/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

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/acadiana/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSUiL6YYvu4

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/agrarianism/

>>78657839
good post

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>>78657839
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlv8PUyc1HQ

>>78657839
Great post

>>78657842
hate this reddit pic since the first time I saw it

Completely forgot that apparently the world is suppose to end today lmao.

Think I'm going to plant apple trees on my property if I ever get a chance.

>>78657962
Why?

The future will be Muslim because Muslim girls will be the only feminine ones and everyone will convert to marry them.

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pretty sure this was the first meme of her

then that pic of the mexican grimacing at her ass

then she did the one where her shoulders are broad as fuck lel

>>78658003
its a really good investment

young apple trees cost like $35 apiece, you need two for cross pollination to produce fruit but once they're all rooted in they'll basically take care of themselves

>>78658019
>muslim girls
>feminine
i mean if you enjoy fucking gorilla's draped under rugs sure

>>78657962
>>78658003

Fuck, it's actually September 23, just got a bit mixed up, nvm.

>>78658003
or
hear me out
make your neighbours plant apple trees in their garden and just steal from theirs.

I did this with my neighbours chicken's eggs

>>78658046
My parents have a couple and they use the fruit to make cider. The first time I got drunk was off of cider

Do cherry trees grow in cold places like Canada and Montana? I know apple trees can grow in Ontario

>>78658112
I'm probably going to raise chickens too

>>78658106
but why

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>hurricane coming close this week
>city still hasn't fixed the fucking pumps
>mfw

>>78658131
montana is a bit far north for most fruit trees

some types of apples and some types of apricots should have a short season up there tho

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>liberals mad because the ACLU tweeted a pic of white toddler

>>78658157
>living in a third world shithole
sucks to suck

I didn't even know there was a hurricane coming

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>>78658151

There was this huge dump of info that I need to find, give me a second, it'll explain things a lot better than I possibly could. Pic related.

>>78658157

haha get fucked

>>78658180
Well I could live in Idaho or Wyoming. It's not as cold in those states

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>hurricanes

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anyone have any good filename pics

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>>78658151
>>78658003

1/?

>watching KSP videos again
Save me from this autism

>>78658302
Usually just see it named "keep the hood safe H"

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>>78658328

>>78658356
watch Dr. jordan memerson instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_4UFMp19tE

>>78658328
>>78658375
nigger what the fuck

>>78658189
how many pictures are there of this guy

>>78658405
Hopefully thousands.

>>78658392
>like watching his lectures but hate the memery and his fanbois
What do

>>78658328
>>78658375
well that's all a bit silly

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>>78658375

Final, a lot of other stuff can be uncovered in archived threads of /pol/ and /x/.

>>78658392
YOU'RE READY MAN

Gets me every time

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>>78658375
>>78658328
3woke5me

>>78658429
he has fanbois?
i only watch his lectures and interviews
also patreon livestreams

this video in particular scared me over how onpoint it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgphaw9ktc

>>78658504
It's why everyone keeps making memes about him. Mostly because of the people who attach themselves to him because "le edgy anti-feminazi professor is le based xD". I guess it's like Molyneux before he completely went off the rails to please his fans

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>>78658405
>>78658430
>>78658443

It's another shitty ass /x/ prediction, but this time, /pol/ got a hold of it and because of muh digits it's become big. Christians are also in on it, I would recommend looking deeper into it, see how far the rabbit hole goes.

>>78658571
well I guess it's good that /pol/ has gone back to doing fun stuff again

>>78658565
you really shouldnt ever involve yourself with the fanbase of any intelectual person anyway.
Since they all tend to be ideolouges following their prophet

I didnt know Dave rubin also had fanbois before i heard it from you since i distanced myself from anybody other than him

>>78658609
I only know about them because they keep showing up on jewtube and try to make him look mlg pro even though he's just a psychologist

>>78658504
hes alright

his stuff on jungian archetypes is interesting as fuck, and he's good at putting philisophy into simple context

he also rambles like no one ive ever seen

this vid is on point tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MONZ2ewR7EY

/dixie/'s thoughts on reviewbrah? Do you agree with his reviews?

>>78658804

He's amazing.

>>78658804
Is that the autismo who does reviews of fast food?

>>78658804
I don't even eat fast food but I still watch

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>>78658804
never seen him but i like the memes regarding him

post a vid

>>78658762
I really like his explanations of Dostoevsky's books and philosophy

>>78658804
Never seen a video, just the memes.

Business idea: Gal Gadot but huge knockers.

Business idea: reclaim Constantinople

>>78659423
Why are you in Norway, friend? Oil?

Business idea: Lead a French Catholic rebellion in Louisiana leading to Louisiana declaring independence and becoming French again.

Business idea: I fucking hate this /brit/ tiet miim

>>78659423
Konstantiniye*

Business idea: second civil war for independence

business idea: take your shitty /brit/ memes back to /semen/

>>78659452
Family, as well as oil (and gas), mainly dealing with equipment.

got called a peckerwood in Cracker Barrel lads

>>78659665

haha get fucked peckerwood

>>78659665
tell us what happened lad

>>78659520
Don't you have a dick to suck or something?

>>78659665
y

>>78659733
I did that earlier

Estoy aburrido.

There was this one teacher of mine that lectured a really easy class that I never went to but literally every single girl in my class had a crush on him (one of em saw him fucking her in her dream, like that much of a crush) so they would ALL go to his classes and praise him.

Anyway I only went to his last 3-4 classes and we became good friends.
I should have spent more time with him goddamnit I could have learned how to attract women from him.
Would have been literally the best and most useful thing I have learned throughout the year

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Hey y'all

Ha ha dick see

>tfw no Turk gf with major daddy issues

>>78659846
All turk women have daddy issues thats why they are clingy crazy bitches

what was the largest amount of (you)s you ever received for a post on any board?

>>78659890
I think it was this one. I made a joke about America being terrorists and every foreigner loved it.

>>78659890
I think it was either 11 or 12

It was my greatest homo joke ever in /tr/ back when it was good

>>78659803

Suck his dick and become his sissy slut lmao

>>78659816

Hola, ¿Por qué eres gay?

>>78659803
lol, dummy. just b urslf???
>>78659816
Hey bud
>>78659890
Like, a half

>>78659890
Some shitty joke i made towards a frog that got quints

>>78658046
Who is this woman? I've seen so many pictures of her but I still have no idea who she is.

Also, who /SouthCarolina/ here

>>78657816
Will consqeuences ever be the same again?

>>78659890

31+ (you)s from people trying to name my goat in /flag/.

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>>78659816
good evening

>>78659968
chloe moretz

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>>78659968
>he doesn't know Chloë

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>>78659968
she's an actress

she is not photogenic

>>78659972
IM GONNA TELL YA RIGHT NAO

>>78660045
>absolutely Pedro

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>>78660000
checked

>>78659423
>>78659502
Christian Ottoman Empire

>>78660045
Is "done goofed" an actual phrase used by Southeners? It sounds made up

>>78660144
no

>>78660144
no its just that guy spazzing out

>>78660222

Checked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspPMRGXe8c

>>78658328
>>78658375
So what, there's a song called "see you in September" that was published by Fontana Records, and somehow that has to do with the arch in St. Louis and somehow has to do with the eclipse?

There's a few steps missing here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
did you watch gi joe as a kid?

>>78659890
There were two times where I got a ton of (you)'s but I'm too lazy to count >>>/mu/74043777 and >>>/pol/99037673 (I'm happier now, by the way)

>>78660330

Look into the threads themselves and research it for yourself, the images I posted don't give enough credit and only scratches the surface.

the meme magic meme is the worst thing to happen to this site since hiro killed /int/

>>78660616

Elections make /pol/ much worse than it normally is.

>>78660616
>he wasn't around when MLP took off

>>78660379
HEY KID
AHMA COMPUTER

>>78657816
lovely

>>78660662
>since hiro killed /int/
moot made /mlp/

>>78660706
Yeah I skipped that part apparently kek

>>78660616
That and the constant falseflag posting is what made me stop browsing /pol/.

>>78660379
no but i used to watch the old transformers show

https://youtu.be/HSh73d3TZcA

>>78657839
T'es un bon gars mon ami

>>78660379
>>78660670
Body massage?

>>78660749
>>78660670

what about captain planet?
i loved that dinosaur with guns cartoon. i forgot its name though

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>not being of Cavalier/Norman ancestry
Pathetic.

>>78660891
>not spawning out of thin air
lmaoing @ ur life

I wonder what happened to that South Carolinian guy in the UK

>>78661145
I hope he didn't get truck'd

Hi

>>78662553
Bienvenido.

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I got off work buds

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>>78657816
>this will never be declassified
why even live?

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>>78663719
wb bud

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>>78663904
Thank you

How was your day fren?

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hello my white friends

just ate an absolutely magnificent turkey and cheese sandwich boys

I am drunk lads

AMA

Ah, thank fuck. Got kind of behind on some work for one of my clients, but I'm mostly caught up now and just submitted a bunch, so I'll get ~$500 for that in a few days prolly.

Now I have time to talk to internet strangers, whoo.

If only everyone wasnt asleep

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>>78667203
Welcome back penman

>>78667238
Hey.
Mm, now that I've finished doing that I ought to find something tasty around here to eat and have a beer or two, there's some good stuff in the fridge.

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>>78667282
I had some bbq sandwiches earlier

>>78667388
Delicious. I actually had a sandwich with turkey on it when I got up, like >>78665093. Dunno what I'm going to have now, getting kind of hungry.

>>78667425
You could make some nashville hot chicken

>>78667467
There's a Yard House not far from here that's serving a Nashville hot chicken sandwich now, tried it a while back and it was damn tasty.
There is actually some chicken here that I could use to make that, but it's reserved for tomorrow, I'm going to be making shrimp and chicken kebabs.

>>78667513
Sounds great

Daily reminder that Virginia is the best Southern state and this is inarguable.

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>>78667974
>DC colony

Can someone explain to me how it makes sense that an independence war resets the time they've been your junior partner. This is fucking retarded

>>78668055
Need to buy that Virginia flag.

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why couldn't they have built DC on the border between Pennsylvania and Maryland instead

>>78668332
Because you threw a hissy fit when they didn't want to build it in the south

>>78668372
Maryland was Southern at the time

>>78668384
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compromise_of_1790

They wanted the national capital to be in the north, Jefferson wanted it close to home so that it wouldn't solely represent northern interests(lel)

Which video game should I buy for PS4?

>>78668569
Bloodborne

>>78668569
Battletoads.

>>78670763
What is this from?

Having a pint before class
How can I get rid of beer breath?

>>78657816
that is a very comfy picture

>>78671542
They'll smell it on your sweat anyway

>15 year war with France
>white peace
fucking Aragon

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C O N W A Y

>>78674023
me on the left

>straitlets
Lmao how cucked can you be
Bosphorus looks lovely today

>>78670885
i think a flight sim game

>>78671705
thx bud

How would you rank these 4:

kentucky
tennessee
arkansas
louisiana

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A picture?
Yea sure but only because you asked

>>78675513
1. Tenessee
2. Tie between Kentucky and Arkansas
3. Louisiana

>>78675712
Why TN > KY? Most people I asked rank KY higher.

>>78675745
Kentucky and Tennessee are pretty similar t b h.
Kentucky is safer, but there is more to do in Tennessee.

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>>78675745
If you'd actually go there and experience what both states have to offer you'd say TN > KY too.

Are rural southern blacks ok or are they all shit?

>>78676126
They're okay.
Blacks aren't as bad as people meme them to be.
But you can spot the annoying ones from a mile away.

>>78676126
They're no worse than rural whites. They tend to keep to themselves

>>78676208
Because most people think of the ones the Yanks stuck in ghettos and forgot about

Why Pennsylvania is so nice? Have you ever been there?

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>>78676126
Yeah they're fine
Ghetto ones aren't

>>78676439
>Penislyvania
>Nice

>>78676439
I hear Pennsylvania is nice outside the cities. Their cities are said to be big old shitholes.
I wouldn't mind seeing Amish country though.

>>78676439
The cities are trash

Why aren't you voting for Swarna Bharat
http://swarnabharat.in/

Not sure if this Asian is a boi or a grill but I want to fuck it

Iberians were a mistake

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>tfw you'll never charge with your buddies and do the rebel yell while torching the local Helsinki Committee building

>>78679403
Why do you hate Funland ;_;

>>78679443
I don'thate Fundland I hate the Helsinki Committe for (((Human))) Rights

>>78679490
What did they do?

>>78679626
They are the biggest pushers for immigration, gay rights and recently complained that there weren't enough stronk womyn statues.

>>78679753
Oh. They should probably fuck off then

How should i piss off the Argie exchange students

Maduro praiser Ataturk on national television

He also said something about turkey fighting against american imperialism but I have no idea what he is talking about

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*farts on the 'Southrons'*

>>78681907
Fuck Amerikkka

>>78681907
he's fucked now, and he will lick everyone's ass

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Bobby posting is great and Virginia can fuck off if he doesn't like it

I don't recall ever expressing an opinion on this

>>78683047
You were thinking it

I am Greek

>>78675513

Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, and then Arkansas.

Comment

>>78686946
ça va?

>>78688126

Commentaire

>>78686946
>not yorum
kys

>>78688286

Sorry, I don't speak Greek.

You people are fucking stupid.

atleast im not from oregon

>at least I'm not from the best state in the union
that's not something to be proud of

>State is only known for being south of Washington and north of California.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Oregon is objectively more relevant than Katrinaland.

>South Washington
>Relevant outside of being mistaken for D.C.

Isnt oregon known for its hipsters/SJW's and nothing else
kinda like canada but one state
I heard that even people living in commiefornia found oregon too lefty

Oregon is very relevant. South Washington is a part of Oregon.

>>78688888

>>78688874
No, and Oregon isn't even as lefty as California.

>Louisiana
>Relevant outside of being Texas' largest source of refugees

>>78688956
i aint believing that after all the dutch people tryed to convince me that there is no degeneracy in netherlands and how proper their women are.

>Oregon
>Relevant

>Louisiana
>Relevant

>UmmeriKKKa
>relevant

>>78689234
this, India is the future

>"India is the future"
>Coming from Oregon

I wonder who could be behind this post...

obsessed

A crust of bread and a corner to sleep in,
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in,
A pint of joy to a peck of trouble,
And never a laugh but the moans come double;

And that is life!
A crust and a corner that love makes precious,
With a smile to warm and the tears to refresh us;
And joy seems sweeter when cares come after,
And a moan is the finest of foils for laughter;

And that is life!

this is a really gay general

*chokes on your cock*

I'm going to stay in this general.

Seems like a cool place for me to ruin.

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>>78689717
It's why I stayed

>tfw there's a petition to remove Confederate statues in NC
Carpetbaggers and scalawags must be genocided.

>>78689906

Link ?

>>78689906
The confederacy is racist.

All remnants of your "history and culture" should be torn down.

>>78674100
>>78674023
Me under the bed

Just signed an anti-monument petition.

Fuck the south.

Build the wall

I wish I were a Mexican.

God save the Queen.

The revolution was a mistake.

http://www.salon.com/2017/08/23/trump-hotel-scion-cleveland-mississippi/

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afternoon dixie

>>78690652
*chokes on your cock*

>>78690652
Afternoon, Wisconsin.

this is such a slow general where is everybody

We need to build a wall to keep the /semen/ out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnPXW_OzIzQ

good video really informative stuff

>>78690652
afternoon

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>>78690796

This

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this is such a dumb general filled with dumbies

>>78690917
rude, miss

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This is the ideal woman.

do not respond to the yank

lole triggered

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the gf

Cascadia is British clay.

I am a superior British gentleman.

Just going to go eat something until the spammer gets bored

>>78691165
lole I'm not gonna get bored

this is my new general

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wew this summer sure is hot

remember to drink a glass of milk with every meal to stay hydrated

Why don't you protect the statues you pussies

>>78691346
>protecting the statues of confederates
only hicks would do that

The quality of this shitty general has skyrocketed in the short time that I've been here.

>>78691198
Didn't you say this last time

>>78691165
I'm going to make some chicken chow mein tonight

>>78691637
last time?

>>78691706
weren't you the one who spammed here in april

>>78657816
lost at wargame lads

>>78691769
maybe...

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>>78691826
You gotta be clacking my ass

>>78691886
*blushes*

Gas the Fags
Gas the yanks while you are at it too

>>78691346
It's sort of unclear to me what is even possible to do. These cities seem to have complete jurisdiction over this, so the state governments can't really do anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV2ttl_K5Jg

dead

>>78693530
nou

Someone please end this general

>>78693887
Turk, you know what you must do now?

>>78694411
truck of peace for AKP

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this is you

>>78694589
>ErDOGan

>>78694773
>urdogcunt

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evening /dixie/

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We ALL know who to vote for in Turkish politics.

>>78695629
what the FUCK is that

>its the womens party

i have never seen it before
>turkey is so progressive we have an actual feminist party

>>78695527
Evening bud

>>78695672
>feminist party

you have to destroy their broodqueen before they hivemind with chicks and ruin your country

>>78695676
hows it going senpai

>>78695672
>>78695629
oh my fucking god its been around since 2014
why do we have so many useless meme parties its imposible to know them all
i never even saw one of their offices

>>78695739
sleep schedule is still fucked :/

>>78695739
>born and raised in izm*r
Of fucking course she is
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS
WHERE ELSE CAN SUCH A CANCER PERSON CAN BECOME INTO EXISTENCE

>>78695804
What's the meme with Izmir?
Only places I know anything about in Turkey are Istonstantinobul, Ankara, and Imbros

>>78695887
izmir is the once place in turkey which is so lefty, even western turkey makes fun of them.
They try WAAAAAY too hard to be european.
Its where all the feminists,SJW's,progressives and neo-socialiasts in turkey comes from

kinda like san francisco of turkey but the only one of its kind

>imbros
its called gökçeada and its part of çanakkale

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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I

>>78695791
thats what you get for staying up all night shitposting and teasing kiwis

>>78695804
tell me of this "izm*r"

why is it the focus of such hate turkbud

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>>78695960
>and teasing kiwis
I was never going to post the pics

>>78695887
>>78695960
also people in izmir tend to be dumb as hell
not like anatolian dumb, more like european dumb
gullible and whatnot

REAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPrCNh51dQo

>>78695957
>its called gökçeada and its part of çanakkale
Do you even care?

But say no more past San Francisco of Turkey, I completely understand.
>also what side of the Bosporus are you on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iASMFi1H8zw
thread theme
fight me fuckers

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>wake up
>still alive

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>>78695989
>I was never going to post the pics
years not over yet slut

>>78696013
>naive/gullible from good intentions and social weakness

disgusting

>>78696072
only post GOOD slav music plz&ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmlFJamIuY

>>78696109
say that to my face fucker and not online

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>>78696137
>years not over yet slut
I don't want my pictures on the chongs

and I don't want to tempt turkbud any more than I have to

>>78696104
my family house is on the european side, but waaay outside the city limits.
I sometimes stay at my aunts place for 3-4 days, she lives in the anatolian side and is right next to bosphorus.

The anatolian side is way better

>do you even care

its like the one of the 2 islands we managed to salvage from the hundreds of islands the greeks stole from us so yeah i do care.

>>78696137
my culture revolves around angry men fucker i can flatten your cuck ass

>>78696137
>GOOD slav music
say no more famalamadingdong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAziYLjR-28

>>78696188
>stole
Pot calling the nigger black

>>78696256
cyprus is turkish

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>>78696299
>Cyprus is Turkish

>>78696137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh9WtpiSv1M

this is good slav music

>>78696369
western thrace is also turkish

>>78696465
>Western Thrace
>Not Pomak
get up on outta here

>>78696577
pomak are turks you fucking dumbo
they were imported there from karaman

>>78696622
If Pomaks are Turks then so are Albanians and Bosniaks

>>78696722
pomaks were a tribe under the cumani turks which seperated when the cumani conquered ukraine.

Albanians, although were migratory, werent part of the turkic tribes.

Pomaks languages are also extremely similar to turkish

>>78696780
IIRC most of them just speak gay Bulgarian.

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Calle

>>78696862
thats because the bulgars forced them to
look up the bulgar genocides and forced conversions on turkish and pomak speakers.
They forced them to change their names during soviet times aswell and refused to distribute food to them.

The most lucky pomaks unironically live in macedonia where no one gives a shit about them.

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lol

>>78696936
>muh oppreshun
the balkans are victim complex: the region

>>78696936
>Turks talking about genocide
this is a strange general.

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what do you think of my lunch

>>78697013
you never get to hear the genocides done towards turks its always us that do the genociding if you ask the west appareantly
its why we are not at all fazed by the atrocoties that we have done because the other side refuses to accept it aswell

Its also the reason why i refuse to migrate to the west

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>>78696173
im sure you'll do the responsible thing kek

>>78696188
>my culture revolves around angry men

in the south, our old way of fighting was called gougin'

because the prize KO of the fight was to gouge a man's eye out

maybe i'd be afraid if turkey was still ottoman lelelel

>>78696195
>serbian meme warfare
perhaps the earliest form of the use of psychological devastation with memes

and i fucking love all of the yugoslav war songs, they're all so fucking catchy

>>78696451
this one is better

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Thought this was interesting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg

>>78697131
looks diarrhea/10

>>78697209
>gouging
dude thats weird we just fuck the loser in the ass afterwards wtf.

>>78697209
That one is my ringtone t b q h w y f a m a l a m a s u t r a

>>78697359
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouging_(fighting_style)

it was right before the bowie knife was invented so they needer some way to be excessively violent

>>78697405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ&index=5&list=PL-VtgR1sWKQe_P_9si1wn3bsjjKl3Xjed

>>78697522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqY2YgcDFz4

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>t b q h w y f a m a l a m a s u t r a

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>>78697571
those fucking serbs holy shit

>>78697675
i can remember people celebrating 9/11 here too.

Also a statue of Atatürk got attacked to day :(

>>78697522
That's a preddy gud one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdftnURWBs

>>78697571
solid chuckle

>>78697573
eat my peepee, maconman

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Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire after he sent them a letter naming various titles he had and to surrender:

>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

>Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

>you will never get together with your mates and brainstorm insults to throw at a turkish sultan

Feels bad man

>>78697982
>>78697982
>>78697982
NEW

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>>78697773
Also
>People in Turkey constantly shitting on and desecrating statues of the person I was taught was their national hero.
What's the meme

>>78697986
>that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse?
Who the fuck wants to sit on a hedgehog with their naked ass?