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RAY

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my kids are starving

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

>>78648148
no because I take in facts and look around me before I make my decisions which is being the opposite of a drone.

I see muslim asylum seekers are committing crime and terrorist en masse so obviously you wouldn't let any more in would you but a leftie just shouts their open boarders propaganda without considering the effects of it.

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>>78648224

the slovak poster isn't ryan

>>78648101
im saying that people care about what is actively and obviously happening around them. if they deem the alt-right racist (and rightly so), then they should stand against it. other shit can wait

>>78648123
nice retort ;)

>>78648244
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

got called a corny nigga in kfc

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>>78648224
love are ray

>>78648242
how do you know it's not a monthly thing? Don't jump to conclusions and assume they eat takeaway every day

I'm literally the most attractive person I know

need a hotwife to get cucked by lads

The redpills have distorted my worldview, and I'm losing my will to live

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anime

smoking weed: opinion?

>>78648308
Proofs

>>78648308
reddit as fuck

>>78648292
dont know many people do you sweetie x

>>78648308
degenerate

>>78648308
distorted

>>78648304
What animu is this from

>>78648273
>then they should stand against it
Last time they tried that one of them got run over.

>>78648263
the trillions in economic growth it could bring?

>>78648292
Is that why you can't help shoving chair legs up your bum?

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This life is hopeless now it was -- elated. Uh-uhn.
Did you return there again? Mm-hmm?
Master plans, they have no ending
Master plans, they have no style
All-in-all we are pretending
Play along for just a while

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anime

>>78648308
salrite

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>leftie

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>>78648285

>when the pakis take over Ray will hide in the forest and raise a white militia in guerilla warfare

Can't wait desu

A N I M E
N
I
M
E

>>78648359
ah yes, canada is so much different than the us

Poles are clearly Germans in denial, they have germanic box heads and Ukranians have tiny pea slavic heads

>>78648347
dagashi kashi, its a snack advert

>>78648347
dagashi kashi

>>78648292
I am when I'm looking in a mirror with the light behind me strangely

>>78648347
its saya from dagashi kashi

>>78648375
N O N C E
O
N
C
E

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>>78648304

can't believe we still haven't legalised weed

>>78648303
3rd eye opening the final lid lad, soon comes a state of being without views or reasons for anything.

>>78648349
ah yes even more pressure on an already struggling economy when all the immigrants do is shit out babies and claim benefits

0.0001% of them actually contribute anything to the economy

>>78648351
think i recognise that porn

>>78648308
Whatever.

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The next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

>>78648422
source

>>78648414
we never will

>>78648421
source: your arse

>>78648308
child tier """"drug""""

patricians such as myself have a manageable heroin addiction

If you could press a button to kill every single Muslim in the world would you press it?

>>78648450
not sure, i think i recognise it, if i had source i'd definietly recognise it

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The next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

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at last, I truly see the futility of nation-building

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Indo China internet wars

>>78648394
>>78648396
>>78648406

Thanks!!
You Limeys are alright.

>>78648308
disgusting
look down on them, just as i do with regular smokers, drinkers, tattooed people and dog owners

>>78648476
would people know i pressed it?

>>78648455
we probably will within the next 20 years

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>marijuana? Legalize it

>>78648414
the problem is that when it turns legal the street dealers won't have any source of revenue anymore and will either go back to robbing and breaking in houses or selling hard drugs which will make them more available

>>78648210
>bug eyes

don't think so bud

>>78648347
Ore no fappu fappu fappu

>>78648458
so in your mind all these immigrants coming into the country are all getting high paying jobs and claiming no benefits and having no babies and claiming nothing from the state at all and not committing any crimes and are making an effort to integrate themselves into british culture

hmmmmm

>>78648480
>fatman beard
>paul hollywood child killer eyes
>square face like a potato slav
nah

>>78648490
>Chinese women like Indian men

on what distorted alternate reality is this true

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>marijuana? nah, keep it illegal

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>look down on them, just as i do with regular smokers, drinkers, tattooed people and dog owners

>>78648509
can't we just do what we did 200 years ago and hang people or send them to australia for nearly every crime

>>78648499
yes

>>78648509
>or selling hard drugs which will make them more available
wtf heroin is everywhere, guess I'll have to start using it nao

>>78648543
since when did rasheed hate dogs

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>>78648490
Hilarious

>>78648494
'eed

>>78648544
think that's a bit cruel

Average salary of a Waterloo & City line passenger is £81,250

>>78648365
>>78648373
>>78648502
>>78648532
>>78648534
>>78648537
who are you quoting?

>>78648560
probably not then

>>78648563
since they stink

aisha has a cute cat
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/897865138304417792

>>78648526
No, I just listen to the evidence instead of what makes me feel angry and morally righteous. Don't worry about it lad we're all guilty of confirmation bias

>>78648572
You're Mum

>>78648570
you're right, would be kinder to just hang them all instead

>>78648561
if it's more widespread and available on every corners of course there's going to be more users

>>78648586
cats got a bit of a funny face

>>78648292

pics please x

>>78648563
it's like you don't pay attention mate

fuck off you frog bastards

>>78648572
you can't see all the posts unless you have a TV Licence mate. You only get the ones the BBC gives away free to foriegn readers.

>>78648615
alri

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Thoughts?

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>>78648615
>lower case i

>>78648583
didn't realise dogs care about that

>>78648632
i don't

been drinking a gallon of milk every day for the past 2 weeks

reckon ill get cancer but i do feel stronger

Anyone in marlybone?

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>>78648636

>>78648592
can you provide me evidence of how much immigrants contributed to the state last year then

fuck off foreners

>>78648664
shoes

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might take a nap
thoughts?

>>78648681
who's natt?

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How were your A Level results lads? xx

>>78648666
literally who are you quoting

>>78648629
>>78648292
*bums you*

>>78648244
>>78648276
't

>>78648664
wouldn't mind these on my bollocks full speed

swedish cunts are even worse

>>78648698
*tucks you in and rubs your belly*

>>78648702
good dog

>>78648706
don't remember it was like 10 years ago

haha did the man draw the picture xD

>>78648706
14. something got the mention bien

>>78648706
i dropped out of my a levels several years ago hahahahahahahahahaha

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>Marijuana? We should have a sensible combination of public health and criminal justice policy approaches that reduces availability while still acknowledging the disproportionality of giving custodial sentences for simple possession

How were your BTEC results, boys?

>>78648756
haha he did

did A levels before they introduced A*

yes im that old

>>78648776
literally who the fuck are you quoting

Neighbour is doing the Bane CIA pose and wearing a blue shirt

So lads, what do you think about the finns?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jizmrgQpovs

Reminder that there's literally nothing wrong with sitting and eating a big block of fresh cheese

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>BTEC

>>78648780
passed Sport Science and got a Merit for Hair and Beauty

>>78648788
how olds that

>When a girl says that you remind her of her dad

>>78648708

*shits on you*

>>78648806
Nice.

she was star struck but I'm feeling heartless

>>78648809

Good sign lad. Girls are naturally attracted to men like their father.

Anyone watching 'No More Boys and Girls: Can Our Kids Go Gender Free?' on BBC 2 tonight?

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>>78648793
is he a big guy?

>>78648706
Left Sixth Form a while ago but I checked how they did this year and they were shite, almost all of them doing mickey mouse degrees at dogshit Unis, one twat kid who got into Cambridge for history.

The performance of the school has been getting worse the past three years, every results they photos are taken and it's sad to see the JUST looks on the teachers faces.

>>78648490
howling

>>78648856
I'm a dorky overweight manlet

>>78648868
one of my friends does history at oxford and he's become even more of a twat

>>78648861
this must be the right wing bbc the leftypol lot were talking about earlier

>>78648809
>when she asks "you like that daddy?"

>>78648809
>>78648856
nonces

*discontinues Altoids*

let me tell you somethin about TPS reports

can't wait for the beeb to lose state support

>>78648884

My point still stands.

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>>78648794
LOVE em webm related

>>78648702
fucking stupid dog bet it cant even read

>>78648910
That they're a useful way of directing and tracking workflow in a case-oriented team-based working environment?

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>>78648809
>When a girl says that you're like a brother

do you tell people about /brit/?

Desperately need a gf who doesn't mind a foot fetish

>>78648702

Faggot dog fuck off you're not fooling anyone

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skip this break

ARGGGHHHHN. RJEHIEHIHBEF KHSUB SHKKHBSKH DFKHHJB. FBEH

Bam, I took that staff, disenchanted it on the GOD DAMN SPOT

>>78648794
really like jaakko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-MJWo4gbPE

>>78649015
i don't even tell people about 4chan at all

>>78649015
can barely describe 4chan without sounding like a weirdo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHC6I7v-1Pc
can't stop listening
makes me think of abba for some reason

Listening to Indicud

>>78649015
Rules one and two.

>>78649059
shut up retard

>>78649015
Only to my friends familiar with the chon and only when it is relevant

anyone ever failed their first year of unviersity? going to be 28 by the time i fucking graduate now. Yes I know I'm a loser but I'm trying to make my life better. I failed one module and failed the retake because my grandad had a heart attack and died in front of me a less than a week before my exam so i was too distracted to focus.

Yes i failed that module with my own laziness to study and i absolutely regret it. But I want to continue, dropped out of sixth form and got back on ym feet and did my A-Levels self-taught and got A* Maths A* Physics and A Further Maths. So I'm not a complete moron.

Just feel so crushed after fialing this exam.
>t.civil eng student

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>>78649003
>When she says it while you're having sex

>>78649066
>>78649066

I miss alan

>>78649015
I post screen shots Facebook

>>78649047
not worth the effort really, most people will either be confused when you explain it to them or presume its exactly as the media says it is

feel tired

>>78649015
>>78649015
I have a friend who posts here, sometimes we discuss the latest gimmicks and memes going on

>>78649036
ANCIENT MEME ALERT

>when you fuck your sister

https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/900091500905758720
fatty

>>78649093

Mech eng drop out here. Failed 1st year, worked one year then went back. Dropped out in final year after failed an hero attempt. All will be fine. I'm in a solid job now.

>>78649039
odd but intriguing.

>>78649015
accidentally told the gf once

>>78649150
quite like moretti

feel so anxious and scared all the time

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>got my NVQ level 2 hair straightening course tomorrow
>straighteners have blown a fuse

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>being germ*n
Is there a worse feel than this?
Islamic conquest couldn't come soon enough

>>78649187
about what

>>78649211

Exam was today lad... they also had spares.

>>78649211
literally who are you quoting?

>>78649218
I heard Merkel made every single town and city at least 30% refugees

>>78649218
germany was cool until 2015

>>78649226
everything

>you find a hair in your food at the restaurant

do you kick up a fuss or let it slide

Who's the female deano?

Cara?

>>78649295
it's probably my own hair

>>78649301
Stacey

are front cameras just shit lads? when someone takes a photo of me im usually pretty happy with it, as well as if I look at my reflection. if I take a front camera pic it just completely washes my cheekbones, jaw and any other features and makes me look like one blob

I should note that I am almost paper white so that could be why

>>78649295
i don't make a scene but i notify someone who works there

>>78649329
how can you be so dense
of course they are

>>78649329
>i should note that on paper i am almost white
fuck off

>>78649329
ugly bastard

>>78649329
shh

be quiet

>>78649093
Mate I study Medicine in Central Europe. The number of students who have to retake the first year is huge, and the number of people who get kicked out also sizeable.

I have many friends who had retaken their first year, and have just now completed the last year and are now doctors/dentists.

It's just a year. As long as you enjoy life in that time, it's not time wasted. In the grand scheme of things it's only a minor setback.

oops posted the wrong pic ahaha

>>78649315
why was this deleted

>>78649015
Only a friend who already goes on 4chan

Just did a prayer for Alex Jones and infowars

>>78649093
sounds like you're perfectly on track to graduate from the university of life

>>78649093
first year barely counts mate, you'll find a study pattern that works for you over the next year or so and things will be much easier. keep at it

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>>78649398

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>>78648706
good enuff to get into my first choice uni

A* maths
A* further maths
A physics

>>78649174
>failed an hero attempt

As in a heroic exam, or trying to fly from the top of your flat?

Sounds horrific lad. How did it get to that point?

stop talking about uni

>>78649427
how old are you

>>78649398
why was this deleted

>>78649374
in medecine here people from 2nd year often come in the classes of 1st years and buggers them

I want to go to siberia/mongolia and live out my Russian Civil War fantasies

>>78649398
why was this deleted

uni

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RIP King Rooney aka Roo Roo the Great

>>78649453
19

had to retake my a levels because im an idiot

>>78649462
France is a country in decay

>>78649464
I'm imagining how stupid, spotty, ugly, mongy, etc. the person behind this post looks

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hot asian boys

>>78649494
are you joking
im 23

>worked as a hospital porter when I was 17 and patients would ask if I was training as a doctor
>colleagues at work would ask me to date their Oxbridge educated daughters because 'we'd be a good match' (I'm actually a spastic)
>get away with not paying for trains pretty much all the time

hmm yes being moderately attractive and talkative has its perks

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made a pepe

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>>78649487

>>78649525
why was this deleted

>>78649517
cute

>>78649501
oh shut up

>>78649487
about time

>>78649525
please mate i'm fucking begging you

>>78649504
Im actually fairly good looking, i just have weird obsessions.

Also nothing wrong with enjoying being outdoors you fucking blob

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Londoners WILL defend this

>>78649550
you horrible little CHILD

>>78649613
peng ting

why do you want me to seep so badly

>>78649613
I cant tell if she is cute or ugly

got called rasheed in oddbins

>>78649626
go to sleep

just popping outside for a spliff x

>>78649545
Haha Englel

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>>78649247
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>78649093

out of interest, how long was it until you were back on 4chan after your grandfather passed?

>>78649015
nah.
i thought about telling one of my mates about /tv/, i reckon he'd love all the memes but then i remember the constant blacked/cuck shit and all the anti semitism. Now way i could tell him i browse that without looking like a weirdo

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love pints
love girls

simple as

>>78649644
post butthole leaks

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hm doesnt look as cute in real life

>>78649545
3 hours ago is not a very useful timestamp for an image

>>78649688
deranged little narcissistic goblin

>>78649688
What beer is she drinking?

>>78649613
need to squeeze in between those two qts

>>78649680
Yeah you can

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>got my BTEC level 3 sport science course tomorrow
>football went over into the neighbours garden

>>78649702
who gives a fuck

Since Labour are keen to introduce female only carriages to reduce the amount of groping, can we introduce whites only flights to reduce the amount of terrorism?

>>78649728
>gif
fuck off

>>78649093
The repeat year is a lifeline, not a punishment. I presume you can continue the other modules and only the one you failed.

Your feelings of defeat and inadequacy will disappear in the coming weeks. As long as your parents aren't upset at you, which they shouldn't be by the sounds of it unless they're the terrible paki type of parents who hound their kids, then just look past the emotional bullshit and pull your boots up.

Really don't understand why repeat year students get so depressed over it. Yeah it was avoidable, but by this age you should know that shit happens, and nobody is really judging you. An extra year REALLY is not that much.

>>78649688
This is what I meant to post before I deleted it lol

>>78649730
we need white only countries

got called a woolly woofter in FreshXpress lads

>>78649730
http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/23/mp-shares-tweet-saying-abuse-victims-should-shut-their-mouths-for-good-of-diversity-6872181/
shut up and get used to diversity

>>78649713
i literally unironically did BTEC level 3 sport science

>>78649728
opened this on uni wifi and now I'm expelled

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>NVQ Level 1 bricklaying at 9am tomorrow
>haven't got any change for the sunday sport

>>78649727
Me

>>78649462
As in coming into the classes to cause a disturbance? Mate that is nutty sort it out jean haha

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>peng

>>78649447

Tried to hang myself in a multi storey car park. People found me about 1 minute before I would have died. Hated uni, hated life. Knew I would fail and saw no other alternative than death. Here I am now happy as can be making a decent wage. Life can surprise you if you give it the chance.

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>>78649777
do they have spares balls for the football exams

I'm extremely attractive

>>78649730
Why on Earth do they want that? Appeasing to feminist/muslim voters?

still awake

>>78648210
is that fucking tyler1

>>78649823
im so attractive that im ugly

>>78649775
>b-but I only accidently liked and shared it

Pakis have one goal, colonisation - and they've found a group of useful idiots in the labour party to help them do it.

>>78649530
>>worked as a hospital porter
stopped reading

>>78649743
>>78649743
>>78649743


new


>>78649743
>>78649743
>>78649743

would you lose two inches from your height to add them to your penis?

>>78649832
>Appeasing to muslim voters?

Yes, precisely.

>>78649843
it's leanice44

>>78649811
yeah they do it on purpose
look at how the runts in medicine first year rush into the amphitheatre when it opens just to have a good spot (last ones sit on the stairs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8glUjz-yTe0

>>78649822
there are no exams in btec brainlet

>>78649821
>they saved your life
>just so you can slave away for mr goldberg your whole depressing life until you die eventually anyway

grim

>>78649832
no they're trying to appeal to families
what the FUCK do you think

got called a paki in Liquorsave

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>>78649875
wouldnt know

Got called a kuffar in poundland

>>78649823
I'm pretty unattractive but asians still want me for some reason, but only asians

why do skinnyfats always wear tank tops? They should be covering themselves up out of shame

It seems I'm only considered attractive by hipsters, big dominant women, older women and Asians

I just want a nice cheeky slag

>>78649891

Well I wouldn't call 250k slaving.

>>78650013
the fuck do you look like la

>>78650056
>250k
>mechanical engineer

pull the other one mate

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>>78650102

I'm a broker now