Kimbra edition
>>78688552
This must be fate!
ANIME
the goal
>>78688552
Oh come on she can't still want me after that horrible fatso workers class chick diss 12 fucking years ago.
ah yes
the virgin extras
>>78689076
Sir I agree 1000%
>>78689117
A fat chick also counts. Somehow it's even more embarrasing for the hot chicks ain't it? ;)
>>78688552
idk who she is
>>78690226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1hoMlxQmg
>>78690301
She has basically no tits
'ri
not a chink edition
good edition
anime
anime
dont feel too good x
if a girl went to boomtown and is in a photo with all guys
that mean she got railed ye?
>>78693314
why :c
don't hate women or immigrants anymore
really dislike druggies, not because of what they do but because of who they are
anyone watched these yet?
even unfinished theyre still really good
>>78693320
fuck you
keep doing the CIA stance in public these days lads
just too tempting not to when you're wearing a belt
The Party will have NO talk about drugs in this general
LAST WARNING
>>78693320
fuck you
btfoing a communist on reddit
>>78693331
leftypol spotted
>>78693320
all your posts are shit
>>78693343
wag1 mandem
>>78693230
that just sounds like a low dose
or maybe you got al-lad
>>78693330
have a cough :/
friendly reminder not to feed the vacant-headed ozzie commie drongo
>>78693320
just fuck off and never come back
>>78693320
she's probably still thinking about you mate
>>78693312
>>78693366
oh yeah it was al-lad actually you're right
>>78693331
what happened la
inglesi imbecili
haitiANO
>>78693387
1p-lsd is theorized to be a prodrug for lsd (for me it was identical in effects both times i tried it)
al-lad and some other analogues like lsz are slightly different because they are active themselves
england for the english
>>78693370
>duh communism is bad!
STATE of you, now turn off the proxy rorke
fucking terrified about going schizo lads
got a spot on my face
anime
quality of posts is decreasing exponentially so i will return in an hours time
is kathryn bigelow the best female kino director ever?
too easy
>>78693257
i have actually cheated on her in the past and it made me feel like utter shit. to this day, i'm still paranoid she'll find out. so i guess i deserve it in a way
>>78693311
yea it's honestly horrible mate. you just can't take your mind off it. and when you talk to them about it you just come across as needy and it makes things worse
pills make everything more manageable
>your posts are shit
yeah because people go on /brit/ for quality posts
>>78693434
*looks up the symptoms*
>9/10 symptoms match
alri
>>78693455
dont come back x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqd4hW98sQ
obligatory viewing
deuce bigelow
>>78693434
i had what i think was a psychotic episode for a couple of weeks after a particularly bad lsd + weed trip
felt like tim
>>78693367
that's barely a problem I'm putting you on the gay list
>>78693386
unhand anzu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KESOM7A-oo
>>78693428
you mean... germany for the germans?
>>78693478
shall be staying just because of this post
>For years, the ONS has estimated foreign student overstayers at just over 100,000/yr. The true figure revealed by exit check data is 4,600
>>78693489
very good post
*gives you a chinese burn*
>>78693428
>t. Gaz from the comments section of every BBC article
>>78693481
haha look at him go
watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAUHOmo_HY
>Thanksgiving dinner
>ChemE
>Pull up in Mercedes S600
>"So what do you do at your job, anon?"
>"I oversee the production of an ingredient used by pharmaceutical companies to make cancer drugs"
>"Whoa, that's really cool."
>Thanksgiving dinner
>Chemist
>Pull up in Hyundai Sonata
>"So what are you working on, anonymous?"
>"I am trying to develop a way to acetylate the 5 and 6 carbons on triphenyl-4,6-diazido-3,7-yl-carbopropamine by using hexaazyl-3,4,5,6,8-carbosulphanoic acid over Raney Nickel"
>Blank stares
doggone thread
>>78693344
I've got a flight soon and I keep playing out a scenario in my head where terrorists take over the plane, kill the pilots, then the passengers kill the terrorists (but I do most of the work).
Afterwards, I get in the cockpit and start flying us to safety and some fat bloke comes in and says "If you don't pull this off, won't we die?"
I reply with "It would be extremely painful". A flight attendant says to the bloke "You're a big guy" then an even fatter guy comes in and says "For You"
After some flying, it comes to landing. Over ATC they ask "So what's the next step of your master plan" and I say "Landing this plane, WITH ALL SURVIVING" and successfully land the plane
Afterwards, I get a MBE
cowabunda my fellow redditflaggers! ready for the 'sync tommorow?! party on!
>>78693489
head measurements and such
imagine being a trippoofter lmao the absolute state of some people
>>78693525
me on the right
Thatcher was a daft fucking cunt
>>78693547
F-fuck you
>>78693547
>>Thanksgiving dinner
FOY
>>78693525
dont get it
>>78693542
>classical music to this
bit psycho
>>78693525
there's more than 4,600 chinese students standing in the doorway of my uni library at any given time
>>78693569
Listen, I might pop just pop down the, er, Chinky. Do you want anything?
>>78693556
Dr Pavel, I'm MBE
still dont understand tyson niggers alphabet tweet
>>78693581
That's a woman you're talking about
any yank man in
>>78693547
not too sure what that means, but why not say "I'm working on a new chemical process which could be used to help make medicine in the future"
I'm sure that's 98% a lie, but you have to dumb stuff down
>>78693601
The government has been inflating net migration figures by around 95,000
>>78693633
kek
shall I turn on my reddit flag?
hm
>>78693438
francine is PENG
fittest animated mum in history
>>78693627
it's so fucking simple
Leeching off a single yank at 2.4MB/s
Wonder what kind of insane connection he has
>>78693658
the virgin sexy cartoon milf taste
>>78693637
yeh
still absolutely howl at bane posting, it will never die
>>78693622
nah, was thinking the paki shop. but they've always got that wogbox on
>>78693627
just pointing out the alphabet is arbitrarily ordered and is equally useful in any other order
>>78693661
explain it then brainlet
>>78693542
Venison tastes like shit
>>78693627
sound out the letters
>>78693695
no
people have explained it to you already and you are too dense to waste my time on
>>78693661
even once its explained it doesn't make sense
>>78693686
i enjoyed that film. probably watch it tonight
>>78693686
Watched its creation and never liked it
overly forced
>>78693695
aye aich are bee cue dee double yoo ee eff ell
>>78693696
how do you know what shit tastes like?
>>78693686
>hey you want drugs
>n-no
>come on
>(smile) no
>I can see you were hesitating. Me and me m8 can stay here with you while you try
>really no, thanks, bye
not to self : carry more cash money.
my circuit analysis teacher is a pajeet
superpower by 2020
Opinions on the UK?
Today’s world and current culture are devoid of taboo. That is why, in my opinion, young people today are experiencing a lack of desire. Nobody has forbidden them anything in this permissive world and they have thus been deprived of the fundamental human experience—that of desire. So we shouldn’t be surprised that the number of drug addictions has multiplied. What many young people seek in drugs is an ersatz of desire: lack. These youngsters are not so much aft er pleasure or artificial paradises as they are desperately in search of an experience capable of engendering in them a self that for the moment is nonexistent. They are seeking to live through a structuring experience of desire that the absence of taboos and authority and the laxity of their parents have prevented them from having. Today’s drug addictions are the fruit of a world without taboo, a world in which change is occurring so rapidly that a gulf is created between the generations. Adults and adolescents no longer understand each other, and yet the adults behave and talk like young people while adolescents enjoy a quasi-adult independence in their financial and sexual lives. Starting in the 1960s, young people became conscious of the fact that the life that was awaiting them would be so different from their parents’ lives that to survive and find their way they would have to invent their own manner of seeing the world, apart from any sort of transmission of knowledge from parents to children. They had to invent a completely original philosophy of life and politics. And, as I wrote forty years ago in La personne du toxicomane, “The first originality that comes to mind is of course to do exactly the opposite of received values.
been in a coma since 2014 and this post is literally the first thing I did when I woke up
>>78693735
what is it?
>>78693696
game is great in stews
>>78693772
just take it round the shed and put it out of its misery already
>Me: So, what should we do tomorrow?
>Her: I don't mind, what do you want to do?
>Me: We could have a night out, go for drinks
>Her: Oh, I wasn't planning on that actually, I don't want to do that
fucking hell gfs drive me up the wall
>>78693727
aww poor brainlet cant explain a 'simple' tweet
is dmt as mental as people make out?
>>78693783
superman
>>78693772
I wanna move there
getting ready for Thailand lads
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DtxBUp6hBaI
baneposting is unironically the all time GOAT 'chon meme at this point
babestation
>>78693556
that's pretty autistic
>>78693802
Leave her
>>78693783
paris, texas
>>78693806
no
apparently i didn't breakthrough though
im a straight male but damn is luigi hot
neil tyson seems like one of those cunters who say 'communism is a good idea in theory'
>>78693829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22yBb6ZlV2o
>>78693686
shite forced meme, was literally never ever funny
banestation
>>78693782
played the prologue and first mission of mgsv on acid the other day
it felt like the doctor was talking to me personally, and that venom was my ego and big boss was my true self trapped in another dimension
*calls in an airstrike on your bollocks*
>>78693849
those yellow highlighted passages are fake
>>78693844
I fucking love it
Not sure if it's ever going to die out
http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/e1/uds/pd/77374810001/77374810001_1741676160001_-Warning-Graphic--2-Apache-Helicopters-Engage-a-Platoon-of-Taliban---YouTube--freecorder-com-.mp4?pubId=77374810001&videoId=1741618611001
y'all wanna see some hajis getting popped
have u ever regretted making a comment
The diagnosis of “psychic imbalance” doesn’t tell us much of anything about drug addicts. To understand them, they must be likened to participants in ancient initiatory rites that have fallen into disuse in our modern society. This product of the isolation of young people today “covers up a thirst for initiation that Western culture and society can no longer quench, because rites of passage have disappeared from our civilization.” The ones that had to do with sexuality, forexample, have been swept away by the sexual revolution. “Young people no longer encounter any difficulty in being initiated into sex, no obstruction, no taboo that might make restore to the discovery of sexuality its value as a rite of passage. Where sex is concerned, there is no longer any possibility for transgression.” In the 1970s, when I was writing my book on drug addiction, sexuality in Spain, Italy, Greece, and Turkey was bristling with taboos that gave sex all its spice. In these countries, sexual initiation still absorbed most of the energy expended by adolescents. It consisted in surmounting taboos and obstacles that veiled the mysterious—and thus desirable—thing, and which quenched the thirst for initiation even as it exalted desire. Things have changed a great deal since that era, and the upheavals that shook Western countries after World War II, beginning in the 1960s, have transformed mores and attitudes in prodigious fashion throughout the world, such that taboos are eroding and drug addictions are multiplying. Let me repeat myself: drug addictions must be considered as substitutes for rites of passage, insofar as they provide young people with the experience of desire in the form of craving and thus enable them to experience both the heights of ecstasy and the depths of physical and mental annihilation.
>>78693864
t. hothead
>>78693859
>>78693844
>>78693890
It's fucking shit. I watched its creation and never liked it
Not a single good thing about it, not creative or funny at all. Just completely forced
just weighed myself im 80kg at 5'9"
>>78693861
why the fuck is she so smug
>>78693853
don't need to worry about that, she's going off to uni in like a week or two so I'll be single soon enough
>>78693866
next time play hl2
>>78693864
SOMEONE GET THIS HOT HEAD OUT OF HERE
>>78693855
I'm not surprised you didn't lol
>>78693806
I'll never forget the interracial breeding grounds
>>78693910
no i just tell myself it was an ironic shitpost
>>78693928
>>78693866
don't really understand sorry
>>78693806
watch the documentary
never really 'got' baneposting
it's just saying the same lines over and over again
the scene itself is funny because the lines are so bad but I don't know why it became such a phenomenon
>>78693936
shes great
>>78693864
>>78693802
>gfs birthday trip
>spend a fortune on a beautiful flat i found on airbnb
>says she wants to go out, go to a club, and then we'll fuck
>suddenly she starts to say she's feeling tired
>immediately know how this will pan out
>takes ages to get ready
>go to some shit restaurant
>by this time it's too late to go anywhere else
>says she's too tired to go out now, so we buy booze at the off license
>sits on her phone for ages
>drinks 2 glasses wine
>says she's too tired and goes off to bed
then she gets pissed off i'm in a mood the next day
>>78693988
It's just fucking shit. Awful meme. Reddit tier
Sophie, if you heard that, please ignore it. I'm not a racist, far from it.
Love Conor McGregor
Hate Floyd Mayweather
Simple as
>>78693924
what in god's name does 'embrace science' mean
sounds like a fucking religion
what does "cor" mean
>>78693972
the opening of mgsv is a doctor telling you you've been in a coma for 9 years
>>78693928
dont care one bit
>>78694021
corr blimey
>>78693806
Yes
t. Joe Rogan
love China in your hand by T'pau
love Chyna, the wrestler
hate China, the country
simple as
“Since our civilization doesn’t have rites of passage to offer its youth, young people are left to face their anxiety alone. For the primitive individual, this terrible experience of anguish was indispensable for the birth of a new man: no initiation was possible without a ritual agony, death, and resurrection. Young people in our day have felt this essential need rising up in them from the depths of the past.” Current drug addictions are an illness due to an agenesis (absence of development) of desire. If craving is a substitute that makes it possible to have an idea of what desire can be when one has never experienced it, it is also a desperate attempt to create a self insofar as, because desire creates the self, when desire doesn’t exist, the self doesn’t either, whence the enormous difficulty that psychiatrists and psychologists encounter in attempting to make an accurate diagnosis, that is to say in attempting to characterize the absent or evanescent self of these drug addicts. Desire, as I have said, is movement and energy. Its finality—that is, the choice of its object—is constituted by parental models and taboos. The latter strengthen desire, in the same way that muscular strength is developed by meeting with resistance. The laxity and abdication of our civilization, by depriving young people of taboos, is preventing them from giving their desire muscle, so to speak, so that it can be transformed into willpower. In my anthropology of the self-of-desire, this agenesis of desire entails a nonformation of a solid self, wherein atrophied desire engenders a ridiculous, feeble self. This is where drug use finds its justification
>>78694021
short for corrnetto
>>78693939
don't really like hl2 that much
>played the prologue and first mission of mgsv on acid the other day
>it felt like the doctor was talking to me personally, and that venom was my ego and big boss was my true self trapped in another dimension
>>78693995
christ. Mine only pisses me off occasionally with her undecisiveness and quietness but if she did something like that I'd be fuming.
>>78694021
like crikey
>open my BBC news app
>half of the articles are about sport
Don't fucking care, don't want to see this shit. I didn't choose to see It. Go shove it elsewhere
>>78693776
>Oughourlian
>meme-sis specialist
noice
if i pull that off will you die
Mental what you can see on a day out in London
>>played the prologue and first mission of mgsv on acid the other day
>>it felt like the doctor was talking to me personally, and that venom was my ego and big boss was my true self trapped in another dimension
>>>played the prologue and first mission of mgsv on acid the other day
>>>it felt like the doctor was talking to me personally, and that venom was my ego and big boss was my true self trapped in another dimension
hate classes where the professor can't even be bothered to tell you what pages you should have read by what date, while also saying how important reading the book is. spend 10 minutes before class you lazy fuck
Reckon I'll start writing my own fantasy book next year.
Heading to Pyongyang on me holiers. Heard it was safer than London
>>78694116
why did you shop a fedora onto federer
>>78694021
the noise you make when you walk into Greggs and they're just taking a tray of steak bakes out the oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2sWv9XtTA
devious new gimmique: fedoraing yourself
>>78694152
roger fedora
(8) now am feelin so fly lyk a G6 (8)
>>78694091
that blade is dull
>MJ died before you got to see him live
Feels bad man
getting educated
http://www.med-health.net/Pineal-Gland-Calcification.html
>>78694140
it quite literally is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym7zAyruW0k
>devious new gimmique: fedoraing yourself
>>78694172
he probably would have nonced you mate
reality is just a hallucination everyone experiences
why is everyone talking about MJ lately
What weight is this? How do I get this body?
>>78694194
Fuck off Home Alone
>>78694057
yeah. i'm honestly losing it with her, she makes out everything to be my fault as well, and cannot admit her own faults
are all girls like this?
literally saw wee coming out of miley cyrus
>>78694202
*sneaks past him before the bell rings
>>78694221
have you tried being yourself?
>>78694240
pics x
>>78693772
Gone to shit
just realised I haven't had a poo in 3 days
>>78694221
'ee 'f
>>78694189
really impressive 2bh
>>78694266
me too except it's 1 day
>>78694219
he's good innie
>>78694202
looks like dean pelton
>>78693995
>too late to go to a club when you're i a restaraunt
>too late to go to a club but the offy is open
Holes all over your story
>>78693772
gone to the bloody dogs mate
*necks rest of pint and slams glass heavily onto pub table*
the bloody dogs
>>78694219
20th anniversary of his death
>>78694223
No. A lot are, but I wouldn't say all, I wouldn't even say most.
You have a shit gf sorry mate
>>78694221
About three fiddy
>>78694221
you just gotta adopt a positive attitude and hit the gym and never give up!
my name is Schlomo Shekelbergistein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGMjsp8MBU
>>78694297
no as in it was too late to pick another restaurant, because it would've been a mile walk to go anywhere decent
the offy shut at 11-12, but she was too tired to a club
hebrewberg moneygrabber
>>78694329
My name is Rasheed Al-Hakim. I am a 68-Year-Old Pakistani man. How do you do.
>>>78693772
>gone to the bloody dogs mate
>*necks rest of pint and slams glass heavily onto pub table*
>the bloody dogs
>you arrive in milton keynes
>>78694322
this but unironically
*ghosties your brand new bike down the road after begging to use it for the past 10 minutes*
might post this on spee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGShvn6M0wk
>>78694382
ah yes, the 8th wonder of the modern world
>>78694297
English offies aren't cucked like ours.
>>78694309
shame. because when i first met her she was lovely, quite shy and really polite, almost too 'nice'
now she's turned into a brat, who tries to get her own way all the time and makes me feel like shit
cannot FATHOM how anyone enjoys going to a club unless they're a chad
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>hitachi show
>>78694412
Ah yes
reminiscing going to the local library and renting gen1 pokemon vhs tapes
>>78694423
Luckily I am
anyone got that clip of sargon being an idiot?
>>78694412
nice
>>78694451
not an argument
>>78694451
which one lol!
>>78694401
i dont want to shit on the guy because he's clearly put in a lot of effort but I think he could have arranged them in a way they actually rhyme rather than just alphabetically, and the chorus is a bit clunky
not bad though
>>78694451
here mate
https://www.youtube.com/user/SargonofAkkad100/videos
>reminiscing going to the local library and renting gen1 pokemon vhs tapes
>anyone got that clip of sargon being an idiot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8
>>78693776
so wat do?
>>78694423
went to the club a few times in the first year at uni
felt so out of place lol
>>78694416
what;s the closing time for the mandem?
anyone got that video of trump being very unpresidential
>>78694423
drugs, dirty dancing, and pounding techno music
>>78694350
bit of a shit scrap 2bh
>>78694488
*picks him up*
*cuddles him*
>>78694491
alcohol mate
>>78694412
not even close to the skankiest thing she's done
>>78694282
https://youtu.be/n2hVgU3PjhU?t=28s
>>78693924
our (radcen) guy?
>>78694526
yeah I was drinking alcohol
>>78694401
Gay
>>78694488
is he ok
>>78693924
PICKLE
RICK
https://imgur.com/r/PreggoPorn/YgPz7F6
why do babies hate women?
Up North, we have some class
>>78694499
10pm
Gonna cop Hardy's Taboo cut on Saturday lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGMjsp8MBU
>>78694488
*meow*
>>78694594
she fucks niggers lmaooo
Пo нoчaм oдин и тoт жe coн
Cyтки пятыe пoдpяд
Hoчь тeпepь кaк бyдтo дeнь
Toлькo жaль, чтo явь и coн нe пoмeнять
A вo cнe ты тpoгaeшь eгo pyкoй
Oн тeбe и близкий, и poднoй
И тeпepь нe пoгacить пoжap
И тeпepь нe пoгacить oгoнь
Oн c тoбoю нe гyляeт, oн c тoбoю нe cпит
Пoчeмy жe зaбывaeшь имeнa
Имeнa дpyгих?
Oн c тoбoю нe гyляeт, oн c тoбoю нe cпит
Пoчeмy жe зaбывaeшь имeнa
Имeнa дpyгих?
>>78694593
Lol it ruined her body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH4YSF-i5dY
>>78694551
That stupid fat fucking orange fascist has gone too far this time!
>>78694599
ah right
is that universal or just the easier license to get?
>>78694594
Yeah, the lower class
>>78694423
depends what sort of club.
raves feel very tribalistic in a way, off your head on drugs, listening to this pounding music, surrounded by people dancing in unison, worshipping this dj, you feel at 'one' with everyone in a large space, it's a continuative immersive experience. it's an escapist kind of thing
t. graduate art student
>>78694488
love are robin seplut
anyone got that clip of terry wogan being a charming host
>>78694594
I really thought /brit/ was going to shit recently but I have had a good time tonight
a goof + a spoof + a gaff + a riot = a romp
>>78694593
>>78694625
2bh she didn't put how long after that was
you can work off baby tummy in under 6 months
>>78694658
me with the glasses sitting alone far back left
>>78694644
i agree with this.
never really been to a "club" club.
>>78694654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpbK1e8lLPQ
>>78694658
>ugh.... here he is again...
>>78694594
she has a fucking arse tattoo, wind your neck in
>>78694638
Universal. Done due to publicans lobbying most likely
whos looking forward to saturation 2
>>78694640
fuck off
3 types of nightclubs
>nightclubs where deanos pretend to be rich and sit at tables and drink grey goose
>raves where tarquins pretend to be scruffy and do mad drugs
>in between clubs with elements of both but never really feeling complete
always felt completely uncomfortable in all three (though the middle one is not so bad) because you feel as though the other people live for this shit whilst you're a complete outsider.
>>78694593
https://imgur.com/a/IZLSE
jheeze
>>78694658
surveillance camera man?
>>78694721
>23 posts early
>>78694799
would
>>78694640
good post
dead general?