/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Praise Denmark

>eat mac and cheese
>stomach has a violent reaction so I must poop
Why tho

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gorgeous woman vs hollywood thot

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I didn't catch Dane's meme and ended up posting this in a China thread. Oh well.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606

nth or always boycott dane

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the gf

i got a new hobby

drawing

more like

watching people draw

>>78687213
They're both kinda frightening t b h.

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the gf

Which thread do I post in the fake dane or the one with cara both are cancer.

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Thank you for being you, you are a pretty great dude anon!

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After posting in /cum/ for years I tried to start my own thread. By the time I was done there were 3 other /cum/ threads. I will try again in 6 months

>RIP: /CUM/ The Dominion of Canada, The United States of America, and The United Mexican States.
Édition pour le Québecois et le néo-brunswickois

>>78687281
dane is worse imho tbqh

national guard is hiring for military police
might sign up

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How are your countries portrayed in entertainment?

>Obama: we will leave Afghanistan
>Trump: we will leave Afhghanistan

2017: New troops to Afghanistan in 'days or weeks'

Why is it so hard to leave that shithole?

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>>78687395

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Moar please
http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606/r

>>78687398
Nobody wants to be the president that lost Afghanistan

>>78687450
William (Bill) Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive is Cajun and his ancestors came from Canada.

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>>78687398
They have to make sure the ones that came before them didn't fight for nothing, so they keep sending more after the next batch ends up fighting for nothing, so that they didn't fight for nothing. And on and on and on forever.

>>78687513

Totally backwards logic. The one who manages to get out "wins" the war

Why can't I vote Alaskan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvfrW_slR4

>>78687594
you don't matter

you're nothing

>>78687594
'Cause that's still technically part of America as much as we would love to see an independent Alaska.

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this is what american soldiers throughout history died for

are people with racial fetishes by definition racist?

>>78687323
/cum/ goes in the subject field

Alaska will be annexed by cascadia

>>78687398
The don't want Iran to have it

>>78687658
don't care

>>78687610
People without redditflags aren't relevant.
>>78687646
We need a strawpoll for states then
>>78687680
Fuck off you belong to Commiefornia

cascadia will be annexed by California

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>>78687651

>>78687513
Just like Vietnam again with a lot less American deaths.

>>78687530
There is an easy solution you know. Apply nationalist doctrine. Divide the country by ethnic lines. Also ideally try to somehow invade pakistan add them to the process (maybe by getting the govt with the nukes on your side).

After that the process is pretty much done. They'll still be shitholes but no war or anything and much less corruption. You'd have to deport a lot of people around though.

>>78687658
Yes lol

>>78687690
if USA can't conquer Afghanistan how the hell will Iran do it

>>78687651
>I force my political and social views on my children

The only thing cal*Fornia gets is our CHIs

>>78687748
They don't want to conquer them, they just want vassals like with Iraq

Baby boomers are scum.

>tfw go to a non-flag board and talk shit about americans and all they can do is call me eurotrash

>>78687707
I have redditflags and I am more relevant than you.

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>>78687738
That sounds awfully close to what the Brits did in MENA, and that didn't go very well.

>>78687690
this, Americans are scum who stand in the way of the Peace of Persia saving the Middle East from constant war

Oregon has been getting our transplants for years

it wont be long now before its at least 50% Cali expats

Even though I like you ameribros, sometimes I wish the end of American hegemony can come ASAP so you'll stop invading and bombing other countries

>>78687278
I'm pretty sure that's a guy

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

>>78687896
moron

>>78687774
Conservatives?

business idea: bomb and invade Canada

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I know for a fact that there are Mexicans here. Then again, it wouldn't be out-of-character for them to not show up to vote.
VOTE DANG IT
http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13779606/r

>>78687920
why

transplants always leave
only place they go is portland and they cry about muh freeze because no one likes them

hate transplants

>>78687918
Conservatives and progressives love to push their views on their kids.

>>78687918
kill yourself

>>78687398
If terrorists learn that the west gives up after a while,, they will never stop

have to push them down so hard they'll never come back

*emigrates north*

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>Conservatives and progressives love to push their views on their kids.

>>78687897
It doesn't matter if you did.

>>78687980
which in turn pushes the local population to become terrorists and the whole cycle repeats

We need to build a wall to protect Alaska from the Canadians.

>>78688019
It's true tho. That's why so many conservative kids end up progressive and progressive kids end up conservative.

walls don't work

>>78688113
your dick doesn't work

How do you feel about Trump reneging on NAFTA? Won't that fuck up Mexico even more?

>>78688113
They do when you station armed guards on it.

>>78687940
Sound like the same phenomenon in Vermont, people fall in love with the "natural beauty" and small town bullshit during warmer months, then lose it after 1-2 winters.

>>78688138
Globalism is good. Drumpf is a brainlet cuckold jewish puppet.

HURRICANE HARVEY RAPIDLY INTENSIFYING ALL OF TEXAS COASTLINE SHOULD EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY TERRENTIAL LANDFALL

>>78688204

fug, wish I had TWC on my shitty cable

Hurricane coverage is comfy as fuck

>>78688197
I thought globalism was supposed to be a Jew plot?

>>78688248
That's what they want you to think.

>>78687818
Brits did the exact opposite in MENA with the explicit intention of doing the exact opposite in MENA.

At the time nationalist doctrine was widely recognized and not associated with what the modern left has made the doctrine out to be. In short, it was believed an ethno-state or a nation-state was less submissive, more organized, and overall more potent. Thus, in order to colonize MENA (and much of the world) the brits tried to AVOID forming nation states as much as possible. Ideally, regions would be carved up so that half an ethnicity had to coexist with one half of another, with the borders usually being easily defended areas rather than ethnic lines. That way, the ethnicities would NEED the british presence to avoid war, and they would not be able to rise up as one. And if they did, the brits could just pit one against the other and then ride in as the noble peace keepers. Divide and conquer.

In order to fix MENA and Afghanistan and all the war zones (xcept in africa cause niggers can't be fixed), we should re-draw the borders so we get nation-states instead of imperial borders, just like we did to some extent in Europe.

dropped my English Composition class since I didn't like the teacher very much, shall be getting a full tuition refund for it as well

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im finally almost done modding fallout 4 you guys

somebody teach me how to draw

>>78688437
That DOF looks like shit but I like the ENB or Reshade or whatever that you're using

>>78688480
yeah messing with the ENB settings is one of the things I have left to do

/ourguy/ is worried about Texas :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9xoN-R3YoM

>>78688464
go to /ic/ and find the beginner general

>>78687716
He join the army in 44 (waited until was was literally over). He did nothing, just use his jewish ancestry (Dzieglewicz is his real surname) to climb into politics.

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>>78688624
Don't post Frankie here Americans will be mean to him

>>78688725
wtf no frankie is our boy idiot

>>78688725
I love Frankie :(

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toads?

>>78688157

Every urban city in North america looks like shit. Small towns are the only thing good about NA

>>78688717
I actually assumed it was fake but thanks for the research

>>78688624
He looks Finnish.

>>78688895
It's the 'tism

>>78688725

Frankie is an international hero, stupid leaf

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>>78688850
Every city except Québec City

>travel to texas
>having a nice time
>weather gets gloomy
>it's ok... it's just a bt gloomy
>continue being a tourist
>wind starts getting stronger
>hear this in the megaphone that are scattered in all of texas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9xoN-R3YoM

That's a weird sound alarm you guys have

>>78688895
He honestly looks like an average Maritimer. I love him so much tbqh

>>78688850
Maybe, but those cityfags ruin everything they touch. They also aren't friendly and when they are it's too forced.

>>78688941

Quebec is too good for North america

>>78689002
I think I do to after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clVkvU1tbXs

>>78688951
Yet another example of yanks appropriating our culture.

dumb animeposter

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reminder

>>78689053
Is Frankie new to people outside the Maritimes? I always thought he was as famous everywhere as he has been here for years.

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>>78689190

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>>78689190

weebs need to be gassed

>Habs

>>78689256
Only just heard of him now.

t. prairie dweller

>>78689243
Fuck the Habs

>>78689243
>bepsi

On s'est bien amusés.

>>78689068
You have no culture outside of hockey a McDonald's rip off.

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>>78689332
Disgusting

how do i regain faith in this country

>>78689398
>american education

>>78689443
move to a superior country like Canada

>>78689443
just let it fail

Am*rica was a mistake

>>78689443

eat at Mcdonalds

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the gf

>>78689402
NFLD is the goddest of god tiers. Quebec is low tier.

t. Ontario

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>>78689402
This version bothers me a lot because they don't even mention the territories. Pic related is my list.

>>78689478
it didn't start as a mistake it became a mistake
i feel like if i give up on it i'll be letting our george washington down

>>78689496
that would have the opposite effect of what i am looking for

>>78689443
just accept that china already surpassed you

Canada is a shitty copy of America

I'm getting hungry

>>78689513
Lips too big for Asian, ugly tier in East Asia

>>78689518
Territories are irrelevant, only provinces count.

>>78689557
i don't care about that

>>78689635
Territories are amazing and that is objectively true.

kinda wanna move to Nova Scotia
I'd probably have to give up my guns though wouldn't I?

We steal all of our memes from /brit/.

Make an original /cum/ meme now.

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>>78689517
are you posting from your prayer mat rasheed?

All of Canada is shit tier.

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>>78689677
I'm posting from my mansion, you poor repressed Quecuck.

>>78689558
>>78689746
Low quality bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJqhiJZY_IQ

I'm a cuck for the queen

>>78689665
What kind of guns? Why Nova Scotia?

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>god save the queen

>>78689793
My champion:)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Champion

>>78689786
>mommys mansion

how many good boy points does it take to open the front gate?

>>78689793
It's not called a "cuck," it's called a "loyal patriot who respects the mandates of God and appreciates good governance."

>>78689746
>wrong opinions
no thanks

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>>78689834
15

>yfw you respond to low quality bait

>>78689859
s-sorry

That dane is still talking in the other /cum/ thread and bumping it every so often

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>tfw a Canadian replies to your post

>>78689907
Is he alone in there?

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>>78689924
Watcha gonna do about it, fat boi?

thinking about skipping class tomorrow

Only God can judge me (that right?)
Only God can judge me now
Nobody else (nobody else)
All you other motherfuckers get out my business

>>78689958
Take more of British Columbia chug.

Business idea: Weight loss program for Americans that involves being stalked by a Canadian who's willing to rape them

>>78689993
My name means only God can judge me

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>>78690007
Sure.

>willing to rape amerifats

not going to find many candidates

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>>78690040
Say hello to American Columbia

>>78690059
Drunk natives will rape anything

i'm trying to become dual us/portuguese citizenship for those EU gibs

wish me luck boys

>>78689806
>What kind of guns?
A couple handguns, an M1 carbine, and a couple .22 rifles
>Why Nova Scotia?
Seems comfy as heck

>>78690039
Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back
I couldn't trust my own homies, just a bunch of dirty rats
Will I succeed? Paranoid from the weed
And hocus pocus, I try to focus, but I can't see

business idea: Annexation of Canadian women, then enrollment in American breeding program

>>78690092
Bonjour Colombie-Cochon

>>78690141
Are your women too fat or do you just have a thing for Canadians?

business idea: create an agency where a group of highly qualify people decide what is a good business idea.

>>78690179

>tfw no gf

>>78690134
Rifles are fine, handguns will almost certainly have to go though.
You're right, Nova Scotia is comfy, though New Brunswick and Prince Edward Island are comfier

business idea: get a job employing NEETs

>>78690179
Yes.

>>78690192

Ive made that joke at least half a dozen times already

dont steal my ideas

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professor unironically said "no persons land" in place of "no mans land" to be pc.

business idea: steal ideas

business idea: become trans and fuck all the no gf neets

>>78690253
this is sad. I want to move to a country where PC isn't a thing but sadly I don't think a place like that exists

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>>78690245
wait really? i thought i was being original

business idea: use long elaborate schemes to make my friends unemployed, so I dont have to be a lonely NEET anymore

>>78690296
Just go to some small town somewhere. People don't give a crap about being PC there.

>>78688717
he turned 18 in 1944 you subhuman piece of shit

business idea: become a transsexual (not transgender) lesbian and use my diversity brownie points to get a qt commie gf who I'll then slowly but surely convert to an honest god-fearing freedom loving American patriot

Daily reminder that rape did not exist among the indigenous peoples of North America until whites showed up.

>>78690400
really dislike this post

I'm the best

>>78690448
AND I'D RAPE EM AGAIN!

>>78690400
>>78690472
whoops got that the wrong way around lol, become a transGENDER, not a transSEXUAL
Why would I want a gf if I'm going to cut my dick off?

>>78690522
no.

>>78687487
THIS

Daily reminder that transsexual is the scientifically correct terminology.

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PUBG is fun with friends

>>78690684
hello r*ddit

>>78690684

anything is fun with friends, doesnt mean its good

>>78690623
You mean the picture or the post?

moved all my academic supplies to my office. time to hunker down and get work done.
by forever almost

>>78690775
Picture

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>not having friends

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>>78685690
>this is what dumb w*ites and niggers actullay believe
You people truly are subhuman

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Butt

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>>78690814
>posting adult bebi

>>78690684
>tfw friends always talking about pubg and sometimes linking videos of their plays
>scared to play because I know I'm bad at shooting games, so I would probably drag them down

>>78690839

call me subhuman one more time and I'll heem you

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had one of those depressing masturbation sessions where you contemplate your life and start to become disgusting by porn even before you finish

Told myself I was going to stop masturbating earlier too hah

time to force myself to play a video game or read and quit after 5 minutes out of boredom haha

>>78690962
*disgusted

whats so special about making the thread?
why did we make three threads at the same time?
when will people learn to check cum in catalog once before pressing the submit button

>>78690942
I've played 4 games and always the one to die first

Its still fun watching them play even after im dead

NIGGERS ARE LITERALLY SUBHUMAN

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I haven't fapped for three days and I almost edged one out today, I'm proud of myself.But my daughter found the dick discography.

>>78691012
Because the dane is proxyfagging attentionwhore and needs to be constantly discouraged from posting to keep his autism in check

feel like watching some KotH

Hola

>Hola
well this thread just turned to shit

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Can't wait until we run out of coherent thoughts and image macros.

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>>78690953
S
U
B
H
U
M
A
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>>78691064
This

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>>78691171

wow rude

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the time when i used to go to wizardchan

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>>78691180

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Every time someone posts a cute anime girl I die a little inside.

>>78691180
moar!

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me: left
you: right

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Better die soon bud

>go to a class with mostly pre-engineering students
>class is full of normies anyways

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>>78691294

>>78691503

*cute tomato Dabbing at INCREDIBLY hihg speeds*

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>captcha forces me to solve 5 captchas consecutively

They were just keep coming and coming

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I am the dane.

>>78691436
so future dropouts

listen to Nigel & the Dropout

>>78691614
No

>>78691559
ahh I'm having a seizure help

I'm your biggest fan

>>78691725
don't bite your tongue off

>>78691725
.t Kurt Eichenwald.

Thank you mexican posters for not crossing the border and becoming CHI

>tiny brain tier
walmart, metro
>small brain tier
safeway
>large brain tier
sobeys, co-op
>massive brain tier
loblaws/superstore/no frills/independent/your local equivalent

refute this

*refutes you*

>>78691752
It's okay, I'm wearing my internet browsing mouthguard.

>>78691859
I have a massive brain and I shop at wal-mart checkmate

>>78691926
have no idea what supermarkets yanks have so i don't know if this is true or not

>>78691859
I preferred Sobey's, when we had one to Superstore. Not only are they nicer, and legally obligated to be attached to the liquor store in my province, but they donated a lot of things to local charity benefit fundraisers, something Superstore never does here.

costco is the patricians grocery store

gonna see what this Undertale thing is. It appears to make people extremely angry.

>>78692011
Yes, for when I need 7kg of Cheez-its and 10L of butterscotch pudding.

what do gf's feel like?

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wholesale club is the thinking man's costco

>>78692084
they're like your worst guy friend, but really sexually attractive and you get to touch them and do sex things to them.

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>http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/john-macdonald-school-1.4259643
>Teachers' union votes to urge school boards to remove John A. Macdonald's name from public schools

Born just in time to watch my country commit suicide in the name of political correctness.

why has janny not deleted the old threads?

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>>78692084
money sucking leeches

>>78692226

BTFO

>>78692212
ikr

because i fucking ordered the janny not to

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represent

420 more terms, fellow pedes

>>78692224
The Janny does it for free quite inconsistently

>>78692226
trumpfags on suicide watch

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even the president is with me..

>>78692125
I agree with this.

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cum is dead

Business idea: let's migrate to Dane's thread @310

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>>78692432

F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ldHq3NzC0

>>78692453
good lad

thoughts on traps?

>>78692531
try to not fall for them

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How's uni boys?

>>78692531

gay

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>>78692531

>>78692548

havent started yet

havent sharted yet

>>78692548
starting my first year soon. hope the asian foreign students are cute!

>>78692655
lol

I may talk a big game, but I'm actually a fraud. No, I'm not a billionaire. I'm just a multi-millionaire. Please don't judge me too harshly.

>>78692548
it was over before it started

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me

>>78692763
iktf

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>>78691888
>977 people have seen a rude guy cum on a picture of your face
dont know how to feel

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>tfw no French-Canadian gf

*purchases some pussy at the pussy store*

how convenient

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>>78692823
same desu

>>78692960
could you buy me some?

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>tfw nobody has grabbed my bum

*shoves foot up your ass*

gonna ask for a autistic guitar for me birthday haha

>>78693022
You don't have one to grab :^)

>>78693010
idk have you passed your pussy test and gotten adequate licensure that proves you can responsibly handle pussy?

I don't want to break the law here.

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>>78693076
umm try again sweetie

>>78692906
Show us the picture you hoe.

tfw to dumb for puzzle games

>>78693075
>* autism guitar

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>>78693134
it's a webm of a guy blowing a load on my face
why would you want to see that?

there's an old /cum/ thread
don't make one

>>78687192
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>>78687192
new

New anti-Denmark edition
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>>78693285

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JANNY DON'T FUCKING DELET ME
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>>78687018
IT WAS ALREADY MADE

>>78689243
Needs a Canadian football reference

>>78694151
AND THIS THREAD >>78693373 NEEDS U

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