WELLY WELLY WELLY WELLY WELLY WELL edition
THE
Why brits are so ugly?
ANIME and so on
decided not to go hiking
can't be fucked
>>78660409
>posts an american person
anime
animee
animeee
anim e
>>78660418
what's that got to do with your hiking mate hahahaha x
The Medici Bank was a financial institution created by the Medici family in Italy during the 15th century. Estimating their wealth in today's money is difficult and imprecise.
The London branch of the Medici bank had already been dropped as a full partnership in 1465.
The branch had loaned far too much to the Lancastrian rebels.
Piero tried to wind up the London branch and recover as much of the loans made to Edward IV as possible
The succeeding Tudors chose never to pay off the outstanding Plantagenet debt.
>>78660409
that's a canadian you dumb trumptard
might go to bed
Just remembered the time I went to the Uni nurse about a bad ankle and it turned out she was an STD nurse and her office was an STD clinic
people saw me walk in
mental how you trust your life with food and drink companies
I mean like any disgruntled worker could stash something lethal in
>>78660476
the amount of shit and piss you consume from them over your lifetime is astronomical
>>78660501
nice
>>78660420
>>78660456
decent posts
>>78660408
>>78660418
>>78660434
>>78660458
>>78660465
>>78660476
indifferent about these
>>78660409
>>78660415
>>78660423
>>78660427
dire posts
should i do a sex wee?
every day bro
yank fast food workers (you know who) often spit in the food among other stuff
england is my city
JUST woke up
Canadians are handsome you Thanksgiving dinner fucker.
>>78660385
hey
i was thinking of posting this
get out of my head
>>78660532
leaving negative feedback on your profile for this
anime
Would love to have sex just once or twice in my life :/
succumbing to a wank
>>78660476
I unironically have an allotment and grow most of my own vegetables. I only shop local too. Everything grown and sold in season is a million times tastier than buying from the supermarkets.
succumbing to a sleep
>>78660547
only if you don't tip them
>>78660547
good
The Medici family handled the moving of the Papal revenues, paying out designated subsidies to countries fighting the Islamic and heathen Turks and fees etc.
Accounts with the Medici were kept secret[90] and generally free from prying, ecclesiastical eyes, especially in the case of discretionary deposits.
The Medicis tried breaking the Turkish monopoly of alum imported from the Middle East.
Buying Turkish alum was declared by the Pope to be utterly immoral.
They then exploited the Ischia mines signing a 25-year cartel agreement to restrict output and boost prices by only selling at a fixed price.
This cartel flagrantly violated the teachings of the church. It was justified by saying the revenue would be used to fight heathens.
>>78660385
If /brit/ were that movie I would be Alex and you all would be my droogs
>>78660532
Downvote
>yanks waiters will literally shit all over your food if you don't tip them at least 20%
>>78660547
>>78660452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSYp33F_0Ss
I too, have played assasin's creed 2
>>78660532
>>78660420
>>78660456
downvoted
>>78660563
sort yourself out la
i'm about to go to bed
worked 12 hours at the plant today and am looking at 14+ hours tomorrow
hopefully only 9 or 10 hours friday when mr noseberg lets us go early
had an amazing lucid dream lads, all my problems were solved
NEED to do a permanent sleep
If /brit/ were a movie how would it end?
>>78660644
everyone dies
>>78660629
and you have to PAY them to do the same here
broken britain
>>78660644
it was all just a dream/comatose hallucination
the goal
Doing a double wankburger hold the pickles.
>>78660629
you tip them after you've eaten
>>78660623
>howdy boys yehaaawww my dudalicous droogs FUEEGOOO
Gonna be visiting Cornwall and Cambridge during my next England trip, meaning plenty of travelling by train. Am I in for a comfy ride or is shit fucked?
never quite understood the yank tipping frenzy here people think you're a weirdo if you slip a a bill for the waiter
>>78660699
youre down south so shouldnt be too bad
Need to get up at 7 tomorrow but can't sleep :/
What should I do?
>>78660699
comfy but expensive. trains here are stupidly priced but then again a cup of tea costs £17 in Norway so it shouldn't be too bad
>>78660563
We all go to bed anon tomorow for example i should work.
Just kidding
>italy
>work
>>78660679
the official car of the depressed overnight dad in his 40s
>>78660724
lol do italians also do siesta
>>78660699
sack off cornwall it's a shithole unless you have a car
>>78660717
post frugs
>>78660644
*Internet surveillance laws are passed and a major crackdown on /brit/ posters is started*
*montage of various famous /brit/ personalities being dragged away to prison*
*Here's To You Nicola and Bart start's playing*
*screen fades to black*
was next to a norwegian couple and their son on the tube today
thought they were dutch but then saw the flag on their suitcase
going to hit the sack now will go missing for a week x bye
>>78660738
literally nothing wrong with Cornwall apart from Newquay
>>78660717
why do you need to get up at 7?
>>78660763
why a week
>>78660760
was the mum fit
>>78660776
going to the sea
>>78660740
>>78660773
Just have to okay no need for details
>>78660760
*group of 15 Spanish students flood your carriage and start speaking loudly*
Film 4 show some good films
>>78660721
I'll make up for the train tickets in the hundreds of pounds I won't have to spend on Norwegian alcohol and meals
>>78660738
I'm glad it's a short stay then
>>78660744
Perfect
>>78660784
not really she was a lot older than me (19)
they seemed nice enough, kept smiling at me
>>78660735
Yeah, usually after we eat a tacos
>>78660717
U should sleep anon, it's not healthy to sleep less than 8 hours
*sits in your reserved seat*
>>78660456
a canadian descended from british emigrants and colonists
point refuted
>>78660830
is that the prime minister of ireland ?
http://i.4cdn.org/s/1502992846235.jpg
wtf I love england now
>>78660839
England has nothing to do with Canada
We literally live in a society where traitors aren't hung drawn and quartered.
>>78660826
Don't feel like sleeping
Also don't want tomorrow to come and sleeping speeds things up
>>78660826
any time i sleep during the day (usually during an already-disturbed schedule) i just have vivid and disturbing dreams
>England has nothing to do with Canada
Is it noncey to date a 16 year old if I'm 24?
asking fr a mate
>>78660875
nah
>>78660875
yes
>>78660852
grim
>>78660875
very
>>78660856
this
>b-b-but what about that one time 100s of years ago etc.
lol
>>78660852
how'd you get this picture of me mam
England has everything to do with Canada
>>78660793
Mate, you'll do fine. Once you start A Levels your GCSEs become basically irrelevant.
>>78660744
progressives encouraging their children to become transgender is just neo-Moloch worship.
>>78660875
half your age plus seven
>>78660875
yes
fucking nonce twat alerting the authorities right now
business idea: a highly realistic mmo where playing a female gives you lower strength attributes and no benefit
>>78660893
England has nothing to do with America either thankfully.
>>78660849
taoiseach?
>>78660880
>>78660882
>>78660888
getting mixed messages here lads
like it'll stop me
>>78660793
underage
**filters yanks**
haha woops my finger slipped
>>78660916
>no benefit
would much rather have been born a female tbf
not using my extra strength as it is
>>78660744
THE LAST AND FINAL MOMENT IS YOURS
>>78660904
Not even gcses lmao it's work related
>>78660932
Fuck off
>>78660858
Sorry usually at what hour you go to sleep?
>>78660947
About now
Und weil der Mensch ein Mensch ist
>>78660950
>underage
>post willy
>>78660950
NONCE
JANNY, HELP
why would you even want to date a 16 year old
don't care about the resident nonce-hunters ITT, it's just a bad idea. teenagers are dumb and annoying.
deleted my post because it seemed noncy
>>78660950
captcha: your through
>>78660977
because they're cute
>>78660985
>seemed nonce
You're a pedophile cunt mate I don't want you on my board ever again
>>78660985
i've got you now, SCUM
>>78661001
>>78661007
nah im 19 the judge will hear me out
should I go see the McGregor-Mayweather fight at the cinema?
>>78661007
why does it look like wayne rooney in the thumbnail?
>>78660950
>>78660985
this is what he posted btw
nonce twat
>why are you so quiet anon?
>>78660985
youve signed your own warrant by even breathing those words. its 10 years or more for you
>>78661022
Wayne Rooney is sooooo good because he JUST DOESN'T FALL!
>>78661011
Have you ever been bummed?
Would you like to be?
>>78660872
That's normal, sleep influence all our day we should never fucked up something so important, sorry maybe i'm exageratte a little
me n the lads
>>78661032
*shuffles feet*
*mumbles something and looks away from side to side*
>>78661032
literally got dragged out to the pub by some sort of ex-mates and there were girls there
felt so out of place i just got up and left after about 20 minutes, barely having said a word
>RAAAGH KILL THE NONCE
>>78661063
sounds worse than just sitting there actually
unless you did it in a cool mysterious manner
>>78661067
he isn't posting his willy fuck off
Bet the nonce is literally shitting himself rn
HAHAHA
>>78660956
9.30-10.30 is the best time to go to sleep, that's the hour i usually go to bed the morning i'm full of energy you should try
>>78661071
nah it was really autistic i'm fully aware
just couldnt stand it any longer
>>78661063
me during freshers week haha
>Broski glad you could make it! grab a beer where are your shorts?!
>>78661077
which one?
i wonder what JF opinions are on the man utd 1998/99 team?
hard to say really, there was no real great player in that squad other than Scholes (who wasn't even great at the time of the treble)
>>78661046
nah i think you're right, if i fall too out of balance i find myself not really being able to do anything or function properly
>>78661091
this is a hollister not a party
Adam Johnson fuck off
>>78661098
keane > shcoles
>>78661032
literally how do you answer this
>>78661067
is this mob directed at the guy having sex with a 16 year old or the guy asking for dick pics
>>78661096
You know the one
>>78661107
not the fucking point
>>78661112
always wondered this too
>>78661113
the anti-nonce mob gets angry when anons say they find 18 year olds attractive sometimes
>>78661098
roy keane was literally one of the best midfielders in the world that season
Anime
>>78661109
at the treble winning time, yeah, for sure.
Keane in the final would've been an easy 3-1 or even 3-0 game for Man Utd.
DELETE ALL PORNS FROM YOUR STORAGE
I REPEAT
DELETE ALL PORNS FRON YOUR STORAGE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE KINGDOM IS COMING
so..this is the power of pol....
>>78661110
based
>>78661140
agreed completely, refer to:
>>78661146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3pRj7hJsS4
>>78661155
these guys need to go to a gym
>>78661098
Nonsense lad, Schmiecel, Irwin, Giggsy, all contended for greatest player in their position at that point.
>>78661176
stopped watching when america showed up
>>78661199
>>78661176
not cos i hate america, cos it doesnt make sense.
business idea: right-wing communes
>>78661174
lol Swansea signed Sam Clueless as a replacement for Sigurdsson. Swansea are finished
>>78661213
thanks for clarifying
>>78661176
A lot of people don't know that the British empire was the largest in the history of the world for some reason
>>78661227
isn't that a business park?
Why won't you give sovereignty to the Scots, Welsh and Irish? They just want their own home and be left in peace.
>>78661255
No they don't.
>>78661174
even outside of keane and scholes there were other players who could be deemed world class
peter schmeichal was a top goalkeeper
jaap stam was one of the best centre-backs
Dwight Yorke was the top scorer in the premier league
david beckham came second in the fifa world player of the year awards that year, only beaten by Rivaldo
>>78661155
Kek well at least 2 of them are white
>>78660936
queer
>>78661255
they should probably stop voting against it then
>>78661186
i don't know about that really, I can't see Irwin doing well in a different team.
Giggs was also relatively overrated imo, I imagine there were a number of superior wingers at the time.
I get a feeling even though it's a massive cliche, that the class of 92 actually was a thing and it was team work rather than individual ability that won them the CL
>>78661112
>>78661032
I just say I have nothing to say
>>78661270
>still underrating Giggsy
Sad!
New Foo Fighters is absolutely disastrous
>>78661266
Yeah, they do. What's with William Wallace and the IRA during the troubles? They were screaming for independence during their times.
>>78661236
>French only ever ruled 8% of the world at most
>Anglo master race a WHOPPING 25.2%
Frogs btfo forever.
>>78660591
Always surprised by this, although it's common knowledge. How many people have *really* tasted a tomato?
How do you feel about Mad Mitch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=979olNsCN4w
Was he a hero or a psycho?
what is this pepe meant to be
>>78661236
>Achaemenid - 44.48% of the world population
mad cunts
imagine being canada where your biggest immigration problem is rich chinks buying property
they don't know how lucky they have it
>>78661293
Did they get political?
massive mohammed
>>78661337
Idk it's just a shit song
Not that I expected anything good
>>78661302
It's actually 21% but under different governments. Reread the list.
>>78661288
Giggs really wasn't overrated mate. He held the left midfield despite competition from Cantona, Solskjaer, Veron, even Ronaldo. He's the most decorated player in football history. Dunno what he needs to do to get a break desu.
I'm not even a United fan.
>>78661302
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_time_zones_by_country
SUN NEVER SETS
I'm about to watch Get Carter (1971).
What can I expect?
doing a watch
Yip
>>78661336
they have problems with merely a few thousand of asylum seekers when europe deals with a few hundred thousand
>A Canadian opposition MP has accused Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of "giving false hope to people crossing the border".
MP Michelle Rempel said on Wednesday that a refugee-friendly message is misleading asylum seekers about how welcoming the country is to claimants.
>More than 11,300 people have illegally entered Canada from the US this year.
>The influx coincides with the election of US President Donald Trump, who stood on an anti-immigration platform.
>Mr Trudeau, on the other hand, has spoken of Canada welcoming refugees, saying in January: "To all those fleeing persecution, terror and war, Canadians will welcome you."
>But in the first two weeks of August, more than 3,600 people crossed into the country from the US. As a result, processing and sheltering the migrants has put a strain on government resources.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41018187
>>78661320
X men dude
>>78661270
i understand what you're saying, and of course they're going to receive accolades for of course they won the CL.
I just wonder though is it English media hype or were they really that good/do other countries think the team were that good?
What difference is there between the opinions of the Man Utd squad or the Borussia Dortmund squad who won the CL two years earlier. Lets be honest, the Man Utd squad didn't really build off their success and did become quite a mediocre team just a couple of years later, is that a sign of the players ability?
>>78661367
the bit where there talking about the post malone dox is so cringe
>>78661336
Actually our biggest immigration problem now is a bunch of Yanks and people Yanks can't keep proper control of illegally crossing the border trying to claim refugee status.
me in the middle
>>78661415
your baby too?
>>78661415
>tfw you will never take a big anglo dick while being half as tall as him
>>78661405
Haha saved
imagine being a wagecuck spending your time at work and a portion of that is spent on accommodating immigrants
>>78661353
>he held off left midfield from a center forward, a striker, a midfielder and a 18 year old
all i'm going to say about Giggs is, his peak was when football in England and Wales was absolute shit, so shit most of the MOTD highlights would've been bad tackles and mistakes leading to goals.
All I will say about Giggs is even though he lasted for fucking ever and even silenced a RM Ronaldo before Nani's sending off at nearly the age of 40, he doesn't have GOAT status. He could never single handily carry his team as he didn't quite have that attacking ability.
*pip pip cheerios at you*
jiggly wet tits
state of you unts
Ughh!!! The 190 year old virgin is here
>>78661480
Wew lad
>>78661478
Not having it mate, respect the Giggsy
Most decorated player in football history with 34 trophies
Has won a record 13 top division English league titles as a player, and only Manchester United player to have winner's medals from all 13 Premier League title wins.
Most Premier League appearances for a player, with 632.[165]
Most Premier League assists for a player, with 162.[165]
Most UEFA Champions League assists for a player, with 30; tied with Cristiano Ronaldo
Only player to have played in 22 successive Premier League seasons.
Only player to have scored in 21 successive Premier League seasons.
Only player to have scored in 17 different Champions League tournaments (includes 11 consecutive tournaments, 1996–97 to 2006–07; only Raúl has a better record with 14)
Most goals by a British player in the Champions League/European Cup proper history, and 14th overall (not including preliminary rounds).[166]
Most appearances by a Manchester United player.
Most starts by a Manchester United player, started in 794 games.
First player to score 100 Premier League goals for Manchester United.
Second midfielder to have scored 100 goals in the Premier League for a single club (first being Matt Le Tissier).
One of four Manchester United players to win two Champions League Medals (others are Paul Scholes, Gary Neville and Wes Brown).
Oldest (37 years, 289 days) player to score in the Champions League, when he scored against Benfica on 14 September 2011.[88]
One of two Manchester United Players to win at least 10 Top division medals (the other one is Paul Scholes.)
Oldest (38 years, 243 days) player to score in the Football competition at the Summer Olympics, when he scored against United Arab Emirates on 29 July 2012.
Absolute fucking emotional choon to do a cry to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OO2PuGz-H8
>>78661520
BASED BETTS
>>78661415
Is this a historical example of the runtoid race.
Why don't Brits just admit that the American pronunciation of "z" is far superior?
>By gumbo, chaps! Pardon my foul language, gentle-sirrahs. What ever shall we call this "z" contraption?
>Why, my good fellow, it's called Zed
Name a word where it makes the "zed" sound.
>p-p-pls watch your jewtube link i've posted
HOWLING at these desperate cunts
>>78661553
here's my late night emotional choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8
>>78661564
I've literally never seen anyone claim this. lefty strawmans are especially bad
>>78661582
zee sounds stupid
>>78661597
Fucking hell he can play that thing
>>78661605
zed sounds like the name of a gay stripper
>>78661603
The Golden One
Heineken is shit.
What a waste of money
>>78661564
>the ancient Romans were blond
Correct.
The following Roman gods are said to have had blond hair: Amor, Apollo, Aurora, Bacchus, Ceres, Diana, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Minerva and Venus.
Augustus (founder of the Roman Empire), Nero, Lucius, and Commodus were blondes as well (not counting later Romano-Christian history)
is b is britain pronounced bed lmao
>>78661620
zeds dead baby
I hope china and india make nice
>>78661630
Oh my God shut the fuck up
>>78661640
that's china and pakistan
>>78661603
>never seen anyone claim this
>someone claims it a few posts later
tickles my pickle tbqh
>>78661640
extremely gay
>>78661650
>grrr how dare that guy post facts
The only person who gets mad at these things are immigrants desu
>>78661631
>is b is
learn some basic grammar you stupid twat
>>78661650
Fuck off back to your own general, you screeching unwanted fucking leprechaun
>>78661650
he's right, they probably used to be fairer in the past than they are now. they probably mixed with moors between ancient times and modern times
>>78661628
could you link me where he says caesar was scandinavian?
>>78661650
this
>>78661678
Im not mad, im just sick of hearing this shite. Show me some accounts or sources to back up your post.
>>78661684
The so called autismal rage
>>78661681
HEIL HITLER!!! 14/88
>>78661681
Heil Hitler!
>>78661667
there's a bit of a difference between saying some were blonde and caesar was scandinavian don't you think, my brainlet friend?
>>78661691
This
... thisiswhyi'mgettingoutofthiscountry getmeoutofthiscountrythissecond i'llgotoamericaandnevercomebacktothiscountry please getmethere now ...
>>78661681
Heil !!!
still giggling at this
>>78661703
"Blonde" wikipedia article, dumbo
>>78661656
yeah but it could be china and india and pakistan
they could all be friends
>>78661756
*spergs out*
NOOOOOO THIS ISN'T A SOURCE THIS CAN'T BE TRUE
>>78661739
roflmao
Please post Hitler/Nazi webms
...woah...
>>78661739
roflcopter
>>78661767
>All 3 of them conspire together to invade the West by systematicallu immigrating, working low skilled jobs and prepare for the next world war.
>>78661098
Was a good team
Not my personal favorite or anything but memorable
>>78661739
I'm glad he's a success. I never knew that you can make a living reviewing fast food but he did it wearing an untailored suit
lottie you hottie
my mate showed me reviewbrah the other day
surreal
I'm.
Slipping below the water line.
>>78661853
see a peng girl walking around campus this year and last, has very nice legs, looks to be like 4'11. redhead. what do i do
Aisha's cat is so cute
>>78661886
pics
Why dont continentals get violent when they're drunk?
Cut my life into pieces...
>>78661898
>>78661903
They're civilized
>There are people who want to dismantle the British state and eradicate British people and culture who are allowed the right to vote
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Why aren't these people hanging on executioners hill?
>>78661942
Bit hyperbolic
peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng
peng peng peng peng peng peng peng pengpeng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng
>>78661950
Was his foot backwards?
>>78661954
>>78661972
go back to sleep
spent 30 minutes trying to wank it to 3D girls then switched to 2D and came in 5 minutes not sure if i should be concerned
>>78661954
>>78661972
Hit the sack, antipodean
>>78661977
go to sleep
>>78661990
wish i could mate wish i could
>>78661534
cats don't live 190 years
>>78661953
Channel 4 have literally made a series glorying Islamic State. I can't comprehend the world I live in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyNkxTd31A
>>78662007
yeah thats fucked up
thats really fucked up
britains fucked lol
>>78661909
>>78662023
to sleep
>>78662007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKL9b5-DL4A
>>78662045
roflmao cannae if i tried
>>78662007
I knew you "lot" hated us, but this really irks me. My opinion of the British is virtually zero at this point
>>78662007
ahaha what the fuck is this
>>78662007
jesus fucking chirst
>>78662007
the STATE ahahah
>>78662073
>I knew you "lot" hated us,
stopped reading foy
>>78662007
it doesn't glorify them you fucking mong it has things like people being tortuted for disobeying orders
>>78662077
Is there a specific word for this kind of behavior? ass-kissing everyone and being a prick about everything? Can we just invent it and call it "canadian"
>>78662125
Good post
foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy
>>78662125
cannae breathe
foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy
foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy foy
>cannae
>flag: united states
>>78662120
They don't deserve any form of sympathy even through a drama. Anybody who goes to join ISIS deserves a bullet right through the eyes, doesn't matter if they're a 16 year old girl or a 30 year old fighting male.
>>78662007
I don't quite get this
Is the point to show it like the idealised version that retards think daesh is like but then it shows off something more realistic a couple of episodes in? Or is it just all the way through "its not that bad :^)"
>>78662172
look at me
yanks are the real irish now
>>78662178
have you actually seen it?
>>78662174
me in the car
>>78662174
DEJA VU
Robert II, Count of Artois, as a young man Robert was fond of practical jokes.
He built a pleasure garden at his walled park. It included monkey marionettes, a sundial supported by lions, mechanized birds, and mechanized fountains.
Robert loved pranks. His garden also had:
>A statue that squirted water at people that walked past
>A trapdoor that dropped people onto a feather bed
>A hose pipe that squirted water up ladies' dresses
>A statue that squawked like a parrot
>a room that greeted people with a thunderstorm as they opened the door.
As a prank, Robert also brought falcons into church and owned a pet wolf.
His garden was destroyed by English soldiers in the sixteenth
He died at the Battle of the Golden Spurs.
hi
>>78662174
hate israel but that kid ran right into the car
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
>post in /brit/
>irish flag
new
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
>>78662174
>car runs over palestinian boy
100 years ago, he would be considered a man. Also, the car was being attacked
>>78662191
cool