quebec edition
i was a smart boy and checked the catalog before pressing submit button
First for English Canada
>>78701155
terrible edition
>habs
need french gf
clackamas is the best poster in cum
>>78701189
t. clackamas without redditflags
>>78701186
will trade for american gf, must be a cheerleader, must not be older than 19 and have a nice ass
>>78701200
baseless accusation
>>78701205
will she do?
>>78701200
Nope, just stating the simple truth.
women speaking in french is one of the most beautiful things Ive ever heard
>be french
>die from whip cream
lel
>tfw you will never grow up in a suburban american city
>tfw you will never get bullied by brad the local bully in middle school
>tfw you will never be chad thundercock quarterback like in the movies
>tfw you will never fuck Katie your high school cheerleader
give me one reason to not kill myself
>Traps are ugl-
>>78701157
tous les beurettes ont le virus du sida?
Bienvenue a tout de mes freres Qubecois
>>78701246
i use to have a french qt i met on ip send me voice messages. i would rap for her. i miss talking to her sometimes
>>78701260
>give me one reason to not kill myself
Ethnic French are soon to be an endangered species, if you aren't French just off yourself right now.
>>78701232
hmmm
>>78701266
j'en sais moi? j'sors jamais de chez moi
>>78701276
les quebecois meritent la mort
lol
>>78701276
>liking the mulatto
Eww
>tfw living in Hamilton
>>78701186
Only if you look like this
>>78701273
t. Literal gay
>>78701155
Wont be posting ITT on sheer principle
Goodbye
>>78701283
oh wow, would some canadian cuck faggot who lives on another continent know better than me? i literally live in paris and i can tell you that we have fewer blacks than you do, either way, idk why ur so xenophobic, you should just fuck off back to pol you retard
i have a friend who was obsessed with asterix and obelix
These are fun. Let's do another one.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13782427
>chateaus in france are cheaper than single storey homes in major cities here
>a parisian Burgerboo
now Ive seen everything
>>78701331
>i literally live in paris and i can tell you that we have fewer blacks than you do
>either way, idk why ur so xenophobic, you should just fuck off back to pol you retard
>>78701339
>chateaus
>>78701286
i voted for you btw
>>78701296
tu devrais faire l'amour avec une beurette et dit-moi si tu attrapes le sida
>>78701331
>French poster
>once again not French
Black people were only 3% of Canada in 2011 you worthless Arab, kys for being so butthurt.
>>78701363
*blushes*
I voted for you too
open boob
>>78701363
>>78701355
???
>people hate Cara more than Misa
Pfffffffff HAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PLorLPiqXM
>>78701380
les femmes ne t'aiment pas? es-tu laid?
>>78701369
whatever floats your boat my dude, i can be a sandnigg , a nigg a chink, oh wait you're probably a filthy poo in loo yourself now fuck off, not everyone is a racist piece of shit like yourself ya know
>>78701335
Would be better if he was obsessed how build own narco cartel. sell drugs and kill people so funny.
>>78701393
the best ones are the ones where they're on their sides desu
Hey was right
Some old man at the grocery store said I looked like Justin Trudeau
ミサ
>>78701396
no i'm average, just your average 4chan autist
>tfw live an hour away from Hamilton
>coalburners
https://twitter.com/LeonardCowalski/status/900511163816919040
>>78701389
Who is Misa man?
>>78701403
Absolutely shook, I know arabs are disgusting but I never knew they were this ashamed of themselves.
>>78701422
je vois. donc, sois toi-même et tu gagneras les femmes :^)
>>78701431
chinese person on the internet
>>78701431
Misa is an ugly gook whore
>le
>>78701412
trudeau is handsome so it's a compliment
>coalburners
>>78701406
jesus CrisT! You break my mind! slow down! i study english only two month.
>>78701409
really wanted to buy his old property. it was for sale, but i think somebody already bought it
plus i couldn't really afford a down payment anyway
>>78701451
Cimer CIA
>>78701441
your filthy mom is a whore and an arab you fucking faggot
whatchya spinning, /cum/
>>78701465
It's not a compliment.
I told him: "Get your eyes checked, old man"
My proxy sense is tingling
>>78701467
You're doing really good so far. How much do you think posting in 4chan helped you learn?
>[nightcore]
>>78701475
felling a little hipster-ish today
>>78701495
>bob dylan
>hipster
>>78701494
Someone actually makes thousands of dollars posting videos on youtube that are literally just random songs played at 1.25x with higher pitch.
>>78701406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHYqEvBQGnM
>>78701473
Thank you for proving this handy image correct once again :^)
>My proxy sense is tingling
>>78701475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1uH4BnswKQ
>>78701473
je ne comprends pas "cimer"
>>78701509
don't try to deny it
>>78701475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGoNCvoZuYA
J O A N N A
O
A
N
N
A
I have done roughly nothing with my life for the past 4 years besides drop out of community college after 3 months and work at low end jobs like shelving and watering plants. I also have zero real ambitions or desire to better myself, and no hobbies besides playing videogames and browing 4chan if you can call those hobbies. I'm also not depressed. Anyone else lazy as fuck?
>>78701491
the french guy used some slang i don't understand so maybe not
in a perfect world men like me would not exist but this is not a perfect world
>>My proxy sense is tingling
starting to think its just one flagless canadian or are they all really this insufferable
>>78701463
why ugly? look norm.
SIEMPRE LA VERDAD
VENCERA A TODO EL MAL
Y SI TU QUIERES SER UN GUERRERO VENCERAS
CON TODO EL PODER
LLEGARAS HASTA EL FINAL
SI LOS SUEÑOS SE VAN EL COSMO TE GUIARA
>>78701515
y tho?
>>78701542
try not dropping out of college
I hear it works wonders
>>78701521
the same as merci, young people tend to use this instead
>>78701551
I find her plain, not that ugly, but I'm really sick of seeing her face from all the autists posting her
>>78701547
They all are.
Should I go to the gas station? or nah?
>>78701543
I wasn't talking about him
vaccines give autism
>>78701513
>>78701547
Extraflags is dumb and you know it.
>>78701560
it's weird that you guys make your slang by just flipping the letters around
>>78701542
sounds pretty cool
>I find her plain, not that ugly, but I'm really sick of seeing her face from all the autists posting her
>>78701542
You missed nothing by dropping out of college. Doing odd-jobs and living meager is better then the 4 year bullshit known as college
if you know spanish and you can listen to this song without crying you dont have a heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKqxLAhRKE
Canada is unironically the best /cum/ country
>>78701558
My classes were sociology, english literature some math class maybe algebra 2 and biology or some shit and I didn't care about any of them. Only went out of pressure from parents.
>>78701578
yeah and pick me up a couple tall boys while you're there bud
>>I find her plain, not that ugly, but I'm really sick of seeing her face from all the autists posting her
>>78701594
that's what i figured
>>78701599
Explain your reasons, plox
konichwa baka gaijins welcome to nihon
>You missed nothing by dropping out of college. Doing odd-jobs and living meager is better then the 4 year bullshit known as college
horrendous posts
>>78701618
average millennial out of college
Why do I only feel attraction for girls after I've rejected them and they lost interest
>>78701618
t. spent seven years getting a bachelors in history
>>78701630
t. Millenial
>>78701614
by far the most interesting posters and thought provoking posts too
also some goodass food
THE RING DINGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr72g9fp7UM
>>78701642
i am generation z übermensch and i am not going to college
we're all millennial here. not one of you is gen x
>>78701475
Wool slacks for my daughter
>>78701493
very helped. I began to learn english only for board because two month ago russian board was close for us.
>>78701641
false, 6
>>78701632
Because youre completely and totally insecure about your ability to perform as an acceptable signifcant other.
>we're all millennial here. not one of you is gen x
Trade >>>>>>> College
If you're after a good career, trades are objectively the best path to take.
>>78701652
You have to be 18 to post here. How old are you?
>>78701652
gen z isn't in college yet i thought
He studies wires
>>78701654
1995 and later is GenZ
why do poor people get acne
t. never had any acne
>>78701649
This seems like a shitpost
>motherboard architecture is wiring
it's just the facts you dummy
The five most influential Americans of all time:
1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Theodore Roosevelt
4. Robert Oppenheimer
5. Martin Luther King
>>78701677
'Cause we're dirty.
t. had a lot of acne (getting better tho)
>>78701667
I don't think that's true though.
Why am I repulsed by girls who come onto me then?
>>78701654
Why would a superior gen X even post here with all this nonconsequential, angsty drivel.
>>78701670
Name a fun trade job you look forward to every morning/night.
>>78701681
not trying to. I really do think canucks are far less boring to exchange (you)s with
>>78701698
can't really imagine a 50 year old man posting on 4chan anyways
>>78701692
>I don't even crack the fourth or fifth spot
shit list
watching the melon do a q&a on youtube rn ama
>>78701693
acne is literally that one thing that nobody finds attractive
some people find poop attractive
think about that and get better.
>>78701703
I will cautiously believe your posts then
>>78701702
Welding is fun. Name a fun college job you look forward to every morning/night.
if you remember 9/11 you are a millennial
if you don't you are GenZ
Generation Y was the last redeemable generation, and it's still quite a mixed bag.
Generation Z girls dress like sluts from 13 years old onwards and are always taking photos of themselves, while the Generation Z guys are always virgin walkers.
>being a fantano drone
>>78701711
and who the FUCK are you?
>>78701702
maintenance
this is the best song of the last century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga5Bo4YdgH4
>>78701732
i bet you follow p4k too.
>>78701694
BECAUSE YOURE INSECURE
If I have to keep saying it im gonna start charging you money.
>>78701729
They might just beat out baby boomers for worst generation
>>78701726
That was the day that a quebec kid called Pierre puked up a whole can of spaghetti-os and the janitor had to clean it up with this kitty-litter-looking stuff.
That was my 9/11 moment.
>>78701715
I am getting better. Started taking some dandelion medicine stuff and it's really cleared up now. Acne will probably be totally gone within a year or so.
>>78701744
never have, never will
Je pense faire des vidéos, j'ai faite un trailer.
https://vid.me/wtD4z
>>78701733
meme maker extraordinaire
>the french poster isn't even french
Full house is actually shit and the only people who like it are nostalgic losers
>>78701692
>Theodore Roosevelt instead of Franklin Roosevelt
Are you insane?
>>78701720
None besides a security bullshit watching cameras job where you can bring a laptop and watch shows.
Fun jobs don't really exist
Now that the dust has settled,
What is /cum/'s opinion on the poster known as BajaChan?
>>78701756
c'est merde, desole anon
I named my dog after the dog in full house
>>78701726
>my great grand parents are millennials
>>78701745
Why am I attracted to girls who aren't attracted to me?
I am not following your logic.
*gives you $2*
>I dont like full House
holy crap you guys, Rick just turned himself into a pickle.
>c'est merde, desole anon
>>78701765
The only people who say shit like this are kids who arent old enough to have any nostalgia
so tell me /cum/
are you
a hawk
or
a dove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL4yaQNhOnc
love italian Americans
HATE Mexican Americans
Simple as
>>78701786
pickle rick is a quality /tv/ meme
>>78701790
t. nostalgic loser
>>78701771
i miss her
>>78701795
hi lad
>>78701779
you have never made a decent post in this general
>>78701771
Autistic LARPer
I'm glad he's gone this place is better off without him
Every time he gets mentioned again the thread quality goes down a little
>>78701768
Fun jobs exist if you're self employed. My plan is to start up a blacksmithing business after I've earned enough money welding to sustain myself for a while.
>>78701807
Hello CHI
single flag pennsylvania needs to heck off right now
>>78701767
fuck off commie
FDR wasn't no revolutionary figure.
WW2 saved his ass.
He hated niggers yet during the 36 Olympics Hitler waved to Jesse Owens yet FDR couldn't be fucked.
His alphabet agencies did more long term bad than good and unemployment only really got a kicking after the 2nd world war started.
FDR's praise is solely down to shit Eleanor did and bullshit he got lucky for. He's unironically praised for standing up to naizs despite not giving a fuck for 2 years.
Leftists have such a bizarre twisted view of him.
>>78701773
>c'est merde
c'est de la merde*
>>78701795
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>78701814
i am german
Did you guys know there was an eurovision for the americas but Mexico was so butthurt after jose jose lost that htey boycoted the show so it ended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhuZGk5qZ8
>>78701771
Don't know who that is. Can I get a quick rundown?
>>78701813
I don't have motivation to do shit if I'm self employed
Sorry for the worthless posts, I'm a fairly worthless person
>>78701821
cimer pour l'aide
>>78701806
>>78701812
Hmm... Seems like the issue is not settled
>>78701784
Because youre insecure; you know you cant get them, so you fawn. When a girl shows interest you shun her... Its like that old Groucho Marx joke, "I refuse to belong to any club that would accept me as a member".
>>78701808
sorry i didnt know that my great grand parents were millennials ill try harder next time
don't understand the reddit obsession with nostalgia
sometimes old things are just better
you're only nostalgic for a fucking tv show because you haven't done anything with your life
>>78701773
il faut comprendre les références. Mais c'est risqué, je sais pas si jdevrais me lancer là dedans.
There have literally been 2 Islamic terrorist attacks since Charlottesville and people still won't stop talking about it
>>78701835
At one point that particular namefag could hijack any /cum/ thread with a single post.
but college is good if you're STEM r-right
>>78701824
Italo Americans are the most successful Americans
wish they would stop putting useless cars that nobody wants into assetto corsa lads
>>78701840
Money is good motivation in general.
They call me Pyro. Been doing stints in juvie for arson ever since I discovered a book of matches in my Momma's purse at age 7. Burned down an abandoned church on the East side of town and was told I'd either do big time or take a green chopper over to shoot some gooks.
They asked me which was it. I asked, "Can I burn them instead?"
how many posters do you think are from the /vint/ era
>>78701841
>cimer
ne fait pas ça
>>78701883
why
late 80's sitcoms are bad
>laugh track
>pastel family values
complete shit
>>78701833
seriously watch this video
this poor nigger aint legendary just cause he happened to be born mexican, it makes me sad.
>>78701864
What did they do?
>>78701859
charlottesville just proves the dangers of racism goy
>>78701859
>lefties get mad at Trump for calling it Muslim or Islamic terror
>Lefties get mad when Trump doesn't immediately call the guy who ran over the people a Nazi terrorist and specifically call out that kind of crime
It's like some weird mirror universe...
>>78701842
shut up
What is /cum/ opinion on italian people?
>>78701917
but i have no idea what he's singing about
>>78701913
late 80s / early 90s tv was best tv
>>78701260
Yeah as a autist who grew up in a suburb and was bullied the shit out of in school fuck off, it fucking sucked. Real life isn't hollywood memes you stupid fucking yuropoors.
>>78701865
Remember to take all career and academic advice on 4chan with a heaping of Kosher salt.
There are numerous career pathways which require a degree, if not for the training, then for the fact that employers require applicants with degrees. And many of those careers can lead to fulfilling and successful lives.
I'm actually surprised that 4chan doesn't house more academically-adept posters. It seems for every one capable student there are two cynical dropouts who scorn the system and praise the merits of shitty jobs like fixing pipes and putting pieces of metal together.
>>78701929
A big fan
>>78701929
I hope theyre nice =)
>Pepsi
>>78701931
about being sad because his gf left him (like all his songs)
he just sings really nice
>>78701858
tu veux l'audience de 4chan? tu ne devrais pas faire tous tes blagues avec les références
>>78701903
d'accord ;_;
How do I get a black gf and also have right wing political beliefs? Is it possible?
>>78701903
>Canadian lecturing a french
>>78701475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cuxrkZeai8
>>78701929
I was interviewed by an italian for a programming job and I couldn't understand him at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQYADtWqwc8
>>78701929
They're always the nicest people I encounter in Europe.
>>78701959
anything is possible if you believe
>>78701962
>il me réponds en anglais
la situation des français, mesdames et messieurs
NEED a french gf
>>78701959
Relationships should not be premised on mere fetishes.
>>78701817
You're retarded.
>He hated niggers yet during the 36 Olympics Hitler waved to Jesse Owens yet FDR couldn't be fucked.
Don't care.
>His alphabet agencies did more long term bad than good and unemployment only really got a kicking after the 2nd world war started.
That's bs and you know it. The New Deal brought unemployment down significantly before WWII started. WWII only helped lower unemployment after the Roosevelt Recession started. Pic related shows the unemployment rate during his presidency.
>FDR's praise is solely down to shit Eleanor did and bullshit he got lucky for.
Pure nonsense.
>He's unironically praised for standing up to naizs despite not giving a fuck for 2 years.
Don't care.
Theodore Roosevelt was an insignificant president whose biggest "accomplishment" was a few stupid progressive reforms. If you knew what you were talking about, you would know that Taft, Wilson, and FDR were all more effective reformers than he was.
FDR created a realignment in American politics that lasted for 50 years. Theodore Roosevelt felt sad after reading The Jungle, so he put insignificant regulations on the meat industry.
kys
>>78702004
This.
Accomplished nothing this summer so much regret
>>78701959
grab her by the pussy xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OrHsG-03I
>>78701955
Plus un audience francophone parce que ça serait en français. Ya un peu de francophone sur 4chan je cherche à voir leur réaction. Je m'attends pas tellement à du feedback positif ici mais jsuis curieux.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQzUEc_FmI
>>78702004
How is it any more of a fetish than black dudes wanting to date a white girl? I find black women attractive, and want to date one. How is it any different than someone wanting to get a gf with big tits or red hair? It would only be a fetish if It was solely because she's black. It being a contributing factor doesn't make it wrong
>>78701929
Best TV shows according to all the webms I've seen on /sp/ and /int/ also penny lane might be one of the most attractive women I've ever seen desu
why am i listening to sad music
i miss my ex
not really
but her b-day is soon enough
all those memories :(
I don't even know what to post anymore
>>78702058
anime
>>78702058
qt latinas
>>78701922
Did you ever hear the tragedy of BajaChan?
I thought not. It's not a story the redditflaggers would tell you. It's a /cum/ legend. BajaChan was a namefag so powerful and so infamous she could use her posts to influence the thread to be about "her". She had such a knowledge of namefagging that she could even keep the anons she cared about from leaving /cum/.
>>78702056
>>78702044
d'accord, bon chance anon
>>78702056
i know your pain
we're all gon make it
>>78701817
Me again.
I mean seriously, how can you put fucking idiot Theodore Roosevelt that high on the list and not even include FDR?
Theodore Roosevelt is only noteworthy for being the first progressive president, yet he wasn't even as progressive as TAFT of all people.
Fuck you, bud.
Cara missing his anime gf again.
Loser
Canadians:
I'm going to law school at a place that does an exchange program with McGill
Have any of you attended? How much French would I have to learn?
>>78702106
Almost none for McGill
>>78702102
Latina women are shit
>>78702058
qt girls of any race
Rate my ex
Is canada a nice place to visit? Was thinking of taking a trip there with my sister. Any cool stuff to do?
>>78702106
McGill law is taught in English, and you can get by without French in Montreal
Just be prepared to learn a lot of useless factoids about the outdated civil law system they have out there.
>>78702073
Thank you
i need a gf
http://www.strawpoll.me/13782667
>>78702128
Niagara Falls
>>78702113
>>78702131
Well I already live like an hour from Montreal anyway, so if I'm not even bothering to learn French I'll probably just take an internship somewhere instead.
Thanks for answering tho.
>>78702144
alberta cowgirl, pls
at what point does a forced meme become just a meme?
>>78702144
Bitchy women are all I know and understand, so I went with that one
>>78702144
Chinese Vancouver gf is the patrician's choice.
i think my brother is retarded
>>78702144
sinaloa gf
i beat some ruski slav shitter in kekken haha take that ivan
>>78702128
Any outdoors activities are top-tier in Canada. If you're not into that though, there's also a lot of cool historical sites and museums. I'd personally recommend either the B.C/Alberta Rockies or the east coast.
Canadians dont have women they just use dogs.
>>78702194
I think my brother is autistic
at the very least an assburger
>>78702153
Niagara is a massive bore.
If you're going to Canada to travel, then either go to West Canada or not at all.
>>78702194
so it runs in the family?
>>78702177
When more than a handful of people post it.
t. Knower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYdJT93YHl4
im bored
SOMEBODYY SAVEEEEEEEE MEEEEE
>>78702217
Do you think this man has ever had sex with anyone?
>>78702217
based
>Why yes the world's largest waterfalls aren't worth seeing
>>78702217
>20 minute video explaining why he drinks water
this isn't even the funny kind of autistic, it's just either legitimate autism or wannabe tryhard autism and either way it's pathetic
Who's the other guy who voted for Nunavut gf? I need to know who I share tastes with.
Reminder that i am a chad
>>78702217
This guy really went to shit when he started trying to be funny
>>78702217
>i drink pure h20
triggered
Hey everyone i'm sad give me attention please and donate to my patreon
todey i forgot my cigarretes and somebody stole them
i had just bought them...
>>78701331
End yourself, now
>>78702300
get a job loser
stupid 8 hour Novocaine
>>78702300
Should someone who fucks a lot of trashy girls be considered a chad? Like, if you've fucked every girl in the trailer park, but some suburban stacie wouldn't give you the time of day, are you still a chad?
>>78702300
Are u girl?
ai besoin d'une petite amie forte et québécois
>>78702300
It's ok anon.
Will people think I am poor if they find out I buy my clothing exclusively from second hand stores and clothing outlets?
>smoking cigarettes
could you be anymore pathetic?
>>78702311
last time I got a cavity filled I asked for no anesthetic, it really wasn't that bad at all and I ate pizza after
>>78702300
sure man just make sure you post some pictures teasing your body so that I can hope one day you'll release nudes but you never will
cara stop namefagging and people will stop filtering you
>>78702305
*québécoise
>I asked for no anesthetic
literal tism
what's autistic about not getting an anesthetic
>I inhale toxic smoke into my lungs for a light rush in exchange for horrible breath more money spent and possible diseases.
>>78702334
>implying they won't filter all of mexico instead
I asked for attention like cara not some gay shit quebec
>>78702318
That would be a discount Chad. Like a Cody or something.
>>78702357
well nothing of value would be lost anyway, all mexican poster are trash
>>78702355
That's what makes it so cool
>getting diseases from smoking
maybe herpes
I never ask for attention
>>78702362
I think Cory works better
>>78702362
Cletus Jr II
>>78702395
smokes lets go
>possible diseases
>possible
>>78702377
agreed, *cough* fellow smoker, I *HAAACK COUGH COUGH COUGH* really think all this negative *cough* publicity and supposedly dangerous *COUGH COUGH COUGH* press about smoking is *cough cough* totally overblown *cough cough cough*
>>78702358
in my head canon you're a cute girl with a toned body that whores herself out on patreon by shilling her patreon online suggesting that you release very risque photos on it but they're really just pictures of you in shitty cosplay and skimpy clothing
>>78702443
>head canon
Go away, Tumblr.