/cum/

First for Love denmark

Second for love denmark

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I browse

>>78656575
Thank you /cum/ nation for making a new thread for us, we greatly appreciate your help

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NIGGER
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>>78656592
fagmark, what a loser

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>>78656575
>unpaid custodial volunteers

>>78656592
>>78656617
wretched posts

Now watch this gets pruned as well...

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Honest question:

Does anal sex feel the same as taking a big shit? If so, I wouldn't mind getting fucked in the ass.

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>>78656631

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>Man who works in business that deceives its spectators with carefully planned and staged acts makes prescient comment

huh, makes one scratch their head.

Oregon was a mistake

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>>78656635
Why do people keep posting this fat Bugs Bunny so much?

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misa

>>78656672
bit gay

>>78656575
CUMpensation
Haha

>>78656672
yes

>but it will really piss my husband off
Do women really think this is appropriate when they're convincing someone to sleep with them? I don't give 2 shits about that fat drunk.

>>78656704
this

>>78656706

its humorous because normally he isnt that fat and he has a funny expression on his face

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>Dad signed me up for military
It's over buds. Send a Christian prayer for me and Hope I die a quick and painless death

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really like these pepe images buds

>>78656672
Bend over, baby. You won't be shitting right for a week.

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>when da niggas roll up at your place for game night

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>>78656772
that's not pepe

>>78656773
*bends over*
*spreads ass cheeks*
What are you waiting for? Put it in.

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really wish this fucking movie would dl faster since its a direct dl and it wont finish before i have to leave the library in fifteen minutes

>>78656791
hes retarded pepe imo

>>78656706
it's a /lit/ may may you cretin

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This thread's much gayer than the last...

>>78656768
>military
Ah. So your father wants you to be poor like him.

>>78656672
Don't fall for memes. Getting assfucked isn't nearly as pleasing as people make it out to be.

To be honest, best male on male action is non-anal (i.e. kissing, frotting, oral).

>>78656811
google: apu apustaja

All phone and frog posters must be gassed

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>>78656833

>>78656828
He pulled the nuclear option to end my NEETDOM once and for all, little does he know the military is one big welfare program

kind of wish America had mandatory military service for a couple years. wish I had a comfy Band of Brothers

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https://torrentkim10.net/torrent_song/110127.html

does this look safe please respond i havn't used a torrent in like two years.

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>>78656842
google: a big dick entering your anus

>>78656872
Shut up or I'll suck your dick, faggot!

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>Kpop

>>78656918
done with rehab?

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Is this true?

>>78656958
Fuck Drumpf

>>78656947
you have to be an artist to make this kind of quality
when will we get apustaja galleries

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>>78656938
it's a kpop band doing jpop.

just please tell me if it's safe.

eggs are the perfect food

>>78656980
i stole it from toronto poster >:3

>>78656991
maybe if you're a fucking pussy lover

>>78656970
yes

>>78656982
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5238595

>>78656958
yes

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>K-pop

>>78656991
for clogging arteries

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>>78657004

>>78656943
nother week and a half
next thursday is my last day of group
then i got like another 2 weeks of ""supportive employment""
not sure what to do then

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>>78657004
i love a girls special private bits and i also like eggs to.

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>for clogging arteries

i like boiled eggs in the winter

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Stop posting Asian media

>>78656982
>it's a kpop band doing jpop.

appropriating is problematic

>>78657044
is that like soup kitchen work or some shit

>>78656982
>it's a kpop band doing jpop.
>just please tell me if it's safe
that kind of thing is never safe

>>78656991
Mmmm, now I want a nice omelette.

delet your reddit flags now ryan

>>78657080
no its like ÿou have to apply at 20 places a day or we'll give you shit" type thing i guess
oh well there's always relapse

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Italian women are for african and Arab muslim dicks

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what is this?

the creator of Rick and Splorty said 30% of americans were nazis and urged people to stab nazis

lol

>tfw struggle with alcohol addiction for 7 years
>have two seizures in one month
>Decide to quit
>Haven't even thought about touching alcohol for past 3 years
Why didn't anyone tell me it could be so easy?

>>78657149
star wars

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say it with me buds
"米国が大嫌い”

>>78657151
ah yes, the cartoon network I grew up with.

>>78657162
ahhh

>>78657155
its different for some people

Say it with me chums
"Weebs fuck off"

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>>78657151
really makes you think...............

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helo wud iz habben in diz dhred

>>78657137
What about Mexicans?

>>78657151
He's not wrong, desu.

米国が大嫌い

Did I pronounce it right?

who is editing all these brainless wojaks?

>>78657237
/brit/

/^Canada$/
/^United States$/
/^Mexico$/

>>78657251
the source of all /cum/ memes

>>78657213
Not unless they are black

>>78657268
*finn makes the thread*

>>78656768
what do you mean he signed you up? just dont go if you dont want to?

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I was at the shopping mall earlier this afternoon and I saw an American family, the kids were like 12 years old and I'm not gonna lie, they were ungodly tall, like 6"2 dude. What the fuck do you put in your food muricans?

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Wh*te "people"

>>78657433
>New Englanders
disgusting

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yay that worked. i got the music!

cheers love.

Janny..... suck my dirty smelly cock

PIC24 assembly best assembly

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>cheers love.

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>>cheers love.

>host image and post it to extracirricular /cum/ community
>check server logs and pull all the IPs
>half of them are dumb phoneposters with dozens of ports open
>can only run clickfraud ops on a couple of devices
>the rest are shit poorfag phones with malware already entrenched
>the other half are pcs and literal macs, one which is already fruit fly'd, that respond to NTP reflection
>one moron thinks he's cute by running linux but is running a misconfigured apparmor profile with internet facing services running unconfined
Sometimes I wonder about you lot

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i have good taste in music desu.

>>78657278
So why Muslims then? Most of them aren't Black.

>>78657518
At least his shirt fits.

If he had a good white coat and smoked an actual cigar he'd look at home in a 50's gangbanger flick.

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should I buy 4chan after my lottery winnings?

>>78657524
I'm the guy with a pfsense firewall on my home network

>>78657579
Not true

>>78657524

>all those nerd words

SHUT UP AND GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY

>>78657583
Buy the island /pol/ is trying to crowd fund and fill it with refugees.
Maybe make it a purge like society.

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>I have good taste in music
>listens to JPop

>>78657577
did you learn japanese today

How do you have purpose in life as an atheist?

>>78657608
Yes, it is true. You think Pakis, Indians, Indonesians and Arabs are Black? Kek

>>78657666
There are many black muslims

>>78657643
By studying and working and blaming my problems on myself instead of blaming others

>>78657524
in English, doc.

>>78657643
they fill their sad empty lives with meaningless sex and hard drugs

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>>78657637
i did a decent amount.

i probably should have this to 50% by the end of the day. i've been slacking on genki 1 though because i had to catch up in my vocab drilling to chapter 7...

duolingo is fun too sometimes.

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>>78657632
>he doesnt like kpp and perfume

>>78657694

he am hacking the mainframe with a backdoor virus phished from your grammy's email

>>78657678
They aren't the majority

>>78657643
to convert Chr*stians.

>>78657643
I don't. Life is meaningless -- I give it whatever meaning I want at the moment. Existentialism is the name of the game.

Right now I have nothing to believe in, though.

>>78657643
I don't need a purpose.

>>78657745
They exsist, and Italian pussies need them

Why aren't atheists scared stiff of death?

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>>78657792
if they were they'd believe in God.

>>78657746
What about Buddhists and Muslims and Hindus and Pagans and all the other ones?

>>78657717
post 1 good perfume song

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Who is it feeling this need to a purpose?

t. the buddha and shit

>>78657792
Isn't everyone scared of death?

The only two acceptable beliefs in modern society is atheism or buddhism. Anything else is just medieval.

>>78657850
reddit

>>78657833
i'm n-n-not....

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>The only two acceptable beliefs in modern society is atheism or buddhism. Anything else is just medieval.

>>78657817
all those are memes and not worth converting because there is nothing to convert except for Muslims who falls under the same umbrella as Christianity.

>>78657643
>implying I do

hahaha

>>78656575
From what I've heard the janitor not only has a gf but also has a huge cock

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>>78657891
big fan

>>78657914
post nonplastics please

>>78657792
It's not going to be any different from the time before I was alive. Just nothing. No reason to fear it.

Unless you mean dying, in which case, isn't everyone? I just hope I go painlessly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbiSxunJatM

this song would be alright if it wasn't for the synthetic ch*nk vocals

i don't believe in the budha but i do believe in karma

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Is Alex Jones /cum/ approved?

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>>78657931

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zST7Qz3mGTs

>>78657961
probably a euro

>>78657957
he's just an actor.

>>78657825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBX5YGPNDbs

>>78657961
when did you took this photo of me?

>>78657882
>nothing to convert
Could you explain? I don't get it. Are you saying that they're not religious? Also,
>except for Muslims who falls under the same umbrella as Christianity.
You realize that those are the two most drastically opposed religions in recent history, right?

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>>78658013

>asian face

>>78658013
no one here is serious about religion

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>>78658047

this. We're all atheists

>>78658031
>You realize that those are the two most drastically opposed religions in recent history, right?
Only civilizationally, not because the two religions are diametrically opposed to one another or anything.

>>78658039
*cleans you up*

>>78658039
racist

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>this. We're all atheists

asians have the best face, you are clueless

>>78658031
I really only consider "serious" religions as monotheistic religions which Chr*stianity and Isl*m are and thus comparable.

Those are hardcore religions, where shit like Buddhism and Hinduism is more like good vibes central wher I don't believe their followers take as seriously as the monothestic religions who's followers were ready to lay waste to other populations of having different beliefs.

Hence, I would only bother to convert those from religions who are really fucking insane instead of just being a bit goofy.

I'm gonna go shitpost on /b/. See you guys tomorrow.

Holy fuckin hell. And there is more to come in the edited comment....

If only I had seen this when I was 13 and not at 23. Would've saved me 10 years of lies and 300 rejections from girls that liked me as an asexual being but not as a man. Wouldn't have wasted years in the gym, wouldn't have wasted all that time socializing trying to become an interesting guy, wouldn't have thought that confidence and being a kind guy was the way to attract a girl.

This is how every female is. Every single female that has commented on this sub or anywhere else on reddit or anywhere else on the internet or anywhere else in real life where they have said "confidence and being a kind person" works for attracting females for 99 percent of men were evil liars. They are extremely evil and shallow. Look at how degenerate they are, agreeing to meet up with a morally disgusting individual.

On AskWomen a female said her biggest turn off was guys saying misogynistic stuff, said her "legs close tight" when some guy abuses children or animals. Fuckin lying sluts, they would have agreed to have sex with this guy and would've said "oh it was just a ONS I had repeated over and over again until I found another guy that looked just like him and had the same ONS's repeated again and again until I met my sweet husband outside his engineering firm and realized I wasnt as sexual as I thought I was! Until we opened up our marriage and I started having sexual freedom with guys that looked like the guys I had sex with before marrying" I swear a female on there said the same thing about her poly marriage.

I wonder why females are so evil honestly. They sent Ted bundy love letters and also Richard ramirez. How degenerate can they be? I wonder what happens in the womb that makes every female so fucking shallow evil picky and racist. Every female regardless of their looks and personality is like this, they just lie in different ways. They all get off on fantasizing about guys being abusive and dominant in sex (yet say they don't like those kind of men), claim white cismales are evil (yet only date and have sex with those guys), say white men have yellow fever (yet these ethnic females only date white men). Females are contradictions.

what if you lived in western china?

>>78658071
They kind of are though. Christianity (key word being Christ) is based on the teachings of Jesus which is primarily a message of compassion, forgiveness, and morality. Your statement would be much more true if Christians still followed the old testament literally, but they don't. That's the whole point of Jesus. Islam is much more a political ideology than a religion because it was basically written by an Arabic Ghengis Khan. Islam's primary focus is the conversion of infidels through any means necessary and to instate a government based upon their religion.

>>78658286
breed with the local turkic population

Do white people know we hate them and we don't need them?

Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering what a naked girl looks like.

>>78658282
And all men are rapists

>>78658333
I just look at my gf when we shower together or lay in bed naked together.

>>78658333
i've seen a naked girl once irl. it was nice.

need a gf badly

>>78658333
just google it man

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found a new waifu, thoughts?

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thoughts on fuckhuge kots?

>>78658415
She looks displeased.

>>78658415
Had a week phase where I watched some of her movies to gawk at her.

The Black Mirror episode with her is really good.

>>78658417
sick

>>78658417
pet owners with fat pets should be sent to the gulag.

>>78658444
did you listen to the new commonfilth

back from campus.
had to go to a diversity and inclusion seminar
shan't be doing that again

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Why do niggers like giving thier children French names?

>>78658462
Why would you ever go to something like that?

Am i fucked for life if I did really, really badly for a semester?

I started off last year and got a 3 GPA in my first semester. My second semester my true self showed up again and I got like a 0.8 GPA. It's obviously set me back a lot already since there's classes I have to retake but will future employers look at it and go "no fuck you" even if I get my shit back together in the future?

Tomorrow I start semester 3 and I only have 13 credit hours and I'm hoping to use that to get my GPA back up. If I don't graduate before I'm 24 though I'm going to just straight kill myself. (I'm 20 now, some people even graduate at fucking 21)

My life is a mess, I was given everything and am so incredibly privileged and I just squander it.

>>78658495
required to get a my paychecks

>>78658461
yeah its half way done, playing dota

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>>78658434
she looks cute

>>78658437
rewatched The Martian this week and realized how qt she was

>>78658594

>0.8 GPA

how do you even manage to fuck up that badly. Did you not even go to class?

>>78658610
What?

>>78658617
That's a lot of it
I stopped going to 2 classes but never actually dropped them and my other classes were all C's and one D

>>78658594
don't fall for those fake deadlines

>>78658662

so stop doing that. You're wasting money

>>78658417
>>78658460
>tfw roommate/brother never took care of his cat
>I knew the cat since he had it so I took care of it
>he moved out, took cat with him
>his cat is now fat as fuck

>>78658612
the last 20-30 minutes are the best part

>>78658594
Graduating at 24 isn't so bad. I've seen a lot of people do it recently.

As for the bad semester, you aren't at a community college are you? If you work hard and do well this semester and the coming ones, you could try to transfer schools. When transferred, you take on a fresh new GPA slate which looks really good as long as you get A's and B's at the new school.

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>playing MOBA's

>>78658615
She looks displeased in that pic too. Are you sure you wanna fantasize about a girl who's constantly grumpy?

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what's a FUN game that I can run on a laptop?

>he doesn't play league of legends
heh it's like you don't want to fuck asian gamer girls for free

>>78658745
SC:BW is free

>>78658749
easiest moba easiest girls, at last i see

>>78658749
>He's so beta he has to go after asian gamer grills

lmaoing @ ur life

>>78658745

Nethack
Spelunkey
System Shock
System shock 2
Dork Souls

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>playing video games beyond the age of 12

>>78658745
eu4

>>78658767
Brood War? Just dled it the other day and am finishing the campaign.

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>>78658720
*tips*

>>78658745
oblivion

>>78658704
I've been thinking about trying to transfer. This place is really pretty expensive too. All I can really do though is hope I don't fuck up again but it's increasingly seeming like fucking up is my natural state

>>78658790
oh look the linux user

>>78658745
Mass effect 1

>>78658745
KOTOR 1&2

>>78658774
nothing beta about free pussy my man

ive read lots of books and it hasnt done shit for me

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>Video games teach important skills

tfw no gf

Video games are fun and are no more harmful than movies/TV as long as you don't get addicted.

>>78658856
Pretty much this. If you're an antisocial autist 4channer reading isn't suddenly going to make you a social butterfly

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>>78658891

there's no good reason why i don't deserve a gf

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>>78658891
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel...

>>78658939
but why do you want to give money to a manipulative temptress?

>>78658954
rip

>>78658980
i don't

tfw I'll never be fluent in Chinese

>>78658954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4

>>78659011
wrong

>>78658856
books are mostly for entertainment. The knowledge that builds from them is subtle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzFs4EvyljI

literary varg video

he is pretty much correct as well in the sense that lotr has Christian themes in a pagan setting

>>78659027
No it's right

It's a hard language. I'm just going to learn Spanish

but you said you wanted a gf

>>78659041
brainlet

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>>78658939
uh, have you checked your mirror?

>>78659031
>books are mostly for entertainment.
small brain post

bet you think paintings are just about looking pretty too

>tfw too intellijint to use the spanish I learned for anything

>>78659058
That's true :(

>>78659062
i'm pretty good looking in my opinion

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>>78659016
HE DOESN'T EVEN ALTERNATE WHAT SIDE HE DABS WITH
ERBDERBDERBDERBDERBDERBDERBDERBD

>>78659070
>learning isn't entertainment

small brain posing as big brain detected

>>78659076
if you learn chinese you'll become smart

>>78659094
Ah, never mind. He just did.

>>78659119
But it's soo hard

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>>78659088
yeah, in YOUR opinion

Most of you NEETs would have a gf if you got a job
Women love money

>>78659153
don't want that type of gf

>>78659153

Ive had like 6 or 7 different jobs in the last 5 years

still no gf

ur mother is sooo dumb she googles google

Interracial breeding grounds when?

>>78659252
NOW

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Hahahaha my dog looks like a person

>>78659345
Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIJOSSVqqVc

>>78659345
your dog is looking a bit thicc

probably going to go to the ER tomorrow for my hives since they dont seem like theyre going away.

pls pray for me to not die in my sleep

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>your dog is looking a bit thicc

>>78659107
you sound like an atheist materialist retard

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After a seven month break I find 4chan to be rather boring.

>>78659505
Probably means you should leave then.

Just had some ropa vieja. Shit was cash.

>>78659153
I have a job but I don't know any girls

>janny works for no monetary compensation cleaning my $27/h shitposts
Howling

>>78659524
Yeah, probably.

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>Wake up
>Still a terrone subhuman

>>78659544
Lies. They get paid in hotpockets.

>>78659544
>$27/h shitposts
Explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAh3fWkmW4I

>>78659485
Why do you have hives?

I want to have some custom shoes made.

>>78659568
My work involves doing absolutely fuck all at a comfy desk from 8-4:30 for $27 an hour

You don't deserve a gf. The only thing you deserve is death.

>>78659578
Fucking Drumpf, Hillary was /ourgirl/

>>78659602

>>78659599
My girl gave me a hickey last night.

>>78659578
According some faggot's analysis, Drumpf never crossed from his side to hers during that debate, but she walked into his like 25 times.

>>78659594
What's your job, anon? I was thinking about being an apprentice welder which would get me similar money and more later on, but that sounds top /comfy/.

can the next CUM be dedicated to croatia :3

"bob" scares me

>>78659629
back up you CREEP

>>78659640
Corporate concierge in a quiet building

>>78659643
No.

>>78659578
imagine having this much of a victim complex. le stronk women about has a nervous breakdown because a man is standing next to her

>>78659643
post your thighs and we'll talk

>>78659643
Yes.

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>>78659599
then give me death

>>78659671
I'm very envious anon
>tfw EE student

>>78658939
>deserve
That entitlement is why you don't have one.

If you see what you can bag and stop going around feeling sorry for yourself and like you've been cheated, surprising things will come.

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>>78659744

Honestly don't understand why I've never had a gf

I'm a nice guy

poop

>>78659780
>I'm a nice guy
this is obviously why

It's not that I don't deserve a girl. Girls don't deserve me.

>>78659780
>>78659780
>I'm a nice guy
that's the problem

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>>78659821
this

I can see the future
ask me anything

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>It's not that I don't deserve a girl. Girls don't deserve me.

>>78659780
>>78659780
>>78659780
>I'm a nice guy
there's your problem

>>78659829
>>78659819
>>78659843

Ummm wtf I thought girls liked nice guys

>>78659840
What do I have for dinner?

>>78659840
Are there white people?

>>78659778
t. girlfriendless faggot

Meanwhile, my girlfriend texts me goodnight each night.

>>78659827
GET
>>78659827
IN
>>78659827
HERE
>>78659827

My gf said I'm a nice guy, what are you idiots talking about?

>>78659840
How many anons posting in /cum/ have a gf