An ayy lmao lands in front of your house. You run outside to investigate, and emerging from a spacecraft is Eibuyv y'Oertbiv Woot - a humanoid life-form from the Andromeda Galaxy.
Xe asks you to show them your country's greatest landmark. Where do you take Xe?
a taco stand
>>78705627
I tell him to report to Ter Appel like all aliens.
my bed
Our monument to his people.
I take xer to meet our leader, God-Emperor Pablo Iglesias.
>>78705641
>>78705712
>him
>his
Wew there, shitlords.
>>78705791
Male is the default gender
>>78706016
Check your privilege! REEEEEEEEEEEE!
sushi bar
I show xer MY COCK
>>78706148
Are you circumcised?
>>78705627
Are you still posting that photoshop porn picture of hers? You know its you doing it so don't pretend like it isn't.
>>78708290
Which one?