/brit/

let's create a

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'nime

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anime

>>78649698
why is it important

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anime

when its not a commie runt its a little bedroom fascist making his little threads early

>>78649743
Might buy a shashka and cosplay as a cossack at fancy dress parties

been off /brit/ for a few months

what have I missed and have you missed me?

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foreners out

japanimation

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>NVQ Level 4 eyelash extension exam tomorrow
>extenders are in the dishwasher

got called a paki in lahori karahi

>>78649743


Excellent edition

>>78649937
Disgusting
Kys

>>78649905
idiot

>>78649937
this is pint gf from an alternate angle
people NEED to be made aware of the power of lighting

MY NIBBA PUT DAH NASTY BIH ON BLAS DO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foVcM2tgrR8

why are we making fun of btec tier exams when 80% of /brit/ are """lazy geniuses""" who cocked up their a levels

>>78649969
???

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka0ffdxUSl4

HOWLING

>>78649993
sorry

>>78649937
definitely a polish jew

post pint gf

hairdresser with kids told me I should get kids soon

>>78649990
crab bucket syndrome

>>78649990
literally me, i only partially cocked them up thougb

Got called a nerd in PC World

>Do you think London is a place you would like to GO?

>Do you think London is a place you would like to GO TO?

What is the difference, lads? Please help.

>>78649990
umm no I have a stem degree from trinity college and earn 6 figures and live in a massive mansion in the home counties countryside

>>78649900
BIG tits
are you bisexual

business idea

>>78649990
t. proud owner of an NVQ level 2 childcare certificate

>>78650001
it's ok x

https://youtu.be/UsV2yDnAOYs


literally me

>>78649990
i think /brit/ has a much broader range of people than you'd expect; anonymity is a great equaliser

political idea

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>HNC Beauty Therapy exam tomorrow
>mo makeup for the morning

>>78649821
>pulled back from the brink just to wageslave away
honestly fuck life

>>78650071
This guy was comfy as shit when he talked about myths and folklore, now he's going down the autism lane with all genetics and stuff.

>>78650018
>>78650059
>>78650098
haitiANO shut the FUCK up

>>78650097
hope there are no disgusting women in here

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>/brit/ says universites are full of retards and SJWs
>/brit/ mocks anyone who does a vocational qualification instead

>>78650039
prefer not to say

all I want is a chav tart yet only smart mousy girls, hipsters, dominant women, middle aged women and Asians find me attractive

just wanna pull down some slags trackies and stick my willy in her

>>78650129
schizoid idea

>>78650133
:/

>>78649997
COWARDLY SNIVELLING BASTARDS
THEY'RE NOT BRIGHT AND I AM BRIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW7UE1gaotE

>>78650031

>A: No, too many pakis

>>78650134
/brit/ isn't a hivemind

>>78650134
>>/brit/ mocks anyone who does a vocational qualification instead
(mostly) ironically

>>78649990
NOTHING wrong with being a lazy genius like myself mate fuck off

>>78650176
P-please answer. Is there any difference in meaning at all?

>>78650140
I'm not.

>>78650134
brainlet

>>78650164
get out of here roastie

>>78650206
first one is incorrect

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having macaroni cheese for tea

Can I get some supportive (you)s today, feeling sad for no reason to be honest :(

bought some boots with 2 inch heels lads

I'm a male btw

>>78649874
Looks runtastic mate

I study in Praha (or Prague to you) and we also have to sit on the stairs in the anatomy lectures because there aren't enough seats.

The University would like to take in more students but there just isn't enough space

>>78650228
Really? Hm... Thanks, mate.

>>78650236
:3

>>78650206
both are probably correct first one sounds more american

>>78650206

2 is right

>i would like to go london

makes no sense

>200 word sports psychology dissertation due in on monday but have been in magaluf with the lads all week and haven't even started
am I fucked?

>post pics of you dancing in your underwear
>bend over and reveal your bumhole to the world
>get mad when people repost them

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>>78650236
here (You) go lad

>>78650031
first is wrong but both will be understood to mean the same thing

magaluf more like shagaluf ahahahah x what am i like

i suck balls all day

just because i like it so much

>>78650244
i think it weeds out after the first semester people start leaving and only people who really want it stay

here are your two options

1.slave for mr goldberg for 60 years and achieve financial happiness as long as you comply with his wishes

2.do whatever the fuck you want when you want without anybody telling you what to do but have limited monetary resources

>>78650291
reddit

>>78650216
this isnt your safespace anymore geek. we are taking over x

>>78650253
makes sense if you're northern

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took my earring out and now can't get it back in

>beauty therapy exam tomorrow
>been in lanza with the squad for 2 weeks instead of studying
think I'm fucked

Raving brexiters will love this.

Their hatred for anything not white and English is palpable.

>>78650318
erm not all men are geeks you're stereotyping us

A supermarket in Germany stripped its shelves of all foreign goods for a day to make a point about racism.

The Edeka supermarket in Hamburg said it wanted to show how “boring” Germany would be without diversity, selling German-only products on a busy shopping Saturday.

The emptied shelves held messages such as “this shelf is quite boring without variety” and “so empty is a shelf without foreigners”.

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>>78650304
>Drespiese the French, is responsible for Bataclan and Nice

>>78650248
>>78650281
thanks lads, means a lot

>>78650326
turtle

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>have £30k
>have to put down £10k on a £100k 2 bed terrace

ah yes, perfect, at least I don't live in london I guess, there's always that

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>>78650333

and proud of it you brown bastard

Gotta decide if I take this new job offer lads.

>>78650360
so what does this have to do with importing millions of muslims?

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Wrote a poem lads.

>>78650304
excellent post

finna subscribe to the economist lads.

should i y/n

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did my first solo drive earlier lads, have to say I'm feeling PRETTY good right about now

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>>78649990
>"""lazy geniuses""" who cocked up their a levels

Unnervingly accurate

>>78650391
fuck and stay on your board

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United Cuckdom of Shitain lmao

>>78650410
financial times tb h

>>78650410
n

financial times innit

I voted remain but I still hate non-whites desu

sargon of akkad got a nice bloke face the type of guy who could lend you 4 figures if you really were in trouble

>>78650400
What did he mean by this? What does the tiger represent?

very deep and powerful piece

>>78650304
lol

>>78649990
French : C
Maths : D
ICT : D

not stupid, genuinely smart, just lazy and not challenged enough, simple as

>>78650425
>>78650430
AH YES the FTpol are here very nice

>>78650397
NAZI RACIST GO HOME! RAPISTS NOT RACISTS!

Thanks for the replies, lads.

>>78650304
heh nice

was talking to my lad about scuba diving and he asked me why the divers always fall into the water backwards

well, if they fall forwards they are still in the fucking boat

knocked his head silly haha x

swedish lad what was the thing about bethnal green you posted, dying to know what it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYdLKafK-sM

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>>78650419
this is my board snowflake xo

>>78650473
didnt reply to you but youre welcome

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Grandad moved to Australia to avoid inheritance tax, gonna be minted lads

the bulgarian economy has grown 4.5% since all their scroungers moved to britain and started sending money back

>>78649990
fucked up my alevels but managed to finesse my way into a good uni, smashed that and got a strong masters degree from a top university for my discipline

still utterly depressed that i couldn't have been a sports star or a porn star or something fun.

>>78650410
do it, unless you're a rorke brainlet, then don't

The FT is only good for the financial section

not of normal criminal element

>>78650488
nah fuck off

>>78650436
wrong but I know what youre trying to say
t. expert face reader

Explain yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E

>>78650476
normie twat

>>78650497
Have a (You)!

>>78650498
seen this on reddit

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>>78650519

back to pakipol runtlet

>>78650508
Masters in Sports Science from London Met

>>78650498
That's a very amusing picture, rib-tickling even

>>78650512
>The FT is only good for the financial section
braintlet

>>78650294
Why do they leave? Medicine in Paris would be amazing

>>78650508
>fucked up my alevels but managed to finesse my way into a good uni
wtf how

>>78650481
someone from /lit/ who wanted to mislead the paki lad there

probably leads to a sex dungeon

>>78650544
nah fuck off >>>/pol/

>>78650526
>he never played WWE with his mates
Stay pleb.

>>78650556
because it's very very hard
PACES (first and second year of medicine studies) is like shutting yourself from the world to study like a madman

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found out about this 1940s martial art called Defendu

It was developed by the Police Comissioner of Shanghai as a course of selfdefense that could be taught to large numbers of unskilled people in under a week
It was later tweaked to be more aggressive and lethal and used as the primary closecombat doctrine of UK commandos and US marines
The man who invented it also later invented the Fairbanks-Sykes Knife which is still the specops knife of choice and features on the SAS and Marines logos.

am thinking about maybe learning it cause its meant to be so easy, but i have no idea how to ask a friend to help me drill without them thinking im autistic.

Ideas?

>>78650569
howling, couldnt find it on maps though
probably a brothel yeah

>>78650572
triggered balding autist

>>78650604
not balding

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Anime

>>78650555
buying the FT if you don't need the companies and markets section is like buying the daily mail for the quality news coverage

utterly pointless

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>>78650617
anime

>>78650617
1 2

>>78650610
triggered autist

>>78650620
>buying the FT if you don't need the companies and markets section is like buying the daily mail for the quality news coverage
not really

>>78650630
nonce

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>>78650631
Good taste desu

The Economist is a bad paper with a non-existent moral compass

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>when the whole squad aces the BTECs

Honestly wish I was back in the 6th year common room playing James Bond 007: Nightfire on the Xbox with the lads tb h

>>78650649
all me

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>paying to read online articles

Don't even know what I feel anymore

>>78650262
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>>78650436
>>78650437

grow up

there is literally no reason to read anything other than the spectator

ah yes another nine months of classes

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>>78650652
no

>>78650684
all me

>>78650670
angry paki bastard

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>>78650678

business idea: walk down southend pier

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got a huge gobbet of earwax in my left ear can feel it with my finger but cant get it out

>>78650678
idontknowWHATyouwantanymore

>>78650697
not a bastard

>>78650689
used to read the spectator when I was a right tory cunt

>>78650678
is google broken?

I know someone who did 3 btecs and got into Newcastle Uni to study journalism.

Why didn't I pick the easy route lads

>>78650719
angry paki

>>78650742
all me

>not keeping up with current affairs exclusively through newsround and the funday times

>>78650701
9/11 and the 2005 underground terror attacks happened under a Labour government. Take that atheists.

new beardmeatsfood episode out lads, he eats 5 dominoes pizza haha the absolute madman

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any anime man in

Just read the Guardian and the Torygraph desu, it's easy

>>78650744
odious little scrote

>>78650701
london tube bombing

>>78650750
thrumbflf BTFO

>>78650737
Sounds VERY prestigious

>>78650762
You're a fat shit

>>78650737
>3 btecs
>newcastle uni
>journalism
>easy route
to what? assistant manager at starbucks?

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

>>78650762
who's this green bloke and what's he got on his head haha silly bugger

I just read the Beano and Sonic the Comic to get my news and current affairs

>>78650585
Why are they kissing each other in the beginning?
Why does the one lad get the cigarette that has just been thrown away?
Why does the "C'MON MAN" lad sound like a drank 4 bottles of Whiskey?

?

>>78650783
not fat

>>78650762
Seen any good anime recently

just browse the int catalog for my news

>>78650784
i'll have you know i'm actually assistant to the manager, not assistant manager

>>78650787
agreed

>>78650798
they're all smashed as fuck mate

>>78650782
From French prestige (“illusion, fascination, enchantment, prestige”),

from Latin praestigium (“a delusion, an illusion”),

>>78650802
t. fat shit

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f*cking h*ll

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>>78650809
anime

doing an existential crisis

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>tfw you see someone reading the metro on the train trying to look smart

>>78650852
woah....that's a long pier

>>78650750
Still regret not betting on the election

Would have been willing to put a few hundred on Trump months before the run-up, but I was lazy and procrastinated on it

Eh

flat earth is real

>>78650702
did that before it burnt down aha
is it rebuilt yet?

>>78650841
my literature teacher in school was a big semantics fag always bringing up latin and ancient greek in arguments really annoying gimmick

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the thread watcher

>>78650880
4u

Got a jurisprudence 2:2 from undergrad and currently saving (working at Costa atm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEwnMTaXTys

just ordered delivery from my local japanese
what a world we live in

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*reads*
hmm... interesting

>>78650934
You're a boring cunt. Fuck off and die

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>shitting on alt-quals
>mfw I did an 'access to science' 8 months course and it got me into Warwickshire Uni doing a pharmacy degree

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503518290675.webm

proper weird relationship I have with my dad lads, not even like father and son, just like acquaintances(although he never really was a proper "dad" despite raising us anyway)

I'm still cool with mummy though xx

>>78650930
this was a parody of an ad that had a black guy replacing a white guy instead, saying be more stylish or something

>>78650911
>gimmick
>An Americanism dating back to 1925-30; origin uncertain
FOY

>>78650960
>>78650934
could not care less

>>78650594
military melee techniques that are meant to kill someone as quickly as possibly or at least render him unable to fight are usually not what the average runt needs to defend himself from school bullies

>>78650960
im proud of you

>>78650972
KEK

I have subscriptions for the Economist and the Spectator

>>78650960
>warwickshire uni
I genuinely don't know whether you're trolling or this is an actual thing

Listening to the latest h3h3 podcast

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who was in the wrong here lads

>>78650981
except that i dont want to learn the lethal military version (though it is quite interesting)

the nonlethal policeman version seems like it might be handy to know

>>78650911
yeah I think this is a French teacher thing
they have a hard-on for latin and ancient greek

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>>78650960
>Warwickshire Uni

>>78650960
I love you

I have subscriptions for Jacobin Mag, Thermidor Mag, Radical Philosophy and the Jacobite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGBpi6SvqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGBpi6SvqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGBpi6SvqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGBpi6SvqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGBpi6SvqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGBpi6SvqE

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TIM IS GOING MENTAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka0ffdxUSl4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgDMQWV87ys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIOgSzmeyrQ

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>>78650960
>Warwickshire Uni
fucked it didnt you
lying brainlet twat

The ONLY patrician tier podcasts are:

>sam harris
>tim ferriss
>the new james richardson football one
>the specator
>my dad wrote a porno

Higher education is bascially just training to beceome a good goy.

>>78651027
>>78651007
Uni OF Warwick is a russell group m8

>>78651024
nah my other french teachers were total mongs he was the only one who did this. he was also the one who converted me to reading books more and stuff so overall he was a good lad. his diplomas and overall curriculum vitae is only excellence too

>>78651011
HEY same

>>78651042
>going

got 3 A*s in my a levels but dropped out of uni

>>78651071
yes Warwick is, and uni of warwickshire does not exist

>>78650798
They intoxicated as all hell

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get all my news from my private eye subscription tb h

>>78651042
dont care

get all my news from a quick browse of the /pol/ catalog every morning

I wish this boring cunt on here would fuck off and die

>>78651111
checked and keked

>>78651111
the private eye*

fucking hell getting my gcses tomorrow well nervous

>>78651150
loooooooooool same

>>78651146
wrong

about to cook a chicken literally scared shitless of touching it's organs and shit

wanted to be fancy and buy the bird itself and not just in nugget/breast form, regret it deeply

rorke here in my rented thread in 4chan's /int/

leftypol are cowardly hacking me again because they're not as bright as me

>>78651023
then go ahead

why would it be autistic to ask a friend to train martial arts with you?

Get all my news from reading tea leaves

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>>78651150

Get all my news from the daily horoscopes bit in the metro every morning

>>78651160
if you can't handle it you shouldnt be eating meat

>>78651160
pathetic

Fucking hell lads getting my sats results tomorrow, bricking it, could mean the end of my life if I don't get some C's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBSTzZejCFE

>getting your news from a single source
lmao
I'm subscribed to r/unitedkingdom and get the best news WHEREVER it's published

>>78650684
fuck off mick

>>78651165
idk, just seems a bit weird

>>78651165
>train
mentioned

>>78651150
aren't gcses for 16 years old?

Off for five (5) days after toil tomorrow lads

get my 11 plus results tomorrow lads.

just installed loonix

got my preschool exasm hope i dont bugger up my ABCs LOL

Get all my news from topical references on American sitcoms

>>78651221
have an epic upvote my atheist friend!

Edit : thanks for the gold kind stranger!

dont read the news any more because it doesn't matter

Who /White Man's Burden/ here, chaps?

i dont read the news

i make the news

>>78651243
so

>Hate my job
>Fantasise daily about telling them to stick it

>Have a new job offer
>Suddenly focussing on how shit the new job is and all the great things about my current job I'll be losing

Maybe I'm just a negative motherfucker who is impossible to please.

What's the difference between British, Irish and Jamaicans? All look the same to me.

get my news exclusively from my media studies exam that I'm sitting tomorrow (bricking it)

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>shitting on alt-quals
>mfw I did an 'sports science' 9 months course and it got me into the University of the Highlands and Islands doing a PPE degree

>>78651282
idk mate it's a website for 18+

>>78651279
I think we were too soft

>>78651281
woah

listening to korean hip hop

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>>78651255

>>78651231
then call it sports if it makes you more comfortable

I'm going to the shop for some booze

Listening to serge gainsbourg

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>>alt-quals

could knock conor macgregor and floyd maywether out at the same time, skinny manlet twats

>>78651306
hello nigger

>>78651325
hope you're older than 25

>>78651349
fuck off

>>78651299
What do?

>>78651306
>korean hip hop
kys

>>78651349
47

listening to georgian traditional folk songs

>>78651346
racist

Forgot how much of a choon this was
https://youtu.be/Ic5vxw3eijY

>>78651328
Kill yourself you boring twat

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>>78651349
autism

>>78651358
better take your id just in case

new soon

>>78651360
What's wrong with BTECs and the like?

They're all just equivalent paths to uni, the same as A levels

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>>78651358
>47
>still on Chan

listening to no wave

>>78651356
bully

Bruce Foreskin lmao

listening to pavement

>>78651349
I am unironically 33

>>78651409
pics?

>>78651425
>>78651425
>>78651425

NEW

>>78651409
bit gay