no man can eat fifty eggs edition
/acadiana/
*eats 49 eggs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkzEusQLBw
cool hand luke is REQUIRED /dixie/ kino
>>78698018
excellent post
>>78698029
told ya
>>78697986
>being a russian cuck
>>78698023
its just jihadists,gülenists and the odd fucking nuts erdogan supporter.
Appareantly the police had to stop the mob that was trying to lynch him to death
I found a dead sanic while walking my dog today.
A car absolutely flattened it.
I guess mario got his revenge
>>78698107
sonic died a long time ago
Serbian-Dixie solidarity when
>tomorrow the world will know green leader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwstB5lu4BA
>>78698192
the new sonic mania looks like a good nostalgia fix
>>78698192
*Comes back to life*
>>78698248
>siding with commies
kys hırvats are superior
also their women are way more qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOHnk9isMlE
>>78698248
always
>>78698259
>>78698283
i hope so
just got sonic 1, 2, and 3 on steam
3 is probably my favorite, never managed to beat 1 but ive beated 2 and 3
>>78698303
holy shit he's astoundingly annoying
haven't been to kfc since like 2012
>>78698292
>Hrvatska
>Ever
Only use I have for a sahovnica is playing checkers
I am the only ally dixie needs
all the rests are reduntant
i will destroy them all
dixie only needs western turkey
>>78698375
*steals ur coast*
>>78698370
It's really unbelievable how annoying he is.
I sincerely believe he's insane.
>>78698292
i'm watching you, just so you know
>>78698303
the autists at /tr/ loved this guy
he must be severely autistic
>>78698412
come and get me fucker
>>78698412
>>78698439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7zSLQQicc
>>78698303
>>78698370
>tfw only been to KFC once
>>78698412
We summoned him, lads.
>tfw no gavur gf from balkanlar
>>78698494
its ok, i liked it when i was a kid, but its greasy as fuck
>>78698494
i sometimes go there since its the only option for me to get fried chicken
not enough popeyes in istanbul
>>78698494
I haven't been to KFC in years. I remember not liking it the last time I went.
Popeyes is better imo
>>78698494
I prefer Popeyes.
>>78698503
too small
I think everyone with working tastebuds prefers popeyes over KFC.
Except for my fat fucking brother ofc
>>78698602
ayyyyy
Düşman
>>78698628
>on top of everything else wrong with him he prefers kfc to popeyes
its like he's a defective human
>>78698629
>those shits
>patriots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwkUo23Cous
>>78698684
being a fat fuck is bad for your sould and mind desu
okay im making too many spelling mistakes
im going to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1VccX-kYFY
>>78698691
They're the only Serbs I have pictures of.
>StefanVladislav.jpg
>>78698538
It was so long ago I don't even remember the taste.
>>78698576
>>78698585
>>78698600
>Norway has neither Popeyes nor KFC
third world as fuck
>>78698785
even ankara has popeyes in like every other fucking corner wtf Norge????
>>78698776
stefan vladislav openly called the pope and the curia a bunch of stray dogs
>>78698818
He was right then and he'd be right now.
>>78698908
yeah serbian rulers tended to be absolute edgemasters
emperor stephen dušan wrote to the pope that he "in vulvam materinam itinerare potuit" (can go to his mother's pussy, a common Serbian swear)
>>78698812
There are only like 6 foreign fast food chains here lel
>>78698982
Hey, do Serbs hate Bill Clinton as much as I imagine they do?
If so, direct your hate to the Arkansans in the thread.
>>78699050
we even have german fasts food
i think the only one missing is five guys and nandos
>>78699064
you have no power here georgian
>>78699064
generally he is hated more than hitler and any ottoman sultan, but our revenge shall come, it always does
>>78699073
I am p sure there's a Moe's in Istanbul.
If so, go try it one day.
>>78699098
>That depends on what your definition of the word is is.
>>78699147
How does this make you feel?
>>78699155
it is
as much as i know its ungodly expensive
>>78699155
his shenanigans in arkansas are less known
his brother for example was the biggest coke dealer in the state during his governorship, he cut it out before the presidential run
>>78699073
I think it's just a hard market to get into, people are skeptic towards foreign things and it's very much frowned upon to eat that kinda food a lot.
As an example of this skepticism, Lidl went bankrupt in Norway, lel
>but also northernmost 7/11 in the world
Free Kosovo
Free vojvodina
>>78699163
>but our revenge shall come, it always does
when we liberated kosovo the last time 3 albanian tribes went out of existance
>>78699212
free kurdistan
free constantinople
>>78699226
>konstantiniye
i dont care what happens in that desolate wasteland called anatolia
if anything i hope we will push all the kurds to kurdistan and never deal with them ever again
>>78699147
>He is hated more than any ottoman sultan
Good. I don't like him either.
>>78699190
One person he had a relationship with was arrested for drug trafficking and received a presidential pardon. I can't remember who exactly though.
He used to run coke through Mena, Arkansas IIRC.
>>78699163
B A D
>>78699180
Weird, it's like $7-10 for a full meal here.
>>78699212
>Free Vojvodina
pic related
I hope to live in a world where its only city states with a couple of towns per city
I've grown up in the South with like 35% native blood, and I've got to say. I don't understand why people like blondes so much, it looks unnatural. Am I alone on this?
>>78699258
any foreign food chain here costs alot of money
a shitty big mac menu is like 22 liras
>>78699258
yeah that's where ol bill's family is from, Mena
when you consider that the coke was from Colombia and involved the CIA, the body count surrounding the clintons starts to make since
>>78699290
i dont like blondes that much either.
Especially the ones with very bright hair
>>78699316
Yeah, fuck McDonald's
>>78699324
Yeah, fuck the Clintons and CIA.
(Especially Hillary, bitch is like Bill with literally no charisma)
>>78699290
It only looks unnatural if you're brown, chief.
I love him, lads.
this is the ideal man
>>78699613
>>78699688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRatTuWdT_Q
>Yfw all the Conways are just Bill Clinton playing with autismflags
>>78699848
>Bill will never bend me over the resolute desk and take my anal virginity
Why should I go on?
>>78699914
How can I be Bill Clinton if I did not sleep with that woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZuC-MWkajI
this is the most disgusting thing you will ever watch
>>78700353
You clearly haven't seen the video of him eating two jars of nacho cheese without using untensils or his hand
>>78700353
It was kinda weird, but not directly disgusting.
Trust me, I happen to be an expert on the matter.
first for /brit/
>>78699914
Wokest: there are multiple Bill Clintons.
>never played morrowind before
>decided to give it a chance
>ugly graphics but I've seen worse, intro looked kinda good
>got to the part where you picked up a dagger and swung it around
>right clicked it and it swung fine
>held right click because it mentioned how it takes more fatigue
>CTD
>>78699914
you can't prove that
>pls dont tell my wife she'll kill me if she finds out i browse 4chan
Really wish hollyjew could pull off a convincing southern accent.
*tears down your statue*
Finally, I can sleep at night
>>78701575
>never played morrowind before
Take a walk yank scum
>>78701939
likewise yankee
>>78701973
>deep south on the wrong side of history. Again
*yawn*
>>78701972
it's a little late to be walking out plus I'm in Macon so I'll probably get jumped
>>78702009
>wrong side of history
People who reply to baiters are just as bad.
>>78702021
>shook over a redguard
Do you even have any septims to steal
>>78702046
frick u
>>78701973
Hope it gets torn down by antifa and BLM.
>>78702112
Would just cost taxpayer money to get put back up.
>>78702142
I hope it gets torn down and melted down by antifa and BLM.
Also I hope the "people" of Alabama are taxed to death.
I unironically hope cops just start shooting the next time antifa and BLM start protesting.
>>78702112
>>78702172
mind your manners
>people are STILL replying to bait
protip: they won't say dumb shit if no one acknowledges them
>>78702267
This has been proven wrong for years now. Just enjoy the thread moving faster than normal.
>>78702293
slow but comfy is 20x better than fast but shit
If any of you Texans that post sometimes happen to be where the hurricane is gonna strike, stay safe.
Ha ha dick see
>Texas
lmao
Ain't nothing better on Earth than some grilled porkchops after a day of honest work
>>78702669
>grilled
>not fried
>>78702669
>chops
sounds tasty
how'd you season em?
>>78702669
fucking faggot
>>78702695
Hey I said a day of honest work
Too tired to fry anything
>>78702706
Family recipe
Lots of stuff in there but mostly tabasco
The eternal punishment for my Memaw working for Big Tabasco
>>78702721
nou dorknuts
>>78702791
NO!
>when you get drunk
/dedsie/
>>78704694
Wir leben immer noch.
Ship post
>>78708398
Excellent ship post.
>200 opinion
>subject is disloyal
>>78710975
conscript an army
invest in bird tech
use prestige to shut em up
>>78711475
Yeah, the bird tech is pretty low. It'll be fine in a few years
austria got hungary and burgundy and btfo'd eastern france. I helped the Ottoscum get southern hungary. We're about to go after him again and I'll take the lowlands
>>78711520
why didnt you just marry burgundy for the lowlands?
you can do that as spain/emperor of HRE
>>78711556
I did, he rivaled me right before it fired
https://youtu.be/xbQMUfCEs5c
Imagine being CNN rn
>turbo-Austria supporting the independence of Aragon
>can't form spain because Aragon has too many cities
>start a war with burgundy to keep the independence war from firing
>remember that I can force them to accept my surrender at 100% warscore
>integrate aragon the day after I peace out
Fuck the Habsburgs
morning y'all
>tfw your guitar has been bricked for some reason and you'll have to take it in for repairs
I even opened it up to look at the wiring myself and there's nothing outwardly wrong with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcY7dCvC84Q
jesus fucking christ
>>78717329
>tfw this could never be made now
>>78698684
tbf Popeyes is nearly as bad
the one on Donaghey is ass
>>78719696
wing stop is the best place for chicken tbqh
Penises are ugly. Don't understand why Cuntway likes them so much.
>>78721158
i mean in his defense vaginas look like the meaty gateway to hell
also they stink like it
>>78721158
Because women are disgusting and I'm not even sure they count as full humans
Yet another ship post haha
>>78721158
this >>78721416
>>78701999
That fucking smirk
>>78708398
>The Confederacy didn't have a ship named after his city
WHY LIVE
>>78725132
>tfw there will never be a CSS Conway
>exclusively manned by stoners and sexual deviants
Remember that one confederate ship that sailed around the world ?
I do.
hello
>>78725331
Why on earth did it do that? Diplomacy?
>>78725501
Commerce raiding
>>78725501
>During 12 1⁄2 months of 1864–1865 the ship undertook commerce raiding resulting in the capture and sinking or bonding of thirty-eight Union merchant vessels, mostly New Bedford whaleships. The Shenandoah fired the last shot of the American Civil War, across the bow of a whaler in waters off the Aleutian Islands.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSS_Shenandoah
>>78725526
>>78725592
>many of the crew members were British
good lads
http://www.wjcl.com/article/black-lives-matter-savannah-planning-six-weeks-of-protests/12093900
oh boy here it comes lads
>>78725893
based
>The American Crocodile Virgin
>The American Alligator Chad
>>78697982
A true chad eats five dozen every morning
I need to stop reading /got/ during class, bobbyposting fucking kills me
>>78727168
>Game of Thrones
go away
also fuck these things
>>78727662
and especially these things
>Someone insinuates that Mike Rowe is a white nationalist
http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/23/mike-rowe-absolutely-destroys-guy-who-accuses-him-of-being-a-white-nationalist/?utm_source=site-share
I tell ya, lads, these people are just slinging shit at anyone now.
>>78727329
seconding this
We need to create nationalist unions to fight globalist/marxist unions
>>78730569
>embracing right collectivism to fight against left collectivism
solid plan
If you subscribe to any ideology that has some form of manifesto you're a faggot and need to think for yourself
>Not being a Bonapartean Corporatist
>>78732009
too lewd, delete
>>78730569
we have those
doesnt work they end up becoming cancer whilst fighting against it
what we need to do is fight against collectivism and populism
>>78731772
This, ideologies and political parties are for the weak minded.
>tfw too intelligent for political labels
Remember the Vendee martyrs!
Hey cuntway
still having trouble finding a job?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aym1bF2cYJ0
evening /dixie/
>>78733787
benil
>benil
what did he mean by this
>>78734768
it sounds Turkish
>>78734768
>>78734861
u no it is like wen girl touch ur benil
>>78734861
it does not
literally cannot think of anything that sounds like benil in turkish
>americans
>understanding culture
>>78697982
Honestly, why are Turks so masculine and strong?
No German cant compete with their muscles and toughness
>>78734861
it does
>>78734873
lewd
>>78734883
>turks
>inventing words like benil
so silly with your barbar tongue
>>78734899
go to bed hans
>>78734913
A Turk does not need sleep
>>78734940
I am Greek
>yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2klh2cTa_Q
i think i like this one better than johnny cash's
but i don't want to betray johnny what do i do
>>78698335
Serbs are confederates?
>>78735159
Stop watching anime. His voice is way too high pitched for this imo.
>>78734899
i wouldnt know i am greek
>>78734913
you are right i only know how to speek greek
>>78735159
Follow your heart
It's what Johnny would've wanted
>>78735183
Srbija je Srbija
Map post
>>78735183
>>78735183
they are violent gun lovers after all
slavs have a thing for the rebel flag apparently
>>78735189
its the original tho, i really like the way he yipeeyiyos
>>78735193
i am greek
>>78735217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPplYp7K7M
Gori Njujork
Stop siding with the slav subhumans
>>78735282
southron/slav memes are inherently dank
Man this violin business is fun
i wish i could play it after midnight where im mostly awake at
>>78735338
learn this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWS6fXU79wc
>>78735388
the fiddle makes a way different sound than my violin
maybe its the tuning i dunno
>>78735442
a fiddle is just a violin
its the style of violin playing
>>78735483
probably just the tuning then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqeW7-tmVU4
wish i had whiskey
Oh hey ben shapiro can play the violin
Neat
>>78735442
find another violin player and play these songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJRZYnFcQ8
I hope it doesn't flood
>>78736361
i hope it does. its really boring here
*Floods*
My door is on a slope so it'll flood really easily
>download HPM for Victoria 2
>I'm hemorrhaging population
>100% unemployment in many states
>can't build factories
>Apparently this is just a thing that happens in HPM
why
>>78738256
no fun allowed
>mfw dorm internet doesn't block 4chan
Are Huey
night dixie
a u t i s t i c
t h r e a d
>>78739543
no u
>>78739370
>dorm internet blocks anything
Does your dorm think you're 9?
>>78735939
dude im not that good chill out
i just started
>>78738256
stop being a loser then lmao
>>78742787
>literally use console commands to fill coffers
>lower taxes to 0%
>Build factories
>change laws
>still hemorrhaging population
u r gay man turk man
>>78742821
how the hell are you even managing that
are you an-cap or smth?
>>78742830
Absolute monarchy
>>78742865
just spam factories and drop your tariffs
you should have your taxes at atleast 10-15% and always just drop tariffs
also you can drop your bureucrat money once it hits 100% depending on how much you tax your middle class+tariff rate+production of bureucratic everyday goods.
Sometimes you can only drop by 50%-70%, sometimes 5%
>having a bureaucracy
>>78742923
My tariffs were 0%
all taxes were 0%
I couldn't build factories for most of it and I had literally 0 capitalists for all of the playthrough
Apparently HPM just is liable to meme the fuck out of your population according to gewgle
>>78742960
you really need to focus on upgrading your pops to capitalists if you want some.
Most of the time they will just become landowners, which isnt too bad.
In my last fascist maghreb game or example, i couldnt industrialized cause my literacy was only 33% after everything i had done so i just enslaved my serf's and upgraded my middle pops to landowners to increase output.
Worked well enough.
Always make sure to piss off your pops enough to make them literate really fast unless you want to become full slave state
>>78743023
I retried the same exact shit without HPM enabled and my country did fine.
I think it's just cause HPM is still at like 0.37 version.
It was also meming me by making all the countries who took loans from me go bankrupt, which means I could either butcher our relations, butcher our relations a little more and get a CB, or forgive their debts and gain tons of militancy and consciousness.
I think HPM just has some tweaking to do t b q h w y f a m
>>78743023
>i just enslaved my serf's
won't Europe get really pissed? Or does it not model that
>>78743066
it does, you get heck of alot of infamy and a relationship hit with all of the great powers
but fuck em y'know.
I enslaved most of my pops, made the rest serfs and every other person that managed to avoid both but was still poor class i genocided.
Was alot of fun, but the single factories i made in every state never became full
>>78743065
the bankloan thing is great since if you are a second power you can use it to get some cheap colonies really quick and if you are a great power you can use it to get alot of prestige
I think HPM is plenty fine
>>78743124
wel u no i think u r smelly turk man ottoman bad smell
So can I speak Turkish here? I don't like Americans but I can tolerate them on an image board I guess.
>>78744075
please dont
this is a strictly spanish general
>>78744132
Güney Amerikalı hayvanlardan bana ne?
>>78744132
>implizieren daß dieses Faden nicht Deutsch ist
>>78744979
What a disgusting language
>>78745275
6 years of elementary and high school and i cant still speak a word of german.
Its a super autistic language
>>78745377
>when someone says English is a Germanic language near me
>>78745691
>when someone says English isn't a Germanic language
>>78745910
umm, only 1/4 of the vocabulary is Germanic and 1/2 of it is Latin sweaty :)))))
>>78745976
>implying the grammar isn't Germanic
>implying the pronunciation isn't more similar to Germanic languages than Romance languages
>implying the most frequently used words aren't Germanic and half of the Latin words aren't uncommon or scientific.
>implying you ain't a bitch nigga.
>>78746025
>implying English isn't a shit tier creole that should never have made it out of southern England
>implying French isn't the best lingua franca
>the absolute fucking state of the rest of the world that they have to use English
all latin languages are gay but *nglish is the worst
>>78746980
>Latin Languages
You mean romance ?
>English is the worst
English isn't a romance/Latin language, it's Germanic sweety :^)
>>78750091
>You mean romance ?
That sounds gay
>english is germanic
I'm about to fucking BREAK
hello fatties!!! hahahashhhas
>>78750740
Are you they gay estonian?
>>78750537
>That sounds gay
Doesn't matter whether or not they sound gay, calling them "Latin Languages" is plain wrong, they differentiate from Latin heavily they didn't even evolve from what the Romans would call "Latin", they evolved from Vulgar Latin, pic related.
The structure of the English language has always been Germanic, just because 60% of the words derive from the French language, doesn't make it Latin.
If a bowl cereal is >60% milk, does that make it a beverage ?
As long as the structure of the English language stays the same, even with all of it's words deriving from Latin, it'll be considered Germanic.
>>78751031
>it's just plain wrong
What gave you the impression that anyone here cares about the facts
>>78751264
>What gave you the impression that anyone here cares about the facts
well....fuck....
haha look at this fucking nerd with his facts
what a fucking loser lmao
>>78751301
really big super dummy
I think I'm going to make some jambalaya later today
>go from turbo austria in my last game to turbo France in this one
what the fuck
>>78751384
>>78751449
S-Stop
Nevermind, I guess France didn't want the PU over England. we /Portugal/ nao
God you have no idea how much i dont fucking care
>>78751667
>he doesn't like blogposting
sucks 2 b u oniifam
If YouTube celebrities are called "YouTubers", does that mean the viewers are called "MeTubers" ?
Comment
I fucking love the subway cookie
morning gents
pretty sure 12:30 isn't morning last time i checked i could be wrong though
Disrespect women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBJvn6zfRs&t=359s
Paradox games are for nerds and people who are "pros in history".
Oh my god
there is a elder scrolls mod for crusader kings 2
Is anybody else going to watch Mayweather-McGregor tonight? I don't give a shit about boxing but this seems like a potential meme mine.
>>78760859
I am, if I find a stream maybe.
>>78760859
>watching a nigger beat up a white man
>drinking this much kool aid
>wh*Te ''''''people'''''' can't handle some black person being superior to some white person.
>being this insecure.
Boom
>>78764238
That's a very sensible number of parishes. I hate how most states have a population of like 8 million people but divide themselves into like 120 counties.
>>78765899
we have 75 counties for a population of 3 million lel
One of our counties has less than 5000 people living in it
>>78765899
If only every state were as sensible as Louisiana....
>>78766622
>essex
>middlesex
>lancaster
>bristol
>out of nowhere hanover,brunswick and mecklenburg
>fucking bath,craig,lee,scott and ORANGE
>>78766807
>hanover,brunswick and mecklenburg
British Royal Family is G*rm*n, they came from that general area
Nothing wrong with Orange
>>78767064
>fucking orangeboy
lmao what a loser
>>78767111
uhh no
>>78767064
South Dakota counties are weird as well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqY2YgcDFz4
>>78767237
ugh i want to hurl
City planning is a commie concept
We need to re-colonize Africa.
>>78767111
>>78767210
you cant deny my trips kiddo
>>78767499
ur gay
Hmmmm.....
>>78767312
My city is "The First Planned City in America"
>>78767499
>>78767534
my doubles say otherwise, fagetboi
>>78767549
thats a map of children per women btw
its fairly old though, erdoğan has been really pushing for atleast 3, but hopefully 4-5 children per anatolian for 10 years now.
we are fugged
>>78767554
congratulations on being the tumor that started it
>>78767608
>living in a city that is literally on two different continents
That's why we planned ours.
>>78767643
istanbul is literally just stray houses and skylines everywhere.
Its like a free market paradise its great
There isnt any parking spots anywhere :^)
flat and planned cities makes me homesick really fast
>>78767697
>Its like a free market paradise its great
Houston has no zoning laws and it looks much better than shitstanbul sweaty :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........
>>78767733
nice doubles faggot
doesnt change that conway is a gay ugly city for sissy twinks
>>78767756
>taking jakubmarian seriously
come on now, according to that dumb site people in france still throw their shit into the street
>>78767811
They don't ????? ;:^)
>>78767697
>>78767882
someone nuke this shithole
The first time i set foot outside the terminal when i first came to anatolia i had a slight panic attack because it was so flat i could see miles away and it was an empty field too.
Never been in that situation before except for when i was really little
>>78767907
>His city has minarets in its skyline.
g a y
>>78767756
>so many Polish wymminz are going across the border to get abortions that their birth rate is worse than Russia's
>m-muh pure traditional Polish waifu
>>78768006
those arent minarets
just very cleverly disguised missile launchers
hmm
>>78768255
if I were less lazy I'd make an image.
>>78768338
i have more than enough of the artistic capability and a digital tablet.
But i am also a living human sloth
I cant fucking buy anything in memestone cause the jews in blizzard insist on using euro's which is more than 4 times the conversion rate of lira
i am NOT paying 41 liras for 7 fucking packs
>>78768452
p sure I have some Liras lying around.
>>78768624
they are garbage tbqh
everyone invests in gold and dollar here, even old women
>>78768676
>and dollar
bad decision, I'm going to bring this debt financed fiat faggotry down myself
I'll be Fed chairman before I die
>>78768736
I'm crashing this Fed
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>78768736
well for normies its either that or euro which is even fucking worse
thank god i invested all my god damn money on sterling when UK left the EU and also Yen when japan's economy had hit rock bottom
>>78768787
>euro
not even a choice if I'm being tbqh
The eurozone is a fucking joke
>>78766622
>Bland County
>Goochland County
I ror'd
Seriously though this is fucking retarded. On top of that we're also one of the only states to have free cities that aren't part of counties, and most of them aren't even actual cities. There should be like seven counties maximum.
>>78768810
if there is one think euro is good at, its at keeping itself relatively stable at all times.
Doesnt change the fact that its ungodly expensive
>>78768887
I think it's been about the same as the US dollar for the past few months. When I was younger the euro was a lot higher and it made travelling in Eurozone countries on an American salary nightmarish.
>>78769094
you say younger, it was like 4 years ago i think
US dollar used to be 2,20 or smth, i remember cause i had like 1.6k invested in it.
It shot up to 4.10 at one point
needless to say, i was a happy child
all throughout this euro was around 4,20