毒品被禁止 edition
>so many words
>so many phrases
wish i wasnt a brainlet that could only express himself in the simplest forms
need a quick rundown on the czech lore
>>78693321
wish i didn't have a short attention span and could enjoy reading a book.
bet this cat does larger poos than i do
WHY CAN'T I JUST PAY FOR VIDEOS ON CLIPS4SALE WITH BITCOIN?
>>78693273
Nah. Doesn't matter. Didn't scare me from learning dutch as I already was pretty proficient at it...
I like chinese opera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnJP-CzmGT4
What weight is this? How do I get this body?
>>78693443
fat cat pics are always taken in absolute shitholes
>>78693572
wrong
>>78693568
Having enough troubles desperately fending off all the horse they sending after me even with my beer belly and stinky breath desu. Would be impossible if I got one of those.
>>78693753
>>78693568
sorry forgot the pic
>>78693568
How do I get my lips on that body :0
>>78694001
+No niggers and terrorist
-will get imprisoned for calling the Jong un a pedo
anime
*blocks your path*
>>78694215
>pedo
fuck off yank
im literally sat here with hundreds of pounds worth of cocaine inside an empty cigarette packet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-DUG9Vl_io
babestation
Gambling is ruining people's lives
Desperate need for a major government crackdown on the industry
>>78693568
About three fiddy
The day dragged, I chatted a little with the quirky guy, I spat out a cringey line about hating much, crowds and people. He kept saying he used to be like me, I couldn’t take it anymore and called him a normie, the guy had a gf, keeps calling her by name, is going to some kind of Final Fantasy party and thinks he’s a nerd because he plays FF and Pokemon. At least I know he doesn’t post on 4chan. I’m coming across as such a freak but at least I’m saying what’s on my mind.
I had a bad call just before the end of my shift, ended up leaving 10 minutes late but at least he’s not getting what he wants plus I might troll him a little since I have contact details.
Still eating badly.
My sister attacked me for not doing anything with my free time other than playing vidya.
The tall guy initiated conversation a few times, I tried but no common ground.
Feeling very burned out.
Felt pretty cool when I played an inpromptu game of noughts and crosses while a colleague was on the phone (other tall guy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-adqMLEkVI
tune
might order some nitrous
WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EcY0CVMyRM
>>78693983
bee yourself
call me mr skeng
>>78694776
ur dads a paki how has he not honour killed you yet
>>78694762
meow meow haha
Why does this country generate such massive amounts of arse pain
Pound for pound I honestly think we give the yanks a run for it
/brit/'s theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKpSSl2Ouqo
>>78694844
it's an anglo thing
>>78694838
*eats your face*
>>78694770
Dropped 3k on Floyd earlier
took a wild guess on the post limit last thread, think it's 315 but might be 300. i'll look like a fool if i'm wrong
>>78694762
NEED a fat cot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NcP-KZr7g4
lmao they actually say nom nom nom XD
>>78694851
canadians and kiwis don't piss anyone off
>>78694699
>>78694644
rave culture and religion have interesting similarities if you think about it
>>78694855
*eats you*
:3
>>78694795
>>78694776
not a word of it
>>78694881
shamanism you mean
>>78694776
hows the transition going
>>78694857
at the Edinburgh Fringe
seems a bit reddit tbqhwyf
yes, quite unsavoury
>>78694844
youve got a history of treating every country and its people like total shit, but an arrogance like they should thank you for it. it's gr8 b8 m8
>>78694909
Edinburgh itself is great tho
Time for a good fap. Gonna check the Lia Marie Johnson subreddit to see if anything new has come up and if not I'll go for the Sasha Grey ass pictures prefap into the Abella Anderson full-on fap. Wish me luck.
Nose is running like a river
>>78694907
Easiest 750 quid ill ever make desu
>>78694929
that's actually very well put
I'm against the celebration of disease-carriers.
>>78694928
wow
not very nice indeed
>>78694909
wanted to go to the paris version, maybe next year
>>78694795
the miku man at 4:35 is great
>>78694944
*shoves my fingers up your nostrils*
just made a vid with the girls x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIpwIFboeNk
>>78694928
not defending them because i'm not that partial to benders, but i'm pretty sure this is just 'fantasy-fetish' talk and i'm fairly sure you can find posts about lads wanting to fuck their mother and their aunts on this very site.
>>78694938
>Sasha Grey ass pictures
>>78694770
gambling site advertisements and live odds updates should 100% be banned from tv
need a chubby yank or aussie gf
was she WOKE?
>>78694770
it's only ruining stupid people's lives so it doesn't REALLY matter if you think about it
they'd ruin their lives by other means
no point taking gambling away from the rest of us
clare richards
>>78694968
suddenly /brit/ feels so classy
>>78695016
i like my coffee like my women
flat white
>>78694873
they're so irrelevant everyone just associates than with their neighbors
>>78694896
i was thinking more about the context of being in a church for example, with the focus on decor, acoustics etc. and the interactive element on a mass social scale, both are quite ritualistic
but yes you're right, the dj is almost a shaman like figure
>>78695049
i.e. my gf
>>78694979
hai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EciK8cNJ2xc
>you will never die for the Queen
>>78695053
she's got nudes if you know how to use the deepweb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFAinwn1Uc
>>78695055
>>78695061
true x
Can any gay lads tell me how easy it is to pull a fit guy? Is it as hard as pulling a fit bird?
>>78695043
Gambling is a serious addiction that people can develop
Do you really think anyone who develops an addiction is stupid?
>>78695053
i like my women like I like my yoghurt pots
with their top off and my dick in them
>>78695016
Janny have mercy on me, I must enlighten this fool.
>>78695043
t. william tarquin hill
unironically want to live in japan
not even a weeb
>>78695120
just go to a sauna and ask for a quick bum
>>78695120
how would i know if im gay dumbo
>>78695065
no she's mine
It's not gambling when I play. Really.
Ask the Casino Management why they kicked me out.
>>78695174
weeb
>>78695126
a gambling addiction? honestly yes
just stop wtf
>>78695141
quarrelsome is a good word
>>78695064
i mean shamanism can be considered a religion and shamans definitely use churches
i just don't like the connotation of the word religion
>>78695141
it's not the arse I'm questioning it's the fact you're looking at pictures of pornstars lmao
Literally free money
>>78695174
nonce
>>78695141
>>78695174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIv7HnZ_fE
>>78695203
it really is
rolls off the tongue nicely
also a fan of 'scrupulous'
>>78695201
>just stop bro
>>78695174
weebnonce
like zen buddhism
>>78694834
Can't face reality
>>78694897
Well
Facial hair is pretty much all gone now
gambling is truly the idiot tax
>>78695239
are you denying that would work
>>78695239
behavioural addictions are literally just willpower
man the fuck up
>gambling is truly the idiot tax
mum just used the phrase Johnny Foreigner
VERY proud
>>78695233
>tfw no qt nippon archer gf
>>78695298
>>78695293
>>78695284
please read up on the literature about gambling addictions and addictions in general
Fucking ploopies everywhere around me
>>78695347
please pull up your bootstraps and try harder
>>78695347
There are two kinds of addiction, physical and behavioural. Behavioural is literally just weakness, stop blaming something other than yourself
>>78695336
>gambling addiction isn't actually addiction because there's no physical withdrawal symptoms
ummm ever heard of dopaminergic pathways sweaty? xx
>>78695347
gambling isnt a real addiction like heroin or cigarettes though is it
>>78695406
it was in an ironic way we're both liberal elite really
i swear to Sagan if Mom doesn't get back with my subway soon i'm going to blow a gasket
I can count cards and most of you can't.
you think physical addiction is worse than behavioural addiction lmao
dont understand why millenials wont stop fucking complaining about the smallest most inconsequential shite and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like their parents
theres a reason boomers are the most successful and prosperous generation in human history, they had to walk through the wind and snow to school every day with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the mental fortitude to succeed
got an internet, 4chan and porn addiction
>>78695449
even when these are obvious bait they still make me angry
i feel as though education in the UK isn't about developing young people into upstanding adults. I feel like its more of a mixture of ticking-boxes and filtering out the plebes.
PE always felt more like 'mandated time spent running around a field'. A-Levels and GCSEs always seemed to feel more like the point at which you were filtered into your future societal standing, rather than an opportunity for you to express your own skills and interests. Sort of don't like the extreme classism that gets embedded into teenagers, its sort of depressing really.
I think its that class-expectation, which is why the poorer segment of society just spend their days wishing they could be footballers or singers. Because peoples look down on you for being a good carpenter or whatever. You don't feel good about getting trained for that, people will laugh at you and think you're stupid and look down on you for not being a mollycoddled private schooled tarquinoid.
I also feel that there should be more adult education opportunities besides things like open-university.
t. someone who actually murked alevels and uni and my masters and has a really nice grad job.
>>78695432
>Hailey Little
Dad literally hit me with 'religion is just an old tool to keep control of the masses' the other night.
>>78695449
not reading all that ahah
>>78695237
scabulous is nice, also
>>78695476
how modernist
>tarquinoid
nice
>>78695476
he's right you know
>>78695476
Get him a fedora for christmas
i'm a casino's worst nightmare
50 years ago young men had their hands on tools building their own house. young people these days have their hands out, wanting the keys to those same houses for nothing!
>>78695550
well, the houses are already built then
why do you need to build more lmao
>>78695574
makes your GDP look stronger and your economy better if people are building
>>78695574
you want that house in central london? get a good job! simple as!
>>78695532
>>78695414
>>78695396
Gambling is very much a real addiction and the only behavioural addiction recognised by the DSM-5
>>78695141
Perfect combo of arse and stripes
i had it hard during the golden era of the welfare state and the marshall plan and that
you guys have it easy with your crumbling welfare state, deindustrialisation and bloody internet n that
t. every old person
Guy at work randomly mentioned a trans person at a final fantasy party drank 5 shots
Could he know my secret?
Also people are really comfortable touching me, like out of pity
>>78695641
answer my question please
>>78695598
need a wee
Virtue Signaller vs Stacey
business idea: build loads of roads everywhere
>>78695476
jesus christ, your father's fucking retarded
>>78695598
more from this set?
business idea: build a maglev train from west coast to east coast
off to my first Fringe show in 15min
: )
>>78695685
beatus my meatus
>>78695652
I did
My dad doesn't want to admit to himself that I'm trans and I will bring shame
>>78695630
old people are for the msot part not very clever. although they've experienced a lot of life, they experienced life in a dark age where you had to go to a library and find a reference to find out information we find out in 1/1000th of a second
i wouldn't really take on board what they say too seriously. unless you're a politician in which case keep pandering to them at the expense of the youngins.
>>78695712
alri' stephen fry in the 70s
off to my first Minge show in 15min
: )
enjoyed this post tbqh
>>78692991
>>78695630
this
compulsory euthanasia when
>>78695711
not that far from cornwall to east anglia lad
>>78695711
counter proposal: completely destroy rail travel in the united states by privatising the rail tracks but nationalising the passenger service
wanna start smoking cigars but reckon ill be laughed at
>>78695753
this you?
currently high on exercise
the only place in town to buy empty gel caps is an organic healthy lifestyle shop
REALLY don't want to go in there
decided i'll make some popcorn in a bit lads
In 10 years time we will be living in a gerontocracy, where young people will be like quasi-slaves for the old
i have several small gimmicks that i'm working on. not prepared to go public with them yet though
>>78695755
>>78695764
business idea: lets form a limited partnership. i'll be the general partner and you two be the limited partners in this joint venture.
Paki rape gangs are a price worth paying for the beautiful national dishes of Pakistan we now have access to, and you're a white supremacist neo nazi if you think otherwise
>>78695731
nah fuck em all
>>78695449
Are you avin a giggle m80 boomers aren't parents to millennials
Now this is Kino
>>78695776
how about this cigar
*unzips*
>>78695803
we're already there lad
How can your country develop with constant natural disasters?
>>78695782
yes :)
Young people are smarter than old people because they spend their day on ig and snapchat but old people never had the chance
>>78695837
>obama
>leftist
yank politics is absurd
>>78695809
i'll get the chinese to build it for us
bum just exploded in the toilet
>>78695886
>acolyte of saul alinsky
>not a communist
>be olden person
>grow up in a time where if you wanted to know what the capital of china was you had to go to a library, take out a book on geography, check it was a recent edition and then look in the index for china and then find the page for china and find what the capital was and hope that the book was recent enough that it was not likely to have changed
>hear some fact on the radio, literally no way to verify it besides going to a library and again searching through reference book after reference book hoping they are recent enough
ahh yes old people know about the world around them, they should be making decisions.
we need more statues in public plazas no less
and fewer on the motorway as well . such a waste for something people only see in a blur
Old people ruined my future it's their fault I got a 2:2 in my gender studies degree and cant emigrate to romania!!!
impeachment literally when
I am fucking raging
>>78695934
go to sleep grandad
>>78695934
even if you get a good degree and a decent paying job the old fuckers will claw as much of it back for their gilt edged pensions and various bribes from the politicians
the system is fucking rigged
>>78695886
Fascinating insight commiecel, can really tell youve thought long and hard about this
>>78695934
old people ruined my future by refusing to downsize out of family-sized homes and sitting on them.
>>78695951
why?
>Based on an illuminating analysis of the characters in Lars von Trier's movie Melancholia, in which Han sees depression and overcoming depicted, he develops – in his usual discursive manner – the image of a society that is increasingly dominated by narcissism and self-reference. Han's diagnosis extends even to the point that he calls the loss of desire, the disappearance of the ability to devote to "the other", the stranger, the non-self. We revolve around ourselves, cramp us in ourselves, unable to build relationships. Even love and sexuality are permeated by this social change: sex and pornography, exhibition and presentation are displacing love, eroticism and desire from the public eye. The abundance of positivity and self-reference leads to a loss of confrontation. Thinking, Han states, is based on the "untreaded", on the desire for something that one does not yet understand. It is connected to a high degree with Eros, so the "Agony of the Eros" is also an "Agony of Thought". Not everything must be understood and "liked", not everything must be made available.
yeah sure old people grew up in a time of more freedom, more privacy, less red tape, lowered cost of living, affordable housing and less freaks but young people these days have facebook memes, netflix and vr porn
catststststststststs !1111!!!!! :)))0))0
alri lads
>>78695943
scientifically incorrect
>the system is fucking rigged
post tunage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiQj0o8BOYw
>>78695943
President Nigger btfo. Why can't leftymongs take any banter
i command a battalion of chinese workers. ask me anything except to build you a maglev railroad for free.
Kill your grandparents
>tfw no brummie industrialist bf
>>78695951
calm down
>>78695997
>>78695997
me and the lads
>>78696017
birmingham is the most enigmatic city in the UK.
nothing wrong with being a bootlicker
been wanking to conventional pics of ladies lately. starting to question whether i'm gay
how to get good at mount and blade lads?
seem to spend most of my time wandering around doing odd jobs, recruiting a few volunteers then loosing them all in a meaningless battle
there is no future in the UK.
emigrate.
Old people ruined the economy because they refused to vacate the home they worked their arse off to earn for 50 years to a family of somalis fresh of a boat across the channel
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?
got told to fuck off back to my own country in sports direct lads
told a forener to fuck off back to his own country in sports direct lads
>>78695837
>blacks riot
these violent thugs should protest peacefully >:^(
>blacks protest peacefully by sitting down
WOWWWW what a bunch of CHILDREN, whats that supposed to achieve????
oh my days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ptPpaOQMw
>Old people made me get bad grades at school with their hard exams and maths and shit
Please do tell us more jeremiah
>>78696083
ah yes because people working in city centres who have to travel across fields from other towns to get to work because the houses near to their work are occupied by old people are fresh off the boat somalians.
>>78696044
well it was before the smear campaign anyway
east asians are white
>>78696083
most of them were given subsidised homes by the government who then let the supply be choked off so the coffin dodgers could get soaring house equity
>>78696116
exactly
they should just shut up
>>78696086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60sRQO1Cg7U
make birmingham great again
why do niggers think anyone else cares what they think?
Regularly see lots of old people living in bungalows next to canary wharf, who the fuck do they think they are
why are fannies so weird looking?
>>78696181
Same reason you do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY9Ca_0hxXg
fanise
>>78696073
go around fighting shitty bands of peasants and the shit bandits, and get a shitload of swadians (i think because they become crossbow sharpshooters.
this was literally my strategy for 9/10 battles
>foot soldiers and lance/pikeman front up at bottom of hill
>sharpshooters at top of hill
>hold cavalry with me until enemy cavalry has engage pikemen
>call for cavalry to follow
>charge through foot soldiers and start fucking them up
>>78696191
the virgin enquiry
>>78696166
literally impossible, the city is fucked on so many different levels
the pakis are only a small part of the problem
>>78696073
stop playing videogames
>>78696191
i dont think they do look all that weird really
if I was going to design the opposite outlet for the penis it wouldn't be that different
Most old people were paid to squat in big detatched 6 bed houses next to jobs by the government, no one tells tou about it because it wins the tories votes!!!
>>78696073
unlike those video game battles which have meaning
>>78696191
quite a few of them look really gross
Reckon I've never properly pleased a woman
Young people have no future because of brexit and trump, this country will be better off under the Islamic caliphate where young people will have a real stake in the system
business idea: mandatory lethal injection at 70
>>78696217
we have a tram and some financial services now
check mate
>>78696191
Minges are much weirder
business idea: learn Swedish
[hyperbole]
>>78696236
>he believes the penis in vagina gimmick
lol
>>78696275
only imams and some sheikhs have a stake in that system
>>78696217
t. government shill doing the Birmingham Smear Campaign 2.0
>>78696281
tram goes to the fucking black country and nowhere near me don't care it's shite
Paki rape gangs are the price we pay for knife crime, acid attacks and other forms of cultural enrichment
>>78696275
Gas yourself then
>>78696295
I like this idea
>>78696275
how do brexit and the growing influence of islam have anything to do with each other?
you realise that most of the muslims in the UK come from commonwealth countries?
>>78696310
nah he is a brummie
>>78696316
birmingham is on the up and has been for the last 50 years
what the best porn reddits?
Business idea: steralise all millennials and start over again
>>78695882
lol, my grandpa got visibly mad that i couldnt mention every bone in a chicken when we were making dinner and that i dont know about the tales of some big ship
>>78696348
https://www.reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild/
Any piccolo man in?
>>78696348
homemadexxx
blowjobs
amateurcumsluts
>>78696347
categorically wrong
brum has only started to slightly improve in the last 5 years, the previous 45 before that was regression year by year
>>78696400
i prefer the ocarina
>>78696295
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/11/121127094111.htm
>>78696348
stop
Young people can google country capitals now that makes them a lot smarter than old people
>>78696348
r/gonewildchubby
lefties piss me off lads
robert e. lee didn't support slavery and they tore his statue down anyway
why are lefties so fucking dumb lads? their movement is a joke
just venting a bit that's all
>business idea: learn Swedish
>>78695943
Lol poor nigger
>>78696500
why are you so mad about a bunch of statues? who the fuck cares?
>>78696500
they tried that here with a cecil rhodes statue but they were told to shut up and the statue remains
>>78696500
why did he own slaves if he didn't support slavery?
>>78695011
that's way less fucked up that wanting to fuck your son tho
>>78696604
kys cuck