huge expensive SUVs and other high end cars parked outside

housing market has gone mad

age limit of 25 on /brit/, when?

>>78709398
A video of Bobby lee's girlfriend admitting she's only with him for his money like it's obvious and he goes quite and contemplates his whole self worth

>>78709447
literally who

Are height jokes to girls on tinder passe now?

>looks like good things DO come in small packages haha

>>78709461
Some gook comedian who has a podcast

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>go to stratford
>stand at an escalator
>huge crowd of people around me
>notice i'm actually the only white person in this crowd

>>78709461
comedian

COME COME MY LADY YOUR MY BUTTERFLY SUGAR BABY.

>>78709299
Left home when I was 16

Tell your mum to stop neing a fanny

My relationship with my family has improved immeasurably since I moved out

>>78709514
>>>/reddit/

/brit/ more like /swedes/

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RIP

*gives the other swede a high five*

>>78709597
left humanity behind

literally cannot fathom why you wouldn't want a big cock cumming in your arse

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>all these runtish third rate "comedians" desperately trying to be first in the alphabetical show listings
pathetic.

>>78709656
Bender.

>>78709626
'ckholm?

>>78709656
poof

>>78709680
lol no

>>78709658
funny stuff

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!! Aaaaaaaaah! its 300 naughty /brit/ posts in 30 minutes!

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its been a long time since i got fucked
5 months i think

could really use a cuddle or something rn

>>78709656
don't like goo in my poo

>>78709728
homosexual

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>>78709715

>>78709728
>tfw never been fucked.

>>78709754
>>78709754
>>78709754
>>78709754
>>78709754

>>78709745
living in a barren wasteland sounds pretty fucked to me

>>78709658
yeah, right?
aatif nawaz doesn't even sound like a real name

>>78708898
https://thepiratebay.org/search/mirrors/0/99/0

Works for me.

>>78708084
big tasty, swap fries for chicken nuggets

>>78708091
activated almonds

>>78708339
meh im now a post grad and i worry that everyone will think im a loser virgin like i thought in uni. some postgrads are alright. what uni?