/brit/

>excluding Italians
Not cool /brit/.

just had satisfying unconsensual sex with your mother

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

will be starting freshers at 20 years old lmao

>>78659071
which one are they in the pic

File: IMG_1361.jpg (681KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

681KB, 2048x1536px

the lads

p-nus

File: minotaur.png (998KB, 1280x738px) Image search: [Google]

998KB, 1280x738px

anime

>>78658941
But they'd bully me.

>>78658957
Not that long for a greentext

>>78658970
I always think with my dick. It's free entertainment. After spunking I would cuddle and be in total bliss.

I've given up on relationships. Not that fussed on fucking either but this was an open goal I feel bad for missing

>>78659004
High test.

>>78659082
4th from the top.

too afraid to even try online dating

>>78659085
ew

>>78659087
this building is in india right? if i recall well it's inhabited by a rich bloke and his family, nothing more

when I was a fresher I was like, why do everyone hate freshers?

Now I just don't want to act like they're the first person to mention my accent for like the 1000th time.

File: 1482848560979.png (186KB, 720x301px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 720x301px

>>78659074

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in /cum/ and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in /brit/, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

*says the n-word*

>>78659087
mad that this is literally one family house

>>78659085
>white genocide is a bad thi-

>>78659127
no need x

>>78659098
same
just the whole thought of taking pics of myself, putting them up etc makes me cringe in pain

>>78659093
she honestly just seemed drunk
but you have her number sooo

i have been on this shit general for 3 years and not once seen a picture of lisicki

>>78659127
OI

nigger

poo a'brewin bigly tbqh ngl la

File: 1486719152049.jpg (9KB, 190x205px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 190x205px

>>78659127

File: waifu.jpg (160KB, 950x1293px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 950x1293px

>>78659151
here you go

>>78659093
i think your interactions with her will be quite different when you'll be both sober
its like relationships created through mdma. its not the same in daylight

>>78659122
My uni doesn't have that attitude. I guess everyone at my uni is better than the one at yours

nigger
cracker
wop
wog
nip
gook
chink
sand nigger
snow monkey
honky
pikey
jive turkey
beaner
moon cricket
churka
kaffir
goy
heathen
savage
barbarian

Any cockney accent man in?

>>78659176
post a selfie you twat

#sexquestion

whats it like when a girl rides your dick?

>>78659071
I'm actually pale as fuck can i stay?

File: 1.gif (194KB, 500x389px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 500x389px

There was rivalry between the Capetians and the Plantagenêts.

Richard the Lionheart as the Plantagenêt king of England was more powerful than the Capetian king of France, despite the fact that Richard was a vassal of the French king.

From 1190 to 1192, Richard the Lionheart and Philip II of France joined each other on a Crusade, as each was wary that the other might invade his territory in his absence.

Richard was captured and imprisoned on the return journey to England.

In Richard's absence, his brother John revolted with the aid of Philip.

doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago

*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*

very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people

*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

>>78659184
maybe because you have a voice like dishwater senpai

what do 190cm study

>>78659207
no but if you need MLE/estuary im your man

Don't get how I'm supposed to get a job without any qualifications and a criminal record

All white men need to die

File: 1492514352827.gif (83KB, 268x265px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 268x265px

>>78659196
>berkeley

>>78659211
italians welcome

>>78659233
gay guys dicks

>>78659234
Don't even know what that is but do us a vocaroo

>>78659122
Where you from generally?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE

>>78659233
history of art

>>78659235
it really depends on whats written on your criminal record

>>78659210
Fun. Especially when she grinds

>>78659233
law at liverpool uni

>>78659235
what's on your dbs?

if it was something small it won't stay for long.

This just in: 190cm's dad is a snitch

>>78659235

start sucking knobs for a living

>>78659266
Drug possession (with intent to sell)

what's the best degree and why is it computer science?

>>78659291
Snitches get stitches

File: 1488178491048.jpg (21KB, 250x235px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 250x235px

Can hear my parents having sex

>>78659234
>MLE
my g didn't even know that was the name

>>78659235
same boat bruv <3

>>78659289
Are you a southern fairy then?

>>78659305
Petroleum engineering

big money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY59mR44TLs

watch this

IF YOU DARE

>>78659304
fucking idiot

File: 1480944801264.jpg (51KB, 515x600px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 515x600px

spontaneously crying again

>>78659311
'ger

>>78659305
an economics degree from LSE is the highest earning degree

>>78659235
> having a criminal record
How?

The only way I could get a criminal record is by being unnecessarily violent, unnecessarily greedy, or unnecessarily stupid. I do none of these things.

>>78659304
not that bad it just depends on what type of people you're going to fall into for your interviews and the field you're going to work in (if they're more tolerant and open or if it's old reactionary farts)

>>78659262
lol

>>78659344
what about post grad from lse

File: 1.jpg (158KB, 736x531px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 736x531px

King Philip wished to take control of Normandy. The castle at Château Gaillard was the key to the campaign.

A Frenchman named Galbert was able to swim to the island behind the castle and place his charges. The resulting inferno enabled the French to storm the island.

Meanwhile, the Anglo-Norman commander Roger de Lacy sent all non-combatants out of the castle.

At first the French let the refugees through their siege lines, but after a time began to refuse them passage.

Several hundred people ended up trapped between the besiegers and the castle as siege engines and archers exchanged fire over their heads.

There they remained for some time, starving until Philip relented and gave them food.

>>78659093
yh you fucked up, she handed herself to you on a silver platter

>>78659344
*yaaawwwnnn*

Is /brit/ the ugliest general on /int/?

>>78659344
LSE is paki central tho

>>78659341
>spontaneously crying again
What's wrong anon?

any coons in?

>>78659402
hahan alri x

>>78659235
Funnily enough, I was thinking just an hour ago about how when criminals are released back into society, their criminal makes it difficult for them to rejoin regular society, and they often slip back into the underworld.

I was thinking about this for like 20 minutes with all cylinders firing thinking of all sort of ways criminal records were negative and in some ways positive. Now here's a specimen of my deep thought; a man with a criminal record.

>>78659383
nah, probably /tr/

>>78659383
/cum/
/deutsche/

So, now that the dust has settled... did Harry Potter stick his wand up his bum and cast magical spells on his g-spot?

>>78659383
yes

meow~ :3c

looking to start shotting without growing my own shit

anyone help with experience (good starting money, where to get my shit from, how to not get robbed, where to find new customers etc)

>>78659383
not i

>coloured not welcome
good thing i'm hindu, whew!
what's happenin laddos!

>>78659419
hope so

>>78659383
post faces then

>>78659431
fuck off

like pottery

>>78659431
haha come on in lad
*furiously presses security button under table*

>>78659431
welcome

I don't like you because you put your willy in other men

TAKE IT EASY MY BROTHER CHARLES

>>78659471
bender

>>78659465
hari om!

>>78659482
jai ho innit

>>78659399
not sure
just feel contempt for everyone around me

business idea: 4 litre bottle of orange juice

File: e8e.png (84KB, 600x587px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 600x587px

>>78659471

>>78659431
Opinions of robert clive

Honestly get uncomfortable seeing Muslims. Hate their clothes, hate their faces, hate their beards, hate their smell and hate their accents.
Not even a rorke and I'd happily see 95% of them deported

>>78659512
good lad
reckon around 40% of the population agrees with you, they're just conditioned into pretending not to

>>78659516
Lewd kot

just called a nigger

File: Attractive_beautiful_female_faces_composite_white_black_Japanese_Asian.png (8KB, 388x184px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 388x184px

>Black people are good at sports and music
>White people are good at business and technology
>Asians are good at math and kung fu


Maybe we can unite and combine our strengths. It's basically a Tank/DPS/Healer configuration.

File: 02dee3e9022d7365a536b4bd919110f0ffc58df6.jpg (64KB, 587x405px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 587x405px

*drools*

after getting into NRx, i've been convinced to vote for Corbyn in the next election if he's still around

the only way to tear down this cancerous leftist society is by accelerating the leftist decline to extreme degrees. if that means becoming a socialist shithole to make sure socialism never gets tried again after it collapses, so be it.

>>78659542
black music sucks

>>78659555
>NRx
Nerd

>>78659558
Modern black music sucks. Black music before 1990s is the best.

>>78659542

Blacks and Asians are good at hanging from the noose.

good luck to all the underaged people here for gcse results (we know you're here). just remember gcses really aren't that important and there's no reason to be disappointed if you did your best :)

>HOWEVER what you have to be prepared for is that viewing rooms in a proper flatshare is a whole different kettle of fish to being shown round by an agent/landlord. You will have to put on a bit of performance and be your funniest/most charming/communal person, so that they will want you to join their little flatmate gang instead of the other ten people they are showing round.
You might want to say stuff like "I just love going to Borough Market to get the ingredients to cook meals for my flatmates! I really miss my time working as a high-end chef, so cooking for you all will help me keep my passion going..."

I fucking hate London

>>78659542
white people are good at everything

>>78659571
Early 90s was the peak though

just got called a nigger

cats licking his arse

just called a gook a n*****

>>78659582
what do you know of white people paddy

>>78659588
feel sorry for you

just ate a gook

just called a g*** a nigger

think i might just not sleep tonight

>>78659595
from fuckin ur ma

>>78659591
Pics x

just called some slit-eyed runtoid a nigger

>>78659542
Anyone notice the inconsistency in terms white black and "asian?

Shouldn't it be yellow?

currently experiencing heart palpitations

not getting any (You)s
good night

Just met Jamie Foxx. I called him a nigger.

currently experiencing tingly bollocks

>>78659628
nigger

>>78659624
should be european, negroid and asian desu

>>78659624
they're not really yellow though

File: 1502472285855.jpg (30KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 480x480px

Will the frogs actually get out okay??

>>78659626
Is it L O V E ?

>>78659628
Night m'nigga.

Just blindfolded some chink with dental floss and called him a coon.

>>78659547
the diabetes collection

>>78659628
gook

>>78659626
I had them for 2 years and had some sort of heart attack thing too

>>78659426
>where to get my shit from
contacts who can sell big for a lower price. a friend who started doing that stuff knows a 30 something arab who sells like 10g of quite good weed for 50 euros so he usually buys 50g for 250 from him. It's the only way to make good money because there's no point in getting in so many risks (physical, with the law, moral) if its only for a very low margin
>how to not get robbed
customers won't do that other dealers will though and thats a problem
>where to find new customers
sell some to your mates or find 1 or 2 customer and tell them to pass the word around with mouth to ear. the most easy is to do that by phone, but you should buy a new sim card every 1 or 2 months or so but keep the numbers and send a group message everytime you change number. if you have a new customer sell him twice the amount of what he actually paid for so he'll think you have exceptional deals next to other sources of drugs and gradually go down until its a normal 1gram or whatever he paid for. don't cut your shit and all if you're only planning on selling weed, keep the money and the weed in different places and dont let anyone know where you live. be nice and polite to customers but if they play too much start talking with a threatening tone or something like this (maybe even slap them but thats a bit too rough in my opinion)
but honestly dont do this shit its not worth it just find a honest job mate

File: 750px-Map_of_Asia.png (256KB, 750x613px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 750x613px

>>78659624
Asia is a race.

File: 1.jpg (207KB, 550x467px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 550x467px

Between 1310 and 1330, western Europe saw some of the worst and most sustained periods of bad weather in history.

Between 1301 and 1325, during the Great Famine, the life span in England was 29.84 years

The chroniclers of the time noted many incidents of cannibalism (see "Hansel and Gretel") . Old people voluntarily refused food for the younger generation to survive. Children were sometimes left to fend for themselves.

It is estimated that 10–25% of the population of many cities and towns died.

Parts of rural France today are less populous than at the beginning of the fourteenth century.

For the next several decades, after the famine, Europe took on a tougher and more violent edge. Perhaps most strikingly was the end of chivalry as a serious occupation.

File: 1494651954067.png (79KB, 223x226px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 223x226px

>>78659663

File: 0becd799330739b656c990546ddaee1a.jpg (113KB, 625x351px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 625x351px

>>78659641
Haha dumb fat kot

just enslaved an african and called him a nigger

File: 14562881.jpg (17KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 800x450px

>>78659588
It's not that bad after a while you start to see positive aspect in this

>>78659672
are kazakhs really that different to mongolians or eastern chinese?

>>78659669
I was talking about vegetables dude

>>78659693
what positive aspect

just fired a scud missle at my coon neighbours house

>>78659542
Blacks: Warrior class +3 STR, +2 DEX, +3 CHA, -2 WIS, -4 INT
Asians: Mage class, +5 INT, +2 WIS, +1 DEX, -1 CHA, -4 STR
Whites: Jack-of-all-trades class, +2 INT, +2 WIS, +2 CHA, +2 STR, +2 DEX

>>78659669
flagged this post to the relevant authorities

>>78659653
South Chinese people are yellow. Around the Hong Kong/Canton area.

The first Asians who went to the USA (and Canada) were South Chinese, so the association with yellow stuck.

File: mongol-white-swastikas.jpg (68KB, 675x450px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 675x450px

>>78659694

Mongolians are pure

>>78659714
nerd

>>78659672
No

>>78659694
very different to east chinese
similar to Mongolians but have their differences

>>78659722
According to legend, Mongols worshiped a pale, blonde god desu

>i can see it in his eyes yeah that he's got a driving ban
what did they mean by this?

TALKING AWAY

cat is eyeing up some fat spider.

File: 1499252003707.jpg (93KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 480x480px

check em

giving the jap's eye a rest

>>78659701
why would you be scared of getting robbed

>>78659673
Literally had never heard of this before
Grim

is /r9k/ the neo-/b/?

>>78659734
god damn mongorians

>>78659739
amongst some other offences... *do do do*
said hes a scumbag dont you know

File: 1350176241353.gif (483KB, 500x350px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 500x350px

>>78659755

File: 1473328554346.png (960KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

960KB, 1920x1080px

>>78659755

https://youtu.be/5hrhf2FkcyI

new one la

File: 1481013202893.jpg (341KB, 621x837px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 621x837px

>>78659755

browsing /r/asstastic

File: nigur.jpg (42KB, 567x541px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 567x541px

*calls you a NIGGER*

>>78659761
The black death happened not long afterwards, so it gets overshadowed by that a bit

>>78659761
and yet you all mock the irish famine

>>78659714
Can i change my stats?

>>78659762
no, /pol/ is the legitimate successor of /b/ in every way now.

you dare call me a jap?

My dream is to move to Philadelphia and do a lot of heroin.

>>78659806
But why ?

Why does the LGBT community think that the only thing stopping a homosexual in football from coming out is the abuse they will receive?

Will they ever entertain the possibility that they themselves and the pressure they put on people may play a part too?

>>78659759
Im not him hehehehe

>>78659796
Would never do that
Potato lol

File: 1501266921060.webm (141KB, 500x350px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 500x350px

>>78659775
>gif
fuck off

>>78659817
because heroin feels good

>>78659804
japs eye = slang for penis (end)

any cute femboys on tonight

black lives matter

File: fukken saved.jpg (192KB, 1800x1014px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 1800x1014px

>>78659837

all lives matter LOL

Can't be fucked for my 25 mile hike tomorrow

might just stay in

>>78659669
>tfw know where my dealer lives
>tfw he always gives me fat bags
>tfw been using him constantly for months

rah what if i cut my shit with oregano and sell it to dumb yutes in year 8 they wont notice anything

>>78659868
the chad slogan

black lives mind

Welsh Lives Matter

File: 1487043668001.webm (345KB, 714x500px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 714x500px

>>78659864
bigger

File: IMG_0393.jpg (24KB, 500x320px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x320px

>>78659836

no lives matter

Bulgogi
Bibimbap

just got cucked by a mate

my life matters

so
do you think you can tell
heaven from hell?

>>78659916
wog

File: 1492038439761.jpg (93KB, 640x555px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 640x555px

>>78659892
Sheep shagger

>>78659892
If a Welshman as much as steps foot in an English city, the police shoot them down with a crossbows. Horrendous.

when did h3h3 go from making funny videos to being internet busy bodys

File: 1486214582759.jpg (158KB, 907x849px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 907x849px

this one always makes me laugh

>>78659913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlk7o5T56iw

how do we group of friends even rent out a place

isn't it usually open to one person at a time

File: 1.jpg (263KB, 800x771px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 800x771px

The Great Rising was a major uprising across large parts of England in 1381.

Inspired by the sermons of the radical Lollard cleric John Ball, rebels advanced on London.

King Richard II, then aged 14, travelled by boat down the River Thames to London the next day, taking up residence in the powerful fortress of the Tower of London for safety, where he was joined by his mother.

Many of the more experienced military commanders were in France, Ireland and Germany, and the nearest major military force was in the north of England, guarding against a potential Scottish invasion.

The decision was taken that the King himself should meet the rebels. Richard spoke to them from a boat, and was unwilling to come ashore. The rebels refused to enter discussions until he did.

File: IMG_3401.jpg (971KB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

971KB, 4032x3024px

Any Brixton man in?

imagine depending your entire survival on a single crop

wheres your cash wheres your wong

lives matter

File: 1.png (35KB, 561x245px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 561x245px

>>78659952
>h3h3
M E N T I O N E D right this moment

불고기 먹고싶다

Listening to Sam Harris
Third eye has become larger than my body

>>78659983
imagine being made poor by penal laws and evil landlords so you cant afford anything
and by the way, the penal laws affected you orange bastards too

a thread that might be of interest here

>>>/pol/138790526

File: 44.jpg (56KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 800x600px

>>78659976
Messiah Lives Matter

>>78659952
>h3h3
>funny videos
pick1

listening to Sam Hyde
think i'm too stupid to understand any of this

>>78659957
rorke

don't understand why europe is considered a continent

Eyyyyyy
Ohhhhh
Gabagool

>>78659983
Actually we need two
Rice and chinese cabbage

>>78660004
rare pic of thailad

File: gif.gif (2MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x270px

only just discovered youtube had a gif creator

Only 90's kids will understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd0iZUE7v6I

>>78659973
love peasant revolts
Hate feudalism
Simple as

>>78659883
cutting is only worth it if it for stuff thats worthy like coke or "hard" expensive drugs but for weed whats the point really
its more worthy money wise to have usual regular customers than sell cut shite to kids then dip off

File: 1480120764316.jpg (4MB, 2634x1794px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2634x1794px

>>78660026
it's been considered a separate one for, like, ever

i thought i heard something
but perhaps it was just the withering away of an ailing potato

File: 1472459797166.jpg (25KB, 592x357px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 592x357px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxfFxhERMYY&feature=youtu.be&t=8m41s

was it autism?

>>78660048
Do NOT link me this disgusting Alt-Right shit m8.

Reported you to the BBC for hate crimes.

*destroys China*

File: 1495423859774.webm (231KB, 889x500px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 889x500px

>>78660040
>gif
fuck off

>>78659636
good lad

fuck... just fell in love :/

File: 1478853737891.jpg (168KB, 1024x1362px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 1024x1362px

any barbarella man in

Mother found the semen sofa

>>78660081
america is BIG

>>78660010
Kek

>>78660124
Who is she/he

>>78660148
his name is brian

>>78660075

i remember how hard it was for me to get weed as a little yute with no contacts even while living in a council estate (was a bit of a shutin pussy for my first year of secondary)

i could just sell it to those kids, they'll still get high and they won't have anyone else to go to

>>78660081
australia is REALLY BIG

>>78660081
state of the retard who made this map lmao

>>78660148
his names worraz and he's an arsehole

>>78660110
don't have a webm creator

FOB

>>78660185
it's probably like 500 years old

*kills you*

The National Socialist Factory Cell Organization was a workers organization in Nazi Germany.

It's motto was "Into the Factories!"

After all non-Nazi trade unions were oulawed by decree on 2 May 1933, the NSBO became the only official workers' organization in Germany.

oldest known video of lauren

https://youtu.be/ncwqC4STmHc

might go post in cum for a bit

might go cum in the post for a bit

>>78660168
yea you could try that but if there's another guy already doing his work there you're going to get done in

Have never seen the fun part in these virgin chad meme

>>78660148
it's you, anon

>>78660246
the korean virgin
the jap chad

Want to kill Niggers
Want to kill Muslims
Want to kill Commies
Not a racist, just a patriot.

Simple as.

File: file.png (521KB, 548x766px) Image search: [Google]

521KB, 548x766px

who wants to fuck on dissociative drugs while listening to skinny puppy and hanging from hooks?

>>78660246
the joke was the absurdity of the chad but then people started using it to argue their own views on things

currently lurking cum waiting for the opportune moment to post

File: 1499443441192.jpg (30KB, 498x568px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 498x568px

hate it so much

>cyclists outside cities

just really cuntish

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gagRay7VK8

currently posting waiting for the opportune moment to lurk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T6W1nCokqM4

>tfw just got raped
Will i ever feel better again;_;

>>78660311
erm..... erm.... no
hehehehehehehehhahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
*cough cough*
urgh

>>78660200
https://youtu.be/i5IpBFXcIYA

visit /cum/

File: creepy_akarin_by_superdog5-d5f7kfx.jpg (23KB, 618x350px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 618x350px

>>78660253
M-me?

why's brit so dead so early
cant wait for aussies to wake up

anime anime anime

File: 1481628029007.jpg (53KB, 556x419px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 556x419px

anime

new

>>78660385
>>78660385
>>78660385
>>78660385

just deleted my anime folder unfortunately so cannot participate

>>78660382
>>78660374
absolutely dire posts. sort it out