>yfw you realize that you have nothing to offer women

>>78668117
tfw no penis? also pls go to r9k

>>78668117
All you need is a stable income and a dick man...

go gay

>>78668130
if your dick is 12 cm or shorter you basically have no dick especially of it's also thin

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>>78668183
Yeah you'd have a hard time pleasing a woman if you had something like that, but tbf in 2017 a large percentage of women are super PC about "size doesn't matter it's how you use it XD", so I'm sure a not very well endowed man could grab someone like that.

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>mfw i realise women have nothing to offer me except a novel form of masturbation

>>78668117
don't know that feeling

>>78668773
foreskin

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>>78668117

There's always the D, but I don't know if two thrusts will do the trick.

That is why we should encourage women going into stem fields, become CEOs and become the "hunter" in the dating game

Then it would be them we had to offer men something

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>>78668958

>>78668958
Modernity won't change biology. They'll just go after the 3 rich guys left.

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>>78669025
>complains about his problems
>doesn't want to fix them

>>78669058
proof?

>>78668183
You can make it up with the preliminaries.
Something a lot of guys tend to overlook

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>>78668117
>>78668367
>>78668814
Stupid frogposters.

>>78668183
Pussy has almost all nerve endings at the opening. And almost all girls cant cum from penetration alone. They just describe it as pleasant fullness, not as mindblowing experience. You can be also too long, hit their cervix and hurt them. If you are too thick, sex after like 10 minutes can make them hurt and their pussy will be sore for like 1 day after.

If you want to please your girl, it is all in cuddling, foreplay, kissing, biting, slapping, clitoris and oral sex. The penis in vagina is good for boy, but for girl it is just meh. Cuddle and eat the bitch out. Make her cum few times before you insert and she wont even care how big dick you have. Watch some lesbian porn to get the idea how to cuddle and tease the bitch.

And remember, if you have to ask if she cummed or have enjoyed the sex, you are doing it wrong. You want her to spasm, cry, breathing like on marathon and wiggle like fish. Do after sex cuddle while you tell her how much you love her and she will want you next time no matter how small dick you got.

>>78668117
Money

>>78670027
t. guy who works at a Czech porn studio

>>78670027
He forgot rubbing their tits. Nipples are an erogenous zone.

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>>78670129
Are you fat? Do you have your own freedom scooter?

>>78670258
Their whole body is one big erogenous zone. But most guys and virgins here literally think they need big dick to perform. It is almost like sex education doesnt exists or something.

>>78670027
>If you want to please your girl
Kill yourself, her feelings are irrelevant. Women are nothing but expensive cunts, their only purpose to make you, the man, feel nice. They are fleshlights with legs, nothing more.

>>78670027
>this is what dicklets actually believe

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>>78670502
Ok bro.

>>78670544
https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceflared
Extra large?

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>tfw you realise women have nothing to offer you

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>>78670656
>bad-dragon.com

>>78670656
>That thousand-cock stare
Yeah I'll take my hand thx

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>>78670684
Not even cuddling and petting?

>>78670774
kek are you a homo

>>78668117
feel for u op

>>78670774
Don't really care for that desu

>tfw women will rather fuck horsies and doggies over you

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>>78670796
I like to stick my dick into vagina. How much homo is that?

>>78670835
That is pretty sad.

>>78670845
Doggos can fetch, beg, roll over, look cute, lick, fuck, bark and fight other doggos and niggers.

What can do (You)?

>>78670924
I'm happy and content, what's sad about that?

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Start attaining qualities attractive to women then you useless whining cunts. How is making a thread on a Nepalese embroidery association going to improve anything? You're just fishing for "i know that feel bro" or "fuck women they're all whores" to fuel your pity mental masturbation. If you actually want to solve the problem, the solution is surprisingly simple: get a job, work out, get interesting and practice talking to people. There's nothing else to it. Stop making these threads and stop making up excuses for yourself. You're the only person standing in your way.

>>78670656
Yea sure, guess you'll not be owning any designer bags for awhile.

>>78671001
t. 6'2"+ chad

>>78671029
I'm 5'7" with literal autism you whiny bitch.

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>>78670960
So you dont have that biological imperative to pursue girls and do stuff with them? Or do you curb it via fapping to porn a lot?

I know finland is full of autism (just look at how you stand in line at bus stop for example), but still with enough vodka as social lubricant you should want something right?

>>78671011
Nah, it is just counter to argument you need big dick to perform. Btw the janine is wild ride, but you havent heard that from me.

>>78671097
Not really, too much of a hassle to have to deal with other people

>>78671179
That's why you'll die alone.

You could always just turn gay.

>>78671344
>that's why you'll die alone
Yes I am aware of the fact

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>>78671179
Dem, it has to be hard to be introverted finn. Still, i bet you have parents to talk with. Ask them what do they think of your long term goal aka dying alone.

I bet they want grandchildren.

>>78671496
Haven't talked to my parents in ~3 weeks desu

>>78671496
>>78671097

I'm not introverted and my parents are aware that I won't give them grandchildren. Like that Finn bro, I cannot find the motivation to get a gf. Not even with vodka.

>>78671544
>>78671582
Maybe you arent old enough, who knows how you will feel in next 5 years. Still you should pursue girls a bit. It is like having friend who sometimes nag you and sometimes rape you.

>>78671544
I just hope you talked to somebody in last 3 weeks. Dont become hermit!

>>78671777
I have friends, just no interest in a relationship, not now or the foreseeable future

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>no woman wants to talk about history, anime, or military hardware with me
Fuck those insipid, vain bitches. I will never love someone who cannot love what I love.

>>78671777
Nice digits. I'm old enough to be married with children, yet a woman is not in my list of priorities. I haven't been in love before, and I don't believe I will ever be. So far I have only dated one woman, and the experience made it clear to me that relationships aren't for me.

>>78671976
>history
Just date history teacher.
>anime
Look into /cm, /y, /u for female weebs there.

>>78672089
>experience
Try again
>In romance, people with the INTJ personality type approach things the way they do with most situations: they compose a series of calculated actions with a predicted and desirable end goal – a healthy long-term relationship. Rather than falling head over heels in a whirlwind of passion and romance, INTJs identify potential partners who meet a certain range of pre-determined criteria, break the dating process down into a series of measurable milestones, then proceed to execute the plan with clinical precision.

>Sentiment, tradition, and emotion are INTJs’ Achilles Heel. Social standards like chivalry are viewed by INTJs as silly, even demeaning. The problem is, these standards have developed as a means of smoothing introductions and developing rapport, of managing expectations, the basis of personal relationships. INTJs’ propensity for frank honesty in word and action tends to violate this social contract, making dating especially difficult for them.

>If they are shot down too many times they may come to the conclusion that everyone else is simply too irrational, or simply beneath them intellectually. If cynicism takes hold, INTJs may end up falling into the trap of intentionally displaying intellectual arrogance, making solitude their choice rather than happenstance.

>This antipathy to rules and tendency to over-analyze and be judgmental, even arrogant, all adds up to a personality type that is often clueless in dating. Having a new relationship last long enough for INTJs to apply the full force of their analysis on their potential partner’s thought processes and behaviors can be challenging. Trying harder in the ways that INTJs know best can only make things worse, and it’s unfortunately common for them to simply give up the search. Ironically, this is when they’re at their best, and most likely to attract a partner.

>>78672089
Aside from being old enough to be married with children, pretty much the same to a letter here

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How to we fix western "men" so they are marriage material again?

I am married and I didn't want a relationship in the first place. The only winning move is not to play.

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>>78672413
There is nothing to fix, natural selection will remove them from gene pool. Sad thing is that only the most stupid and most poor have a lot of children. Future is full of brown stupid poor people.

>>78672482
>married
So you have woken up one morning and found out you are married to some girl out of nowhere? Are you drunk hanz?

>>78672413
What do you mean
I would marry this man

>>78672564
That's not what I meant. I met the love of my life at the point where I gave up on women and refused to date anyone. She was really persistent though and I eventually dated her.
I had a bad hangover on our wedding day though.

>>78672564
slavshit scum is trying to lecture human beings on dating and relationships?
lol go back to working on a potato field, Pavel

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>>78672813
How old were you and how old was she when she started "hunting you down"? And do you regret your marriage?

>>78672844
Go take more krokodil and watch out for aids ivan.

>>78672884
I got married 2 years ago. I am 29 and my wife 24 now. She started bugging me 2 years before that, so when I was 24 and she was 20.
I regret nothing though, she is the best thing that ever happened to my life and I am happily married. She is slav though and I am half slav. I wouldn't touch a German girl at all.

>>78673268
What is wrong with german women?
That manly face? Attitude like robot?
>i dont have any experience with german women at all

>>78671001
>Start attaining qualities attractive to women then
How do I become 6'4 and handsome??!

>>78673426
Most gfs I had were Germans and they were fucking awful.
German girls are obsessed with self-discovery and are incapable of making life-making decisions at the same time. They also treat marriages just like a relationship with a contract that can be ended when they don't feel like anymore. I keep hearing German couples talk about having special agreements about sharing their shit at divorce.
How are you supposed to lead a serious marriage when divorce is always an option when you "don't feel like it" instead of working on your marriage life?

>>78673630
you sound like a beta provider. pretty sure that syrian guy who fixes your bathroom sometimes fucks your beloved wifey while you are at work earning money that your wifey spends on sex toys for their dates

>>78673440
I know robots like you might not want to think this, but women aren't some bestial animals. They're humans like you and me. And like you and me they have a varied taste. Plenty of short average looking guys get to score. It's not some big fucking conspiracy working against you, it's yourself. With that kind of mindset even some who was 6'4 and handsome would still be a fucking loser because they'd always find something they didn't like about themselves.

>>78673688
Ar least we don't have Chechens and Churkas cucking us here while the Russian alpha male continues shooting himself with krokodil.
Also, I fix all the shit at home myself, I am not a retard who can't work with tools.

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>>78673630
>marriages like a relationship with a contract
The meme about robots was true after all.
>sharing their shit at divorce
So like they divorce, but keep living together? Then what is the point of divorce? What? Is this open relationship in practice?

Good luck with your marriage. Dont forget to ask her on "dates" even years into marriage. The bitches need periodical emotional upkeep and hear the word love often to stay happy.

>>78673688
This was awfully rude ivan.

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I wish i could keep a relationship in winter so i can cuddle with a gf that is wearing a sweater
Being an orphan i was never hugged or touched. Im an emotional cripple and am a husk of a man as i get told a lot, no feelings for anything.
Instead of crying i just get liquid shits.
I dont understand the emotional side of a relationship i am obligated to fulfill, girls are stupid.
But i do enjoy the warmth of another human that enjoys my warmth as well.
Sex can be bought and it is very overrated if you havent had any yet, its not as glorious as you think it is, sure its good, it feels good, but its physical and you get over it fast.
I need love, which is impossible to find.
I hate these kind of threads, they make me write dumb shit

>>78673831
>Ar least
>Ar

>nervous cuckboy is making excuses and trying to justify his pathetic marriage
so sweet

>>78673875
Thanks buddy. I still bring her flowers and shit and date her. Women want to be treated like women after all.

>>78673630
here 75% of all marriages end up in divorce within the first decade

just say no kids

>>78668117
>women
how about men?

>>78673875
Forgot to add. I meant that when a couple divorces they split up their stuff like they agreed in the contract to avoid lawsuits.
It's like drawing a line through your house and saying "when we divorce I get to keep this half of the stuff and you the other half" before even starting the marriage. It's ridiculius.

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>>78673909
>dont understand the emotional side of relationship
No boy ever understood this. That is normal.
>obligated to fill
This one is easy. Smile, look into their eyes, talk with them and spam invitation on dates and then netflix and chill. Everything else can be solved by good conversation and communication. Simply ask them about anything you arent sure. Sooner or later some qtie will explain it to you.

How many girls have you asked on date in the last 2 years?

>>78674082
Yeah, just remember to do it "randomly". Dont do flowers on monday, sex on tuesday, dinner at friday. And hugs are super cheap but super effective.

>>78674234
That happens here too to some degree. It is rather practical imho.

>>78674341
It may be practical, but it also allows carelessness and distrust in each other. And a relationship heavily relies on mutual trust.

>>78674341
>How many girls have you asked on date in the last 2 years?
asked 5 and one of them was a gf but we broke up months ago

>>78668117
My Southern charme is always what gets me the women. Black mysterious eyes, dark hair, big muscles, tanned skin.

>>78674660
Then ask more? I mean gf wont spawn in your basement out from thin air. Somebody has to chase them, will it be you?

>>78674685
>big muscles
Pics or didnt happen.

>>78674734
I'm Greek

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>>78670027
That's way too much effort desu.

>>78674734
How you doin?
I dont care if you have a dick, just put green duct tape on your balls so that mine and your balls dont touch.
We can pretend and role play that we are trying to get pregnant, but thats borderline gay so we will be careful

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>>78674747
My bad. Of course you are greek.

>>78674751
>that pic
>dont want to keep house clean
Lol. Natural selection at its best. Does greeks keep their home clean or is that considered subhuman?

>>78674797
Lul.

>>78674917
I am not Greek.

I fucking hate it when a bitch starts replying to everyone expecting you's as the thread is entirely about her. Xer. Or xim, whatever.
Who the fuck do you think you are and what the fuck are you going to do with all the imaginary attention?
And dont bother replying to me, fuck off. There is probably a reason you are here giving your idiotic 'advice' in this hell hole. Probably a fucking wreck of a person who is probably ugly and unloved, or even worse, a rotting one that will soon hit 30 and has no man to take care of her.

>>78672240
> Try again
To make the effort to attract a woman, first I would have to find a woman that I like. That's the main bottleneck in my situation. I'm not attracted to easy women, and in my mind an easy woman is a woman I can get with little effort. So if I can seduce a woman, she's not worth my time; if I can't seduce a woman, she's not worth my effort. The only logical action is not to try.

>>78675039
get some green duct tape and pork grease
wink wink little twink

>>78675019
this tbqh

>>78675091
a bottle of chloroform isn't that expensive and goes a long way

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>>78675019
I am sorry for triggering your autism. Is it really that hard to imagine somebody enjoying getting (You)s and some social interaction and shitposting at the same time?

Sorry again by disturbing your safe bubble by not posting i am greek and other int memes all over again. Btw if you dont like this, why are you here? Hide, report, ignore you greek subhuman.

>>78675039
That sounds like tough situation. But have you considered that every woman want to be seduced in the end? It would be sad if they never put out.

you arent getting it

>>78675241
What's the point then? Where is the merit? A good hunter is the one able to kill an animal that nobody else was able to hunt. If the prey is actively looking to be killed, there is no point in hunting. Analogously, the best salesman is the one who convinces you to buy something you don't want or need. If flirting is a game or an act, thank you but I'll rather not participate.

>>78668117
Offer them your BBC my black friend

>>78675657
Nice proxy, Canada

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>>78675641
>What's the point then?
To have unprotected sex, impregnate the best partner you can get your hands on, have few babies, give them your life values and ensure they will be happy and healthy and repeat the cycle while giving your life some meaning, purpouse and happiness.

Otherwise you dont even have to go to work. What is the point of having money if you have nothing worthwhile to spend them on? Cheers!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRqu0YOH14

Also sex is pretty fun.

>>78675241
mlady, not him but you need to know not all bosnians are assholes and jerks like he is, we are genuinely good people and respect our women
He is a fucking autist, isnt he, saying shit like that, getting triggered. Good job piercing his bubble and everything. You give out good advice and im wondering why arent you on a superior website than this, most of the people here are assholes like he is, they dont deserve you.
your hair is like a field of wheat, reminds me of milk and honey, it is not normal how good you are and what i would do to you

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Such is life

>>78675916
You are like that kid who doesnt want to play with toy, but the moment any other child is having fun with it, he gets jealous and try to destroy any fun the others have.

Grow up?

Beating women is the ultimate redpill
Not like punching her, kicking and breaking her bones, just gently slap her, or hit her so that it doesnt leave marks.
Allahu Ekber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCyJsvnE7qA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NAIBKk_SLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51uVBKPDROw

>>78673706
>women have varied taste
Good looking 6'4 with blonde hair blue eyes or good looking brown hair with green eyes or good looking dark brown hair with dark eyes. Very diverse taste

just pretend that you do.

I'm 27 years old in a few months, the only job I've ever had was given to me by my uncle and I suck at it.
my car and all my savings were given to me by my mum.

Do I tell women that? no. I can still see them for a few months until they find out.

>>78668117
Mods really need to start banning these fucking r9k threads.

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>tfw I'm literally too smart for a gf
I need to dumb myself down somehow when talking to girls.

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>>78668117
>yfw you realize that fleshlight and VR helmet is superior to w*men in every way imaginable

>>78677453
Try talking to a smart one, oh wait such a thing doesnt fucking exist ahahahahahhh

>tfw you do have things to offer women but you're 5'5"

serious question: what is a site where i can discuss how much a loser i am other than /int/?

/r9k/ is just the same 5 threads all day every day and the people are very hateful so actual discussion on how to feel better isn't possible. reddit is either normies giving bro-tier advice or you get downvoted immediately for saying something that doesn't conform 100% to the subreddit's opinion. IRC is cool but it takes a while to be a part of the circlejerk and once you are it's hard to talk about real stuff because you want to keep up a good impression (i guess it's the same with modern replacements like discord).

honestly feel like i'm out of options here, and /int/ doesn't technically allow these kinds of discussions.

>>78668117
Respect? ;n;

>>78678758
/adv/

>>78678758
>discuss how much a loser i am
y tho?

>>78679199
/adv/ is just normie-tier advice as well, plus i feel like the average age on that board is about 16

>>78679428
just to have someone to talk to. what's great about fast boards on 4chan is that there's always someone there and you get a response in minutes.

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>>78668958
it takes my mom 2 minutes to weave in at a t-intersection

I seriously doubt she would have ever gotten together with anyone if my dad didn't approach her

>>78669058
that is why we have to genetically engineer men to be less thirsty and women to be more thirsty.

>>78678758
Literally anywhere. The key point is to find somebody willing to listen aka friend.

So what is wrong with your life german bro? Why do you call yourself loser instead of ubermensch?

>>78683299
that's not the point, i mean some place where you can just send whatever you think out into the ether and see what people think

>>78676659
Yep, can't help those who don't want to help themselves.

>>78687512
That is called blog. The only provlem is that nobody will be willing to read it. Try devianart. Or tumbrl.