>Americans actually aspire to live like this

it's very comfy tbqh

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It's pretty nice on the ground. I wouldn't want to live in the sky above a suburb though. You have my pitty Weather-Balloon-anon.

wow look at these richfags with swimming pools

>>78695404
lol pansy yuropoor wants to be a special snowflake? I guess the tiny old hovels you live in are unique in a sense

>>78695404
Where are the fences and where's the privacy? You can literally invade your neighbour's yard

>>78695404
to start a family and live in a newly built neighborhood with new parks, roads, houses, and see the trees grow big and old in time for your children to go off to college?

sounds pretty good. better than living at home in the same place were born, with your parents until they die, like the lot of you europeans.

>>78695660
most suburbs have some form of a fence

>>78695660
why do you need privacy? surely you aren't doing something illegal ...

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>>78695671
>starting a family
>being this cucked

>>78695660
these people don't leave their houses except to drive or mow the lawn. also, you have the option to fence in your yard if you want to.

>>78695660
Developers buy a chunk of land and then squeeze as many houses as they can into that chunk. It's an abomination to me as I live in a small older comfy town with Big old trees and unique houses.

>>78695742
>living alone until the very end and dying alone nobody cares about you and you dont care about anyone
sounds pretty good desu atleast you are not cucked!

>>78695730
Banging your neighbour's wife isn't illegal, but you'd sure as hell want some privacy

>>78695742
>>being this cucked

not wanting to have children.
you might as well be gay.

>>78695597
it looks really comfy if it's safe white area. though I dislike the stairs right into the road and no fences

>>78695814
>nobody cares about you and you dont care about anyone
you will be dead so why would you care if anybody cares about your death
dumbass

>>78695742
Marriage and starting a family is not for everyone....but wanting too certainly doesn't make one a cuck.

Living in a big home away from niggers and criminals?

>>78695671
>cancerous normalfaggotry
What's it like to know people like you are responsible for making 4chan mainstream and hollow? Of course you don't give a shit; normalfags are incapable of self awareness.

Please die.

>>78695880
you will be dead so why would you ever do anything? dumb ass

>>78695404
What happens if you don't mow your lawn?

Will a mob come and lynch you?

>>78695850
What's wrong with being gay? I mean, I'm not, and I'd like to get married, but I don't really understand your post. Even if you have something against fags, I doubt your problem with them is that they don't have kids.

>>78695981
There are rules for shit like that in many neighborhoods. Not even shitting you. It's retarded. I'm not sure what typically happens when someone breaks them, though.

>>78696011
you've got problems.

the analogy is that gays cant have children. you don't want to start a family, might as well be gay.

fag

>>78696112
You still haven't specified what's bad about this, though. I will keep more freedom than you will, among all the other reasons not to have children.

>>78695981
if you live in a neighborhood with an agreement, you may be fined.

>>78696051
My grandparents lived in a "Homeowners Association" community years ago and one guy stopped mowing just to fuck with his stuck up neighbors. Eventually he started getting fines, and then was actually thrown in jail for a few weeks or months ...and more then once.

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>Oh yeah, the american dream. Be the best goy, compete with the other goyim, and the best one gets to be the most privilege one! Aren't you jealous of muh freedom, yuropoors???

>>78696268
Kek holy shit, fucking jail? What's the crime? I've always wondered what legal provisions actually backed these rules up.

>>78696298
Don't act like you have nothing to do with this, Shekelberg.

>>78696311
It's complicated and depends on bunch of local shit, google it. It did freak me out as a kid though.

>>78696298
Still better than living in Israel, particularly that shitstain full of hipsters called Tel Aviv. And cheaper as well.

>>78696220
you don't want to pass your genes, that's the point.
that's what's bad about it. originally it was a reply to being considered a cuck for wanting to start a family.

any other ideas about gays are just you being a presumptuous dumbass.

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Looks pretty comfy actually

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>>78695404
Living in houses you mean?
That's how it should be.
However, it looks a bit boring when all the houses are the same.

>>78696051
>>78696231
>>78696268
>>78696405
Wow, is this the famed American Freedom™ we hear so much about? It's your own fucking house, on your own fucking property, you should be able to do whatever you want with it.

It reflects our "culture". Little copy cat copy and paste type people, that don't think for themselves, living lives that were sold to them "because that's what you're supposed to do" *slurp* the tv said so

>>78696642
Your pic looks more organic.

>>78696740
Then why is this sort of rhetoric so prevalent

>>78696661
are you stupid?
you're free to not buy a house in those neighborhoods.
you have an option to live there. you're not forced to.

people who live there want it that way, it keeps less responsible people away, and property values stable.

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>>78696747
Norwegian neighbourhoods always look like that. We don't have those kinds that they have in USA.

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>>78696740
This goy knows.

>>78695404
how is everyone's lawn so perfect? don't they have dogs?

>>78696642
these new neighborhoods look much better once the trees mature a bit.

>>78696863
>how is everyone's lawn so perfect? don't they have dogs?
the ones that put in the fences probably have dogs.
others probably keep them indoors.
americans love to mow their lawns. every other weekend people do it here. some people also hire landscapers to do it if they're too busy.

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>>78696918
Good. I would definitely want to live in them, but I would have a hedge/bushes surrounding my property. I don't want my yard to just blend into my neighbour's, and I like privacy.

Pic related, the neighbourhood I grew up in.

>>78696747
Trust me you dont want to live there. This is in the islamic city state of Oslo.

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>>78697045
p nice

american burbs are still my favorite

>>78696799
>you're free to not buy a house in those neighborhoods.
So tell me, are there many suburbs without these kind of rules?

>people who live there want it that way, it keeps less responsible people away
I think there's some subtle racism hidden in there, but I'm not gonna go into it

>>78696449
This need to pass on your genes is pure autism. I'm having a better life by not doing so. I don't give a fuck that my line or whatever you want to call it won't live on, because after I die I'll be dead. I don't give a fuck about anything at all that happens after that.

>>78697045
What a beautiful neighborhood

>>78696841
>We don't have those kinds that they have in USA.
Been in Akershus counties around Oslo? Multiple American style neighbourhoods there.

>>78697194
Most neighborhoods don't have those rules, man. Like, the great majority. And I bet you're right about the stealth racism.

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>not living in an English Victorian seaside resort

>>78697274
Got any pics where we can actually see what the houses look like m8?

>>78697194
>>78697257
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeowner_association

Yes to the "stealth" racism as well
Well pseudo-stealth...if a black family buys in it's assumed that they are "one of the good ones"

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>>78697314
Very Sim City 4 looking in places but there's great variety depending where you are

>>78697257
>>78697321
So.... is there still some truth to this vid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI_c1F994gs

>>78697194
>I think there's some subtle racism hidden in there, but I'm not gonna go into it

there may be. but there may also be subtle rasicm in assuming certain races are less responsible than others.

>>78695404
And?

>>78697914
And your mom is a whore.

>>78697231
Show me, I haven't seen them honestly. But if they are there they aren't in the same scale at least.

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>>78695404
Some of my friends actually want to live in suburbs like this. I've lived in urban, suburban, and rural settings, and by far suburban is the shittiest. No character, still have to drive everywhere, crazy neighborhood rules. Rural you have to drive, but at least you get space and privacy in return.
After moving around a lot, I've found that a mid-sized city where the houses all have character is ideal for me.

>>78695942
>muh website clubhouse
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING NERD

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>>78695486
>car break down
>starve to death as you can't go anywhere or buy groceries without it

>>78698063
He's not wrong though.

>>78695404
Its essentially commie block

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>>78695404
why do people always cherry pick the worst? These are new developments. They will look better in a few years. the old nhoods look much comfier but new homes are better and have better stuff. also most residential areas are not that huge.

>>78695486
>literally only walk to get in your car
>dont have any store closeby even tho a supermarket would be extremelly comfy and logical in the area
nice urban "planning" you got there

>>78696661
why would i want to do whatever i want, faggot? if i am fine with the rules i will buy there. if not, i will look elsewhere.

>>78697811
Kek, not exactly it is a super exaggerated spoof of 1950's-1960's Middle class Americana.

>>78695981
You may end up in jail.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/overgrown-lawn-texas-man-thrown-jail-article-1.2175864

>>78698110
>the first thing that comes to a europoor's mind is about dying

>1 post by UID
>74 replies
Easiest flag to bait bar none.

>>78695981
why are you even asking these questions? what happens if you don't pay taxes? is this banter?

>>78697811
I live in an HOA, but it's not bad. Ours is basically just a way of paying for road maintenance and ensuring that nobody further divides the properties (multiple-acre lots) without approval from the rest of the neighborhood.
....Oh, and ensuring that nobody puts trailers here. That one does seem a little snobbish, but I am fine with it. Otherwise, it's not really restrictive.

Better than having over a million """refugees" ruining your country.

>>78697194
Who gives a shit you literal retard. What's wrong with following rules? As a gypsy you will probably also get fined if you shit in the middle of the road, right?

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>>78697985
No, she is not.

>>78698274
What should be ones first thoughts? Jeebus and Bible?

I'm moving from a countryside house in Vermont to a soulless Western suburb.

>>78698270
Wtf, burgers? It's just grass, you take this Scottish nostalgia thing too far.

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/single-mother-arrested-for-grass-after-not-mowing

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-kills-dog-owner-after-pet-pees-on-prize-lawn-killer-gets-probation-no-prison/

They're disgusting and not natural.

>>78695404
Here's a song that sums it up pretty well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sOfO8Ei1g

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>>78695404

Nope, it's more like this and I don't know what the fuck those people are doing.

>muh drive-in from the suburbs

Southwestern US Americans are straight-up weird as fuck.

>>78698495

The most sensible states have the least pull in the Federal government. It's ironic but you live with it.

American society is filled with mental headcases nowadays because they cram their people into single story commieblocks that sweep across vast tracts of their desert slowly eroding all of their aquifers and all of Lake Mead desu. That's why Americans go off on rage fests at the drop of a hat and otherwise act like sperglords. The forced conformity encourages special snowflakeism as people strive to get from themselves the uniqueness they can't get from their environment. Thus, the modern American trend toward Tumblr and Twitter culture and forced mental health "conditions" they use to justify why they're all broken inside. They like to pretend they're little aristocrats as they do this, which is why the obsession with castle doctrines exist in the desert southwest states. Each land-holding American wants to pretend he's his own little landholder, a lord on his manor. Oftentimes many of them can afford plots not altogether smaller then what small medieval lords had for personal estates, which fuels the delusion. The whole culture is catered to this fake-individualism. Your shit and your family on your land guarded by your guns.

Hence, suburbia reinforces traits now considered stereotypically "American" - including the propensity toward crazed ideas.

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>>78695404

this is the city i am from, in the north of england
i would love to live in a 'burb like the one pictured in the OP

>>78699363
>Bradford
Sorry to hear that.

>>78699092

Montana National policy- go to dinner and go to bed.

SHUT THE FUCK, UP.

>>78695404
few houses have fences
why

>>78700429

Beats the hell out of me. The rest of the country has a hard time explaining those things, or at least I do. Whenever I go on a road trip and see them I'm amazed that somebody was that careless with their building design. It looks nice, from above-ground. Until I imagine, the plumber or somebody else fucked around and your neighbor's shit is flooding your second-story bathroom.

>>78695486
Looks like some kind of communist utopia tbqh

>>78696268
>one guy stopped mowing just to fuck with his stuck up neighbors

Hope he rots in prison

>>78700677

My lawn is at state park, welcome area level and fuck you. Neighbors are cunts if that can't see the pure cool of it for a little while. That guy was probably just being a cunt and not telling them why he wanted to let it grow out a little for a lusher lawn.

Or again, a cunt.

>>78695404
suicide-inducing desu

>>78700677

Also, being a home-owner is in itself a lack of association. That's fucking absurd that there's an association, for a lack of association. Should be called "I live in the city so fuck me in the ass association."

>>78695404
it beats living with niggers

>>78698163
Looks like that one MW2 level

>>78701114
I live in one of those "no go zones" and not even I would wanna move to an American suburb

>>78701139

Sounds like a syndrome almost

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>Europeans have to live within 20 feet of a store or starve to death

>>78701139

You don't know it then.

I don't live in one but they are so, fucking safe. The main roads are swarming with police vehicles with officers that tazer the living shit out of anyone breaking the law. Think even, what you want but those places are insanely safe.

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>tfw the only suburbs in your country that aren't complete garbage cost millions

>Europeans really hate surburbs.
Ahhh yesss living in a apartment in an overcrowded city is way better. Who the fuck wants a privacy fence, a lawn, a pool, backyard BBQ's, room to work on your car, each kid and wife getting their own room and all that at a somewhat affordable price.
If you guys like living in little cells so much why don't you just go to jail?

>>78701312
they don't. they are jealous and baiting.

>>78701182

I think it's funny when those travel show hosts act like produce is fucking everywhere, wherever they go. Then they go about forty or like, even one-twenty miles fucking out to get something a dog didn't fuck.

When you've been to a place, you have this evil grin on your face when travel how hosts are obviously unhappy because you know exactly where they are and what they just ate or did.

If you want an example of that for anybody watch Bear Grills (or whatever) on youtube after he got his whole face stung by bees.

>>78695814
you either achieve happiness by yourself or project on a family.

>>78697194
most suburbs are older and arent gated communities with HOAs and mcmansions that all look the same. My suburb is nice and has big trees and a lot of architectural diversity.

>>78695810
These kind of neighborhoods are the best. Generally cheaper too.

>>78697045
dude this is way better, it has personality/ originality

>>78701707
I actually think Brazilian favelas have a ton of personality and look strangely comfy for some reason even though I know they're not.

>>78701707

Looks exactly like the small mountain-side neighborhoods in Montana. It's probably no coincidence since it was settled by northern europeans.

>>78698163

I could do better in a modeling sim. I'm not even a civil engineers. First of all- stop fucking around with those round-abouts. American traffic law does not work well with it, get rid of them. We're not Europeans and unless you want to change the side of the road (more acceptable than these fucking round-abouts without them) get fucked.

>>78695404
i've lived in places like this all my life, and I fucking hate them. once i finish uni, hopefully i'll move out to Europe, in search of computer engineering jobs, or at the very least maybe to san fran.

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This confuses the American.

>>78703906
getting around must be a real pleasure.

I have the desire to live in a small town overseas, like in rural Europe, but it feels hypocritical considering my presence there detracts from the unique culture that I value in the first place (similar issue with tourism). Even if I learn the language and attempt to fit in, I couldn't help but feel intrusive.

>>78703906

We have the exact same neighborhoods here. Shovel out your driveway you lazy fuck. Or a central area for the kids to fuck around with. Yeah, we're just like you.

If you don't know what snow is, fucking go somewhere else.

>why isn't the blow here

That's your problem asshole. That prius is pissing around and running into things fora reason.

Go away.

>>78697045
I have a Norwegian bro. He has a basement pool and sauna.
House is worth several million dollaredoos.
I get to come and stay when I want.

>>78700627
No, that's just what capitalism looks like when one company is uniformly building all the houses. Almost sounds like Communism...

>blonde veal farms
Honestly they're not so bad to visit. They're nice. They're elegant. I'm only going to visit one house so I'll never notice they're all the same.

But I could never live there.

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>>78695404
but it's away from the niggers

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>>78701312
>not living in a village

>>78695607
>Attacks americans
>Jews jump in to defend them
Literally can't make this up.

It's a post-WW2 way of living. It was planned as if everyone had a car, cheap gas, and freeways everywhere, so instead of having mixed-use development, nearly every damned thing has its own district.

>>78695597
Its nice in the same way elevator music is nice. Soothing, but the moment you are away from it, you can't remember a thing about it because it's like every other suburb. There is a good reason why city planners are moving away from this design nowadays.

Andres Duany talks extensively about why this shit is retarded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMvwHDFVpCE&t=1s&index=1&list=PLIAPvMM1HuA38EEwUcHeI-V1GWSrSIqC3

>>78695486
>living in same shitty block houses
>haha you poor living in gommie blocks haha

>>78701211
>The main roads are swarming with police vehicles with officers that tazer the living shit out of anyone breaking the law.

And you actually want to live in a place like this? And I think we all know, that tazing is more of prelude with shooting to kill with americops.

>>78695607
You need to be rich in order to call other people poor, Shlomo

>>78701312
If there's something these American suburbs seem to lack, it is the privacy. Live in a suburb btw

>>78695814

This is exactly my dream. I mean I'd like some friends here and there but I'd love to live alone in a quiet area close to nature for the rest of my life.

>>78695404
The suburbs are being abandoned by millenials, they will become the new ghettos as inner cities are revitalised and gentrified.

>>78695404
so this is what american dream looks like

>>78699363
looks.. exotic