/brit/

/fr/

anime

is it weird to go to a wedding of girl you've had on off sex with?

literally have skin seperating my lower and upper urethral exits lads

Based Leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1SpvJ-yDCY

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alt right gfs

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business idea:

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anime

>>78678683
they speak it in some parts of africa
lmao

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I'm here for my job interview

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>>78678689

is it weird to have never been to a wedding or had sex?

Dislike Austrian posts

got sextuples on 4chan this morning

my biggest achievement this week 2bh

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>>78678478
Apparently black girls reflexively squeeze the tightest when you cum in them due to stronger hip adductors compared to other girls. Wish I had a virgin black gf to test this.

Just entered my talksport selco predictor predictions lads

>>78678746
We'll let you know

business idea: >>78678780

is it weird to have sex with a family member at a wedding?

>>78678786
>theodore silvester
what kind of fucking name is that

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>Apparently black girls reflexively squeeze the tightest when you cum in them due to stronger hip adductors compared to other girls. Wish I had a virgin black gf to test this.

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grim

>>78678753
No

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>>78678786
Smaller bites, lad. Not eating like a pig is basic polite manners.

>>78678795
reckon so

>>78678786
>>78678810
why are kids so dum

I'm English

>>78678825
what does a dirty fuckin yank know about manners?

>>78678786
Imagine living in Hull

>>78678795
depends

>>78678825
sausage rolls are tiny though

ahhh, robert lee

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>>78678805
How is that worth a fedora post?
Misusing the gimmick will devalue it.

is it weird to not turn up to your own wedding?

>>78678795
No. In fact in many countries such as Australia it is celebrated

>>78678872
so are kids

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had a snake kill one of my cats lads

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>How is that worth a fedora post?
>Misusing the gimmick will devalue it.

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>>78678845
More than you, chav scum.

>>78678911
grim

need to die x

Listening to Texas

Blew my mind when I found out they're from Glasgow and not Texas

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>>78678912
Oh, so it's gonna be like that?

*kills you*

>>78678941
you're in the USA, go buy a gun and blow your brains out

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>the pakis are why I cant find a job

I could easily get a job

just don't want one

simple as

OXYCONTIN

>>78678962
>tfw brits don't have the freedom to kill themselves

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>>the pakis are why I cant find a job

>>78679003
suicide is illegal

might off myself

>>78679020
punishable by death

>>78679029
Bad idea 2bh

>>78679003
Damaging government property is illegal `,:)

>>78679037
have you tried fin or minox

>>78679037
gif fuck off

Rorke here in my rented thread on 4chan's /int/

janny's got the swiper

Leftypol are hacking me and messing me about again because I'm much brighter than them

Can anyone from /cum/ get me a green card? I need to leave this general ASAP and never come back because I'm SICK of leftypol messing me around

>>78679051
yeah i know that

dont care though

australians should be range-banned

>>78679029
Don't. Just move to the US and get a small home in the woods

>>78678727
protestors btfo

Not a fan of the increasing noncery in Hollywood

>>78679078
why

>>78679066
If you become my husband I'll get you a greencard :^)

>>78678906
nonce

>>78679084
that easy yeah?

>>78679078
i agree

>>78679100
awful awful posters every one of them

>>78679066
enjoyed this post

have a bottle of bio oil on me la'

>>78679117
why

when do you lads reckon the Race War will begin?

>>78679113
Like 90% of the US is uninhabited wilderness

>>78679135
when I say so

>>78679113
in Canada, commonwealth citizens can apply for homesteading

Where do you buy your t-shirts lauds

>>78679126
what about phimo and turtle

>>78679059
I'm on fin. I think my balding is lifestyle related. Prior to just being an alkie I was an 80 hr a week alkie. Killer combo.

>>78679160
alri shlomo

*cocks weapon*

>>78679177
two of the worst

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>get in an argument on /int/
>someone brings up rotherham
really don't like this gimmick lads

>>78678541
epic!!

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Having a smoke when you first wake up, or after a meal, or with a coffee in the cold air is better than sex.

Why are Brits so violent?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uta7cwfpb2c

>>78679175
get the tailored

>>78679175
tescos

Can I get a kiss goodnight?
If not I'll be staying up another hour or so

>>78679212
alcohol

>>78679175
the tshirt shop

>>78679205
Smoking has no effect on me
Waste of money placebo runt sticks

any of you received a warning yet from those reports i sent?

>>78679175
mrporter.com

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Th' spliff lads

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if sargon claims to be a liberal centrist why did he support Le Pen over Macron?

>>78679177
turtle is peng

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>ywn save her

>>78679175
the 'ster
the 'qlo

>>78679250
*doesn't kiss you*

>>78679177
turtlepeng is one of the best poster here

>>78679175
Only wear tshirts to the gym and I get them from uniqlo

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lads

>>78679113
You have no idea how cheap American homes are.

A hovel in Idaho would cost you a spit handshake

>Enroute, their bus is attacked by rioters and the group subsequently splits up, with lead singer Larry Reed and his friend Fred Temple renting a room at the local Algiers Motel for the night. They meet two white girls, Julie Ann and Karen, who introduce them to their friends Carl Cooper and Aubrey Pollard.

LOL so Detroit is literally about a couple white girls who see the powers of the BBC and when they are discovered by evil white cops, the cops sperg out and kill people. A powerful and apt film.

>>78679250
night night *kiss and tucks you in*

>>78679326
love chinese state capitalism

I hate EVERYTHING

fuck me millennial woes drops like 2 points in attractiveness without his beard

>>78679256
runt post

>>78679299
Hate her lips
Peng eyes tho
Wanked to that workout vid

>>78679357
reddit

Pls post something to cheer me up

>>78679281
because he's an intellectually dishonest fat cunt

>>78679281
Absolutely hate Sargon. Fat, pseudo-intellectual neckbeard that soiled both my perception of Akkadian History and my perception of Englishmen.

>>78679383
FUCK YOU!!!!!

>>78679367
needs to lose some weight too

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>>78679385

>>78679400
>!!!!!
reddit

>>78679374
link

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>>78679385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEI3PpXEAo

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>>78679385

get the girl, be a racist

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>>78679367
yeah it's a sad state, wasn't always the case though

>(1 hour) Pickle Rick! /Rick and Morty Remix

youtube knows me well

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>>78679385

>>78679415
Do you have that little pupper still?

>>78679441
more of a Spirit of Eden man myself

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>>78679281
>sargon

>>78679481
Laughing Stock is best but Colour of Spring is amazing and a beautiful pop record that should cheer anon up

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>>78679385

>>78679318
wtf do you wear when not at the gym

>>78679463
I don't understand

>>78679514
What does he need shoes for?

mad props to the guy who invented chocolate. great stuff.

>>78679465
Gave him away a while back. I'm leaving tomorrow and my dad is an absent minded eejit

This will cheer you up

https://youtu.be/xIDGOlph9Qs

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>>78679514
>>78679385

>>78679529
dunno

>>78679463
don't quite understand why this is funny, but somehow it is

Who is millennial woes? Is he one of these far right spastics?

CoS > SoE > LS

>>78679527
japanese people are bad at pronouncing english words so "wiener" would sound like "vienna." she thought she was ordering a vienna coffee

>>78679565
he's far-right but pretty intelligent

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>>78679539
you're welcome senpai

>>78679500
I really like part 1 of Eden
especially Desire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuxrLAbONk

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The trad wif3

>>78679572
Oh. Haha

>>78679431
https://m.spankbang.com/1frqt/video/lana+rohades+bc

>>78679611
i like her voice a lot

>>78679572
wiener literally is pronounced vienna in deutsch

>>78679596
I love desire
>IT AIN'T ME BA-ABE
so good, probably my fave on the album

>>78679593
dont think they even had milk mate.

>>78679547
>I'm leaving tomorrow

Are you finally moving to England?

>>78677120
Country in saharan Africa.

>>78679611
ew

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records_in_Olympic_weightlifting

LITTLE
WEAK
ANGLOS

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I like this bum. It's about as close to perfect as I can imagine an arse being

Lads why the FUCK are Pacific islanders so big? They're closely related to mainland Asians who are all small so what's the difference?

i like this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J184FmCiuLk

gets sad at 2:20 though

http://www.strawpoll.me/13778310
http://www.strawpoll.me/13778310
http://www.strawpoll.me/13778310

culture war poll

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>Quebecois gf
I failed to keep the anglo line pure, I feel like a race traitor

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lads what does it mean when my cat jumps on my lap, spins around and pushes its arse into my face?

squirrel = squirl

stupid yanks

>>78679808
shut up cody

>>78679704
Yeah. Hos are the prime mover in society. Richies can't ask smarties to do job. They gotta acquire a taste for the pushaye then they seek us up instead of the other way around.

So you gon get truckloads of girls. Thousands of them sent your way until you finally get addicted and get an incentive to get your ass back on the employment wagon.

>that song you really like but have listened to so many times you can't enjoy it anymore
:(

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... just came ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjfClL6nogo

>>78679884
ah I see my biography is ready

>>78679884
> The tragic story of the failed work incentive model singularly based on pussy optimization.

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>>78679834
>that song that reminds you of her

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>>78679884
literally me

>>78679926
fuck off jordan

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>>78679947
>No her to be reminded of

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>>78679947
>mfw

>>78679947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybHA2x-TFM

>>78679834
never happens
just take a break and enjoy it again latter
some songs I just don't like anymore though or have bad emotional connections

have the chance to shag some twins

>>78680005
FONT

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HAPPINESS IS EASY

>>78680005
Lefty and righty eh lad

>>78680005
didn't fancy getting spitroasted?

>>78680041
>FONT
FONT

Post the best female arse you have seen

>>78679965
>all around me are familiar faces
>worn out places
>worn out faces
>bright and early for the daily races
>going nowhere
>going nowhere
>their tears are filling up their glasses
>no expression
>no expression
>hide my head i wanna drown my sorrow
>no tomorrow
>no tomorrow
>and i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad
>the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had
>i find it hard to tell you
>i find it hard to take
>when people run in circles it's a very very
>maddd world
>maddddd world

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indian women are made for ___ _____ ____

>>78680005
well it's sure better than fugging one once and then fugging the other next time thinkin they were the same girl and to face the situation publicly afterwards when you realize the mistake. xD someone should make a sketch about that...

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Love Cicadas me
what's your favourite bug?

>>78680120
what are you referencing

>>78680119
It was mostly a joke to see which guys had that job closest to me last time lol.

why did fred and george never question seeing ron sleeping with a man called peter pettigrew every night on the marauder's map

>>78680119
pooing into loos

casillero del diablo

>>78680134
I don't know if it's in some popular culture, I just think it could make a fun drama / humor thing.

>>78680122
ants and woodlice.

>>78680161
the patrician's tipple

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>>78680150

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>>78680143
oh ok

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good posts lads

>>78680212
need my willy in her

>>78680134
Oh wait you meant THAT. No one will get any formal references whatsoever unless i get paid for it. There will be some "thanks to" or similar maybe.

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Honestly go through an existential crisis EVERY DAY that no matter how hard I work, how educated I get, I'll never be able to afford a house

And mum and dad wonder why I snap at them when they say come out with some retarded boomer shit

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>>78680100

>>78680201
read all of that, I would advise others to not bother because it isn't very good

>>78680267
you really are african eh

>>78680216
Poor kot should have gone bananas instead lol.

>>78680267
I was kinda hoping some would be serious and post nice bum rather than arse cancer

How long do you think a small bag of frozen rice should be microwaved?

>>78680264
just buy a flat mate, that's what ive got to do and my grandparents are literal boomers with 3 houses and wont even fucking help me

>>78680267
im attracted to this

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>>78680267
>>78680100
UH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

>>78680267
horid

Someone make a new

>>78680318
till its cooked

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>>78680100

honestly try not to be racist but can't but despise niggers

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baffling how millions of lives are destroyed by depression and anxiety but yet normoids think they're fake illnesses

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>>78680302
2bh i don't have many that the jan man wouldn't go after me for
so have this

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The face of regret

>>78680325
I can't afford shit alone, I realize I'll probably have to find a long-term GF to buy a place, but I don't want to rush in to anything, but I want a house ASAP

REEEE you literally can't win

dude, we're outa tomaytoes

alcohol takes out 5-10% of people

>>78680424
She looks fine from the waist up. but she has one of those tumour-like Kardasian arses that are out of proportion

>>78680452
Depression isn't real, only women and gays get depressed

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>>78680100

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>>78680334

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>>78680455

>>78680455
>yup, that's me - you're probably wondering how I wound up in this situation... well it all starts a few years ago
*camera rewinds to the potato famine*
>woah! woah! not that far back!

>>78680518
looks a bit noncey to me

>>78680455
£100m to take a few punches?

I would

Devlin > Stormzy and Skepta

>>78680542
no one questions that you fucking finnish gimp

>>78680483
yeah same here, on my own all I can afford is a little flat in a shit part of kent, or a partial ownership in a nice part

probably going to quit my job soon as in at the end of today

not worth working 60+ hours per week in abhorrent conditions for minimum wage

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

>>78680597
what do you do

want one of those "ouch!" t-shirts

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rate the 't

just watched a tutorial video for something on youtube.
the guy said
>so you want the line to be almost past half-way
so half way then you fucking retard?

Sat in the van waiting for the boss to stop chatting with his Mum and get his arse in gear so we can go and put up these fucking gates

>>78680616
prefer not to say

>>78680613
just why did you think this would be a good thing to post?

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The so called supper

>>78680527
chortled

>>78680651
Just why do you think I care what some slavshit has to say?

>>78680654
love food me

>>78680654
awful

>>78680613
genuinely interested in the manhattan project, imagine what was going through his brain after he saw the devastation of what he created

>>78680651
brainlet rorke

>>78680689
how about you fuck off, yanker wanker

>>78680654
I am perplexed

>>78680597
just put in your two week notice lad
i know you're probably frustrated with your job but you have to leave on good terms if you want to use them as a reference for your next job
you're just fucking yourself if you quit

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>brainlet rorke

still on this african wine

>>78680616
work at a factory that finishes metal parts for heavy equipment

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>>78680707
This is a great read

can y'all LET a fat nigga FUCK???

If the next 10 posts fail to entertain im leaving

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>>78680761

>>78680731
>2 weeks
its good form to give a months notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBuGH4s4CS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBR5v89L6gk

first step to fixing my life lads

>>78680823
>not having someone to clean your room and do your house-chores
what now Peterson?

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Yep that's right rorke...

trying to find the pic of that girl naked on a beach or by the sea or somewhere outside with a really nice bum that seems disproportionate to her legs and she has a cute cheeky smile

>>78680774
you're meant to be studying you wino

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqUbUXKsoI

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>>78680844
ayooooooooooo

>>78680857
that's why Hillary is President, right?

Just discovered that when I wake up I am 183.5cm and when I go to bed I am a full centimetre smaller. What did my body mean by this

Unsubscribing. Seriously. I am absolutely fucking sick of you slack-jawed dipshit liberals who keep having to go on about how President Trump will be awful. How?! He has already made steps to repeal Obamacare, and He's going to build a wall to stop all of those filthy Mexican cucks coming in! If you seriously cannot except this, then you just have an unnecessary grudge against the United Stated of America, the country you live in for god's sake! You really need to go die in a ditch.

>>78680893
love this clip

cheers

>>78680884
already done words for today
on 9000/15000 got bit over a week left so got 'nuff time

Hurry and finish this thread off
Ive got hot new gimmicks that need posting

>>78680898
moronic post

Unsubscribing. Seriously. I am absolutely fucking sick of you slack-jawed dipshit liberals who keep having to go on about how President Trump will be awful. How?! He has already made steps to repeal Obamacare, and He's going to build a wall to stop all of those filthy Mexican cucks coming in! If you seriously cannot except this, then you just have an unnecessary grudge against the United Stated of America, the country you live in for god's sake! You really need to go die in a ditch.>>78680895

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>>78680857

>>78680844
Shopped. Also both women are tall, Sophie turner is like 5ft9, with heels that must be 6ft2+, the other woman is 6ft3 flat, with heels probably 6ft6 at least

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>moronic post

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>>78680867

>>78680928
hmm

I'll give you a pass this time...

imagine losing your shit over a cartoon frog

>>78680857
If the ideology of Nazism still exists today, have they really lost?

Granted the German Nazi state was destroyed, but fascism clearly was not

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>>78680971
*pets it*
hehe good doggo

got a raise at work

the good guys lost ww2

>>78680994
>>78680994
>>78680994
NEW

>>78680993
ummm the nazis weren't fascist sweetie x

>>78680823
Actually good advice even though that the pussy hunting perspective is not always good. You got to get satisfied with yourself on some level before you want to meet dudes or dudettes.

>>78680993
It's just made up, lad. Ways to channel emotions.