/brit/

>>78690403
hello

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the kebab slap

>>78690403
Early mong

>40 posts early

Fucking cunts

>>78690403
benis

>>78690529
>>78690531

commie cunts

>>78690403
poley
???
thainonce
???
kev
tim

rate me newness

>>78690510
do brits eat kebab with a fork?

>>78690544
Darkie

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*intimidates you*

>>78690574
how else do you eat them?

>>78690553

FONC

>>78690553
190kg and ludders

>>78690539

May finally bought a suit then

>>78690574
I usually put mine in a trough so I can eat hands free

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>>78690403
I'm a little bit unfamiliar with these two guys...

>>78690619
kev and tim

>>78690574
I have, but generally use my fingers.

>>78690590
*picks it up and uses it like a football*

>>78690552
kek

>>78690595
no u

>>78690601
kek shouldve seen the swansea football shirt
dunno ludders only references to the name

back from my poo

arse opened up and i just had no control, showered out uncontrollably

Might put £20 on memeGregor desu lads.

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>>78690619

>>78690647
give it to me instead, you will see the same return either way

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>>78690626
That was fast??

>>78690591
me big shovel hans

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2 hours of toil left on the docket

reckon we have some cute lads in the thread

>>78690619
kev and tim

here tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bom9ViwsUDw

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>>78690619

remember when that lad from belfast got in trouble with loyalists so he did lots of drugs and started ranting about the globalists while punching his wall and recorded it for us all? mad

>>78690574
yea donner kebab

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>yea donner kebab

kebab is fucking grim, worst takeaway option by far

love a cheeky slice of 'za, cheesy chips or the best option by far the classic chicken wings

havent seen a slim girl in real life for 3 months
has anyone else seen one?
i think theyre gone

>>78690637
ludders was the one who used to spam all the kpop shite.

he was doxxed (more accurately, he doxxed himself) and it was revealed he was a runty call centre manager who dressed like a fedora autist and once went for a local MP position as a UKIP candidate.

a massive twat basically.

>>78690692
don't bother, i'm not posting pictures

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>>78690420
>>78690675

>>78690718
this was just an experiment to fedora a post as fast as possible regardless of suitability wasnt it

>>78690725
yeah, don't think any of them were from this country though

>>78690702
i didnt realise he was the lad who posted here ages ago about being in a mental hospital and punched his sister.

>>78690735
kek oh right
that one kpop vid still gets posted/linked occasionally

>>78690552
Pipe = Britain
Guy on left = UKIP
Guy on right = Tories
Spinning wheel = EU Referendum
Flour = EU Referendum results

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it's like a meat pocket alri, if it's loose bin it mate

>>78690725
Go to eastern EU and majority will be slim. Maybe slightly higher smoke rate but god will they have Tighter bodies or what.

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>>78690723
the finest takeway food tbhj

when you try your best but you don't succeed...

>>78690718
That guy doesn't look like he eats donner kebab to be honest.

>>78690782
yeh by him

>>78690800
...when you get what you want but not what you need....

>>78690758
do it quite often to unsuspecting worms such as yourself

fascinating characters right now

the czech
the croat
the swede who copy and pastes stuff here + haitiANO

>>78690800
can't believe ricky gervais unironically used that in derek
what was he thinking

>>78690785
too many vegetables

>>78690800
sorry, better luck next family mate.

>>78690761
Feels weird thinking I may well have walked past that lad in real life and said hello.

just had poo #3

>>78690810
hmmmm reckon if i ever got doxxed id never come back
cheers mate

>>78690759
should have said that actually meant *british slim girl
seen some chinese on campus that were thin over that time

>>78690740
He wasn't talking about you

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>>78690626
>>78690654
>>78690694
I was actually being sarcastic but thanks mates!!

>>78690829
>im known as haitiANO
>im not haitiANO
playing on HARD difficulty here

>>78690829
and the danes and the frogs and the icelanders

>>78690843
what are you doing saying hello to strangers you walk past you lunatic

am I a retard for not understanding that neil degrass tyson tweet from last thread

>>78690829
The "swede" is some fugger trying to make me angry because he knows I'm originally a swede.

Anyone know when masters degree deadlines are

>>78690870
t. haitiANO

>>78690882
what the fuck nigger

come home, brother, and get help

190kg is probably one of the few tripcunts in 4chans history to not have inadvertently doxxed himself.

>>78690879
t. city cunt

next 3 songs on Spotify shuffle list, in order (including currently playing)

fix you - coldplay
irreplaceable - Beyoncé
how to save a life - the fray

>>78690895
yesterday m8

where did dane jew go, he was a top quality poster

>>78690881
yes

>>78690831
He should know better. To be fair, the sentimental bit on the Extras Christmas special was quite good. It's generally off-putting when sitcoms try to be moving like that though.

subway is the best fast food

much rather pay £5 for a footlong subway than £5 for a big mac meal

>>78690881
took me a second look at the tweet to figure it out

just spell out each letter phonetically. that should give you a clue.

>>78690928
explain it to me

>>78690881
honestly yes, it's not complicated at all

>>78690723
t. The Chicken Conoisseur

>>78690931
subway is fucking awful what the fuck is wrong with you

>>78690931
Yes but it smells very soury.

>>78690910
His name is possibly Aaron, he studies Law in Liverpool Uni and he's possibly doing a 4th year.

That's all that I've gathered over 3 years time. He's very good at this undoxxability thing. Also hasn't caved into the selfie requests

Business idea: Rob a family jewellers of all their stock, forcing them to close. 3 months later open a new jewellers on the same premises using the stolen stock.

>>78690909
I don't need help. Why would I? You did not manage to make me crazy with 1+ year of random drilling around my home. If I would come back to voluntarily get more of the same "treatment" then that would be the definition of mentally insane alright.

when you learn to cook well you start realising how truly shocking takeaway food is. utter runt slop. its only saving grace is convenience. thats literally it.

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>>78690922

>>78690974
I thought he was Welsh?

>>78690879
It's absolutely bog standard here in Belfast. If you make eye contact then you say hello and give them a nod as you pass. If you're in your own district then you say it to everyone you pass, more or less.

>>78690964
how is it you spacker? burgers and 'sandwiches' from kfc, burger king and mcdonalds all have shit bread and are squashed as fuck

subway you get good bread, better selection of salad and similar meat

>>78690993
convenience is the whole point, no-ones going to takeaway shacks for fine dining

>>78690925

shit

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the slagfu

>>78690964
This
Jersey Mike's a best

>>78690974
most subjects have facebook groups. might be worth a trawl through the liverpool law group?

>>78690996
>welsh people aren't allowed to study at english unis

>>78690996
He is from Swansea but doesnt go to uni there

>>78690996
you can still go to an english uni if you're welsh you spacker

>>78691004
sounds awful

tim has a deep origin story.

>/brit/ finds tim through /r9k/
>/r9k/ finds tim through reviewbrah
>reviewbrah finds tim through joe rogan
>joe rogan discovers tim through a guest on his show who found and tweeted a tim video

would be cool to find the tweet

>>78690981
I wanna speak swedish to you but I can't in brit

The reason why I assume you need help is cause you post things that doesn't make any sense to the ordinary person. Your sentences doesn't make any sense, and it's worrying me.

>>78690203
Join the swedish general

>>78690952
you write down how the letters are pronounced (in other words, what the letters sound lie)
then you put these in order

love walking in a straight line and making everyone move out of my way desu

did it to some paki when he was on some awkward date earlier with this ugly chink girl and she gave me the eye haha

Any golfers in? Playing a cheeky 9 tonight

How would you life change if /brit/ suddenly disappeared?
id be quite lost desu

>>78691066
>I wanna speak swedish to you but I can't in brit
why not
this is an international board

>>78691069
how does b sound like H

>>78691077
I'd just make a new you dense twat

>>78691058
Stop being a London paki

>>78691043
>>78691047
>>78691054

Yeah but havent seen him without a welsh flag

Are white people banned on the BBC completely now?

was walking to work the other day (about 5 yards from the front entrance) and a bloke on a bicycle said morning to me

was honestly astounded, i said morning back of course but the whole experience just didn't feel right

>>78691077
it would improve

>>78691077

Would be a slight improvement probably

I'd probably be chatting shite on some twitch gamer chick's stream or something though just to quench the loneliness

>>78691073
the white man marches on
*looks at the camera*

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cara?

>>78691077
I wouldnt, just go on discord more or something

>>78691075
played golf with stephen hawking once. he was fucking awful. bloody lied about his handicap didnt he.

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>>78691109
"aitch"

>>78691073
I would do this but I'm only 5'8 so I have to move out of the way of everyone

I'm sat in a car waiting for a man to show up so I can hand him £320 for cocaine AMA

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>>78691119

Yes, good riddnance.

I mean next you'll be telling me this is the future you chose. Ugh. Fucking white supremacists.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v8kByuaVDk

>>78691100
read the rules x

>>78691150
nonce

>>78691119
nah, white people enjoy the BBC

>>78691066

I would even less sense in the swedish general as I have no intentions of being a swede.

yabba dabba do, i like talkin to you

>>78691190
I searched for "Carax", freak.

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How did anyone ever think this dude was anything but a fucking creep.

Made me feel awkward whenever someone did a "hilarious" and "cool" impression of him, like Hugh Dennis

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huh...

>>78691172
what are your plans after you've obtained the product?

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>order orange juice
>get this

wat do

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>>78691188
urm sweaty we are on an international board :) x

>>78691206
huh huh huh

>>78691202
Yet you have intentions of pretending to be Czech while you're clearly a
proxy
using
CUNT

>>78691073
also how tall are you

>>78691164
but H is pronounced "haitch"

>>78691209
disgusting nonce twat

>>78691213
he actually got btfo in the subsequent discussion.

>>78691225
put it in me arse and spin round haha

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Does drinking petrol cause schizophrenia?

>>78691212
>a handbook for child molestors

>>78691213
true, although where on the earth it hits varies a lot. usually a kind of small area of the earth surface is totally eclipsed.

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Best Jacko song lads?

PS. This is a trick question. If you answer anything other than Billie Jean I will punch you

>>78691269
he's drinking biofuels

>>78691222
Sort my mate a gram then stash it in my room. Go to work tomorrow then fly to the moon as soon as I walk in the door. Probly won't even eat dinner

>>78691188
>>78691237
this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture

>>78691213
when we had an olympics in our country everyone made a fucking massive deal about it though lol

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going for a shower lads

>>78691269
No but taking LSD can trigger it if you are genetically predisposed towards it

>>78691249
6'3

New pics soon

>>78691290
Beat it or Man in the mirror

>>78691253
Peng

>>78691320
want me to join you x

>>78691303
no it isn't

>>78691303
wrong
what culture

>>78691246
I am in czech land. Haven't been in sweden for several months. Sweden even sent a cunt to point mark me like half a week ago.

>>78691298
want me to join you

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>>78691298
>£320 for a gram of coke
what? please tell me you're taking the piss

>>78691329

At least you didn't say Earth Song.

But christ mate sort your life out

>>78691290
off the wall

>>78691290
I'm a P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) man myself

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>>78691256

>>78691290
https://youtu.be/4Uj3zitETs4
https://youtu.be/yURRmWtbTbo

billie jean is prolly my fav too tbqh

>>78691329
why hasn't your dad slit your throat yet

>>78691290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pk_C2CCOVo

>5'8

get laughed at on a daily basis. wish I was a normal height

anyone familiar with old english

>>78691298
sort your life out

>>78691329
t.next honour killing victim

>>78691364
think he was implying he was giving one to his mate, the rest for him

>>78691364
4 grams my teenage friend. It's 80 if you want the rocket fuel. And I definitely do

I feel sympathy with myself.

>>78691391
ye

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States_who_owned_slaves

>>78691353
Oh alri. Prague?

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>>78691259
t.

>>78691419
you can get the rocket fuel for 50 per gram online.

>>78691426
cool

>>78691353
were you in poland a while ago? was a polack in the swedish general a while back but no ones seen him for a while

some people say I look like me da'

whut? are ye serious?

What does vagina feel like on your willy lads?

was mozart as famous in his times as he is now or is it like a moby dick situation

>>78691450
That polack was a swede who lives there

>>78691464
like warm apple pie

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eating a victoria sponge

>>78691414
read that wrong
>>78691419
maybe if you're a mug or a londoner
200 for 3.5grams or 250 for top of the range fuel

>>78691463
oh oohh

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>>78691420
Facts don't care about your feelings.

72+ hours fasting
only high I got was at 48h mark
not a paki just fat

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>>78690829
>the swede who copy and pastes stuff here
I just arrived right now.

>>78691493
more like the australian state of victoria you fat CUNT

(the joke is you're so fat you can eat an entire australian state)

>>78691493
M&S or Waitrose?

>>78691464
Seriously? How would you even know what pie on your willy feels like you weirdo?

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>>78691523
tesco

weezer make music for people who watch Rick and Morty because the Big Bang theory isn't advanced enough for them anymore

>>78691487
Just for a month or two.

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who /mandy/ here

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was he our guy

>>78691427
>molecule gimmick
woah

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>>78691540
Oh dear

>>78691487
yeah, he's also fucked in the head

reckon it might be the same person

>>78691572
yea

skrrt sizzurp dylan

>>78691540
*rips it away from your hands*
*takes the top layer off and collects all the filling in the palm of my hand*
*kicks you to the floor, pulls your underwear down and smears it over your bumhole*

>>78691496
I'm not crying over getting 4 grams of top notch shit for 320. I really don't give a fuck

>>78691523
>Waitrose
how to pronounce it? Wait-rose? Vetrose? Wightrose? you lads pronounce things way differently than it actually spells out

>>78691580
wew
>>78691553

who /rcs/ here

listening to teenage riot records https://youtu.be/7RQwmEx2qzo

tfw nothing good to wank to

>>78691580
sorry I'm still sane. even though all the social engineering efforts you are clearly trying. feel bit sad for you desu.

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>>78691556
i /mary/

>>78691602
way-it-ros-ey

coke is not nearly a good enough drug to justify its price

>>78691602
first one, like two separate words

>>78691586
what the fuck.

>>78691602
way-trose

buying coke is very unethical.

>>78691602

wayt-rose, phonetically thats how it sounds

Does the side thing on Youtube not work for any of you guys or is it just me

only coke i need is the cola variety thank you very much

>>78691631
yeah I understood that was her job first time I saw her too.

speed > coke 2bh

>>78691602
way-eat-a-rosy.

only progressed 15% in War & Peace

>>78691596
do you even have scales? bet you haven't got 4.0 gram lmao

it's way-trose you utter mongs

...youtube... ...messing me about...

>>78691668
me too
do you think it's punishment for switching to the old design

>>78691602
way(ch)rose

never done drugs because i'm not a degenerate

>>78691699
>switching to the old design
eh?

>>78691688
I've weighed it before its usually pretty bang on but I don't usually weigh it because it's almost always the exact same and I'm not autistic

>>78691708
state of your third eye

sorry i asked

ffs

>>78691623
traps

>>78691726
oh
try signing out maybe?

whites dying in heroin epidemic

having a look at the old school friends on facebook

honestly nothing makes me more angry and fills me with contempt than looking at their little musings

like rats scurrying around for something to eat, pitiful

>povvo tier
tesco, sainsbury's, morrisons
>deano tier
waitrose, M&S
>englightened tier
aldi, lidl, iceland, farmfoods

Think I'm coming down with something

mandy and lsd are the only drugs you need

>>78691741
waiyt rosé

>>78691708
just take a tab of acid you wasteman

>>78691365
Yoiu don't like my songs?

They're definitely part of the big 5 along with Thriller and Bad

>>78691377
Not sure

Scared, I guess

>>78691741
well if you ask silly questions you're going to get silly answers
how do you pronounce costco by the way? is it like cost-co?

wtf the swedish general is so active

>>78690718
You aren't supposed to greentext when using this image

#notallnazis

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>>78691798

>>78691674
call a doctor laddo

>>78691629
>even though all the social engineering efforts you are clearly trying. feel bit sad for you desu.
please man, why do think people are trying to get you

>>78691794
yeah, we're a bunch of nerds that can never leave our houses because theres sandpeople outside

Molyneux was born in Ireland and raised mainly in London before moving to Canada at age 11.[9] Molyneux attended the Glendon College of York University, where he was an actor at Theatre Glendon[10] and a member of the Debating Society.[11] He then attended the National Theatre School of Canada in Montreal.[9][12] Molyneux received a B.A. in History from McGill University in 1991 and an M.A. in History from University of Toronto in 1993.[12][7] In one of his YouTube videos entitled "The True Costs of War", Molyneux stated that his mother was born "in Berlin in 1937 to a pretty Jewish clan" and lived there with her family until the Allied fire-bombing of Dresden in 1944

>>78691794
swedes have infested the internet since its inception

>>78691758
good post

>>78691759
mediocre post

>>78690825
actually i posted it not him

>>78691759
Genuine idiot post. Downright stupid

Oh fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plAr3adKbyc

current banger current drug

>>78691842
don't care

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*rips a massive bowl of salvia divinorum*

>>78691674
>>78691679
dont know which post is more baffling

Swansea are a good team

just admit you're using google

bradley spamming twat has a yank proxy I see

>>78691868
that's what i thought you little runtoid

>>78691840
>>78691845
fuck off nouveau riche twats

>good tier
M&S + Waitrose

>mediocre tier
Sainsburys, the Co-Op

>povvo tier
Tesco, Asda, Morrisons

>Foreigner tier
Lidl, Aldi

So many fucking jobs out there that you would never knew existed back in sixth form/uni

found something interesting? too fucking late you've already gone through 3 years and have the wrong degree and experience

>>78690403
lost at wargame lads

I am ok with myself

>>78691899
>>78691899
>>78691899
NEW

>>78691899
>>78691899
>>78691899
NEW

>>78691825
nah i'm fine. but nice try.
>>78691828
cause you lost me, i'm in the wrong place, got to steer me right.

>>78691831
only did I recently realize he was not the same person as the game developer Peter Molyneux

>>78691901
Agree with Tesco but they're trying to push into mediocre tier

Decent quality & packaging nowadays

>>78691913
Not a-fucking-gain, FUCK OFF you slanty eyed fuck

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>>78691873

thinking of doing an ol' brain meme with drugs
obviously alcohol is the tiny brain but that's as far as I've got

>>78691939
Theyre trying but idk if they will, just generally have *that* consumer base. Its like Burberry trying to shake off its chavvy image except Tescos never had a good one.

>78691913
283 posts? Please

>>78691980
put ketamine as the last (best) tier
and not LSD or some kind of le enlightened psychonaut shite

Hey /brit/friends from /ita/, I'm going to start studying at the uni of Nottingham in mid september and I have posted here some time ago regarding some tips as far as living here goes. I have just visited the city and I gotta say that my expectations were far lower than what I met. Your country is so fucking nice, I have been feeling more at home in 3 days here than 18 years back in that shithole that is southern Italy. Can't believe how polite everyone is as well. Thanks for having such a wonderful country, /brit/bros. Can't wait to begin my new life here.
Also would love to meet some people from notts, so hit me up my dudes

>>78692028
/brit/ is in a transitional period, without a janny we will develop a new bump limit that everyone else will copy

business idea: record a latino pop hit single

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me acting like this is the current /brit/

>>78691901
Sainsburys BTFOs Waitrose

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>>78691328
same height as me

>>78691901
Aldi is low-key top tier ngl.

Lidl is semi mediocre tier.

I personally think 'trose and 'cers are just scams but o well

>>78692422
disagree but its got better

only got 7 of the ol' valium left i got from hansa

gonna need some more except it got took down. what's the go to darknet site now

>>78692172
post in new thread

>>78692172
that's nice hope you enjoy yourself