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>>78651435
pple

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Animu

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have slags gone too far lads?

g

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>>78651435
nime

skrrt

purple drank

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post kots

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ah yes
the "virgin wants his tendies" technique

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>>78651453

>>78651450
yes
>>78651464
no

Stop calling everyone boring you stupid PRICK

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Can't help but feel that this picture accurately portrays most of you runts

>>78651425
Clearly a different person

When did British school get so soft?

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anime

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>>78651485
anime

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go lift some weights, they said

>>78651457
evolution of the cheb window is getting out of control

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>>78651453
>>78651464
>>78651483
>>78651502
>>78651504

nime

>>78651476
No, I'm not a paki

>>78651496
Under Blair

>>78651476
love this so much

>>78651525
, and why that's a good thing

BTEC > gAy Levels

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alri

>>78651510
asking for it

>>78651546
not complaining

don't like the idea of women only train carriages tb h, don't feel comfortable sitting next to another guy when the train is crowded, prefer chatting to the old ladies

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Someone say slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags?

Nelson's Column should be TORN DOWN as he was 'white supremacist,' says writer after US statues dispute

>>78651502
arse and tits

>>78651554
>>78651565

COR BLIMEY

>>78651565
janitour

>swiping on tinder
>solid 70% of girls use snapchat filters are their main picture, obscuring half their face

what the FUCK is wrong with women

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>>78651565
GET HIM JANNYYYYYY

love being bummed

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>>78651565

>>78651554
is this anime

>>78651575
>says boring fucking jew immigrant

microwave pizzas for dinner

>>78651547
t. brainlet

>>78651565
this cant even give me the slightest semi
literally 0 response
so nasty

Janny rid me of this filth

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Me on the right

>>78651624
'der

found a good opening line on tinder to break the ice

>>78651602
love harry tb h

>>78651476
Haha his lil face when he eats it

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*enters thread*

>The black slaves whose brutalisation made Britain the global power it then was remain invisible, erased and unseen.

Fucking state

>>78651602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

>>78651647
Share it then faggot

>>78651640
I saw the pakistani channel 4 guy on the tube

>>78651640
bizzaro milo

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>>78651565
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>>78651610
dont believe so

>>78651678
Give him time lad, he has to switch to his arabic keyboard

>>78651678
"please go on a date with me else i'll kill myself"

Oh fuck off

>>78651595
they get more likes on isntagram with face filters so they assume it makes them look better

>>78651640
Kek.

I seen this fella on BBC the other day and thought he looked like a third-world Milo Yandopdopdopodpopdlous

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MISSUS BANFIELD

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>>78651693

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23 august2017inmyrentedflatin hiwumb

wokenbyloudanging

teddygottheswiperhellosnail

HACKED againonmypc

MAYBE IT'S YOU VIDEO

>>78651671
Wow thanks for posting the link I was absolutely stumped as to what the picture was from

>>78651695
>gif
fuck off

>>78651663
Is that a rovrum united shirt

business idea: tim byrne concept album

>>78651482
fuck me do you really need a technique explanation of how to jump on someone wen they're lying on the floor

nigga just kick them in the head lmaooo

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>>78651726
*blocks your path*

ITV2 :- Shaun of the Dead 20 mins in!

>>78651696
no arse
no tits

you don't happen to be a sodomite do you sir

>>78651731
yes because everyone in this thread has seen the sketch
get fucked aggy twat

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GET ME TO AMERICA RIGHT NOW GIVE ME A GREEN RIGHT NOW SUNSHINE I'M BEING HACKED BECAUSE I'M TOO BRIGHT I DON'T WANT TOLIVE IN THIS HORRIBLE COUNTRY AND ASSOCIATE WITH THESE SLOW PEOPLE NOT AS BRIGHT AS ME DRAGGInG ME DOWN

Why is tim so oily?

Rorke here in my rented thread on 4chan's /int/

janny's got the swiper

cowardly leftypol are hacking my computer AGAIN I'm much brighter than them

NEED someone from the /cum/ to get me a green card or citizenship so I can leave /brit/ and never come back

>>78651758
>20 mins in
reeeeeeeeeee

>LIVERPOO

>>78651765
i hadn't seen it thanks lad

>>78651756
obviously a fake profile

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>>78651768
HOWLING

>>78651754
That could be easily parried

>>78651768
>Rorke here
stopped reading

>>78651681
Nice, very nice.

Any Jellybean butthole man in?

>>78651765
Only aggressive party here is you sweetie x

>>78651754
>kick them in the head
they bring up their arms
you kick them in the forearms and then fall over
then they kill you while youre on the ground

>>78651767
bags of sand

>>78651811
Pics aren't that good desu. I was disappointed

What's the difference between British, Irish and Jamaicans? All look the same to me.

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>>78651758
Already watching it

>>78651787
name?

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>>78651768
DPD HACKING ME

I'M ON TO YOU VINAY

>>78651780
I know la :(

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>>78651837
sara underwood lad

>>78651833
Same with Spaniards and Moroccans

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the spanish gf

>>78651818
this isn't a kung fu film you chinky twat, you aren't pulling your fucking ju jitsu crap when a bloke with shoes on is kicking you in the head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

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>>78651815
as calm as a millpond mate

>>78651864
quite good

>>78651835
You know what what's up!

Alright what mental illnesses does Tim have?

I think

Schizo
delusional narcissism
psychotic
bipolar
OCD

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/845054/terror-threat-netherlands-rotterdam-allah-las-pop-concert-evacuated-police


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES

>>78651866
wtf is that thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrTBH_VYVD0

>>78651811
Post link

>>78651908
CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
NOT CHRIS
NOT CHRISTOPHER

>>78651901
a caracal you stupid cunt

>>78651866
what's up with this cat then

quite like driving wish i had my own car though

>>78651864
NAME

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>>78651908
>american posters

>>78651901
gatze

>>78651835
Post willy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIbj-KfMSzk
all i want in life is a relationship as good as james and elyse's :(

>>78651726

>infertile

based

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>>78651762
hello bender

am VERY picky on tinder lads

might explain why I only get 1 match a month

>>78651966
No

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The 'fu

am VERY picky on grindr lads

might explain why I only get 1 bumming a week

>>78651897
part and parcel
islam means peace

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>>78651973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

LOVE brother Hao
LOVE china
LOVE the communist party
HATE australia
HATE the UK

not a chink, just don't like them, simple as

>>78652000
Thats a child you cretinous nonce

>>78651998
Post jammies

I fucking hate trannies and the cucked Paki government for tolerating them.

Do you need to have dick pics to use grindr?

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>>78652000
aobas far fitter than this blonde spacker which i hate

>>78652045
>LOVE brother Hao
stopped reading

Absolutely cannot stand this hype over the fight on Satuday

>>78652045
>australian flag
stopped reading

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>>78652048
She's 20 and very senstive about her small bust actually

>>78652031
woah

match on grindr unbummed me when I said I've never had a job

>>78652055
Wearing trackies and a tee shirt

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>>78652045

>>78652058
>Do you need to have dick pics to use grindr?

>>78652097
Let's see em

how do i find my soul mate?

>>78651482
thug street fighting isn't a martial art

>>78652128
Grindr

>blocked on grindr after sending a facepic

:^|

>>78651831
where to find

>>78652058
nah
if youre just looking for someone to grab drinks and party with you just need face pics and good conversational ability

but for hooking up? yeah

How do I get as oily as Tim?

Anyone watching that new crime show top of the lake

is it any good

>>78651980
Are shoes like that banned yet here?

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>>78652116
For you gay boy

>>78652136
holly has the best chebs

>>78651973
is that dogs nose sunburned?

unironically meeting with a guy from grindr for the first time next week

the pretending to be a chink loving communist gimmick is getting a bit old

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>>78652045
AAAAAAaaaahhhhhhh yes yes yes I see
... THE CHINESE ah yes very good

>>78652135
unironically happened to me last week
am still upset about it

Windows 10 is fucking awful

*punches a nazi*

hehe I punch th-

>>78652137
eight chan

business idea: copy/paste posts ad aeternam

>>78652161
do you never wear shoes or socks cunt
whats wrong with you cunt
whys your leg hair down past your ankles

Attempts to stir dissent against the party will NOT BE TOLERATED.

FINAL WARNING

>>78652011
in what way weren't they?

>>78652000
what animeme is tthis

>>78652161
Those are sweat pants

>>78652161
those arent trackies theyre niggerbottoms

business idea: copy/paste money

on grindr i have found:
1 long term FWB
3 one night hookups
1 threesome
1 boyfriend
2 platonic clubbing friends
0 STDs

its honestly the best phone dating/whatever app around. it blows shit like Tindr right out of the water

>>78652161
HAHAHAHA slazenger trackies ahahahahah

>>78652193
I am the next evolution of mankind

new tay tay album in november lads

>>78652062
shjes a good girl and a loving sister

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>>78652205
New game

>>78652179
hate living in a rural shithole, little grindr action

>>78652226
*gives you beano*

>>78652231
Under armour mate

why is getting HIV a fetish to queers?

ever find that when you like anime you're actually autistic? i don't. because i don't like anime. seems like a common issue for people who enjoy anime though.

NEED a yandere GF who threatens to cut my balls off if I even so much as DARE to look at another woman

ever find that when you like anime you're actually autistic? i don't. because i don't like anime. seems like a common issue for people who enjoy anime though.

getting my dick sucked by a guy off grindr tomorrow

>>78652134
but im not gay :/

>>78652240
id fuck her but shes very far from being first choice

concrete enema

>>78652277
Because they have the luxury of NHS money to look after them and treat their degenerate lifestyle.

>>78652300
no you're not

>>78652000
she looks a bit young m8

NEED a yandere GF who threatens to cut my balls off if I even so much as DARE to look at another woman

>>78652280
god i wish that were me
>>78652291
what if she also refused to let you touch her until you were married?

>>78652291
is it you, aussie ballbusting connaisseur?

>>78652335
this is so dumb

>>78652329
Am, popping into G town tomorrow, arranged a meet while I'm there

>>78652301
erm do you hate diversity or something

not letting a gay man sick your dick is homophobia plain and simple

>>78652277
There's just some really hot about a big pozzed cock to me

>>78652357
bender

>>78652277
Because they have the luxury of NHS money to look after them and treat their degenerate lifestyle.

PUBG is fucking shit and it just shows how dumb people are that it's so popular.

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went on grindr once
this is a 36 YEAR OLD MAN

couldnt believe it, mad stuff

>>78652382
Those toes are longer than mine

>>78652384
Want my dick sucked, getting my dick sucked

>>78652185
what board

>>78652301
erm do you hate diversity or something

not letting a gay man sick your dick is homophobia plain and simple

>>78652410
asmr ofc

>>78652371
i let people suck my dicfk and sometimes i even suck theirs. it's not because im gay it's just quite fun and arousing sometimes. just doing a service to the gay community really.

>>78652318
Where do I sign up?

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Ah yes
England

its only gay if you cum first

>>78652391
Still pretty ugly. Don't shag anyone older than 26 normally

Just picked a dead spider out of my ear after it's been feeling funny for a few days.

Weird.

when the foot fetishists have exhausted their appetite, what body part will they move to? what body part is even left?

>>78652425
Foot fetishists should be hung

Just picked a dead spider out of my ear after it's been feeling funny for a few days.

Weird.

Rick and Morth is fucking shit and it just shows how dumb people are that it's so popular.

>>78652391
sickening.

veggie junk food is just not satisfying
morally superior though

Any brown feet?

>>78652444
Ah yes - diversity!

>>78652463
>hung

Rick and Morth is fucking shit and it just shows how dumb people are that it's so popular.

>>78652453
i have a thing for asians so i found him pretty cute

but yeah, 25 is my limit

>key to ending the crippling loneliness is to get a job
>don't want to wagie

help lads

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>>78652136

>>78652528
get a part time job

>>78652501
where can i find more of her?

less lewd shit please i'm unironically at work

>>78652520
also have a thing for asians, just isn't my type though

how old are you man?

>>78652462
ear
i like sues ears

>>78652501
W E W
E
W

>>78652501
There are no darkies near where I live

>>78652562
*fewer

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why are chinks so heartless, soulless and lacking in empathy?

>>78652601
communism

>>78652601
that's a dog mate

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>>78652568
18
but most of the guys im attracted to are 21-22ish

i dig masculine asian guys, and 99.999% of asians under 20 are twinks

genuinely liked BLACKED.com to be honest

>>78652601
I don't know, they just are

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went on grindr once and all the gays bullied me

>>78652601
in a land of 2 billion, only the strongest, most ruthless survive

There's no time for emotion, what we're looking at is the ampitheatre of survival, and they're coming for the western world soon

>>78651457
they must literally be glued on

>>78652628
Get you man. 18 and 25 is your limit. 19, 26 is my limit. I usually dig guys 20-23, rare to find any cute asian guys up north, let alone cute student twinks who are also tops

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>>78652601
He's trying to wake up his friend

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:^(

Someone post jellybeannslag leaks

>POOCASTLE POONITED

>>78652707
never wear my glasses in my pics

>>78652707
kys nonce

Hate poofters, hate pakis, hate degenerates, love pints.

>>78652707
Say "fuck off"

spit one line everybody's like

kendrick and shawty

september is the best grindr month in uni cities

>>78652842
nonce

any Manchester uni lads in?

>>78652862
have fun with your dry dick virgin

What do you wear to lectures? Trackies?

crotch is smelly

>>78652886
nonce TWAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8

actual tune

>>78652873
What's Manchester like?
Is it comfy?

>>78652930
literally couldn't get dick if you tried

>>78652891
sari

>>78652931
>>78652931
>>78652931
NEW/新

>>78652931
>>78652931
>>78652931
NEW/新

>>78652941
for a big city yes, much nicer than anything the same size or bigger in the UK
in absolute terms no

>>78652891
it doesnt matter

>>78652941
It's a pretty nice city, a lot of development has happened and still is happening since the Irish bombed it

>>78653026
>the Irish bombed it
When?

>>78652891
Full suit

>>78653057
1996.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFpvfz8Ls4Y

>>78652891
jeans.
some people wear chinos if they're in fashion

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what about this boy /brit/?

>>78652958
dont want any you bent nonce twat

>>78651476
Mine is dead faggot