The border edition
Opinions on the Duke of Saxe-Meidingen?
im so bored
SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEEE
a toast to /cum/
misa
Best poster coming through here.
>hate generation z
>>78703751
I remember the night this meme was made
italians have among the highest IQ in the western world and italian americans earn the average income that an average white does in america.
mexicans and puetro ricans are a standard deviation or more below in IQ and take advantage of all kinds of minority status programs that italians never could have. italian american families came here with nothing pre-welfare state and today are universally considered white.
t. italian american
You're a newfag if you don't remember this edition
i know
deep down
you guys love me
>>78703756
Well, although asian women are qt, I'd still say latinas and white women are more attractive. Asian women are just less fat so they seem better than others.
/brit/ gimmicks
>simple as
>fedoraposting
>nonce
>doing a poo
/cum/ gimmicks:
?
Don't reply to Cara.
Just filter him. /^Cara$/
>>78703762
the guy who made said he wanted to make it a new thing but he didn't do anything with it so I post it every once in awhile. maybe I'll spam it hard sometime we'll see
>>78703756
Whoa....
>>78703777
>>78703726
>The border edition
Legacy edition
>>78703775
When I was in the airport in Maine there was this asian chick with a big butt, ludicrously short skirt and decent feet
That potato face turns my dick soft every time though man
Characteristics of a Meztiso:
>short
>squat
>pudgy
>face like a fucking pitbull
>low hairline
>gibbering in spanish about some soccer game
>>78703775
I like fat asians, too, tho.
Chequemate.
>>78703777
is stealing gimmicks a gimmick?
>>78703795
why does it have two mouthes
>>78703777
bebbi
>>78703775
i have to say that i disagree with your conclusion and all things considered asians are better
>>78703812
that's its penis
milk posting is /cum/'s only worthwhile gimmick
>>78703814
Literally only beta whites think this
>>78703812
It's a special animal
>>78703777
CHI bullying
>>78703825
i don't live by such meme guidelines
>>78703805
do i look like the typical mestizo?
>>78703777
>>78703824
It's not milk
MOMMY
>>78703817
*ahem*
Italy has its shit together. Italians birthed incredible genius, art, innovations, culture. Italy is a reasonably thriving country.
Hispanic nations are mostly crumbling. (no not all) Brazil with its high black admixture is crime-plagued region and getting worse except the south where the whites have fled to. Hispanics keep voting for bluepilling socialists and communists. Hispanics have massive amounts of land in Central and South America. Illegals think they can depress wages and that the white culture that birthed the Constitution doesn't matter to them. If US whites tried to do that to southern countries we'd be immediately locked up. Fuck all of you communists.
>pic related:
>biggest redpill to leftist libertarians
Wake up.
>>78703842
umm, it is
>>78703805
>americans think he's speaking spanish
>mexicans think he's speaking english
>>78703771
I love you cara :3
-meee
>>78703834
You look like a cuban coke dealer
>>78703834
You look like a time-traveller
>>78703829
that was invented in /sp/
>>78703825
are you supposed to care what niggers think?
>>78703844
>he's is eating ants with his mouth
your point?
>>78703852
The original pic says Semen, it's photoshopped
Anime Asian girls and gays are okay with me
>>78703829
that's a real life gimmick not a /cum/ gimmick
Any Canadapoons from Ottawa?
>>78703873
kek
>>78703861
i love you too anon.
>>78703844
i woke somebody up i think
>>78703869
Watch yo mouf whitey, finna slap you wit my bbc
REALLY makes you think
>>78703898
redpill me on soy milk
does any1 have the "Ask CIA" pic?
>>78703903
>full of estrogens
>only asians even have the genes to properly metabolize it
It's shit
>>78703884
No gta<Vancouver<rest of canada
-meee
>>78703903
gives you titties
makes ur weewee small
>>78703903
>>78703898
It takes FUCK LOADS of water to produce that much almond milk too. Cattle aren't necessarily environmentally friendly, but tree nut farming is very water intensive
r8
>>78703898
what is your preferred brand of milk?
have never consumed a soy product in my life
>>78703924
Alpenrose Dairy
>>78703924
Not him, but I used to buy organic pastures raw milk until sprouts started price gouging
Now I just buy trader joe's whole milk
>>78703903
dont drink it, use coconut milk or oat milk
>>78703921
if you really care about efficiency you should eat insects
>>78703938
I don't care, I'm just pointing out that the advantages of non-dairy milk are few
Outdoor spiders are our friends
>>78703898
i figured that out all by myself yesterday
no need to reward me, I have the knowledge
>>78703947
moved a spider outside instead of crushing him a few days ago
>>78703933
>>78703924
>not edalene dairy
milklets
>>78703947
except their fucking webs
going to do a cold shower any minute buds
wish this Novocaine would finally wear off
>>78703953
Good on you lad I do it all the time, they devour our enemies, the mosquitoes and the flies
Plus their silk is being researched to make bulletproof vests
yep > yup
>>78703971
next time just do a dry rip of the devil's dandruff bud
>>78703971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKAwIwjHwZI
me at the bottom of the steps
>>78703982
Jokes on you 90% of the devil's dandruff is mostly novocaine
>>78703991
never watched anime
>>78703995
that's why you gotta rip one dry so you know if it's good or not
>>78703991
iktf
also kys
>>78703991
*hits on you*
>visiting a taiwanese basket weaving forum
>never watched anime
drink
milk
literally just watched an episode of anime and am about to watch another.
are all "Cara" posts here made by the same person?
NAME ONE BETTER MILK
you can't
>>78704026
I came to find the hacker 4chan
somebody stole my lulz and locked me out of all of my accounts
>>78704042
Nice
>>78704052
the milk that comes out of my dick and into your mom's hairy cunt
>>78704052
idk I just by local shit cuz muh town
>>78704052
>>78704013
Had the completely pure stuff from a cartel associate once, I don't even bother anymore because the stuff from dealers is fucking trash by comparison
>>78704075
>2%
>>78704072
(that's what i am also doing shh)
>>78704075
nice
>>78704066
gross
>>78704072
*byue
>>78704078
every time I've done it i've been pretty drunk desu, last time was off my friend's gfs tits which was lit af. I'm not a huge danduff doer, but I fucken enjoyed myself on it with my buds
*downs a glass of 2%*
>>78704075
>2%
get to see my fiance in two weeks
>>78704136
you know what's good instead of snorting that impure shit? Sprinkle a bit in a joint and take nice deep puffs, feels very fucking good man
>flavor of the month "loli draws erotic doujins" anime
>>78704148
Nice how much did she cost?
>>78704171
yokes on you, she bought me
I like it when I've drunk enough whiskey and my entire body feels like it's wrapped in a cozy blanket.
taking a cold shower is an act of great courage
I'm literally masturbating as I type this
>>78704153
I've heard that before too but gotta tone it down When classes start in a couple weeks anyway. I might drink on occasion tho but dandruff days are over
>>78704193
did that meme for a month. meh.
>>78704164
you forgot the incest
>>78704221
coward
>>78704212
Honestly haven't done it in a couple years. My classes start in a few days and I haven't smoked in months either. Semax makes it easy to abstain from everything.
>drinking anything other than skim
I was born drinking skim, raised drinking skim, and I like to think I shall die drinking skim
http://www.sudomemo.net/watch/18A7BB_1093C5DAA2DA6_000>>78704171
cold showers make me feel funny afterwards like i'm in a very warm blanket
>>78704267
oops >>78704171(uu)
>>78704260
You mean water? Been drinking it all my life too, good stuff
>>78704228
meh.
>>78703741
why not his successor
>tfw browsing without extraflags
feels good
>>78704246
yeah bud, what program are you in? I'm starting law school so I gotta smarten up real quick
reminder that there's a difference between being mgtow and being a hopeless virgin
>>78704295
His successor wasn't the first ever actual theatrical director
>>78704306
yeah mgtows are more pathetic
its been over 3 moths since i last made it to real nigga hours, dont know if i can ever make it again
>>78704276
um, I'm going to be suing you for plagiarism re: my comment >>78704188
my lawyers will be contacting lawyers. I want this to go over smoothly and with an air of civility, but I'm not afraid of gutting you for every goddamn penny and piece of lint you have if it comes down to it.
I've been taking cold showers every day for the past week or two
It's not pleasant but gets easier after the first minute each time
I only do it because there's nothing more meaningful in my life going on actually
where do you all store your cash
I got 25 20s (!!!!) for my birthday and I don't know a safe place to put it
I CANT ITCH MY FACE
>>78704299
Going for medical school, need some more requirements still because I didn't take 6 classes per semester like the indians. I grew out of my autism for then most part so I have this insatiable urge to actually enjoy life somewhat.
What kind of law career are you interested im?
>>78704337
*contacting your lawyers
>>78704338
it's a real achievement my friend
use the willpower to achieve more
>>78704346
thr bank like every other normal person you dumb autistic neet
>>78704338
>I only do it because there's nothing more meaningful in my life going on actually
same case with those fucking nofap faggots too I bet
>>78704350
why are you on Novocaine? wisdom teeth?
>>78704335
>>78704367
had to get a filling
>>78704354
>so I have this insatiable urge to actually enjoy life somewhat.
>What kind of law career are you interested im?
I feel you, after my surgery my confidence sky rocketed so I wanna go out and party and fuck and stuff.
I worked at a real estate firm for the past 3 years but I'm interested in labour and employment law. Other than condo law real estate is boring, employment law is more personal and more helping people which im into
>>78704338
I used to do it because I thought it would abate my hairloss but now I just use grey market medicine from Germany
George Zimmerman would have been a great King of the Hill character.
>>78704359
I have a checking account I just dont want to go to the person and talk to them
>>78704363
nofap's good if you're legitimately addicted to porn and, from my research into the subject, most of the people touting all the benefits of it seem to fall right into this category
I guess it's also good if you want a more powerful climax next time you jack off, but I don't think that nets you any further benefit after like half a week or so of nofap
>make a shitpost
>get glimpses into people's life
this was not my intent
>>78704385
>grey market medicine from Germany
What's it called?
>>78704378
What surgery was that?
>employment law. Other than condo law real estate is boring, employment law is more personal and more helping people which im into
Yep real estate law is very dry and tedious. Employment law seems a lot more engaging. I used to think about becoming a juror and perhaps going onto becoming a diplomat (good with languages). Ultimately I decided that a career in medicine would be more fulfilling for me, albeit much more arduous.
stubbed my toe again.
NURSE
>>78703739
Maybe I know this feel.
>>78704453
Nanominox fms
>>78704459
A jurist*
>>78704476
Does it work?
>>78704428
How do you know if you're addicted to porn or just simply enjoy it?
>>78704511
My hair hasn't all come back but it definitely arrested the thinning and made it fill in a bit more. I also use hair-tek to make it appear totally normal. It started when I was 15 and I'm 23 now so that should tell you a lot.
I'm lonely
>>78704540
Hi lonely im dad
>>78704459
pic related
>>78704579
brain tumor?
>queens posting from the hospital was like 2 years ago
what am I doing with my life
>>78704579
Woah, what happened man?
>>78704605
epilepsy and a tumor yeah
i have the same dream/nightmare every time i eat a meatball
>>78704625
Is all the brain tissue still there?
>>78704638
naw bud, they took out 30% of my right temporal lobe
>naw bud, they took out 30% of my right temporal lobe
lmao enjoy being a retard for the rest of your life
>>78704625
Holy shit, glad you're okay now man. Actually I kind of remember a canadian posting threads about how he's going into surgery for a tumor a long time ago.
Has your life changed a lot since the surgery? I'm sure you appreciate it a hell of a lot more than the average person
>>78704675
>Has your life changed a lot since the surgery?
100%
got my driver's license now, got into law school, moved away from home living on my own yeah bud life's good
is it possible to actually cross the US-Canada border on foot legally?
@78704711
no
>>78704645
Was the tissue sick because of epilepsy?
>>78704711
I think you can walk/bike through a car checkpoint
>>78704727
well what I was told is that the tumour was the cause of epilepsy, but seizures damage surrounding tissue so they basically took out extra tissue just in case. I've had no memory deficit since surgery and my test scores for law school actually improved and I'm off medication now. Life's good
>>78704711
if you go to some border crossings in Quebec and BC you can cross them on foot. I've seen it on the tv show "border security"
ROAR!
hehe i scared u didnt i /cum/-chan
got u good
>>78704711
Yes, there are pedestrian walkways at most major crossings.
*broods in empty /cum/*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-yi5xbAhI0
just watched this whole instructional video even though I don't care at all about the subject matter
>>78704903
*chokes on your cock*
HALF LIFE 3 IS FINALLY OUT
https://pastebin.com/q9DMFa7c
*breeds full of /cum/*
>hl3 is kill
fuck guys
>>78704909
seems comfy
nice friendly voice, and the vid is well shot.
>>78704916
>tfw a grower
Haha you aren't choking on anything homo
>>78704924
Poor attempt at wordplay
2/5
>>78704710
Good for you man, hope you keep it up and live to the fullest
story of my life
>>78705008
i fucking hate nethack
i'd rather play the original rogue
fuck Valve.
their games were such a part of my youth. To have them be completely inept at being able to make games is the perfect metaphor for me being inept in my own adult life. It's like both of us failures grew along each other, accruing disappointment, and shame as the years stretched on and on.
>>78705008
>playing with autopickup on
pleb, also be careful using your weapon to open the locked containers because it can break the weapon.
any /spoped blck/ men in tonight??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZfHt5G6UQ
>>78705039
that Personal Touch cover is one of my favorite songs. I wish he did some faster stuff like that more.
>>78704829
yo what the h*ck, man?! scared me.
>>78705008
This is what late game looks like btw
>>78704922
what the fuck, this sounds so cool
why didn't they actually MAKE IT? it's all right here, it would have been completely profitable, it sounds like it would have been entirely satisfying and fun as fuck, why the fuck did they give up on it?
>they couldn't live up to the hype
well if they just released it ON FUCKING TIME there wouldn't have been so much "hype". I want them to make this and release it now, and just present it as another half life episode, as they were originally going to do. not some big giant revolutionary thing, but simply hl2 ep3. I would buy it, everyone would fucking buy it.
after tripping balls off magic slime, I died from a goddamn hobbit
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as asian, is in fact, east asian, or as I've recently taken to calling it, east plus asian. Asian is not a proper term to refer those who speak chin chong nip nong gook, but rather a term to refer everyone who lives east of the red sea
>>78705105
god I wish that were me
>>78705120
i like it
>>78705105
>YASD
A big part of the game is knowing what eat/quaff and what not to.
they should just release the source code for the episode 3 and fans would finish it
should I leave my uncursed +0 fedora on, or swap it for an iron skull cap
>>78705207
>valve
>releasing the source code of anything
why do you think steam for linux sucks ass
proofreading your podts is for nerds
>>78705230
true, but steam sucks ass on windows too, i mean its soon 2018 and no scaling for 4k monitors
>>78705224
>literally worthless hat
>no AC value
Of course, most people just throw it away on the first turn.
*tips*
>>78705238
god I wish that were me
>>78705284
>not factoring in meme value to your armor
>>78705290
I actually thought you were kidding but then I remembered archaeologists start with one. They are never generated randomly.
I don't usually play that role.
Look What You Made Me Do
Look What You Made Me Do
Look What You Made Me Do
Look What You Made Me Do
Look What You Made Me Do
Look What You Made Me Do
Look What You Made Me Do
>>78705290
>>78705317
What the fuck are you idiots on about
*dies from food poisoning off a corpse I just picked up*
>>78705399
nethack
>>78705400
>eating zombie or mummy corpse
Not the smartest idea
>>78705399
The GOAT vidya game, Nethack
>>78705504
it was a jackal corpse
a FRESHLY KILLED jackal corpse
>>78705388
god I wish thst were me
>>78705525
Impossibru
>>78705538
skipping lectures because i'm sick to my stomach what am i like
Good Night /cum/ i gotta sleep
I cleaned out my navel today and I literally found a little rock inside
>>78705590
Good night
>Mexicans
>>78705596
Are you sure it wasn't some calcified piece of whatever Mexicans ooze?
>>78705616
>ooze
We are human ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-XLPOvcMw
;_;
>>78705622
Ooze was a verb in that context.
>>78705634
Well, my navel isn't oozing anything, other than maybe sweat.
*eats 2 cookies and downs it with a glass of milk*
>>78705622
fake news
finally get to read catch 22 again
It's even better than I remember
>>78705678
when i was in high school that was my favorite book we read
really liked the commentary about how civilization is dying from the inside but we are to focused on stuff like hitler to even notice
>>78705652
Belly button lint is a thing amigo
>>78705678
It's so so good. I really need to reread it as well. It was a revelation for me. that kind of humor in literature. I remember having to stop myself from looking like a maniac laughing on a train.
And then I read A Confederacy of Dunces after that and was met with the same a result. It's a shame those types of books are so few. They make my top 10 for sure.
dumb frogposter
>>78705678
in high school, i never read catch 22, fahrenheit 451, 1984, or most of the other stereotypical high school books
my dad was in the military, and we moved a lot, so i was always in different english curriculums. i got assigned to read the great gatsby in 3 different years
>>78705727
>>78705735
You're missing out, Catch 22 is a great book even taken at face value
>>78705722
In HS I read gatsby, Othello, 1984, animal farm, lord of the flies, and....Of mice and Men
might read the Crucible too, or it mightve just been the movie
>tfw I had to read The Power and the Glory in High School
Stupid Mexicans
i fucking hated the great gatsby
>>78705773
I read all of those except Gatsby and 1984
Actually I think the class read Gatsby but I didn't and just winged it on the quizzes and essays
>>78705790
why?
Dumb frogposter
>>78705804
the writing itself was absolutely terrible to read
the story isn't particularly interesting
the only interesting character was gatsby
i don't find the point he was trying to make terribly intriguing
whatcom county is a fag
Red pill me on detroit
>>78705869
>>78705882
dindus
muh auto industry
neat upper peninsula
cold in winter
big hockey fans
Dindus
>>78705882
All you need to know
>>78705885
as a child i got so exited that we were getting visitor i ran and hit my head on the corner of a table
can you imagine living in whatcom county haha what a faggot haha just kill yourself haha
p drunk, my dudes.
>>78705902
Finns are that lonely? Memes are true...
>>78705913
I wanted to get drunk but I couldnt
I had the ingredients together and everything
>>78705905
>>78705914
haha lads i was just thinking of whatcom county and started laughing out loud, when will they learn? hahaha just end yourself haha
stubbed my toe very hard earlier. hurts to walk now. i guess this is the price of owning furniture. the japanese never stub their toes i bet with all that zen minimalism.
>>78705933
i miss that guy who tried speaking finnish
he'll come back right?
>KANG county
kys my man
Whatcom is my bf
Can you imagine thinking Cascadia is even possible
>>78705928
are you lemonade and vodka man?
>>78705948
and sprite*
but yes
lads get this joke i just thought of
whatcumstain county
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78705946
only if we killed all of S*attle and P*rtland
>>78705968
they already call me whatcuck sometimes which is better than that
>>78705968
This is a joke I can get behind.
whatcumstain ... pfffttahahahahaha
>>78705958
oh well, Friday and Saturday will be much more suitable nights for imbibing.
Has opening 4chan images been slower than normal for anyone else lately?
gn cum
Don't come back now yall hear.
>>78706002
pleasant dreams
*wakes up*
Shit... what time is it?
dammit now its just the stupid dane
>>78706033
I thought we were friends? ;_;
>tfw still here
>tfw everyone ignored my question
>>78705941
perky lay jumbalaya helvetica mommy sauna :-DDDD
>>78706042
why would you think that?
>>78705993
>>78706044
It's just your internet, cana.
Works fine for me :^) sent inbox
>>78706044
what questions
>>78705993
>>78706044
nope
gonna use an image just to test
will confirm if there are adverse results
We gotta get rid of the fake dane and cara maybe tell them theres a lot of (you) at /dixie/ or /brit/
And then we can solve the Oregon problem.
>>78706077
whats the oregon problem?
>>78706068
>>78706072
>problem stops after I mention it
Did you remember to do your poo today?
>>78706077
I'm the best poster.
You can't get rid of me, you need me.
>log into interpals after a long absence
>one of the girl's accounts I talked to in there has turned into a 51 year old Puerto Rican man
Weird
>>78706116
doing one AS WE SPEAK
reminder that Northern California is fully of quality folk not only leaps and bounds better than S*uthern Californians but almost much better than the purpled dyed freak shitholes of P*rtland and Shitasshole, WA
>>78706127
Very nice!
Hmm how to solve the Oregon problem?
Any ideas?
>>78706137
there's one way
>>78706131
>fully
*full
need to stop this quick typing typo meme I'm encountered with in every post.
>>78706131
very good post