North America including Caribbean thread
Fuck america
Ate a salad that had goat cheese and pineapple in it. Tasted strange but good at the same time.
dont know why my mom needs me to keep picking plums for her, not like she actually uses them for anything
>mfw addiction treatment
JUST
>>78653363
North, latin, south or the united states?
Boo Denmark
>>78653619
she's teaching you secret karate skills
Reminder
Led Zeppelin is a terrible band
>>78653640
What for?
>>78653703
>tfw no danish equine gf
>>78653703
horse please
>tried to delet my /cum/ thread
>HUUURRRR YOU CAN'T DELET THIS
FUCK THIS PLACE
FUCK THIS PLACE
FUCK THIS PLACE
FUCK THIS PLACE
>>78653418
What's a salad?
thinking lewd thoughts.
also going to crack open a beer, cheers.
can't wait til the future is brown and the population is ridiculously bloated in comparison to the natural resources they've depleted at an alarming rate, and when they realize they're all sub IQ retards who can't engineer anything to circumvent their hunger, only then will they realize the brown cockroaches of infestation they are.
if I'm being honest that is
everyone laugh at the stupid dane
>>78653703
friendly reminder the person who created that image is a retard because they used the same woman for equine and simian
>>78653746
It shall become a monument to your shame.
>>78653703
THICC
H
I
C
C
despacito is the biggest meme
I WANT TO BE AN ASIAN MAN
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>78653746
it'll sit there....a reminder of your failure
>>78653703
CERVINE
E
R
V
I
N
E
>>78653754
Who cares we'll all be dead
>>78653791
what are you now?
>>78653779
I really don't think that's the same person, but I will await your proofs
>>78653754
>implying that's possible when not a single povertous part of africa has ever came to that conclusion
>>78653726
shitposting
>>78653363
And I love USA. Maybe because i watched mostly amers show in childhood. Robocop, Terminatore, ninja-turtless all that.
>>78653832
I'M A FUCKING NIGGER
Moar votes please
http://www.strawpoll.me/13773274/r
>>78653852
I might need to join you, then.
det gf
i think i have a 75% change of getting laid.
>>78653754
>Instinctively blame whitey
>Whitey long gone
Pottery
>>78653859
please send qt girls
>>78653590
>>78653590
>>78653590
>>78653590
Everyone look at Denmark. Look at Denmark and laugh.
>>78653898
As a rentboy maybe
o-o-oni-chan
>>78653898
today or ever?
Hungry
>>78653893
GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE THICCNESS
Bois
>>78653982
thats not THICC, thats obese
>>78654005
wtf i love obesity now!!!
>>78653911
What is it mean?
>>78653893
>bovine
>>78654005
Whatever you wanna call it I'd still fuck it.
>thats not THICC, thats obese
>>78654039
Send us attractive females (girls)
>>78654039
Бyдь лacкa, нaдiшлiть cвoїх cимпaтичних жiнoк дo штaтiв
>>78653870
nigger male is the ideal race+gender combination
>>78654059
>>78654030
thats not thicc either, thats muscular
>>78654005
Historically men have always liked fat women though
>>78653874
/cum/ is a pro-loli general!!!
>>78653950
I'm sorry I'll stop bully pls don't cry
last year of college up ahead
and advice on how I can finish on a good note instead of being a loser faggot
>>78654120
>Historically
stopped agreeing with any argument yuou could make right then
>>78654111
Wish he kept that series going desu.
>>78654120
reverse is true as well, women like men with some additional weight
>>78654005
she lifts weights
>>78654088
>>78654088
Ummmmm no
>>78654088
Literal cuck.
what an abysmal thread
stop posting fat women
is tough being me
>>78654236
Her worst enemy is a stiff breeze.
>>78654236
>he wants a women with no female features and short hair that is favoured by 1960's homosexuals
Hmm...
>>78653839
well neither picture is up on her instagram for some reason but here's her wearing the equine outfit
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDx4WHUQ8GZ
and here's her showing off her baboon ass in front of the same wall and mirror as your simian pic
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBm26e_Q8Oy/
b
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f
o
you're now thinking about how ""thicc"" women can't properly wipe their asses because of how much fucking density they have on their ass cheeks. you're now thinking about how days and days of shit crust have nestled into their "thiccness" and what it smells like.
>>78654068
>>78654080
O, I understand. Sorry guys. but all qute girl go out Ukraine long time ago. They work your wife and slut now.
*takes a giant shit in hand and smears it on the danes face*
I was on the websites of 2 local language schools. They offer Chinese(Mandarin) courses but not Chinese(Cantonese). Why is it like this?
>>78654286
>americans don't have bidets: the post
>>78654286
I always wondered people with big butts sit on toilets. Do they need to manually spread their cheeks or do an extra squat motion wihle sitting?
>>78654272
You definition of "feminine features" are big fuck cow titties and a oversized cartoonish ass.
>>78654304
isn't cantonese a dead language?
>>78654303
wow rude :/
>>78654303
*starts coughing poop*
*vomits all over your shirt*
>tfw i have a really small ass
Is not even a joke, im an asslet.
>>78654365
I know someone who speaks it. And his parents too. And his sibling. And his relatives in Hong Kong.
>>78654304
Same reason Europeans learn American English, it's more relevant.
>tfw have a pretty big butt for a boy
>>78654304
mandarin is the language of the chinese government
今年に私はセックスです。
>>78654351
breasts and wide hips are literally feminine features yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
Really like the skiiny asian aesthetic over the thicc meme
coming to texas next april
I hope to shoot guns and colonise your women
>>78654437
very nice body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlQS1pzHdA
I'm kinda glad we didn't choose this as our anthem.
>>78654491
hope you like 100 degree weather
>>78654120
yeah because changes do not occour through time
>tfw you live in the state with the most toxic trolls
https://www.wired.com/2017/08/internet-troll-map/
americah as a really shitty anthem
>>78654437
No taste.
Femininity is demonstrated through behaviour, not being a slut with fat tits.
>>78654567
angry little white men: the state
>>78654526
it can't really be that hot
>>78654285
I didn't make that image but it does look like the same ass, I'll nod to your insta-slut identification autism.
>>78654567
>Miami
>10.2%
Fuck.
>>78654637
why are you in miami
>>78654624
hahaha, you fool
>>78654567
Fuck time to start being an asshole on the internet real hard gotta get that percent up.
Also
>Toxic
>>78654624
This is Miami. TX is notably hotter than here. Soooo...
What would you choose?
1. Being able to speak Chinese(Mandarin) but not to write it
2. Being able to write it but not to speak it.
*steals your burgers*
>>78654351
>if you don't like STICC you are a nigger tier fat body lover
"No"
>>78654665
Parents decided to move here when I was ten. Been twenty years since, I've put down a lot of roots.
>>78654703
*unzips magnum*
not on my watch
>>78654708
"yes"
>>78654718
oh i thought you were someone else
>>78654624
>it can't really be that hot
>>78654696
speak. Can't flirt with campus qts by writing
i'm going to get really drunk right now
>>78654703
Stolen from the restaurant. Customer must get new burgers.
>>78654667
>>78654676
well ive survived like 95 degrees in sri lanka and I doubt texas is as humid as sri lanka
i was in this game
https://youtu.be/uHib6HgFGgc?t=136
>>78654773
Probably be fine then
>>78654676
>RealFeel
>>78654769
you have a drinking problem mang
>>78654769
what are you drinking?
>>78654624
most british post itt
>>78654617
It's the progressives in Vermont who are so angry and nasty Tbh
>>78654773
>"British"
>has been to Sri Lanka
Neurons firin'
dont reply to ryan
>>78654769
>mfw can't drink anymore
>>78654806
i haven't been drunk in like 2 weeks.
don't reply or acknowledge cara
>>78654846
because your tolerance has gotten so high from all that drinking
what kind of cigarettes should I purchase?
>>78654836
>>78654866
Now kiss
>>78654846
me either desu
>>78654773
the humidity makes it a bit more tolerable 2bh the sun is less intense because there's a thicker atmosphere
doesn't matter with sunscreen
>>78654888
lucky strike
>>78654890
he is in love with me
he gives me the most (you)s
Anything above 20 degrees is hot
>>78654888
cream coffe cigarillos
>>78654888
american spirit
stealing my "don't reply to X" meme
the lack of originality in the general is amazing
>>78654891
calgary kun you're not supposed to drink desu ne
Roleplaying as addicts is my least favourite /cum/ meme
>>78654914
>lucky strike
I haven't smoked forever. Filterless will kill me.
kill all namefags
>>78654919
t. nancy girl
>>78654888
305 Menthol 100s
add me on whatsapp
+5215578301781
>>78654834
it's not that uncommon for middle class brits to spend time in our sunnier former colonies
Why does Cara and Ottawa treat this like facebook?
>>78654944
thats why i havent
also last time it ended badly if i recall correctly
wait that was the last hundred times
>smoking
>favourite
>>78655016
It's not?
>>78654753
I would choose writing. Then I could write in fora and read magazines.
>>78654696
very strange proposal.
>>78654994
>British
>not vacationing in Spain, Girbraltar, Portugal, or Malta
Sorry, you've been discovered anon. Sinhalese or Tamil?
I'm about to eat this burger with fried egg. Feels good to be caribbean lads
Never been out of my state before no desire.
>>78654951
>roleplaying
>>78654888
menthol prince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io26z-ybCqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io26z-ybCqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io26z-ybCqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io26z-ybCqk
he did it the madman
>>78654951
Addiction is fun
t. fully recovered drunk
>>78655052
>refreshing goga-gola
>>78655058
I am mostly irish
>>78655065
>fried egg on a burger
good man
>>78654953
They have filters. If you haven't smoked in a long time buy marlboro whites, htey are the best whites.
Also, when you get used buy those lucky strikes without additives, they are miles a head everything else.
Ate way too much buds
>>78655099
>recovered
no one fully recovers from alcoholism
>>78655129
my mouth is watering
i love fried egg on a burger way too much.
>>78655099
I'm working on that. My first AA meeting is this friday.
...how did I let it get this bad?
>>78655116
So you're a Sri Lankan Burgher? Inderesding
>>78654624
Oh, it is. The lakes are boiling and we all walk around with crisp, flaky skin, much like croissants.
no ones fully recovers from yellow fever.
i am forever going to be forced to live in Vancouver or San Francisco digging subway tunnels, trying to meet girls in the Japan-town of both cities.
>>78655182
agreed
it's the patrician burger
Is there a region in mexico the rest of the country is super jealous of because of how successful it is like Toronto/New York?
>>78655257
you dont need a name if you have reddit flags enabled IDIOT
>>78655139
It's your right as an American
>>78655268
>jealous of toronto/New York
holy fugging kek
Gonna eat gumbo later and post on a image board about how much I ate.
>>78655165
that's just a bunch of liberal bullshit.
>>78655198
What are you planning on doing until then, drinking?
>>78655268
Sinaloa.
>>78655268
Mexico City
>>78655276
youre dang darn right
>>78655257
my yellow fever only applies to delicious thick jav bitches luckily
I feel sorry for guys who sink to sea goblin level
>>78655312
Haven't had anything since monday. I literally cannot not buy beef if I have the money. Zero self control. It's cost me two totalled brand new cars, three apartments, countless girls, and four jobs. But I keep drinking.
I'm broke now at least. So I can't.
>>78655275
oh... ya you're right... sorry im not very smart...
>>78655198
>My first AA meeting is this friday.
get a sponsor work the steps
>>78655268
Los Angeles
please rember that when you have cold not to smoke cigarettes tthat have no mentol when cough is strong always smoke menthol.
>>78655215
no I am pure anglo-celt
>>78655268
Monterrey
>>78655268
Detroit
>>78655198
Hah, good luck with that.
Went to NA and dropped right back out again. Was very serious about it too. Got all the way to step five and then, bam, hit the drink. Back to eating pain pills like candy now.
You can never go back.
>>78655353
*beer
Fuck.
>>78655362
Gonna give it my all
>>78655268
New mexico desu
>>78655382
Are you related to MIA?
Why is everyone naming american cities? I specificially asked for mexico.
>>78655369
noice
i am a plastic paddy
>>78655403
Mind projecting your own sense of failure somewhere else? thx m8
>>78655449
you're very popular
Danes have mantits and fuck pigs.
>>78655405
>Gonna give it my all
good luck senpai
it's not easy
just try to remember how shitty it was when you were drinking, that's whats been keeping me sober
really torn between leaving this place in a week and half vs staying
really wish i could go get fuckin loaded but we know how that would end
>>78655336
I find obese Primate hilarious btw
>>78655353
Cold turkey, I'm assuming you aren't physically addicted
>>78655463
No. I'm bitter I failed and so now you have to fail too.
>>78655360
wth she have plant in her hair
>>78655382
We have to weed out the rasheeds around here tbqh
>>78655485
muh genetics
When will they learn
>>78655479
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING TRASH
I've lost some respect towards skandi countries since I browse int? Who can relate?
>>78655555
checked
>>78655555
nice digits
>>78655555
Cant lose what you never had
>>78655534
Why are they standing like an RPG player character creation screen?
>>78655555
mucho cincos!
tell me a simple sentence, and ill try really hard to write it in japanese for you.
>>78655616
asian girls are ugly
>>78655555
What ever you say I agree with
>>78655555
>5x5
Based cokelord
>>78655616
muerete pinchi canadiense idiota puta madre vete a cogerte a una puta de ojos de regalo maldito animal idiota
>>78655616
I have bad taste in girls.
I'm the only person in this godforsaken general with any taste.
>>78655623
kek
>tfw you will always have mostly Scottish heritage
>>78655555
welcome to /cum/, take a seat
>>78655555
its only gotten worse
>>78655616
negroes are animals and should stay in africa
LITERALLY looks like a 12 year old boy who just had his awkward growth spurt
the worst fucking taste in the world
>>78655656
She isn't even Georgian politician tier
i wish i were a nigger bashing imperialist oppressing africa for the crown
>you will forever mexican
im crying
out of happiness
What's high school like in asia?
>>78655723
t. Low test
>>78655723
Pedophile
>>78655665
>he thinks that is a bad thing
Pleb
>>78655623
アジア人女の子は醜いです。
アジア人女の子= asian girl
は=subject marker
醜い=ugly
です=it is
ah yes
henrico county's awkward one liners
>>78655737
t. dayshaun jackson
>Crying-Frog-Meme-06.jpg?itok=cHr_3pRq.jpg
>attracted to basic instagram sluts
>thinks he has the right to judge anyone's taste
Settle down, sweetums.
Twiggy is disgusting only niggers like her
>>78655723
niggers wouldnt get shot so much if they kept their ashy little coon hands out of my property
hmm yes, the alcoholic who cant understand art
78655786
nonsensical and desperate post
watching anime is just one sign of homosexuality
does anyone else find it comfy that the queen's visage is on all our coins?
>>78655758
Literal commie tier ancestry the only good thing about it is my family were huge cunts like myself.
>>78655735
Kids would rather jump off buildings then continue school so that tells you its just like those shitty Japanese cartoons
>twiggy
queen's
/^Cara$/
lol
>>78655827
luv u 2 bb
Do niggers have more interactions with the police because they commit more crimes or is it because the cops and system are racist?
The blood of Teutonic knights runs through my veins. Deutschland ist mein Vaterland.
>>78655866
I like it. Too bad feminist cunts screech we need more women on our money so Trudeau puts some literally who negress going on our money.
>>78655918
both
I wish girls liked me
>>78655852
>implying Keijo isnt the PEAK of heterosexuality
Cara when shes 50
>>78655793
based
so many plebs ITT
I have no hope for this general
>>78655905
dont forget these too
/^Fist of Flames$/
/^Ottawa$/
/^Denmark$/
>>78655943
The black cops have internalized racism because they are more likely to shoot a nigger than a white cop is.
>>78655918
the former
>>78655942
>pic
No way that happened in this year of our lord, 2k17.
>>78655942
holy shit that fucking mosque. i dont get why they put that black lady desu, canada's historical black population is small. in 10 years theres gonna be a chink on the paper.
/^Finland$/
/^Germany$/
>>78655983
did you really block me :(
Stop watching oriental cartoons
>>78655871
Scots invented the modern world and only became lefty faggots in the 1980's it has nothing to do with your ancestors.
>>78655983
dont think State/Province filtering works
>>78655965
>Cara when she's 30
ftfy
>>78655983
Thanks, forgot to filter the "dane"
Namefagging should be a bannable offense.
im joining a japanese club this year (not anime).
apparently there's a fair amount of japanese exchange students at my school. maybe they'll help me with my test.
>>78656026
maybe
>>78655914
Anyone else here ever wanted to get raped?
Being a weeb should be a bannable offense.
>>78655989
ive also experienced that female cops are more aggressive in front of their male partners than the males themselves. its a very sick and sad mental state. The black cops could shoot more often for very many different reasons, but they might even trust their fellow man less than the white ones.
>>78656052
he was using a name, and you can block extraflags with an extension
>>78656066
cara is the only one who does that
>>78656069
Which are the club's activities?
wish i was with mad mitch in yemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=979olNsCN4w
>>78656096
Not really, no.
>>78656037
>>78656019
>i dont get why they put that black lady
BECAUSE IT'S CURRENT YEAR
what happened to the canadian staying in a mexican hostel?
>>78656175
hes being a normie
>>78656175
I ate him
Why won't a video game company have the gall to give us what we all want? When will we finally have a Slave Ship Simulator?
Imagine just cruising over the Atlantic Ocean. The ocean spray on your screen. The rocking back and forth as the ship creaks. You stand on the prow with your telescope taking in the New World as soft murmuring of moans and whipping sounds come from below deck.
>>78656152
Why
>>78656123
Yeah I know. Most worthless posts I've ever seen.
ah yes, the sun
gettin in the screen of my laptop and blocking my view
>>78656140
i think they watch movies.
and we help the japanese people with english and vice versa.
there was one white person in the picture last time so i'm a lil scured.
Can't wait for a certain state to fall into the ocean.
>>78656175
He died his last post was about the cartel surrounding him
>>78653590
>>78653590
>>78653590
>>78653590
>>78653590
Don't forget that there's already a thread alive, ok doki anon?
/cum/ thread made by a /cum/ nation
>>78656281
>>78656281
>>78656281
>>78656227
A long time ago now a game called "Empire: Total War" promised slave trading in pre-release. Mysteriously when the game was released you could only trade "ivory" from Africa by sending trade ships there with no mentions of slaves despite being set in the 1700's.
Really makes you think... :^)
>>78656227
Because people bitch and moan over shit as meaningless as this still.
>>78656108
The police are more likely to shoot a white person than a black only because they are trying to pretend they aren't racist.
>>78656360
>The police are more likely to shoot a white person than a black
They really aren't, though.
>>78655761
nonsense desu
Janny's afoot
What just happened to the other threads?
THE JAN MAN
ok now what thread do we use
wtf i live janny now
MAKE A NEW QUICK
>deletes both threads instead of directing all traffic to one thread to skip running the chance of two more simultaneous threads popping uo
janny is a silly goose I tell you what
>>78656408
According to most recent research I don't care to post, they are more likely to pull the trigger when the offender is white.
>>78656555
nice dubs
>>78656569
>implying janny isn't making his own new rn and won't just delete the others
>>78656595
>dubs