/SINO/

any memes lads?

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>>78646535

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>>78646535

So Cmilk is moving to Japan...

>>78648067
llllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>78648067
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

我想吃比萨
应该叫外卖是不是?

Apparently you need a Chinese ID to set up Alipay
Is this true?

你最喜欢什么样的比萨?

>>78648965
昨晚我吃了你妈妈的比萨

>>78649065
that doesn't even make sense

>>78649144
ur mom jokes doesn't have to make sense

What do you guys feel when you hear an European trying to speak Chinese?

>>78650314
only heard a few;
britbong: they butcher mandarin, just like they butcher any other language
italian: pretty good pronunciation
russian (if they count): just awful
romanian: same as the russian
french: very gentle pronunciation, was pleasant to listen to
also the french and russian were grills, the rest guys

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我们

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did i hear MEMES?

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>>78652403

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>>78646506
>>78646535
>Sissy chinky bois

I'm sure the US army are afraid of all those peasants and Otaku

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>>78650314
I met a white van man tier britbong in a Taipei hostel once, looked pretty much like pic related

Then a chinky bird walked past and he burst into local tier 100mph mandarin

it shocked me as a nippy 18yr old thinking my pigeon chinese was suitable

>>78648067
He made the video private. Is it legit?

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>ASIO 'sacked' worker after romance

>The former agent, who cannot be identified because of ASIO's extreme official secrecy provisions, was four years into his career at the agency in 2011 when he met and fell in love with a woman from overseas.

>When he became aware the woman, who is now his wife, was lodging in Canberra with her nation's military attache, he made a ''contact report'' to his superiors, according to ASIO rules.

>But when it became clear the foreign diplomat had discovered the agent's identity as an operative, ASIO bosses began the process for revoking their man's ''top secret positive vetting'', accusing him of breaching the "protective security framework policy" by revealing his secret job too early in the romance.

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/asio-sacked-worker-after-romance-20130820-2s9nw.html

It makes no mention of the woman's nationality, and their faces are obfuscated. Which country do you think she is from, /sino/? :^)

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pic related is a joke making rounds in the Chinese Internet right now

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>>78654528
and here's a translation someone (not me) made

>>78654528
>>78654559
Not bad.

>>78646506
Why is there no /pol/ thread on OP image
did I get bamboozled?

How to increase testosterone naturally ?

>>78648067
Hahahjahahahahahahah yellow fever

>>78656055
take natural steroids

>>78654559
Dank

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Tomorrow is the day

Learning chinese @ Confucius institute, yay or nay?

>>78648890
If you want to use it in China. Yes, you'll have to call customer support, but they're usually pretty good.

>>78648890
No, not true. As long as you have a bank account that works with Alipay (last time I check you need a Chinese bank account, but that also does not require state ID, just a passport and maybe some additional documents depending on which bank) you can set up Alipay. Know this from experience.

>>78660607
No you can simply register with your passport.

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>>78654528
>>78654559

Can someone explain this pls ?

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>another day on /sino/

>>78658657
no takers?

>>78648457
我想吃比薩
應該叫外賣是不是?

Fixed it for you

>>78662690
it depends
confucious institute has only chinks as teachers. and you need to be able to comunicate with your teacher

>>78648067

what about prozzie's loser ass? he looks like he's backpedaling on leaving china. or is he going with c-fag

and what about c-fag's ugly monkey wife? is he leaving her? kek

I heard that chinks like to fuck their own sisters, is this the truth?

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>>78665224
and do you also believe in jews sacrifice babies to satan by any chance?

>>78668412
sage

>>78668409
in fact jews blowjob newborn babies

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the question
will these caps be a hot selling item for the coming christmas ?

>>78669311
>>>/g/62059794

>>78669432
好的 谢谢亲的信任哦 您真的很厉害哦 还可以用中文打字聊天呢

>>78669311
thanks for idea peru

>>78652026
是秦俑

>>78652026
Wtf, why do chinks look like space aliens?

I need a quick rundown on the character "了"

why must it be so damn confusing? im trying to use it in various sentences in different contexts and i can't work it out.

>>78674136
You look like space aliens

>>78674408
not even native chinese know.

>>78662690
Depends on your teachers I think.
I went there for one unit and the book they use is extremely slow and shitty.
Actually I only quit because they put two 12 year olds in our class and they were annoying as fuck.
I guess it's the same curriculum everywhere. I can post some of the book if you want to take a look..
Apparently they swap the teachers every two years, but the ones we had all spoke very good German so I guess they only send those abroad who know stuff? Idk
Too bad they weren't QT

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>>78669311

>>78674408
It has a lot of uses, more than can fit in a 4chan post. However, this page WILL give you a very thorough run-down on 了 le.

http://comet.cls.yale.edu/mandarin/content/Lele/grammar/Lele.htm

If you want something shorter and simpler, there's also:

https://eastasiastudent.net/china/mandarin/four-kinds-le/

>>78678812
please post the book, I'd like to learn

>>78679871
Thanks a lot

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FRESH new video by Guzheng QT 玉面小嫣然

I think girls as pure as her are untouchable for Westerners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoMPJPQSE20

>>78679953

peru? does that make you angry peru? peru? do you want to go to seoul and try to serenade Cindy peru? to win her over?

peru?

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>>78680403
Westerners can only get chinese girls who look like this

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>>78680553
>Westerners can only get chinese girls who look like this

Then they go on the interwebs and *tap* *tap* *tap* on the keyboard to brag about their 'qt' Asian gf.

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>>78680604
Meanwhile Chinese men get White girls like this and quietly go on with their lives.

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>>78680672
>Meanwhile Chinese men get White girls like this and quietly go on with their lives.

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>>78680192
eh wasn't thinking of posting the whole book, here's the index of the first volume.
one course was 30 units at the CI I went to, and one course covers one book.
very slow
i guess the private lessons can be paced depending on how fast you progress tho. not sure what learning material they would use there


>>78680604
>stalking profiles and saving pictures straight from facebook
jealous?

I looked for property prices in Taiwan.
Why is it so Expensive?

>>78680879
Where did you look? Taipei?

>>78680902
Yes, Taipei.
How people can afford to buy property over there?
You must be millionaire to afford it

>>78680952
>he hasn't seen Shanghai or Tokyo

lmao

>>78680952
>You must be millionaire to afford it
yes

>>78653045
Damnit China, we're supposed to be the fat nation.

>>78680672
>>78680704
calm down /r/hapas lad

>>78681476
The spirit of Elliot Rodger still lurks /int/.

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>>78681678
doesnt even make sense since ER hated seeing Asian men with blonde White girls more than anything else in this world since anytime he got 'violent' (both real-life and on the interwebs) was when he saw these couples. If anybody is an ER, it would be this UK anon here >>78681476 or you

http://laist.com/2014/05/30/man_named_in_elliot_rodger_manifest.php

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>>78682274
Follow the light Elliot. Leave this place alone.

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have you ever got ripped off and screwed over by the eternal chink on alibaba or the other sites

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>>78682864
Consider choosing offical store or store with higher reputation
crooks are all over on this land and we cant do anything bout it

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>>78682864
>brought exotic trees seed from alibaba
>realize that i ordered it from Laos
>postal office ask me why i am buying weed seeds

>>78682864
alibaba chinese (www.1688.com) > alibaba english
Im preparing a course revealing all my secrets and insights for buying wholesale from china

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>>78683392

how much will you sell it for? where will you sell it peru?

>>78683048

don't worry, it hasn't really happened to me yet. but I did get sent a shitty product once which resulted in some problems from a few customers for me

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How will prozzie and cmilk survive in Japan? They have no jobs and everything is super expensive. It's not like China where you can live on your $600 a month ESL wage.

>>78683844

do you sell on amazon or have your own websites/stores

>>78683392
There's a chink shit general on /g/ already bru

give it to me straight
how hard will it be to get antiperspirant?

>>78683723
Patreon

>>78684733
Most East Asians dont smell when they sweat, so there isnt a market for deodorants or anti-perspirant.

>>78683723
is sexpatting a thing in Japan?

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>>78685746
>sexpatting a thing in Japan?
yeah, especially for russian and eastern europe girls - just like in China. For white men, nope.

>>78685746
Virtually every male western immigrant to Japan is an aspiring sexpat

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>>78685859
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyDI_VWL9mI

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>>78685955
that isnt sexpat but PUA. as if there isnt tons of Asian PUA guys on Youtube also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJp3-HCDn-8

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>>78686027
>Asian PUA guy
I Google it, not surprised by the result.

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>>78686027
sorry, 对不起, 不好意思, perdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5NUNBUNaqE

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should I rescue the thread?

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>>78689603

>>78683723
c-milk has the pateron bucks, prozzie will have to become a 40hr week ESL monkey or go home


>>78684733
nigger it's not the lack of deodorant that will bother you, it's the squat shitters and lack of teabags/marmite

even the import stores are mostly American shit

>>78685618
This unbelievable fact is apparently true. See: Japan. I think its dietary.

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15 yr old Chinese boy has sex with his White teacher
Teacher got caught
Now the white teacher is ordered pay $1 Million to the Asian boy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4816136/Student-seduced-teacher-awarded-750-000-damages.html

>>78693235
from what I've heard it's genetic
they sweat much less, and also their ear wax is different

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor#Genetics
>The non-functional ABCC11 allele is predominant among East Asians (80–95%), but very low in other ancestral groups (0–3%).[4] Most of the world's population have the gene that codes for the wet-type earwax and normal body odor; however, East Asians are genetically predisposed for the allele associated with the dry-type earwax and a reduction in body odor.[4][16][18] East Asians (Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese) have fewer apocrine sweat glands compared to people of other descent, making East Asians less prone to body odor.[20][21] The reduction in body odor and sweating may be due to adaptation to colder climates by their ancient Northeast Asian ancestors.[16]

>>78684733
Just use 花露水 senpai

>>78693593
East Asians have less sweat glands and the sweat they produce doesnt have the enzymes that bacteria eat. Bacteria eating sweat is what causes body odor in the first place.

>>78693571
>Those comments

man the double standard with female pedos is retarded, lock her up and throw away the key

>>78698599

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>>78693571
>white girls are whores
This isn't news.

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>>78680672
>>78680704
>>78682274

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早上好

whats the difference between a gf and a hooker?

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One's cheaper

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Here is a fresh meme right out of the /his/ oven

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Another /his/ sinomeme

>>78646506
So redpill me on this country's economy, is it going to have an economic bubble or will it surpass the US? Is it the next Japan or will it actually succeed the US as the next superpower?

>>78699891

one you pay and the other you pay too

This thread is sad as hell

What are the advantages of learning Mandarin over Japanese? Everyone claims Mandarin is THE language to learn, but everything I have read indicates that knowing Japanese is an intrinsically more valuable skill, especially for people who also know English.

>>78700518
It's most likely going to follow the path of every other East Asian nation. And if so, that will mean it surpasses us economically in the 2020's.

But political power stems from political relationship and cultural affinity, as much as historical connections or economic strength.

The most reputable economic organizations worldwide predictions are the likeliest to occur. Anyone who claims otherwise is foolish, and would lose money in gambling.

>>78654528
有道理,但是我希望川普可以make america great again.

>>78701478
Bait isn't worthy of a response, but I like to have some optimism in the world.

Mandarin = 1.2 billion speakers
Japanese = 120 million
China GDP = $12 trillion
Japan GDP = $4.5 trillion
China population 2050 = 1.4 billion
Japan population 2050 = 90 million.

>>78700592
I had fuck 57 hookers but I never got a gf

>>78701562
It was not bait. Let me elaborate:

There are more Mandarin speakers, but there are also more people with the ability. For every white person who learns Mandarin, there are tens of thousands of native Chinese speaking diaspora in his own nation who already speak it natively. I am not trying to dissuade anyone from learning Mandarin; it is truly a valuable skill. However, Japanese has, relatively speaking, an almost negligibly small diaspora. The amount of native English speakers who can also speak Japaense is simply abysmally small. In that way, it does have its advantages.

(Disclaimer: I think both languages are fascinating and worth learning. Which is more useful depends on the field.)

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>>78701583

peru? where do you sell peru?

>>78646506
What are the Chinese equivalents to Spotify, Pandora, Apple Music, Google Music, etc.? Does any of them have good recommendation algorithm like Spotify?

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>>78703003

go away. this is my general

>>78703003
http://mp3.baidu.com

>>78703003
chinese music is awful though

>>78703180
Perhaps you haven't found anything to your taste, but that does not mean all Chinese music is awful.

>>78703087
Ching chong, my off-brand China brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAzESJ62irI

>国家互联网信息办公室8月25日公布《互联网跟帖评论服务管理规定》(以下简称《规定》),自2017年10月1日起施行。国家互联网信息办公室有关负责人表示,出台《规定》旨在深入贯彻《网络安全法》精神,提高互联网跟帖评论服务管理的规范化、科学化水平,促进互联网跟帖评论服务健康有序发展。
>《规定》共计十三条。第一条至第三条,对目的依据、适用范围、监管主体作出规定。第四条,对跟帖评论新产品新应用新功能进行安全评估作出规定。第五条,对跟帖评论服务提供者主体责任作出规定。第六条,对跟帖评论服务提供者及其用户自律作出规定。第七条,对跟帖评论服务提供者及其从业人员不得干预舆论作出规定。第八条和第九条,对跟帖评论服务提供者加强用户管理作出规定。第十条,对建立公众投诉和举报制度作出规定。第十一条和第十二条,对违反《规定》的行为的法律责任作出规定。第十三条,对公布实施作出规定。

http://www.cac.gov.cn/2017-08/25/c_1121541842.htm

HAPPENING

>>78701638
Using your logic, what reason is there to speak English since so many people know it?

>>78699660
安安 *kisses u

>when laowais pronounce Shanghai as "Schang-high"
>when laowais pronounce Xie xie as "Shay shay"
>when laowais pronounce Shenzhen as "Shen-Zen"

how do you react

>>78705923
When we get a shipment from Guangzhou they always say gong-soo LOL fucking RETARDS

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>>78704955
>第七条 跟帖评论服务提供者及其从业人员不得为谋取不正当利益或基于错误价值取向,采取有选择地删除、推荐跟帖评论等方式干预舆论。
>mfw this is exactly what gov told most websites to do, "control the voice"

>>78705951
>全面弃置已使用过的网络ID,qq号,清理自己的论坛发言,逐步停止和任何网友的联络
>苦练长跑和游泳
>学习无线电技术,熟练掌握手焊技术
>下载所有能下载的电子书
>囤积一部短波收音机和一台CRT,一台打印机
>生娃,多生,越多越好,罚款也要生
>卖房,2012年前要出货,但一定要扎在大城市
>到越南旅游十次以上,学习英语和东南亚某国方言
>从事粮食,食品,肉联行业
>入党
>看重庆新闻联播,每日
>好了,如果那次,你不得不从南方再次返回,你还有大把时间,可以研究数学和国学古典,这两样基本只用笔和纸就能玩下去了
>30年后,你一脸幸福的奔跑在长安街上,手中的红绸带上下飞舞,锣鼓喧嚣,
>擦把脸回到家,儿子又告诉你一个喜讯,组织上认定你是清白,个人历史问题解决了,并交给你一个账号密码,双手哆嗦
>夜空,小巷子口鞭炮还在噼噼啪啪,这时当,你照例偷偷拧开收音机,得知辗转寄出的关于1+1的证明已经发表,全球震动,”amazing!”
打开电脑,输入账号和密码,按照当初约定,大局域上搜索”大船2010″, 等你,头像一个个亮起,两鬓斑白
>music!

http://tv.cntv.cn/videoset/C11532

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LUEiKs2UAo

>>78705923
i do that as chinese here

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>>78706109
>copied from a Tianya post back in 2010
wtf dude

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>>78706793

i see. thanks for the info peru

How could china bear fucking 1.3B of population

Holy shit fucking 1.3 billion

>>78706873
are a member of the worried crew?

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>>78706927

of course

>>78706109
I don't understand this

Is this a meme or serious

>>78683336
Don't you already live in the country of exotic trees tho?

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for example, here we have a drugstore near my former university in shanghai
how can I get in contact with this drugstore to offer my maca products?

>>78654771
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/china-bristles-at-us-imposed-sanctions-on-north-korea-trade/2017/08/23/32bfba3c-87ba-11e7-9ce7-9e175d8953fa_story.html?utm_term=.009e1c174c0a

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>>78701478
>>78701638
Chinese is exploding in demand compared to some niche language like Korean or Japanese. (this is a generalisation but a relatively true one, glance at UK job listings for the government or tourism industry for example).

Look at the import/exports involved with US and Chinky companies, look at the amount of Chinese tourists flocking to Vegas or NYC compared to Japanese etc. China is booming and it's doubtful this will change for the next 20-30yrs at least, hell they're even building UK power plants now as we don't have the credentials.

This is my reasoning for learning it alongside my studies at uni, I'll have much greater odds being employed with Chinese skills at home than nipponese or something massively oversaturated with British grads like French or Italian.

Unless you're a weeaboo and happy working ESL your entire life I would avoid Japanese like the plague. It's not the 1980's any more friend

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>>78699230
>Maria KANG

>>78707501
Nobody wants your shitty potato powder
Send them ground up ivory

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>>78707501

peru i had a chink girl look up what you're selling last year and she found it selling already on taobao and other sites peru. why do you think it's not being sold in china, or why do you think the chinks will buy from you peru?

Why am I always so tired, wtf

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>>78711262
Is't what life be like.

>>78711800
;_;

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>>78711262
get some sleep anon, get a good one

>>78711966
Tonight I guess... Been working overtime this week so that I could go home early yesterday and talk to the taiwanese girl. Definitely worth it, she was happy and so was I :3

>>78712501
>girl
if it has a dick, its not a girl

RIP Macau

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>>78714138

It's 2017, anon
Your penis doesn't define your gender anymore

>>78714138
she doesn't have a benis

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made this one for you Hans

>>78717061
Hope he will get deported for this.

>>78717061
>>78717089

I look forward to watching the disgusting SEXPAT on liveleak and laughing hahaha

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thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sXsXxXsO8E

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>>78705923
>mfw laowai pronounce Beijing with soft J sound instead of hard J

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>>78707501
Look them up on Baidu maps, they usually have contact info for specific locations. Or look up their names on Baidu.

https://youtu.be/P-IsjpTLAPU do you support the revitalization of hanja in Korean lang folks

Friday night bump

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>>78653197
>pigeon chinese
It's pidgin not pigeon faggot

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4 days left

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>>78728523

>>78701638
Wrong. There are very few chinese in most non-anglo non-white nations.

Furthermore, tons of Japanese who go abroad to work or do business already speak engrish.

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>mfw I somehow memed my way into being the most powerful Chinese leader since Deng

>>78729960
the other dudes were new comers, he is a son of old breed, kind of cheated

Should I learn Mandarin?

>>78730212
yes

>>78729960
I kinda like how he is not dying his hair black as Hu did to prove to his rivals that he's still 'young' and full of vigor.

Xi's purge was so successful that he doesnt need to do this shit anymore.

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>>78700063
They really exist?

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>>78730893
Yes.

And they are apparently capable of turning tankers into Chads.

>>78707501
Don't listen to these jerks. I believe in you and Maca.

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>>78730764
Xi is an alpha male in Chinese society now, but wasn't when he was younger.

From 1966-1978 his family and him were persecuted in the Cultural Revolution. He didn't see his dad for a decade because he was inprisoned, his sister got killed by a mob, he and his brother were paraded around by the red guard and shamed, and he nearly starved to death in rural China in 1969-1971.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/09/25/world/asia/xi-jinping-china-cultural-revolution.html

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>>78732055
>BEIJING — When the pandemonium of the Cultural Revolution erupted, he was a slight, softly spoken 13-year-old who loved classical Chinese poetry. Two years later, adrift in a city torn apart by warring Red Guards, Xi Jinping had hardened into a combative street survivor.

>His father, a senior Communist Party official who had been purged a few years earlier, was seized and repeatedly beaten. Student militants ransacked his family’s home, forcing the family to flee, and one of his sisters died in the mayhem. Paraded before a crowd as an enemy of the revolution and denounced by his own mother, the future president of China was on the edge of being thrown into a prison for delinquent children of the party elite.

>Visiting the United States this week, Mr. Xi, 62, has presented himself as a polished statesman, at ease hobnobbing with American capitalists in Seattle and attending a state dinner at the White House in his honor, set for Friday. Yet his first immersion in politics came on the streets of the Chinese capital during the most tumultuous era of Communist rule, when Mao Zedong exhorted students “to bombard the headquarters” of order.

>>78732180
>Mr. Xi has often discussed the seven years he spent exiled to a rural village during the latter part of the Cultural Revolution, including in a speech in Seattle on Tuesday, casting that chapter of his life as an uplifting story of a city boy who discovers the suffering of ordinary Chinese in the countryside and resolves to make a difference.

>But Mr. Xi has rarely spoken in public about his experiences from 1966 to 1968 at the tumultuous start of the Cultural Revolution, and his close contemporaries refuse to talk to foreign journalists about those years.

>An examination of memoirs written by them and by members of Mr. Xi’s family, though, offers an unusually vivid look at how a shy, bookish youth, raised in the bosom of party privilege, was tested and changed by the chaos that unfolded after Mao’s decision to turn the masses against the party establishment.

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>>78732055
Yeah, he suffered under the cultural revolution, but even then he was an alpha guy.

The peasants who still knew him from his time when he was sent down to the rural areas to do hard labour remembered him as a /fit/ young man who used to draw the heavy carts loaded with sewage and fertilizers himself. People say that his back was as stronk as an ox from all the field work.

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>>78732273
>The purges, zealotry and mass strife that Mao unleashed during the Cultural Revolution left a lasting mark on every Chinese leader who has succeeded him. But Mr. Xi stands out because he is the first party chief from the generation of the Red Guards — the youths who served as Mao’s shock troops — and because he fell so far before beginning his trek to power, from a family in the party elite to an unmoored life as a teenage political pariah.

>Some of Mr. Xi’s critics argue that his experiences during the Cultural Revolution inform his authoritarian ways. But the imprint of that time was more complex than that, said Patricia M. Thornton, a professor at Oxford who is researching the Cultural Revolution and its legacy.

>Mr. Xi’s generation venerated Mao, she said, but his family suffered in the violence that Mao unleashed, and Mr. Xi’s outlook is rooted in an elitist rejection of that turmoil.

>"Xi got to see both sides of that time, which is one reason I think he’s such an interesting character,” she said, “but that’s also why he’s so difficult to read.”

>Unlike some youths from elite backgrounds, Mr. Xi did not turn against the party or Mao, but learned to revere strict order and abhor challenges to hierarchy, said Yongyi Song, a historian and librarian in Los Angeles who has long studied the Cultural Revolution.

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What did he mean by this?

>>78732287
Dank photo senpai. I'm just going to say that your photo is in the early 80's though.

It's amazing how little Westerners know about Xi.

>>78732414
Suppossedly, he stayed till the 80s in the rural areas when all the formerly disgraced officials were allowed to return to the cities. He stayed there for purpose, since he could then build his powerbase where no other rival wanted to be.

>>78732414
Don't misintepret me. I am a Westerner as well.

I just am surprised that there is not one decent English-language biography on Xi Jinping.

>>78732496
Yep. And he played it by the book so that he wouldn't be purged or have issues with corruption.

His political upbringing in the rural areas away from corruption shaped his pro-rural and anti-corruption views.

>>78732595
Likewise, during the roaring 80's-90's many of his contemporaries asked him why he wouldn't take bribes or help out big companies in his district. That hurt his promotion chances many times. Many considered him a stickler and an anti-social prude because of it.

Despite all the attempts by Westerners and chinese to find dirt on him, there is none.

>>78731830
thanks for the advice about 百度 and the addresses
now Im gonna select 100 drugstores and pharmacies from the map and deliver letters informing them about my services as a provider of black maca from Peru
I dont know if should I focus in HK or mainland

>>78732722
Yeah, Xi is actually pretty based.

No wonder he's also a fan of Zhu Rongji, last of his name, descendant of the Ming Emperors.

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>>78733151
Inshallah, Comrade.

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>>78733586
Maybe he should tell his Indian comrades that as well.
India and China could be partners economically, but India has been dragged down into a nationalistic hindu cesspool by the RSS (BJP's hound dogs)

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>>78646506
>some stupid Kim Jong bullshit

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>these are two separate ethnic groups

>>78705923
Isnt shay shay only a ccj2 meme? Shen Zen is true though.

>>78732414
That's because we're trained to believe by western media that all Chinese leaders are just born commies whose goal in life is to ruin people's lives. We're not supposed to think of the Chinese objectively but as villains.

>>78737685
The vast majority of my friends, even here at Georgetown University of all places, think of China as being stuck in 2005.

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Can't believe it's been three years.
I wonder if China would've handled Iraq better than we did.

>>78737966
I believe ISIS is just an operation of the US army

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Hell Asia

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>>78738065
It's not. Just a conundrum of interwoven and complex issues all coming back to haunt us.

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>>78737685

I have seen no such media regarding personal attacks against Chinese officials, senior administrators, or Xi Jinping. Maybe in opinion pieces, in which case, that's not surprising. The most the media here ever seems to do is express a frustration at China for perceiving them as playing dumb on how much they help North Korea, or over intellectual-property violations. As for criticism over China's government goes, well, it goes both ways. China's state-run newspapers never miss a beat when they have a chance to criticize the US whenever there's a city riot or some other mishap.

>>78700088
nice, link to original thread?

>>78738180
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/chinas-president-xi-jinping-investments.html

Not him, but of the few competent international news groups in the USA who actually report on China, they did try character assassination in the 2012-2014 period.

Now they realize they had nothing, and got no clicks. So they stopped.

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Who else /gettingaleftoverwoman/ here?

>>78738180
China's media barely reports anything about the USA. We report FAR MORE China related news than they report about us.

And you can't blame them for highlighting the insanity going on over here since 2015. Everyone else outside the USA looks at us as "madness" or "chaos".

>>78738318
Goes back to October 2015 when /his/ started after gookmoot felt like ruining things more.

Where can I find information on chinese internet slang and internet culture? Google translate isn't good enough on mnbk

>>78738438
I wish I could watch that guy without wanting to burn my eyes (and ears)
he seems to be cool but all of his videos are literally clickbait, and he doesn't understand that some people use headphones/earphones

>>78738408
The gist of what I got from that story was that Jinping was covering his bases by telling his family to sell off stocks to bolster his image of fighting corruption, given his involvement in a district from the early 2000s. Even if there wasn't a smoking gun, you have to admit it's a little harsh that a lawyer gets four years for trying to increase public interest in further transparency of their leader's finances.

>>78738461
The US being one of the most powerful nations in the world, it's assumed that we should set a good example, so I take no offense to other nations' media outlets putting our country under that kind of scrutiny. Comes with the territory.

Also, the amount the US focuses on China isn't surprising either, given how much business we do with them and that China now has the second largest economy in the world. The fascination with the country goes well beyond immature gawking about their culture. Also, it's understandable that China wouldn't report much on the US outside of perceived inflammatory actions by them, because China exercises a lot of online censorship, and their people don't have too many options to see the US in the media outside of their own state-run outlets.

>>78737839
>posting PPP figures

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Hey /sino/

What are some good Chinese tv-shows you'd recommend for viewing?

Can I work in the Bitcoin industry in china?

>>78738438
>>78732389
>Western men don't mind if a woman already has children or is divorced

What did he mean by this?

ching chong nig nog ping pong hong kong
nip nang kick khan'd sick cunt
si xi xua xian xi xoxoxo

>>78739600
teach me chinese pls

>>78739614

i saw some britcuck whining on reddit about how he works in IT in china and his chink company won't give him a work visa. so IT companies hire western foreigners? how much is their salary?

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>mom is pressuring sis to find a white bf again
Should I tell dad?

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Chinese police finally got bored of cmilk racing his Lexus aroung Huizhou and have confiscated it.

>>78738438
I'm very close to 30, so it's likely I will be marrying a left over woman as I'm a left over man, I don't really mind this.

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wish a nigga would

>>78740444
I wonder if he figured out they weren't getting him the visa because he wasn't really working for them. like that's the under the table part of "under the table".

>>78741401
>buy car
>illegally modify it
>drive around with no registration
>b-but it's China haha I can do what I want here

typical immigrant scum behavior
hope this video could be evidence enough to JAIL him

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>>78741694
>ha ha I'm gonna hang out with literal criminals, there's no way criminals could be unsavoury people.

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>Spend $50,000 on a 20 year old Lexus
>Get's seized by the police

>>78738981
欢乐颂 is almost tolerable

>>78738601
I always preferred his "How to get a sim card in China" and "what's it like driving in China" to his "THIS 4000 YEAR OLD POWDER MADE AMERICA LOSE THE VIETNAM WAR"

>>78743681
>"THIS 4000 YEAR OLD POWDER MADE AMERICA LOSE THE VIETNAM WAR"
haven't seen that one yet

Anyone know a show with this kinda feel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pahCkwkyow (people constantly talking and bantering about random topics, bascially) but with beijing accent?

I'm almost more used to taiwan accent than beijing accent at this point but i don't wanna speak like a fag so I should switch back pretty soon

>>78744918
>I want to sound disgusting please help

>>78744962
No I said I didn't want a taiwan accent.

>>78744016
I may have changed the title slightly, but it's still a clickbate title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH6n5fuuVNA

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>>78745365
kek it's real

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do you consider yourself a laowinner

>>78741561
>mfw when she takes her socks off

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>when she put the sweaty feet on your lap

>>78745489
I'm not even sure what is meant by Laowinner

>>78745589

lmao wtf was he thinking when he made that face

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>>78745623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhds6N6eNE

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>>78745365
kek i use that alot to cure my mouth ulcers

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>>78745536
>>78745589
stop being a degenerate