GIMME ATTENSION T, CARA & 'DANE' - EDITION
reminder
Some guy asked me if he could buy my worn socks...
>>78702410
gud edishin
>mention flyovers for (You)s
>also mention that it's easy to get (You)s
>some mexican that's desperate for attention does it
>said mexican claims it isn't asking for attention
hmmm
Had a great idea guys, I'm going to willingly increase my chances to get cancer. After all cancer sounds like a lovely way to die, I mean who cares anyways right? Heard some really great things about getting cancer. Getting cancer is worth having a nice little rush to the head, it's just fantastic.
Please pay attention to me!
the ol' ball and chain
>>78702428
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF AHH QUJITE PUNGENT INDEED
hi
>>78702428
did you sell them?
>>78702448
No, I shall be the one receiving all the attention!
reminder that i have a patreon
https://www.patreon.com/virginiahenrico
great thread so far
>>78702410
need a qt jewess gf that looks like pic related
reading my brother's facebook.
1 person killed by a white nationalist and he makes 3 posts about it.
zero mentions of the terrorist attacks days ago or from the UK months ago or any others.
>>78702472
still at $0, I see
It's futbol time /cum/.
rade my X!!
>>78702489
get in on the ground floor
>>78702472
there better be a reward tier where I get a """""nsfw"""" photo of you in skimpy video game cosplay every month no homo
>>78702485
Those muslims don't represent real islam or muslims but that one guy represents all white people obviously.
>>78702495
FUCKOFF CHI
>>78702506
bit gay
If God is real then why do black people exist?
>>78702509
glad he has the courage to speak against this violence
>>78702443
Now I know why the rest of Canada don't like you.
Can anyone tickle my neurons into remembering who was that /cum/ poster that had really good legs and was a dude? He dead?
>>78702518
He doesn't, no god would subject his creation to non white subhumans
>brits
>>78702492
Nice argument.
it's been an awful day
I wanna go back to work so I can chat with cute girls
>>78702530
Mexicans are subhuman and you Know it full well
>>78702518
Curse of Ham and to test the faithful
>>78702548
where do you work bud?
>>78702459
gross lol
>>78702462
No... how would I ship them anyway?
Oyster bay in?
>>78702530
Reminds me of that vid showing the aftermath of some black guy who was beat up breaking into some other black guys house, then they made him strip down naked and run away.
>talking to female "People"
>>78702563
retail store, plenty of college age girls here
>>78702564
oi vey!
>>78702506
added some rewards
>>78702518
God doesn't exist, Christianity is a lie that's been spread by those that want to eradicate TRUE white culture
>>78702514
Toca de aca pirata de mierda. AAAAAAAAAJ
have you ever had the feeling that you want to just take someones card and just buy the entire library of games and a plethora of useless accessories for a siingle game console
>>78702591
can you expand on the 3rd tier?
>>78702590
>>78702601
you will get in trouble.
>>78702601
credit card fraud is worse than theft over $5000 bud
>>78702601
>poor person
>plays consoles
hmm
Now what wh*te bois we graduatin now
>>78702581
if you don't have a pirate accent gtfo paki
>>78702600
You chicanos are a subhuman savage bunch
>2017
>doesn't burn cigarettes
>>78702601
How much money could you possibly spend on good games for a console, like $200?
reminder that finland is in love with me and loved when i watched him play dark souls
>>78702633
Usually you PC master race queers would say that pc is cheaper overall. Really makes you think, are consoles the actual platform for poorfags?
>>78702638
How can whitebois even compete with this African-American studies major?
>smoking
did someone say cloned credit cards?
>>78702610
pay me and learn everything
>>78702653
think about the entire library, including all the shitty titles and shovelware, like 1000$ tops if you include the useless accessories too
>Being white
Reminder that this whole general is in love with me and desperate for my attention
added a post and rewards to my patreon
https://www.patreon.com/virginiahenrico
please donate to me
I WANTS TO SNIFF CRAZY CATWOMAN SOCKS
>>78702690
wHAT the hell is "that" thing
>>78702691
I will only agree with this post if you're a latina that's a cute as pic related
>>78702690
Imagine being a wh*te subhuman, grim
Reminder that this whole general is garbage and I'm the only good poster here.
Being a depressed slacker is the ultimate redpill.
just bought 64 ounces of HONEY
the patreon joke is a really good one
wish icame up with it
reminder: you're a fucking idiot if you disagree with me
just donated to someone on patreon
>>78702701
I like the vision, but I still think the 2nd and 3rd tier rewards need more explaining
I did a dry rip of the devils dandruff an hour ago and my plans tonight fell through
>>78702667
>caring this much about the price of devices to play games with
do you even have any money at all?
Reminder eternal damnation is a long time. God bless
>>78702724
you only like her because you look kinda like her
wish you were as cute though
>>78702735
This image is a really good argue for biological differences between races. Cara looks like human while the niglet in the back looks like a different species
>>78702732
and I already had 16 ounces
+1 to the filter list
>>78702728
why did he shoot those kids? When will he pay for his crimes?
>>78702710
Mexican American most likely
>>78702771
But I thought CHIs we're natural conservatives
>>78702745
i'm running on the scientology model here
pay me first
>>78702703
they just smell like my toes... you guys get off to that stuff? I dont get it
Googled hot anime babe and this was the first result
Are they the same species /cum/
>>78702770
Whiteny Ethnostatano
>>78702783
Nobody ever says that except CHI's on /pol/. Cubans are the spics who try to be right wing sometimes.
>>78702790
if you're a real female, sweat smells like female hormones
When I'm walking through my college campus and I pass the smokers, coughing it up with one another I stop and ask them if I can "bum" a cig. They usually oblige, and I take the little white stick from them and snap it in half like a twig and throw the pieces on the ground.
They look at me, dumbfounded, usually spouting a "bro, what the fuck?" and I tell them I just saved them 5 minutes of their life and they should be thanking me.
They never than me. It's a thankless job, but one that needs to be done.
>>78702810
Why are they such subhumans!
>>78702803
Absolutely not
>>78702804
I live in the northwest, and I went to school on that day.
>>78702760
if i looked like her i wouldn't be posting on 4chan, i would be whoring myself out on a cam site and making mad shekles
>>78702828
not all heroes wear capes
godspeed
Probably going to jack in the box in a bit. What should I get?
How can somebody be this
CUTE
>>78702803
If it were any other species they would most certainly be defined as two different sub-species at the very least.
cara looks like 5/10 at most
>>78702846
2 breakfast jacks
What the fuck is PUP doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ty4QADcwgs
>>78702835
she is super cute (the first one) but she looks like she is really hairy
super hairy vagoo et al.
>>78702858
Agreed.
>>78702862
They serve breakfast all day?!
>>78702732
*chokes on your cock*
>>78702822
>>78702872
duh
>tfw no jack in the box
>tfw no two tacos for 99 cents
>>78702831
we were near kip kinkel
>>78702894
shit, you just reminded me
ok, 2 breakfast jacks (roughly 3 bucks, I think), plus 2 tacos for 99cents
Decide who I help in this. I want to help Stefan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBUP3XNeVg
i love cara way too much
HOW CAN SOMEBODY SO CUTE
life is so unfair lads
fuck meeeeeeee
Faggots shouldn't be allowed to marry
>>78702915
Agreed
QUEEEEEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0epS8qh9aJg
>>78702928
A bit ridiculous that faggot marriage was forced upon all 50 states
>>78702915
faggots should be give a death sentence by scaphism
I'm here to drink whiskey and cokes, and I'm all out of coke.
>>78702936
>hair dye
not a fan of cara anymore
>>78702899
sad story
How do I get a job and become a functioning person?
>>78702953
she also sucks nigger dick
>>78702947
Should be set on fire imo
>>78702950
>was gonna drink tonight
>cant because of novocaine
god dammit
>>78702950
join the club bud, i've been sipping on a 26er of jame o for the past hour
Cara is a tranny just like Michelle Obama
>>78702958
that wont be last fire they'll feel
>>78702950
me too
should i drink it pure
it aint that good
>>78702936
Must be annoying getting your picture taken every 5 seconds,24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfJQ6yveYH0
>>78702955
by filling out applications. lots of applications
>>78702977
Very true
ahhhhh fuck. a skunk just farted outside
>>78702968
no, he's just an idiot
>>78702985
I'm autistic and only go for very specific things and put all my eggs in one basket.
add me on discord
cara delaverga#1647
>>78702978
If I'm drinking it straight, I usually like to take a couple shots first to take the bitter edge off when I'm sipping.
>add me on discord
>>78702991
>evergreen state College
Their attendance rate keeps going down, so hopefully they won't qualify for govt money anymore.
>add me on discord
/cum/ has a terrible taste for cute
hit myself in the face by accident
Think I'm developing a foot fetishes buds, seeing girls in tights and bare feet makes my sick diamonds. Should I see a therapist?
>add me on discord
>>78703039
why dont you show that your taste is better
time for bed, anons
>this new TaySway song
I hurt myself today *DAB*
>>78703039
disagree
>>78703057
its only 9 PM, mom
everyone laugh at cara
Why do Hispanics, middle eastern, and other clearly non White brown People larp as Italians?
>>78703042
I orchestrated the events that would lead to you hitting yourself. I'm an evil genius and you are my toy.
Why are weebs allowed to live in the same continent as me?
photoshopped
i can tell by hte pixels
>>78703055
can't get cuter than this
>>78703046
bunch of pervs.
int has made me not want to wear my flip flops out
>>78703077
Latinos sometimes larp as "Spanish" and so do Filipinos which is even funnier.
literally right swiped 1000+ girls on tinder and still haven't matched with anyone
fuck
>>78703098
this
who the fuck is clack my ass
I come to this general every day and have for years and have no idea who any of these people are. I mean I know cara at least though.
but I dont use reddit flags, that must have something to do with it.
>>78703076
>editing the poll
SAD
>>78703076
heh
>>78703116
Yeah this was the correct poll i remember now
Vote now
strawpoll.me/13782923
>>78703104
It's okay, I don't find men's feet cute
>>78703115
>who the fuck is clack my ass
Clackamas county, Oregon
>a bunch of pepe threads
>canada and denmark are posting in them
hmm
>>78703116
upset?
>>78703115
It's a redditflags thing.
>>78703115
clack my ass is the only contribution to this thread I have ever made
ur welcome
>>78702733
Lazy jannies
STOP VOTING NO!
Ok I'll admit, this new coke zero is not bad
miss the black can though
need someone to practice fighting
cascadia
>>78703169
>being a scared of sugar
How do I rig my own strawpoll?
i am not an angry drunk
>>78703114
C-UTE!
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK
>>78703189
Make it a captcha poll so you are the only one who votes
i got a big clock
i think is like the 10th time i say this but do not mix anti depressants and alcohol
is bad for you
>>78703196
yea
mix antidepressants and alcohol it's fun, mkay? mkay
Are you racist?
Me: hell no!
>>78703214
i knew it
>>78703182
t. fatass
>>78703229
im not drunk idiot.
Asian girls aren't cute.
>cara talks about how depression isn't real
>then admits to taking antidepressants
hm...
Race mixers Should be executed
heh
>>78703228
I am White so I have no choice in the matter.
>>78703250
When shitposting and blogposting meet
>>78703253
Cara
>Asian girls aren't cute.
sugar is super addictive
>me on the right
>cara on the left
>t. fatass
misa in the purple
how can i become successful
It's odd to me that you can go to a doctor and tell them you're sad, and they just say they'll up a prescription and give you some pills for it.
>>78703291
marry an american for a greencard
>>78703271
i wish she would convince me to kill myself
>>78703290
LESBOOOOOOOOO FIGHTSSSSSSSSSSSS ORDER NOOOOOOOOW
>>78703290
Slants BTFO
>>78703277
Too white and fit to be cara make it fat
>>78703290
end your life ape
>asians
>attractive
>>78703294
it doesnt work like that
>>78703303
is ur sister single
i am white
>>78703321
nope
>>78702410
needing attention is for the unevolved
>>78703294
they don't work anyway
>>78703006
I've been firing back irish hand grenades since 7pm
>>78703290
Around blacks never relax isn't just a meme
>>78703312
kys
that's exactly what a fatass WOULD post
this chink is 41 do they not age wtf
>>78703378
she looks like that she elf from LOTR who fucks Aragorn
Remember to filter Cara.
/^Cara$/
I NEED A GF
HELP
>>78703378
chinks are the master race
>>78703370
>>78703399
true
*blocks your path*
huh
*winks at your honey*
>this offended and unfuriated the Quebecker
>>78703413
elvis presly was a 5'8 manlet, I'd fucken stomp him bud
>>78703389
don't know who you're referring to nerd
>>78703352
noice
Who is the mexican Elvis?
pic related is the canadian one
name a better jrpg than chrono trigger
>>78703409
don't reply to me
>>78703444
king of the hill
Quebec quickly became my least favorite poster.
>>78703444
Terranigma
>>78703441
>>78703445
only the strong survive
Opinions on the Duke of Saxe-Meidingen?
>>78703455
kys
Any original cumlords left or are all you guys new?
>that's exactly what a fatass WOULD post
'boy if you love walking through trees and hunting come to nowheresville'
>>78703441
kys
>>78703451
>>78703457
wrong
>>78703468
nowheresville here I come
>>78703463
Nevermind remembered you existed I try to forget you.
>>78703466
sup mr im missing half my brain
>>78703459
>As you can see here we have the best Fu-Geng brand fabric roller it's a high quality machine, just look at how the fabric rolls here, ver-
>replying to Cara
don't do this
>>78703466
I've posted on an off for a few years but never made a prominent persona.
>>78703486
desperate post
did a successful bait thread
>>>/pol/138912144
>>78703490
he was a poor employee and will be replaced by superior korean worker
>>78703490
that one was his own fault, his hand went in the spinning thing
>>78703489
>>78703493
The birth of /cum/ was November 2014
>>78703489
A step up from missing your head I suppose
>>78703504
It's not even hard anymore.
>>78703512
i know
i made the first /cum/ thread
>>78703504
Try it on /sci/ now
It will take a few months to get that many replies but they will come
gonna go to sleep
bye
>>78703525
almost 3 fuckin years ago bud
We need a worst poster poll would make it , but I cant figure out how to rig it.
>>78703512
was /cum/ ever good?
>>78702874
>>78702874
What did the Indog mean by this?
>>78703533
i'm surprised it's lasted this long
>We need a worst poster poll would make it , but I cant figure out how to rig it.
What did he mean by this?
>>78703540
back with CIA and LMM, we ruled cum bud
add me on discord
cara delaverga#1647
>>78703512
post more oldschool /cum/ pics bud
lost mine in my old hard drive
>>78703569
just fuck off already
>>78703570
I got you bud
>pic related
>1st /cum/ thread image from 2004
but you fags wouldn't know
>>78703570
i like bluegrass music
>>78703583
join the irc/telegram chat
oldies like us must stay together
>>78703570
do I look like a local in your country?
How to remove dingus hair without causing intense itchiness the next day?
>>78703580
>Come on cara add me on steam and then watch me play ark souls
literally you one month ago
lys
>>78703597
link me? I'm not too familiar with IRC desu
>>78703586
Gonna need an update on this making fun of the shitty nameposters and footkraut
>lys
Love your self?
>>78703612
the difference is that i dont spam my steam profile around in every fucking thread
For you oldfags, can you confirm that Cara stole caraposting from /brit/?
>>78703625
yes
>>78703609
will it back into your body like a real man
>>78703599
Looks French Canadian
>>78703627
I knew it
>>78703617
>>78703624
>the difference is that i dont spam my steam profile around in every fucking thread>>
is a joke
relax
>>78703639
it's some mexican who used to post that often
Norbro still around? I got you in my folder.
>>78703651
>>78703617
Once I made the mistake of engaging footkraut in conversation, he was a total dick to me for no reason, what the FUCK is his problem?
>>78703632
But how sensei?
>>78703649
Much much better.
>>78703649
>milk
>cascadia
all me desu
Im the best poster fuck off CIA don tact like we dont know is you
On my daily 6 mile walk and this kid standing on a porch started screaming "HI WAT U DOIN? HI WAT U DOIN?" repeatedly like a tape recording
of all the /brit/ gimmicks you can steal, why would someone steal the ugly whore gimmick
>>78703691
mexican mindset
>>78703683
your posts lack the subtleties of CIA's
>>78703649
horse > sticc > thicc
FUCK OFF
FOR THE MILLION TIME
CHECK HTE ARCHIVES
hate generation z
CIA once identified the exact make and model of my car from a slight peak at the dashboard
everyone but me is fucking stupid
>>78703683
you fags miss my blog posting
I'm going to derail the next thread
>>78703715
he was still a valet last I talked to him somtime in June