/brit/

*drives over you*

anime

egg

>>78688508
*cheekily deflates your tires with a pin*

I welcome our asian overlords

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people with external locus of control disgust me

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anime

haha get fucked ryan you junkie nonce

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>>78688595

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anime

wheres indian thread

>>78688550
>do you suggest i go around glassing every brown man i see
Well obviously that is the only alternative to widespread rape of children by Salafist muslim rape gangs so I guess we have to pick between indiscriminate racist violence and having men rape our children with almost complete impunity.

Cut myself but can't stop the bleeding

might buy some heroin off the deep web lads

I thank the Communist Party for another SPLENDID edition, and for allowing us to freely discuss pro-China ideas in /brit/

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>>78688574
>literally posting this when you're the only one left in the thread

>>78688610
did you like the site i linked
you didnt reply

>>78688609
my locus of control is firmly anchored in Carlow

really need to focus on kurdish knife crime in the UK lads
not that i dislike curds or anything, i just choose to be disproportionately outraged about it when it's those bloody british born foreigners

>muslim rape gangs
simply not true x

>>78688436
>>78688483
>>78688488
>if you dont complain about these nonces, then you shouldn't complain about MORE nonces coming into the country!

the brainlet posts

>>78688626
you know, calling me a junkie when i am not him really doesn't do much for me
might want to find a new insult bud

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is this an anime?

>>78688661
Kind of fucked your own point by replying to it.

>>78688698
don't think you're joe, you're both junkies

>>78688700
no, anime is usually of a good quality

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>anime

business idea: public executions of all nonces regardless of ethnicity or religion

tired of those early chink threads

>muslim rape gangs
not real muslims

reply to this post to stop muslim rape gangs
if you don't you are enabling them

>>78688661
>>78688511
Just don't tell them about the funny rubs. That will make them furious without all limits. Literally taking away all their social influence in these questions. The small-child moral police force will be severely undermined.

>>78688729
why do you think i'm either of them anyway dipshit?
even the yank who started that joke retracted it

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*blocks your path*

>>78688741
haha stupid brainlette dumdum
would fug though

>>78688760
is schizophrenia a real disease?

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>>78688666
CONFIRMED BY SATAN

>>78688552

>>78688552

>>78688552

no more chink threads

>>78688756

>>78688664
hentai makes the lives of innocent anime watchers much harder

any choons?

FLEX YOUR MUSCELS
BE HARD

>>78688756
*does my bit*
that'll stop 'em

>>78688819
quite like them tbph

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this is the thinking we need lads

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Would you say this is acceptable behaviour at 14 years old?

>>78688788
nice try you fucking sad case

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>The Communist Party

>The Communist Party toiled for the nation.
>The Communist Party of one mind saved China
>It pointed to the road of liberation for the people.
>It led China towards the light.
>It supported the War of Resistance for more than eight years.
>It has improved people's lives.
>It built bases behind enemy lines.
>It practiced democracy, bringing many advantages.

>The Conservative Party

>wastes £1billion on a phony aliance
>serves only the rich boomer generation

hmmmmmm

>>78688863
disgusting rorke

>>78688840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U_EqgBWnmc

>>78688839
do am anime wank now

>>78688811
Maybe it exists. But it is also a very convenient scape goat to monitor kids from childhood to steer them by psychosocial means later in their life.

The symptoms are literally the reactions you would expect from the monitoring / "treatment".

>>78688857
based swarthy man

>>78688870
>no argument
ok sweetie

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>>78688610

hello lads. how was your day?

>>78688840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NJf9GtvCw

>>78688840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I42Q-EU50s

>>78688867
I'd have said that she was at least 18 so yep

>>78688902
dont watch a anime called boku

>>78688867
Oh come on you have literally planted hotter girls just next doors to me. Lol.

>>78688840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5tV-mNNUxY

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>>78688867

What's the point of Pride? Like, why are we celebrating a sexuality? Who cares

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just doing my bit to stop rape lads

>want to be nice, polite, and vaguely submissive.
>everyone on earth is a useless cunt who won't do anything unless you constantly stay on their heels and chase up their incompetence, except for bastards who you've got to sabotage because if you don't do it they'll get away with it.
fucking cannot abide this.

>>78688901
>>78688937
>>78688980
incredible posts

>>78688595
>>78688609
>>78688648
>>78688666
>>78688754
>>78688814
>>78688949
I'm gonna KILL you!!!

>>78688650
do you mean this

why would anyone vote for Labour when its full of nonce-defenders and racists?

>>78689004
Are you trying to say there isn't a problem?

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>>78688840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jShMQw2H2cM

just one gear on my fixie bike

>>78688867
>Danny4
Post the rest

>>78689037
people believe socialism can work

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWP56VIgPIw

NEED to march with the People's Liberation Army

>>78689034
Are you autistic?

>>78688980
love this track

this is a good one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Q9ppPPHjU

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>why would anyone vote for Labour when its full of nonce-defenders and racists?

>>78689078
cant tell on here

>>78689037
what is wrong with racists?

>>78688937
havent listened to belle and sebastian in a long time
might do that now

>>78689051
got any brakes on it lad?

>>78688889
so close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by1OgqQQANg

this one was actually good

>>78689019
haha you WISH you pathetic cock juggling jellyman my pecs are literally harder than diamonds I can squeeze your brain out of your stupid head with my tits

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Broken Britain-where Brits are treated like 2nd class citizens with crumbling public services & immigrants/refugees get everything free

miguel primo de rivera la

Post choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ4c6VqMnHY

>>78689103
they're a good band
especially that track, it's one of the best songs ever written

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>Joe Rogan

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>my pecs are literally harder than diamonds I can squeeze your brain out of your stupid head with my tits

https://youtu.be/7vGjFEB47ZQ
LOL

>>78689067
labour hasn't run on a socialist manifesto since at least the second world war

>>78689019
ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1ab4SAKok

ANIME

mm yes ah yes politics mhm let me tell you why we should do this *juggles more cocks*

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>>78689084
>why would anyone vote for the Tories when they're full of nonce-defenders and racists?

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wailing

the free market maaan

>>78689157
I will fight you IRL in 20 minutes Ill meet you near your local Muslim Rape Gang™ headquarters

>>78689206
why

>>78689200
Tony Blair was a tory mate, one your lot

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Thoughts on him?

What's more pathetic lads?

Living with your parents

Living on your own in a new town with 0 friends

>rorke obsessed with imaginary muslim rape gangs
LOL

geez the cringe leaks

>>78689206
kek mate use to do this to me all the time

>>78689264
massive bellend

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>>78689063

>>78689206
>>78689164
haha funny haha

>>78689206
guffawing

>>78689206
dumb bint

>>78689141
remember thinking write about love wasn't all that and kind of drifted away from them, i am sure they have released more albums since then
IYFS was always my favourite
and I don't think the life pursuit had the best reputation among the fanbase but I played the shit out of that as well

>>78689206

enjoyed this

>>78689264
Amazing general, great leader, went a bit crazy towards the end

8/10 overall, love are Mao, saved China he did

>>78689285
'

>>78689266
1st definitely

reminder that its extremely easy to filter out flags. just click the arrow next to the post number.

why do webms get loads of replies but youtube links dont. answer me NOW

>>78689118
just the rear brake

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>>78689268
>imaginary

>>78689264
I, for one, am very glad to have the opportunity to freely praise Mao Zedong and his incredible legacy. Long live China

i seriously can't believe the level of incompetence i'm fucking dealing with

if i have to chase these cunts up over the phone after every single fucking thing i put in online, what the hell is the point in having the stupid fucking computerized system in the first place. just let me deal with underpaid bastards over the phone.

wankers, utter fucking wankers.

>>78689359
lower effort

>>78688959
watsh that

>>78689371
>gif
fuck off

>>78689285
'e

>>78689371
>gif
FUCK off

>>78689392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T6go6EOuG4

'ooing a oo la, on many sides, many sides

>>78689314
please kill yourself

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>>78689397
>>78689425
Better?

chinr

>>78689359
bcuz webms is viewed istantly

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>>78689403
>>78689324

why can't anime nonces just admit they watch hentai too
why is it so hard

>>78689452
no

>>78689285
Greatest ally

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accidentally went onto a really dodgy estate earlier and I saw 2 birds lying dead on the ground and a lad breaking through a window
some guy walked past me and then just stared at me until I left

>>78689463
its like getting lefties to admit importing islam into this country has been a terrible mistake. will never happen.

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>>78689452
oh FUCK off

>>78689486
Based BN

anime's anagram is enema

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>>78689486

>>78689486
can spot the airbrushing even in the thumbnail
disgrace

>>78689426
i searched its name on google images and it looked like a loli one then turns out its a loli one and a gay one
shant

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just wanked to something posted in this thread

>>78689505
>importing
love this term

Anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufBucIa9nT8

>>78689529
love me some analagram tbqh ngl la

500 days of summer really was rubbish

>>78689560
what the FUCK is that thing

>>78689622
ikr
DUDE
THE SMITHS
LMAO
good music shit film

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>>78689622
I liked it. I really like Zooey Deschanel though.

walked past mao's old house last year

absolute fucking shithole haha, seen nicer dwellings in a SE London council estate

>>78689610
just imagine having some meaty tits literally hanging under your neck at all times

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stupid /brit/ be more funny

>>78689622
literal 500 days of summer would be rubbish

wasp population would go into hyperdrive

>>78689664
>gif
fuck off

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>>78689486
>>78689610
>>78689655

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>>78689697
better?

>>78689560
wew my penis is fond of those thigh bands

>>78689622
all those films are shit

perks of being a wallflower, juno, her, people who like those films should be drowned

>>78689630
a goddess

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>dude you just gotta be yourself

>>78689705
the original gif was so terrible im not even going to bother converting it to webm

>>78689696
>wasp rape gangs

How do I get a thigh gap gf?

>>78689747
nonce

>>78689505
it's not "lefties" importing islam, dickhead

HAHAHAHA GET IT THE GIRL AT THE END IS CALLED AUTUMN
BECAUSE AUTUMN IS AFTER SUMMER

literally working 84 hour weeks at the moment and hating it. All my rents keep telling me is "think of the money" and i don't really know what to tell them cos i can't pay for uni without them funding me if i don't work this much and i'm too old to get free shit off them

thought that gimmick of mixing the old macro text memes with /brit/ in the other thread was decent

>>78689622
yea pretty vacuous forgettable

>>78689766
same
how many did he make

>>78689733
>guy on the right
skinnyfat primadonna

>everyone else
just go to the gym and follow a very strict diet

>>78689754
so?

>>78689747
never been with a girl that didn't have one, except this fat arsed Asian girl but she used to sit on my face whilst wearing thigh high boots so all is forgiven

got to get up at 5:30 to catch the train to slave for noseberg until 6pm lads

>>78689776
5 or 6

>>78689776
five or six I think

>>78689733
They are wearing tight sweatpants and their dicks are not even bulging
Pathetic white little dicks

>>78689371
>>imaginary
FUCK OFF

>>78689741
how was/is the wasp season in italy with your crazy heat wave?
here wasps go absolutely crazy and become super aggressive as soon as temperature exceeds 32-33°
if someone told me they now form rape gangs now i would absolutely believe it

>>78689515
>>78689452
>>78689371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSN0TYoDMFE

>>78689810
>>78689813
illuminati confirmed

floyd is literally only fighting macgregor to promote his strip clubs lol

>>78689850
chuckled at this

>>78689850
sharting

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got back from work an hour ago
need to be asleep in an hour to be up early and bright for toil in the morn

need a slag

>>78689850
lol

>>78689816
If those rape gangs are imaginary, then where are the protests by muslim communities when the police arrest groups of young men? They march up and down the street yelling "UK go to hell!" when a muslim woman linked to terrorism is arrested, but they stay quiet when a dozen men are jailed for imaginary crimes?

There are no protests because they all know those men are guilty.

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>>78689885

need a Slag Shag™

got told I look dead behind the eyes earlier

not sure what that means

>>78689918
British women have flabby blotchy arms and look like their dads

>>78689945
depends what class they are

>>78689918
wouldnt mind a kebab rn

>>78689930
means you're just a husk with no soul

>>78689914
don't feed haiti

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>>78689918
Love this pic. Post it on r/accidentalrenaissance and let us know how many upvotes you get.

>>78690072
cor blimey

>>78689981
same

>>78690064
This photo is fucking phenomenal. It's like a Rennaissance painting

>>78690064
Fella with the corona on the ground has his priorities right.

>>78690064
have always loved this picture
nothing has captured britain better

>>78689981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBH1-hqOxHY

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Should I see my gp?

>>78690101
someone post it

>>78690142
nah looks normal

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>dad asks me to do thing
>do thing
>leave
>he gets mad because i left
>he wanted me to do more things
>i dont want to do more things

wonder what germany's like at the moment with all the refugees they've helped. Wonder if people are grateful

>>78690153
quite like 5 and 1
not keen on the rest

>>78690142
nah mate, that's just your belly button finally developed

swear to god i'm about to shit myself

going to run to the toilet now, will update in 5

>>78689761
>84 hours a week
12 hours everyday? that's literally illegal mate

>>78690064
wonder what the sexy posh lady on the right is shouting to the guy getting arrested

>>78690234
>gif
fuck off

>>78690234
huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAMJms9Q9cM

new tim video

Business idea: Only give money to white homeless people

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>>78690145
>mfw labour provide the hammer for the right to bludgeon them with-accusations of anti semitism

>>78690250
"As your legal representative I STRONGLY advise you stop spitting at the policeman."

>>78690210
he's probably paid by other people to steal your stuff while u not watching. where the hell else would all that money be from you mean?

>>78690273
i've only ever seen white homeless desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Yrlsw6J5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Yrlsw6J5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Yrlsw6J5c

new h3 podcast is up

business idea: pretend to be homeless and get money from >>78690273

>>78690319

>new
>not watching it live
fuck off

>>78690273
good because i cant tell the difference between a homeless non-white and a non-homeless non-white.

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>>78690258

it ain't safe on the /brit/
not even for jan

>>78690142
what is this from?

i can't even imagine how anyone could be well adjusted today

>>78690273
smarter to give it to their parents and pushing them back to their parent home, let the parents get paid to dominate them and steer them.

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>>78690234
gif fuck off

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>>78690357
by Nei Degrasse Tyson?

>>78690357
and i've had some young comedians writing in, these young comedians, they HATE me but they're obsessed with me

How long do you need to move across the country lads? I got a month to find a rental while working my month's notice if I take this job.

Get a free week off if I hand my notice in tomorrow but I'm not 100% convinced atm.

business idea: nuke saudi arabia and purge the salafists and wahhabists from the uk

I ain't the gimmick of the year
I wrote the gimmicks of the year
That makes me the gimmick master of the year

might buy a nazi helmet to use as a bicycle helmet

is that legal

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never fails to make me laugh

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what did they mean by this?

>>78690420
no way this is real...

>>78690420
Someone ask this guy why I can't smell my poo until it's outside my body. Is my body smellproof or is there something in the poo that reacts with the air?

>trying to find a nice film to watch with the family
>literally everything is R rated

thanks

>>78690403
>>78690403
>>78690403


new


>>78690403
>>78690403
>>78690403


fuck this communist chink runt

>Dude did you ever realise alphabetic order is just like a human construct man
>Like who's to say ABC is right, why not BQR?

>>78690420
>78690420
>420

Dude lmao

>>78690466
because your arse is shut retard

>>78690469
fuck off early twat

>>78690420
Done a massive think

>>78690444
I'd fucking kill them

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>>78690444
Beautiful.

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>they're both shorter than the ring girl

howling

>>78690420
what the fuck does this even mean

>>78690444
>hes actually eating kebab
deserved it tbqh

>>78690557
kebab is good drunk food dont h8

>>78690557
sheed

business idea: stop being utter fucking lemmings

oh wait they all moved thread haha

>>78690575
nah, its rorke

>>78690580
Ah what does it matter. It's up to them if they want the goodies. The message got across anyway.

>>78690543
Phonetics

>>78690661
struggling to decipher this string of words

>>78690697
Well the ones who matter will get it. Maybe you don't. Not my problem.

>>78690697
he's schizophrenic lad
bit scary init

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>>78690738

>>78690762
I even saw the cousin / sister of one of the childhood agents the other day at the thai place. Yeah yeah, just pretend I'm insane I don't care. So obvious they were bought by the brits all along.

Why can't I just pay for videos on clips4sale with bitcoin? kinkbomb are fine with it